1 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:48,544 (A car pushes) 2 00:03:11,390 --> 00:03:13,950 World history is being written. 3 00:03:14,150 --> 00:03:19,099 The world's attention is focused on the man who's on his way in here, - 4 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:24,304 - Dr. Ling Fu, China's Representative at the World Peace Conference in Geneva. 5 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:29,459 At last it has succeeded, China agreed. All great powers gather around the table. 6 00:03:29,670 --> 00:03:34,664 The prospects for relaxation and lasting peace have not been greater than now. 7 00:03:34,870 --> 00:03:38,067 A few hours ago, pessimism reigned. 8 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:41,706 14.30 it was announced that dr. Ling Fu was on his way. 9 00:03:41,910 --> 00:03:44,982 At this moment, Ling Fu walks in the door. 10 00:03:45,190 --> 00:03:48,705 (Speaks Chinese) 11 00:03:59,150 --> 00:04:03,348 The People's Republic of China has always worked for peace. 12 00:04:03,550 --> 00:04:07,020 As a peace loving people, we have always wanted peace. 13 00:04:07,230 --> 00:04:10,745 But the capitalistic and imperialist aggressors- 14 00:04:10,950 --> 00:04:14,465 has so far prevented us in the efforts toward peace- 15 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:19,505 - that are the only aim of our peace-loving People's Republic. 16 00:04:19,710 --> 00:04:26,058 We have fought against the tyranny of capital and revisionist traitors. 17 00:04:26,270 --> 00:04:32,664 And we continue the fight until there is nothing left but peace, and... 18 00:11:04,430 --> 00:11:08,821 - Was that all? - That... was all, sir. 19 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:19,786 A roll of film. Bring it down and get it developed right away. 20 00:11:24,070 --> 00:11:29,144 It seems to be our job. The world is staring at glowing poles. 21 00:11:29,350 --> 00:11:33,309 And we have staff shortages. It's impossible to get good people. 22 00:11:33,510 --> 00:11:36,900 Is there anything I can do, sir? 23 00:11:42,470 --> 00:11:47,624 - That's just going to be something for Smmith. - He's insane, sir. 24 00:11:47,830 --> 00:11:52,426 Nonsense. He suffered a nervous breakdown after last mission and had to be admitted. 25 00:11:52,630 --> 00:11:55,508 He should be well soon. Have you heard anything about him? 26 00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:59,669 At least he's not in the closed ward anymore. 27 00:12:16,630 --> 00:12:19,747 (There is a scream) 28 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:54,700 (There is a scream) 29 00:13:06,670 --> 00:13:10,219 (A phone rings) 30 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:14,742 Yes, sir, Mr Smmith is considered completely healed. 31 00:13:14,950 --> 00:13:18,659 Excellent. Then you can discharge him right away. Thank you, Doctor. 32 00:13:18,870 --> 00:13:22,624 Ready to show pictures from the shoe, sir? 33 00:13:26,150 --> 00:13:28,141 Next. 34 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:31,820 Next. Next. 35 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:35,818 Next. Next. 36 00:13:36,030 --> 00:13:38,703 Next. 37 00:13:38,910 --> 00:13:41,470 Next! 38 00:13:41,670 --> 00:13:46,141 Next. Let me see the next last again. 39 00:13:46,950 --> 00:13:49,510 Sharpen it. 40 00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:55,742 Aha. Next. 41 00:13:57,310 --> 00:14:01,428 - That was the last thing, sir. - Excellent. Turn on light. 42 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:08,024 Now we have something to look for. Something's going on. The question is how... 43 00:14:08,230 --> 00:14:14,499 I have an idea. If we let the house surround and I stormed the apartment. 44 00:14:14,710 --> 00:14:19,659 Yes please. Then you will probably be killed. 45 00:14:19,870 --> 00:14:24,705 But if they have the Chinese he'll be found dead, we have World War II tomorrow. 46 00:14:24,910 --> 00:14:29,222 - We have to know what's going on, undetected. - Maybe I could sneak in? 47 00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:34,345 No no no no. Those people are not like that to joke with. 48 00:14:34,550 --> 00:14:39,385 And apparently they all know our agents. 49 00:14:39,590 --> 00:14:45,301 Damn, I've got another idea. If it was one they did not know. 50 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:48,183 - Excellent. - Yeah right? 51 00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:54,386 One who assisted us mmod dr. Pax. He worked with Smmith. 52 00:14:54,590 --> 00:14:59,789 - His name is Frede Hansen. - Yes. 53 00:14:59,990 --> 00:15:04,984 - Yes, maybe. Can we get a hamm? - I'll fix that, sir. 54 00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:11,504 - Discreet. Nobody knows anything. - Of course, sir. Extremely discreet. 55 00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:16,465 That's just what we need. A top secret agent. 56 00:15:16,670 --> 00:15:22,063 - No. I have my job to take care of. - They're a representative? 57 00:15:22,270 --> 00:15:27,902 - Agent. - That's just what we need. 58 00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:33,059 They will be remunerated according to state regulations, where secret agents - 59 00:15:33,270 --> 00:15:39,345 paid in class 27 A without pension, but with small allowances and diets. 60 00:15:39,550 --> 00:15:44,863 - It's very good, but... - Your country needs Demm. 61 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:50,303 A great responsibility rests on us. We face a cynical organization, - 62 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:53,946 - which threatens world peace. Washington is concerned. 63 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:59,463 - London is uneasy. Bonn is excited. - I'm not much for that either. 64 00:16:00,190 --> 00:16:07,187 In such a situation you will not fail. After all, they are not an ordinary man. 65 00:16:07,390 --> 00:16:12,669 - Uh... - We've worked together before. 66 00:16:12,870 --> 00:16:18,024 They have shown yourself as a man of proper casting. An enchanted nature. 67 00:16:18,230 --> 00:16:23,987 Brave. Cold. Determined. The lord of the situation. Superior. 68 00:16:24,190 --> 00:16:29,184 Fearless. Charming. Cynical. World man at his fingertips. 69 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:33,622 Effective. Hard. Lightning fast. Tough and enduring. 70 00:16:33,830 --> 00:16:37,709 The one we need now that all the forces are deployed. 71 00:16:44,510 --> 00:16:48,708 Original, scrarabersalto. Next, Judo. 72 00:17:00,350 --> 00:17:03,103 - Ash! - Hand stroke. 73 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,939 God, no, wow. 74 00:17:15,470 --> 00:17:19,588 God no, wow. God no, where is that written? 75 00:17:19,790 --> 00:17:24,102 No, now not all that. Knives, please. 76 00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:39,548 Knives. Thanks. There you go, Beretta. 77 00:17:42,990 --> 00:17:47,347 Thanks. May we see you with a Browning? 78 00:17:49,190 --> 00:17:52,182 Hi, Smmith! 79 00:17:52,830 --> 00:17:56,186 - Smmith! - Sorry, sir. 80 00:18:02,870 --> 00:18:05,623 May I just see? 81 00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:12,069 Yes. It otherwise looks excellent. 82 00:18:12,270 --> 00:18:18,300 But I do not know if we dare give you permission to kill back. 83 00:18:18,510 --> 00:18:21,468 From what I've just witnessed. 84 00:18:21,670 --> 00:18:27,700 I assure you, I'm fine. They must not take mmin killer license. 85 00:18:27,910 --> 00:18:33,428 Let go, then. But only temporarily. Give Smmith his killer license. 86 00:18:37,670 --> 00:18:39,661 Thank you very much, sir. 87 00:18:39,870 --> 00:18:46,184 The prerequisite is that you complete a task satisfactorily. 88 00:18:46,390 --> 00:18:51,145 - I personally keep an eye on you. - Thank you very much, sir. 89 00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:56,902 Contact them at the deposite. They must work together with Mr Hansen. 90 00:18:57,110 --> 00:19:00,068 - Is it strictly necessary? - Yes. 91 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:05,219 We face the most cynical criminal organization of our time. 92 00:19:05,430 --> 00:19:10,379 And cannot afford to lose more of our own. Especially not you, Smmith. 93 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:13,946 Excellent, sir. What do we know about the opponent? 94 00:19:14,150 --> 00:19:18,348 Not very much. Only that there are girls in the game all the time. 95 00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,939 Lots of girls. - Girls? 96 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:55,622 Binoculars. 97 00:19:55,830 --> 00:20:01,746 Flashlight built into pencil. Camera in tie knot. 98 00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:07,502 And here we have our new pocket standard set. Three pills. 99 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:10,270 The green gives seven hours of deep sleep. 100 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:13,542 The red gives 17 mminutes of energy and intense muscle power. 101 00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:20,588 The yellow is instantly lethal. Remember it. They must only use as last resort. 102 00:20:26,390 --> 00:20:31,942 Lighter. Beware of it. Instead of fire, it gives a strong smoke development. 103 00:20:32,150 --> 00:20:38,180 The smoke is toxic. It's red so you do not forget it. 104 00:20:38,390 --> 00:20:43,339 Beautiful. Fine tailoring. They're sure it's bulletproof? 105 00:20:45,630 --> 00:20:50,021 - Good news. - I also have something for you. 106 00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:55,389 If you twist the heel half a turn... No! 107 00:20:55,590 --> 00:21:01,540 ... an explosive charge is triggered. in 6 seconds. They can use that hand grenade. 108 00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:04,503 Then we only need one vehicle. 109 00:21:31,310 --> 00:21:35,508 They must appear as booksellers. So this one should be appropriate. 110 00:21:35,710 --> 00:21:42,548 We have mounted an engine on 310 horses and six carburetors. 111 00:21:42,750 --> 00:21:48,268 It should provide a top speed of 270 km/h if required. 112 00:21:48,470 --> 00:21:53,828 We also have a few refinements here. Radio telephone to the headquarters here. 113 00:21:54,030 --> 00:21:59,787 When mman presses that button, a television screen is uncovered there. 114 00:21:59,990 --> 00:22:05,064 The screen and a corresponding one in the boss's office receive from the transmitter here. 115 00:22:05,270 --> 00:22:09,980 It's your sample collection, a work that is easy to sell. 116 00:22:10,190 --> 00:22:15,742 The copy has a camera and transmitter, which is placed in a suitable place. 117 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:29,108 Here is the commander. 118 00:22:32,790 --> 00:22:37,341 - Ready? What time is it? - Almost midnight. 119 00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:41,338 It should be coming any minute. 120 00:22:41,550 --> 00:22:45,304 There we have him. Right on time. 121 00:22:52,230 --> 00:22:56,348 Ground to PX, come in. 122 00:22:56,550 --> 00:23:02,182 - PX to the ground. Approaching target. - Turn on the light. 123 00:23:04,630 --> 00:23:09,624 Ground to PX. The light is on. Over. 124 00:23:09,830 --> 00:23:13,709 Understood. I'm coming in. 125 00:23:21,950 --> 00:23:27,582 PX to ground. Parachute dropped. Everything clear. Over. 126 00:23:36,790 --> 00:23:39,907 Get the trunk and clean it up. Make it snappy. 127 00:23:48,950 --> 00:23:53,341 PX to ground. All is well? Over. 128 00:23:54,950 --> 00:23:57,942 All is well. 129 00:24:03,190 --> 00:24:09,868 PX to ground. Where are we landing now? Instructions? Over. 130 00:24:10,070 --> 00:24:13,858 - Is he over the sea now? - I think so. 131 00:24:14,070 --> 00:24:17,221 Yes, commander. 132 00:24:28,630 --> 00:24:33,988 PX to ground. What's wrong down there? Do you read me? Instructions, ple... 133 00:24:51,230 --> 00:24:54,859 (Flutes) 134 00:25:13,830 --> 00:25:18,824 - Mama, please. Do as I tell you. - You know I do not want to live here alone. 135 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:22,340 I'll manage myself. I'll follow very soon. 136 00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:26,748 - I'll call as soon as I arrive. - Yes, mmom. 137 00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:29,384 Piccolo! Piccolo! 138 00:25:29,590 --> 00:25:34,744 Helo, What are you? Come on. 139 00:25:34,950 --> 00:25:38,989 Little! Come here. Come back. 140 00:25:39,190 --> 00:25:42,023 Then come up to grandma. 141 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:47,099 Naughty, little treasure bass. How can I thank you? 142 00:25:47,310 --> 00:25:52,862 - That's good enough. Sweet doggie. - And you're a sweet young man. 143 00:25:53,070 --> 00:25:57,780 - Their grandma must be proud of you. - Mom, we'll be late for the plane. 144 00:25:57,990 --> 00:26:02,666 Hope to see you another time. Arrivederci. 145 00:26:10,790 --> 00:26:15,386 (There is a knock on the door) 146 00:26:15,910 --> 00:26:19,425 Come in. 147 00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:34,065 (Chinese sounds from the suitcase) (The doorbell rings) 148 00:26:50,510 --> 00:26:54,105 (The doorbell rings) 149 00:27:01,030 --> 00:27:05,228 Hello Hello. Frede Hansen. Sorry, I'm pushing myself. 150 00:27:05,430 --> 00:27:09,264 I come from... 151 00:27:09,470 --> 00:27:13,065 - Exscuse me? - Well, you're... 152 00:27:13,270 --> 00:27:17,309 - They speak English. - Who are you and what do you want? 153 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,866 - Yes, you see, I'm an agent. - Agent? 154 00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:25,029 - Yes. presicely. May I come in? - What do they want? 155 00:27:25,230 --> 00:27:30,020 I want to show you some beautiful and interesting books. 156 00:27:30,230 --> 00:27:33,461 - I'm not interested. - Now. 157 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:38,300 - Please leave me alone. - You just have to see. Just a little. 158 00:27:38,510 --> 00:27:42,822 If you do not like it, I'll do the same. 159 00:27:43,030 --> 00:27:47,820 - They do not have to pay anything. - I'm not interested in books. 160 00:27:48,030 --> 00:27:53,866 What are you interested in? Thank you. Oh, here is beautiful. 161 00:27:54,070 --> 00:27:57,221 - Pretty. Are you married? - No. 162 00:27:57,430 --> 00:28:00,786 Are you engaged? Do you have a boyfriend? 163 00:28:00,990 --> 00:28:03,902 - Does it concern you? - Yes. Exactly. 164 00:28:04,110 --> 00:28:08,023 - Because I have a book... - I'm not interested. 165 00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:13,907 Are you not interested in love? Yes, love? 166 00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:19,187 You are very beautiful. 167 00:28:19,390 --> 00:28:21,904 Alright then. 168 00:28:22,110 --> 00:28:27,901 This one will interest you. Here you can read everything so you know how. 169 00:28:28,110 --> 00:28:33,230 Every young girl should know that. Very interesting. Many pictures. 170 00:28:33,430 --> 00:28:36,740 Beautiful pictures. 171 00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:42,343 (There is a knock on the door) 172 00:28:42,870 --> 00:28:45,338 Excuse me. 173 00:29:02,550 --> 00:29:05,018 (There is a noise) 174 00:29:15,390 --> 00:29:19,463 - Now something's happening, sir. - Now look what he's done. 175 00:29:19,670 --> 00:29:23,504 That man is impossible. 176 00:29:32,710 --> 00:29:35,178 He's selling her the book. 177 00:29:35,390 --> 00:29:39,463 Thanks and goodbye. Nice to meet you. 178 00:31:00,670 --> 00:31:02,979 (Pushes) 179 00:31:13,390 --> 00:31:16,746 (Shouting in Italian) 180 00:31:33,310 --> 00:31:37,064 (The doorbell rings) 181 00:31:38,870 --> 00:31:41,862 (It rings again) 182 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:57,704 - Hello, you. - What? Who? Me? 183 00:31:57,910 --> 00:32:04,099 How are you parking? May I just see your driver's license? 184 00:32:05,310 --> 00:32:08,859 (Impatient ring on the door) 185 00:32:12,110 --> 00:32:15,898 Why were you taking so long? Any calls? 186 00:32:16,110 --> 00:32:19,580 - Guests? - No. That means... 187 00:32:19,790 --> 00:32:23,465 - What? - A salesman came. 188 00:32:23,670 --> 00:32:26,980 - What did he look like? - Well, pretty... 189 00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:32,389 Pretty silly, you mean. Did you let hamm in? 190 00:32:32,590 --> 00:32:36,708 - I did not want to arouse suspicion. - So you did. And so? 191 00:32:36,910 --> 00:32:41,859 - Then I bought a book of hamm. - A book? Let me see. 192 00:32:55,950 --> 00:32:59,181 I'll finish bathing. 193 00:33:26,790 --> 00:33:30,339 Goodbye, goodbye and thank you for that. Sorry. 194 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:34,543 - Yes, you're probably right. - The man is a foolish amateur. 195 00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:40,143 Now the opponents know him on top of that. Send him home again. 196 00:33:44,550 --> 00:33:47,986 (The radio telephone rings) 197 00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:53,344 Hello? Hi, Smmith! 198 00:33:53,550 --> 00:33:57,304 What? What? 199 00:33:57,510 --> 00:34:04,029 Fired? Why is that? It went damn well, didn't it? What? 200 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:08,462 Order? What about my wage, and everything, if I may ask? 201 00:34:08,670 --> 00:34:13,460 Relax, Frede. They get what's up to you. Which? 202 00:34:13,670 --> 00:34:18,869 Yes, you just drive home in the carriage. Then I'll take care of the rest. End. 203 00:34:19,070 --> 00:34:22,949 - They're taking over the case. Alone. - Excellent, sir. 204 00:34:23,150 --> 00:34:27,143 I trust you. There is a lot at stake. 205 00:34:27,350 --> 00:34:32,219 - My killer license. - And world peace. 206 00:34:52,830 --> 00:34:55,822 Allegro. Allegro. 207 00:35:05,310 --> 00:35:07,824 Retired. 208 00:35:08,030 --> 00:35:10,783 Andante moderate. 209 00:35:10,990 --> 00:35:14,221 I do not find it. I do not find it. 210 00:35:15,550 --> 00:35:18,303 Sostenuto. 211 00:35:19,310 --> 00:35:22,507 Da capo. 212 00:35:28,430 --> 00:35:32,139 - Jesus Maria... - Allegro! Very lively! 213 00:35:32,350 --> 00:35:35,262 Forte fortissimo. 214 00:38:13,950 --> 00:38:17,147 - What about Luigi? - He... 215 00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:22,663 And you let the man go? Fool! Poor stupid. 216 00:38:25,150 --> 00:38:29,462 - You know the punishment. - Commander... 217 00:38:29,670 --> 00:38:33,982 - Wash the dishes. - Si. Si. And thanks. 218 00:38:45,230 --> 00:38:50,020 - What happened? - He escaped. The guy with the book. 219 00:38:53,710 --> 00:38:59,307 Have you read it? Is it necessary at all? 220 00:38:59,510 --> 00:39:02,980 - What would you like to know? - I do not know. 221 00:39:03,190 --> 00:39:06,307 Maybe I can help. I would like to. 222 00:39:06,510 --> 00:39:11,664 - Don't. - You do not have to read about it. 223 00:39:11,870 --> 00:39:14,987 - You've never tried, did you? - No. 224 00:39:15,190 --> 00:39:19,866 - But you would like to, right? - Mom would not like it. 225 00:39:20,070 --> 00:39:23,346 She's not here. Diana, you're so... 226 00:39:23,550 --> 00:39:26,860 (The phone is ringing) 227 00:39:30,590 --> 00:39:34,583 Hello? Damn, hello, mmamma. 228 00:39:34,790 --> 00:39:39,580 You've arrived safely? Well. I'm coming in the morning. 229 00:39:39,790 --> 00:39:43,226 Me? Nothing, mmamma. 230 00:39:43,430 --> 00:39:47,708 No, mmamma, I'm not naughty. 231 00:39:47,910 --> 00:39:52,540 Yes, mmamma. Goodbye, mmamma. Ciao. 232 00:40:14,510 --> 00:40:16,819 (Big and humming opera) 233 00:40:32,990 --> 00:40:38,018 We'm getting hold of the agent. I think I want hamm alive. 234 00:40:38,230 --> 00:40:40,505 Yes, alive. 235 00:40:40,710 --> 00:40:45,909 I know how much he knows. Get hold of Spinoza and Gonzales. 236 00:41:30,070 --> 00:41:34,109 - Carl, we can have Frede in the final. - Frede is safe enough. 237 00:41:34,310 --> 00:41:37,586 - Do you think so too? - No one can beat Frede. 238 00:42:09,430 --> 00:42:13,389 - Hold this one. - Remember, it's your round. 239 00:42:23,830 --> 00:42:25,263 Nooo. 240 00:42:47,630 --> 00:42:49,586 (It's knocking on the door) 241 00:42:49,790 --> 00:42:52,179 Coming. 242 00:42:53,430 --> 00:42:58,424 (Chinese sounds inside the box) 243 00:43:07,110 --> 00:43:10,580 (It knocks violently.) 244 00:43:13,230 --> 00:43:18,748 Just let him out. There is no need to leave him in the trunk. 245 00:43:18,950 --> 00:43:23,228 - ll commandante said... - Do as I say. 246 00:43:23,430 --> 00:43:29,266 Take him out and lock him in the lavatory. He can't get anywhere from there. 247 00:43:46,190 --> 00:43:50,741 What the hell is the meaning? I won't tolerate to be treated like this! 248 00:43:50,950 --> 00:43:56,149 I don 't have a shit to do with it. I got fired! 249 00:43:56,350 --> 00:43:58,420 Let go, damn it. 250 00:43:58,630 --> 00:44:04,023 That's a mistake. I've been fired, right? Fired. Bum-bum. 251 00:44:04,230 --> 00:44:07,779 Si, si. Bum, bum very soon. 252 00:44:08,870 --> 00:44:15,184 Hey, hello! Hello! In other words, honestly. Listen now. Please. 253 00:44:34,430 --> 00:44:38,309 (There is a knock on the door) 254 00:45:54,390 --> 00:45:59,339 Hello, Smmith! It was damn good you came. 255 00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:05,466 Did I not tell you to go home? To the side. I'm going to advance. 256 00:46:08,590 --> 00:46:12,708 - I cannot. - Go away! You slow me down in my work. 257 00:46:12,910 --> 00:46:18,268 - Listen here, Smmith, old boy. - I'm not your old boy! 258 00:46:18,470 --> 00:46:20,426 (A pistol shot) 259 00:46:21,430 --> 00:46:23,785 Dummy. 260 00:46:39,950 --> 00:46:46,264 Sul mare luccica l'astro argento 261 00:46:46,470 --> 00:46:53,865 Placida e l'onda prospero il vento 262 00:46:54,070 --> 00:47:01,340 Sul mare luccica l'astro argento 263 00:47:01,550 --> 00:47:09,343 Placida e l'onda prospero il vento 264 00:47:09,550 --> 00:47:13,623 Come to the agile 265 00:47:13,830 --> 00:47:17,743 Barchetta mia 266 00:47:17,950 --> 00:47:22,182 Santa Lucia 267 00:47:22,390 --> 00:47:26,781 Santa Lucia 268 00:47:26,990 --> 00:47:31,063 Come to the agile 269 00:47:31,270 --> 00:47:35,900 Barchetta mia 270 00:47:36,110 --> 00:47:39,022 Santa Lucia... 271 00:48:11,110 --> 00:48:14,819 (It knocks on the door) Xing-han huha. 272 00:48:17,230 --> 00:48:20,222 Tung kai tin ka poo xing xa. 273 00:48:21,230 --> 00:48:24,461 Tin tan tun. Taing pa xing xa. 274 00:48:26,190 --> 00:48:28,943 Fung tei kow tin? 275 00:48:29,150 --> 00:48:33,143 (It knocks on the door) Fung tei-o tin ka. Fung tin ka. 276 00:48:33,710 --> 00:48:36,827 Yang pingeling. 277 00:48:42,030 --> 00:48:47,309 Now that juices may be enough. I will not put up with it. 278 00:48:47,510 --> 00:48:51,185 - It's persecution. - It's utter illegal. 279 00:48:51,390 --> 00:48:55,065 It is illegal to harass an official working. 280 00:48:55,270 --> 00:49:00,219 Are you aware of what's at stake? My life! My killer license! 281 00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:03,706 I will not stand for more of this. 282 00:49:03,910 --> 00:49:08,859 So shut up, man! Now I say it for the last time. 283 00:49:09,070 --> 00:49:14,019 If you do not obey, I will not answer for the consequences. You're fired! 284 00:49:14,230 --> 00:49:19,224 I know that damn well. But what good is it if others do not know it? 285 00:49:19,430 --> 00:49:25,539 If they think I'm still trying something, it's dangerous. I demand protection. 286 00:49:25,750 --> 00:49:27,900 Excellent. 287 00:49:39,790 --> 00:49:44,500 It's the enemy's intent to interrogate you before you are liquidated. 288 00:49:44,710 --> 00:49:49,261 Hey, hey. I do not want to do this. I'm going home. 289 00:49:49,470 --> 00:49:53,748 Nonsense! We drive to the nearest town and take in each hotel. 290 00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:59,422 When you get caught again, swallow this radio transmitter. 291 00:49:59,630 --> 00:50:04,226 - Then I'll take care of the rest. - I have to go home. 292 00:50:04,430 --> 00:50:09,026 If you go home now, I'll abdicate all responsibility. 293 00:50:33,350 --> 00:50:37,059 As the days go by without news about Doctor Ling Fu, - 294 00:50:37,270 --> 00:50:43,266 - activity in the attempt to preserve world peace is intensified. 295 00:50:50,870 --> 00:50:55,660 The situation is critical. China's army is on alert. 296 00:50:55,870 --> 00:51:01,706 President Johnson has flown home. Albania rejects the Soviet Union. 297 00:51:01,910 --> 00:51:06,859 The Prime Minister of Namamba was arrested today by his son-in-law. 298 00:51:07,070 --> 00:51:12,064 At a rally, the former prime minister stated... One moment. 299 00:51:12,270 --> 00:51:15,865 - HR Manager, anything new from Smmith? - No, sir. 300 00:51:16,070 --> 00:51:18,140 I do not like it. Come on. 301 00:51:18,350 --> 00:51:23,788 We interrupt to announce that the UN Secretary-General has received a letter, - 302 00:51:23,990 --> 00:51:29,383 - in which Ling Fus abductors demand 100 millio dollars in ransom, - 303 00:51:29,590 --> 00:51:34,425 to be paid within 48 hours. You can not track the sender. 304 00:51:34,630 --> 00:51:39,829 It is still not known where the missing statesman is. 305 00:52:46,790 --> 00:52:53,866 Sul mare luccica L'astro argento... 306 00:53:01,470 --> 00:53:06,021 Come to the agile 307 00:53:06,230 --> 00:53:10,189 Barchetta mia 308 00:53:10,390 --> 00:53:14,668 Santa Lucia 309 00:53:14,870 --> 00:53:19,466 Santa Lucia 310 00:53:19,670 --> 00:53:23,902 Come to the agile 311 00:53:24,110 --> 00:53:28,262 Barchetta mia 312 00:53:28,470 --> 00:53:33,021 Santa Lucia 313 00:53:33,230 --> 00:53:40,022 Santa Lucia. 314 00:53:45,510 --> 00:53:49,742 Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome. 315 00:53:49,950 --> 00:53:52,305 The Executive Board has asked me - 316 00:53:52,510 --> 00:53:57,823 - to warmly welcome our foreign guests to Denmark. 317 00:53:58,030 --> 00:54:04,378 I will now for your entertainment sing a song from my hometown. 318 00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:27,309 O dolce Napoli 319 00:54:27,510 --> 00:54:31,344 O sol beato... 320 00:54:45,350 --> 00:54:49,502 (Hums quietly) 321 00:55:07,390 --> 00:55:10,939 No, no, no, no... 322 00:55:19,590 --> 00:55:23,344 He's coming very soon. 323 00:55:25,110 --> 00:55:28,386 Si. Si, signora. 324 00:55:32,230 --> 00:55:34,539 Excuse me. 325 00:57:46,470 --> 00:57:48,984 (Whine) 326 00:57:49,190 --> 00:57:51,260 Mom, please! 327 00:58:06,950 --> 00:58:10,909 I've told her not to touch anything. 328 00:58:24,870 --> 00:58:28,749 Momento. Momento, Soro. 329 00:58:28,950 --> 00:58:31,862 Si, signora. 330 00:58:34,390 --> 00:58:37,621 - What's going to happen to him? - Why do you care? 331 00:58:37,830 --> 00:58:42,506 He reminded me of a canary I once had. 332 00:58:42,710 --> 00:58:45,747 Come on, I'll show you. 333 00:59:02,710 --> 00:59:05,543 What's all this? 334 00:59:05,750 --> 00:59:10,301 It is the forgotten part of the German fortifications from the last war. 335 00:59:10,510 --> 00:59:15,948 We are below sea level. It should have been a submarine base. 336 00:59:16,150 --> 00:59:20,302 A fantastic construction. The Germans are brilliant. 337 00:59:20,510 --> 00:59:24,981 However, it was finished too late and has never been used before. 338 00:59:25,190 --> 00:59:29,342 We'll get your canary bird in the cage there. 339 00:59:29,550 --> 00:59:32,269 - What is it? - A one-man sub. 340 00:59:32,470 --> 00:59:37,146 Fine German engineering. But I changed it. 341 00:59:37,350 --> 00:59:43,585 So it works per remote control. The Italians are also quite ingenious. 342 00:59:46,230 --> 00:59:49,302 Tomorrow we will send the Chinese out to the North Sea. 343 00:59:49,510 --> 00:59:53,662 If our requirements are fulfilled, we will tell them where they can pick him up. 344 00:59:53,870 --> 00:59:58,386 - And if not? - Then he disappears per remote control. 345 00:59:58,590 --> 01:00:02,105 I like a lot of remote control. It's so clean. 346 01:00:02,310 --> 01:00:04,505 ...Oh... 347 01:00:04,710 --> 01:00:09,830 Is that all you have to say? Is not it cunning? Brilliant? 348 01:00:11,190 --> 01:00:13,658 I think... 349 01:00:16,030 --> 01:00:19,340 I think Mom's waiting. 350 01:00:25,430 --> 01:00:29,742 (Smummels and hums) 351 01:00:45,630 --> 01:00:49,259 No, no, no, no, no... 352 01:01:14,070 --> 01:01:17,107 (Whine) 353 01:01:24,270 --> 01:01:26,830 Mom! What have you done? 354 01:01:28,350 --> 01:01:31,740 Scusi. Scusi, Presto mio. 355 01:01:31,950 --> 01:01:36,546 - The kind of thing to me. - Sorry. 356 01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:42,427 - I've said you do not to touch. - I tried, it was just a little bit. 357 01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:49,827 Get hold of Leonardo and Benjammino. 358 01:01:51,630 --> 01:01:56,579 I can make you a nice cup of cioccolato. 359 01:01:58,950 --> 01:02:03,580 - Mom. - Bambino. 360 01:02:16,830 --> 01:02:20,425 (A cat mumbles loudly) 361 01:02:46,550 --> 01:02:49,940 (The cat continues to meow) 362 01:03:14,150 --> 01:03:17,745 The holy book... 363 01:03:17,950 --> 01:03:21,738 (Several cats meow loudly) 364 01:04:09,390 --> 01:04:13,349 Oops, oops, oops. What the hell? 365 01:04:41,230 --> 01:04:45,428 (A radio receiver beeps) 366 01:05:14,190 --> 01:05:17,546 (The radio receiver beeps) 367 01:05:26,750 --> 01:05:30,902 Heck of an accident. 368 01:05:32,510 --> 01:05:35,183 Thanks. 369 01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:38,223 Thank you. 370 01:05:38,870 --> 01:05:42,385 (The radio receiver beeps) 371 01:06:00,510 --> 01:06:04,389 (The receiver beeps more intensely) 372 01:06:22,710 --> 01:06:26,305 In favor... 373 01:06:28,310 --> 01:06:30,380 Momento. 374 01:06:32,950 --> 01:06:36,340 - Thank you. - Prego. 375 01:06:58,830 --> 01:07:02,379 (The radio receiver beeps loudly) 376 01:07:53,710 --> 01:07:58,022 Presto, what are you doing? 377 01:07:58,230 --> 01:08:01,427 Nothing, mmamma. 378 01:08:30,870 --> 01:08:34,306 Si, si, commandante. Si, si. Capito. 379 01:08:42,110 --> 01:08:45,102 (The radio receiver beeps) 380 01:08:57,590 --> 01:09:02,186 Sorry, uh... I guess they could not tell me where... 381 01:09:03,990 --> 01:09:05,742 No! I just needed to borrow... 382 01:09:09,190 --> 01:09:13,308 Excellent. Come with him. 383 01:09:14,510 --> 01:09:16,228 (There are shots) 384 01:09:16,430 --> 01:09:18,182 Mom, please. 385 01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:28,583 (The radio receiver beeps) 386 01:09:37,430 --> 01:09:41,184 (It beeps louder) 387 01:10:04,230 --> 01:10:07,108 And well. Sit down. 388 01:10:07,310 --> 01:10:12,259 You answer my questions or you get killed. Is that clear? 389 01:10:12,470 --> 01:10:17,260 - Who are you and what do you want? - I'm not... 390 01:10:17,470 --> 01:10:21,668 Do not tell what you are not, but what you are. Make it snappy. 391 01:10:21,870 --> 01:10:25,829 I'm just... (A dog barks.) 392 01:10:27,230 --> 01:10:31,587 Piccolo. Piccolo. Little! 393 01:10:31,790 --> 01:10:35,180 Come here, subito! 394 01:10:36,550 --> 01:10:42,739 See who we have here! Piccolo's very best friend. 395 01:10:42,950 --> 01:10:47,421 How sweet of you to come visit us. 396 01:10:47,630 --> 01:10:52,181 - Mom, that's it. We're talking business. - Yes? 397 01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:56,941 Then you should have a nice cup of cioccolato. 398 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:05,262 Hello? Hello, Dad, it's Orla. We have arrived. 399 01:11:05,470 --> 01:11:09,463 Here is nice. It was good you recommended Hotel West. 400 01:11:09,670 --> 01:11:13,709 - It's cozy here. - And the family is fine? 401 01:11:13,910 --> 01:11:18,825 Both Little Per, Sos and the twins. But we have not seen Uncle Anders. 402 01:11:24,390 --> 01:11:28,986 Well. You do not think it's serious with Uncle Anders? 403 01:11:29,190 --> 01:11:35,140 No. I definitely think he's quick for the party this morning. Goodbye, Dad. 404 01:11:37,190 --> 01:11:40,341 Mmmmmmmmm. Sweet. 405 01:11:40,550 --> 01:11:43,701 Soon we will go to Naples - 406 01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:49,064 - and finds a sweet Italian girl Presto can marry. 407 01:11:49,270 --> 01:11:56,346 Say, say, you do, as mum says, and get a lot of little bambini. 408 01:11:56,550 --> 01:11:58,586 How nice. 409 01:11:58,790 --> 01:12:03,705 You must come and visit us. Naples is so beautiful. 410 01:12:03,910 --> 01:12:10,463 - Well, look at Naples and die. - How long are you staying with us? 411 01:12:10,670 --> 01:12:13,389 I do not know. 412 01:12:13,590 --> 01:12:18,539 Shouldn't our friend have the pink room? 413 01:12:23,550 --> 01:12:27,338 - The pink room? - Si. 414 01:12:27,550 --> 01:12:30,383 - Do you think so? - Si, mama. 415 01:12:30,590 --> 01:12:35,027 Really? Can I? 416 01:12:35,230 --> 01:12:39,269 Si, mama. You may. 417 01:12:41,950 --> 01:12:45,738 - Scusi. - Alright. 418 01:12:46,670 --> 01:12:50,140 Momento. 419 01:13:22,030 --> 01:13:24,988 (Humming) 420 01:13:27,390 --> 01:13:30,302 (The phone is ringing) 421 01:13:31,430 --> 01:13:34,342 Pronto. Yes? 422 01:13:35,830 --> 01:13:39,539 Excuse me? Uncle Anders? 423 01:13:39,750 --> 01:13:42,469 Si, si, commandante. Very curious. 424 01:13:42,670 --> 01:13:48,267 Find out who he is. Put the intelligence on the job. 425 01:13:50,150 --> 01:13:52,983 (The sound of a whistle) 426 01:14:11,950 --> 01:14:15,306 (There is a knock on the door) Come in. 427 01:14:42,910 --> 01:14:46,346 (And there goes up) 428 01:14:57,150 --> 01:15:00,267 - Good day. - Good day. 429 01:15:00,470 --> 01:15:05,225 I wanted to see if you're in comfortable. Are you? 430 01:15:05,430 --> 01:15:08,388 - Do you think about the room? - Yes it is... 431 01:15:08,590 --> 01:15:13,266 It's pink. Do you like chammpagne? 432 01:15:13,470 --> 01:15:17,383 An excellent chammpagne. It is pink. 433 01:15:17,590 --> 01:15:21,105 - Nice. - We like our costumers to feel at home. 434 01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:40,579 (There is a knock on the door) Come in. 435 01:15:46,830 --> 01:15:50,300 - Are you really an agent? - Of course. 436 01:15:50,510 --> 01:15:54,583 - They do not look like one. - No? 437 01:15:55,590 --> 01:16:00,106 - More chammpagne? - Yes. Nice. 438 01:16:00,750 --> 01:16:04,186 Are you... Thank you. 439 01:16:04,390 --> 01:16:09,020 - Are you really a bad girl? - Bad? Why? 440 01:16:10,310 --> 01:16:13,905 You do not look like one. 441 01:16:14,870 --> 01:16:19,898 I guess I do not. That's what's the problem. 442 01:16:29,110 --> 01:16:32,420 I'm coming from a good family. 443 01:16:32,630 --> 01:16:36,748 My father is a handsome man and my grandmother is a beautiful woman. 444 01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:40,147 Even my big brother is a pretty boy. 445 01:16:40,350 --> 01:16:45,902 We live in a good neighborhood and have a lot of nice friends. 446 01:16:46,110 --> 01:16:51,867 One day I could not stand it anymore. I did not want to be good. 447 01:16:54,750 --> 01:16:58,106 I want to be bad. 448 01:16:59,150 --> 01:17:02,825 - Bad. - I can understand that. 449 01:17:03,030 --> 01:17:07,581 Can you? Can you really? Take a little more chammpagne. 450 01:17:07,790 --> 01:17:11,180 It's not easy. Thanks. 451 01:17:11,390 --> 01:17:17,022 I was trying desperately to root myself into something bad. 452 01:17:17,230 --> 01:17:20,347 But it was a big disappointment. 453 01:17:20,550 --> 01:17:24,748 It never made me feel bad. 454 01:17:24,950 --> 01:17:29,023 Now I do not know what to do. 455 01:17:33,270 --> 01:17:38,469 There's only one thing left I haven't tried. 456 01:17:48,230 --> 01:17:51,666 (There is a knock on the door) 457 01:17:53,910 --> 01:17:58,108 Making love. It's bad. Isn't it? 458 01:18:03,390 --> 01:18:08,510 I was told that was the worst thing I could do. 459 01:18:08,710 --> 01:18:13,306 Do you want more chammpagne? I would like to. 460 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:17,785 - The book, You sold me... - Interesting, right? 461 01:18:17,990 --> 01:18:24,463 Yes, but I would like to ask a few things if you don't mind? 462 01:18:24,670 --> 01:18:29,061 It seems that lovemaking is not just one thing. 463 01:18:52,190 --> 01:18:58,459 It's a little confusing with all these possibilities. Try to see here. 464 01:19:01,510 --> 01:19:04,627 See now here, for example. Do you know it? 465 01:19:04,830 --> 01:19:09,540 - Oh yes. - How was it? 466 01:19:09,750 --> 01:19:13,538 That's great. Well. 467 01:19:16,070 --> 01:19:20,507 What about this one? Is it bad? 468 01:19:22,230 --> 01:19:27,623 Well... It's not that bad. More chammpagne? 469 01:19:27,830 --> 01:19:30,902 Help yourself. 470 01:19:33,670 --> 01:19:37,140 - You are very pretty. - Thanks. 471 01:19:37,350 --> 01:19:42,629 - What's wrong with it? - It is new. 472 01:19:42,830 --> 01:19:47,506 And complicated, right? It must be exhausting. 473 01:20:03,710 --> 01:20:08,704 The question is, which one is really bad. What do you think? 474 01:20:08,910 --> 01:20:12,619 I think you're wonderful. 475 01:20:12,830 --> 01:20:18,985 - Which one would you recommend? - I think... 476 01:20:19,190 --> 01:20:22,785 - It must be bad. - Clearly. 477 01:20:22,990 --> 01:20:29,509 I would be deeply grateful if you would give me some good advice. 478 01:20:29,710 --> 01:20:33,623 It's terribly important... 479 01:20:38,550 --> 01:20:40,541 Huuii... 480 01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:44,265 Do that again. 481 01:20:55,070 --> 01:20:59,143 I feel bad. I feel bad. 482 01:20:59,350 --> 01:21:04,868 I'm feeling wonderfully naughty. How do you feel? 483 01:21:05,070 --> 01:21:09,905 - It's not that bad. - Let's try again. 484 01:21:10,550 --> 01:21:16,625 That's how we should always have it. Let's run away together. Far away. 485 01:21:16,830 --> 01:21:22,427 - Anywhere. - Somewhere over the rainbow... 486 01:21:22,630 --> 01:21:27,146 We better do it right away. 487 01:21:27,350 --> 01:21:31,787 I think they want to kill you. 488 01:21:31,990 --> 01:21:35,903 Do not kill me, l'm so children... What? 489 01:21:49,910 --> 01:21:56,588 (There is a knock on the door) No, no, no, no, no, no. Sir? 490 01:21:56,790 --> 01:21:59,304 No no no no... 491 01:22:02,830 --> 01:22:07,142 Comm. Quickly. Come on! 492 01:22:10,470 --> 01:22:13,906 No no. Later. 493 01:22:25,750 --> 01:22:32,144 Sir, you can not say that kind of thing. I have always put service everywhere! 494 01:22:32,350 --> 01:22:36,309 I do not touch tobacco, liquir or women. 495 01:22:36,510 --> 01:22:40,662 Only for business. You know that very well. 496 01:22:40,870 --> 01:22:44,306 Yes, yes, yes. We still trust Demm. 497 01:22:44,510 --> 01:22:50,380 But I'm not convinced we're letting Demm keep that killer license. 498 01:22:50,590 --> 01:22:53,548 Sir, I assure you... 499 01:22:53,750 --> 01:23:00,303 It all depends on how you handle that case. There are only a few hours left. 500 01:23:00,510 --> 01:23:03,024 There's a lot at stake, Smmith. 501 01:23:37,390 --> 01:23:41,019 - Okay, what about the man? - Kill him. 502 01:24:58,590 --> 01:25:02,219 (There is a faint snoring) 503 01:26:08,950 --> 01:26:14,741 And now, ladies and gentlemen, the big numbers of the show are coming. 504 01:26:14,950 --> 01:26:18,545 An enchanting, refreshing water pantomime - 505 01:26:18,750 --> 01:26:24,302 - Listed by the world-famous '' Little Mermmaids of Venice ''. 506 01:26:26,910 --> 01:26:32,064 - Si, si, commandante. Fantastic. - Are you sure? Them all 12? 507 01:26:32,270 --> 01:26:37,219 Yes, commander. Madonna mia. What a man. 508 01:29:19,350 --> 01:29:22,820 I beg you... Music! 509 01:29:56,670 --> 01:30:00,629 (Humming) 510 01:31:03,470 --> 01:31:06,667 Mom, please! 511 01:31:56,030 --> 01:31:59,102 Ouuch, my ass! 512 01:32:10,350 --> 01:32:13,148 (The sound of steps approaching) 513 01:33:11,030 --> 01:33:13,225 Thank you, mmamma. 514 01:34:16,110 --> 01:34:18,783 A strike. 515 01:34:35,590 --> 01:34:37,228 Mama mia... 516 01:34:48,470 --> 01:34:51,143 Mom! 517 01:35:43,430 --> 01:35:47,025 (The sound of a falling gate) 518 01:35:56,710 --> 01:36:00,020 Ahh... Xing han hu ha. 519 01:36:04,750 --> 01:36:08,060 - Hi, Smmith. - No. Now that may be enough. 520 01:36:08,270 --> 01:36:12,661 No, wait a minute! Take it easy. I know where the Chinese are. 521 01:37:05,030 --> 01:37:09,069 Alright girls, the party's over. 522 01:37:10,670 --> 01:37:13,742 (Speaks Chinese) 523 01:37:15,990 --> 01:37:18,185 Xing han hu ha. 524 01:37:18,390 --> 01:37:22,019 (Speaks Chinese) 525 01:37:31,150 --> 01:37:34,984 (Violent shouting in Chinese) 526 01:38:05,310 --> 01:38:08,143 Ohhh... 527 01:38:16,950 --> 01:38:19,623 Wow. 528 01:39:00,430 --> 01:39:04,901 Fine work, Smmith. First class. 529 01:39:05,110 --> 01:39:10,707 Both Washington and Moscow offer to award you major orders. 530 01:39:10,910 --> 01:39:15,540 Unfortunately, the regulations do not allow you to receive orders. 531 01:39:15,750 --> 01:39:21,859 But it's a pleasure to present you with this. Congratulations. 532 01:39:22,070 --> 01:39:24,345 Thank you very much, sir. 533 01:40:20,270 --> 01:40:24,627 Subtitles Essery.