1 00:00:20,240 --> 00:00:26,156 And they lived ever after 2 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:33,193 Breakfast is here. 3 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:38,191 Good morning. 4 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:47,236 - Can l borrow a little cash? - l don't have any. 5 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:53,149 - You'll have to talk to Egon. - You know how Egon is. 6 00:02:54,360 --> 00:02:57,158 Good morning. 7 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,158 There isn't any cheese. 8 00:03:19,240 --> 00:03:23,119 You got Danish milk, Danish eggs, Danish butter. 9 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:29,230 You got rolls and pastry, that still is warm. What else do you want? 10 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:34,155 - We always get cheese. - Nonsense. 11 00:03:50,280 --> 00:03:55,195 - Maybe we'll get some rain today. - lt only rains 15 hours a year. 12 00:03:55,280 --> 00:04:01,116 - So no chance. - Where's your mother? 13 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:06,274 She wants to move to a house where there are no white mice. 14 00:04:06,360 --> 00:04:09,352 They vanished when she got a Bloody Mary. 15 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:14,312 Watch out for the vase ... oops. 16 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:28,233 Good morning ... Sorry. 17 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:35,349 We'll need some more ice, extra glasses, and more vodka. 18 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:52,269 Look, Egon has got two heads. How can you stand it in this heat? 19 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:59,198 - Stop it. - Fine. But at least take the one hat off. 20 00:05:26,280 --> 00:05:32,116 - l need some dough. - Again? 21 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:38,150 - Things aren't free, you know. - What now? It's some girls you're showing off to. 22 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:42,313 lt's no fun being a broke millionaire. They're my millions, too. 23 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:47,119 - And mine. - You're such a cheap-ass, Egon. 24 00:05:47,200 --> 00:05:54,276 Stop that drunken babbling. What would you do without me? 25 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,272 - I would travel home. - Nonsense. 26 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:04,311 I would travel home. And go to work. Every morning. In the rain. 27 00:06:05,160 --> 00:06:10,109 That's stupid. We should invest the money. 28 00:06:10,200 --> 00:06:14,113 - Nonsense. - Right. Just tell him off, Keld. 29 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:19,149 We should invest the money instead of keeping it in a suitcase. 30 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:26,157 - Bloody good, Benny. - Then we could get some cash. 31 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:28,276 You're all crazy. 32 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:34,310 - You should have talked to that firm. - We'll stay out of their schemes. 33 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:40,109 They are going broke. They'll do anything to get money. 34 00:06:40,200 --> 00:06:46,230 They just want to rob us. But the money stays with me, always! 35 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:53,234 - When two heads, you must have 2 cheap-asses. - Shut up. 36 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:58,235 I have made you millionaires. 37 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:06,273 We have a villa, a beautiful view, a pool, three TV's, and no tax. 38 00:07:06,360 --> 00:07:13,152 - Can't you see that we're happy? - Sure ... 39 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:19,110 And we can go on like this till the day we die. 40 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:56,236 Zürich, this is Copenhagen. l'm in Spain. l'll fix it. 41 00:07:56,320 --> 00:08:00,199 I know how I'll do it. I'll strike during their siesta. 42 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:55,118 Stop! 43 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,191 Don't touch it! 44 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:01,159 Hi, you two. Do you want a drink? 45 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,310 You can't do that. 46 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:08,153 Stop the thief! Benny. Keld. Yvonne. 47 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:14,315 - Jeez, Egon. Have you drowned? - Get me a ladder. 48 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:19,233 Keld and Benny, hurry up. Egon is dead. 49 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:27,239 - Did he get all the money? - Was it him? That bastard. 50 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:31,154 - What are we going to do? - l have a plan. 51 00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:37,270 He'll put the money in their safe. lt's a Franz Jäger safe. 52 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:40,193 Let's go. 53 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:05,233 l'll take care of it. You'll be on the look-out. 54 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:29,112 What the hell? The police. 55 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,270 Let's get out of here. 56 00:11:57,240 --> 00:12:00,789 THE OLSEN GANG ON THE TRACK 57 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:56,313 'Albertslund station.' 58 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:31,194 - Finally! - Have you been released already? 59 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:36,149 - They let me out on good behavior. - You're a real brown-noser, then. 60 00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:41,155 - Where are they? - Out. They don't want to see you. 61 00:13:41,240 --> 00:13:44,198 - Why? - Mom's freaked out. 62 00:13:44,280 --> 00:13:48,319 - She's out of her mind, wants my hair cut too. - Where are Keld and Benny? 63 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:53,153 They're at work. At least, that's what they call it. 64 00:13:57,320 --> 00:14:04,112 There you have it. Canned laughter. They use it on TV all the time. 65 00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:07,158 The invention of the century. 66 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:14,230 Every home should have one. lt's a must when you feel blue. 67 00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:18,233 When your in-laws drop by or when you have a hang-over, - 68 00:14:18,320 --> 00:14:23,189 - just push the button and laugh your head off. 69 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:31,158 Pretty good, eh? You get three cans for just 10 crowns. 70 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:39,159 l'll be taking a short break. Will be back in five minutes. 71 00:14:57,200 --> 00:15:03,150 You scared the shit out of me. Did they let you out already, Egon? 72 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:09,190 - I got out 2 months early on good behavior. - A regular brown-noser, eh? 73 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:15,230 - You're a real businessman. - lt's a living. 74 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:21,190 Showbiz has its ups and downs. And how are you? 75 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,272 I suppose you have a plan. 76 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:29,150 - Why, of course. - All timed and checked. 77 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:34,109 - Of course. - And there's no time to waste. 78 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,193 You never change. I wonder about your intelligence sometimes. 79 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:41,158 How dare you? 80 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:45,233 You make a fool of yourself with those stupid cans. 81 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,313 - Who do you think you are? - Relax. Don't get me wrong. 82 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:56,110 - I've got a plan. No time to waste. - You can count on me. 83 00:15:56,200 --> 00:16:01,149 - But Keld is out. - Where is he? 84 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:05,317 - He's in number 8. - Number 8? 85 00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:09,232 He's in showbiz, too. 86 00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,191 DlSABLED 87 00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:28,158 - Good God. Let's go to Keld's place. - That might not be a good idea. 88 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:31,357 - What's the problem? - Yvonne wants the money back. 89 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,276 And she's gone to the police. 90 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:37,158 - The police? - Yes, have you heard something as moronic before? 91 00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:44,269 - 90 million? - l believe so, yes. 92 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:49,150 We had 100 million when we left, but then we've spent some. 93 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:54,314 - But l've told you all that the 17 times before. - Yes, 117 times. 94 00:16:55,160 --> 00:17:00,188 No, 17. Our money was sincerely stolen from us in Spain. 95 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:06,355 And if the police can't help us, we'll have to go to the press. 96 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,232 We're working on it. 97 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:16,154 We contacted the Spanish embassy, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, - 98 00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:23,271 - lnterpol, FBl, ClA, and we put an ad in the police paper. 99 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:29,196 When will you have some money for me, then? 100 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:36,230 - We don't have much time. - We can't work miracles. 101 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:44,193 l have been very patient with you. But l'll need money by Wednesday. 102 00:17:45,160 --> 00:17:52,236 Maybe you can't get all 90 million, but you could give me an advance. 103 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:58,109 Let's say ... three million. 104 00:17:59,320 --> 00:18:03,279 You're completely out of your mind! Holm! 105 00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:15,188 Take this. This is your first solo assignment. 106 00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:21,276 And you make sure that I'll never see that crazy woman again. 107 00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:27,235 No, forget it, Egon. We're totally legit now. 108 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:32,110 We'll take the whole thing to court. No more schemes. 109 00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:38,116 - Let's offer the man a drink. - They've let you out early. 110 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:42,113 - On good behavior. - So you're a brown-noser, eh? 111 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:47,320 - l want to talk to Yvonne. - She's here. And she's mad. 112 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:53,109 - I dare not go up there, then. - What are you afraid of? She doesn't bite, does she? 113 00:18:54,360 --> 00:19:01,232 We have had to put up with a lot from you, Egon. 114 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:06,314 And it has brought us nothing but misfortune and human tragedy. 115 00:19:07,160 --> 00:19:12,314 - Didn't you become millionaires? - Sure, we did. 116 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:19,156 But it resulted in exile, indigestion, and intemperance. 117 00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:26,112 - l'm not trying to excuse myself. - But all that wasn't my fault. 118 00:19:26,200 --> 00:19:33,151 No, it wasn't, Egon. But we're not millionaires now. 119 00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:39,236 - And who is to blame for that? - The money was stolen from us. 120 00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:44,110 - We have turned it over to the police. - Foolishness. 121 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:52,118 You may call it foolishness, but 90 million is serious business for us. 122 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:57,320 - Right. - l agree with Yvonne. And Keld, too. 123 00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:02,119 - lt's all your fault. - Hey, do you mind me? 124 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:10,278 No, Egon, we don't. Important things are at stake here. 125 00:20:10,360 --> 00:20:17,152 We have to consider Borge's future. He's not a child anymore. 126 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:22,268 We don't want him to grow up in a criminal environment. 127 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:27,229 I have fault too, I have been far too lenient. 128 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:34,237 Borge has to be protected from evil, women, and booze. 129 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:40,190 - He's going get a job in the EAC. - The EAC? 130 00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:44,313 And they want young people of good breeding. 131 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:50,154 Preferably you should live in uptown Gentofte. 132 00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:57,271 You have to be neat and short cut, and have no contact with insane or convicts. 133 00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:02,309 Therefore we can not associate with you anymore. 134 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:08,314 I see. So you don't want to hear my plan? 135 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:14,111 - No, we don't. - Shut up. At least listen to me. 136 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:18,193 Egon is right. Let him speak. 137 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:24,117 Our money is still in the country. lt has been changed to gold bars. 138 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:28,273 I know where the gold bars are. It'll be shipped out on Wednesday. 139 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:33,354 - Wednesday? - We'll have to hurry. 140 00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:40,190 - We want no part of this, we go the road of the law. - Shut up. The gold is ours. 141 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:46,310 But we'll have to dispose of it. It has to be laundered. 142 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:47,355 How? 143 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:53,280 I met a lawyer who knows a Norwegian oil manufacturer. 144 00:21:53,360 --> 00:22:00,118 He's willing to buy the gold for shares in the l.C. Lauridsen Line. 145 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,159 I'll be chairman of the board, and you can be deputy directors. 146 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:09,109 And then no one can touch us. We don't have to leave the country. 147 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:15,230 We can live in uptown Gentofte. And Borge will get a job in the EAC. 148 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:22,158 - What do you think? - Yvonne and I are not interested. 149 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:28,349 Yvonne has made up her mind. So we'll have to ask you to leave. 150 00:22:29,160 --> 00:22:34,280 What are you saying, Keld? I never said that. 151 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:36,191 But you said ... 152 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:43,277 There's no need to be harsh. Egon has apologized now. 153 00:22:43,360 --> 00:22:48,275 - Apologized? - But you said that insane and convicts... 154 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:55,198 Let us bear with him now. To error is human. 155 00:22:55,280 --> 00:23:04,234 So let's be co-operative. We wouldn't want people to say... 156 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:11,158 - If you say so. - But it's not an easy decision. 157 00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:14,277 And we have certain conditions. 158 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:18,319 We have to get the money by Wednesday next week. 159 00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,116 That's the whole idea. 160 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:26,274 And if something goes wrong, it's your fault. 161 00:23:26,360 --> 00:23:30,273 - And you'll go to prison. As usual. - Of course. 162 00:23:30,360 --> 00:23:35,275 And finally you have to talk Borge into getting a haircut. 163 00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:51,239 - Did she also get in with you? - Pardon? 164 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:54,153 About my hair. 165 00:23:55,280 --> 00:24:00,752 - It is a bit long, isn't it? - That EAC business is stupid. 166 00:24:01,400 --> 00:24:08,272 - I don't want to get a job there. - lt means a lot to your mom. 167 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:12,278 lt means a lot to all of us. 168 00:24:12,360 --> 00:24:15,158 You too? 169 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,317 lt all depends on you. 170 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:26,196 - Then I'll do it. For you. - Thanks, Borge. 171 00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:31,229 - Bloody good, Egon. - Let's get started. 172 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:35,199 - Just say the word. - We'll need some equipment. 173 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:41,116 An old truck, can be used, a ladder, and a coat rack. 174 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:46,149 We'll have to buy all of this. It'll cost us about 10,000 crowns. 175 00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:51,314 - 10,000? But how? - I have a plan. 176 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:55,311 We'll need three balloons, a stop watch, and an empty bottle. 177 00:24:56,160 --> 00:25:01,188 - I have some balloons. - And l'll empty this one. 178 00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,158 Don't just sit there. 179 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:08,313 I'm seeing the real-estate guy about the house next Wednesday. 180 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,109 - House? - Yes, the house in Gentofte. 181 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:20,357 We already discussed that. It's best to pay cash and since we have it. 182 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,195 Let's get going. 183 00:25:24,320 --> 00:25:29,155 Corporation of 29th of November 1974. 184 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:40,317 Their office is on the 6th floor. 185 00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:46,198 - Now! - 12 seconds. 186 00:25:46,280 --> 00:25:52,116 They own a lot of slot machines which are placed in different bars. 187 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:58,150 The owner is in jail at the moment. His bodyguard Brian is in charge. 188 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,276 He's armed and dangerous. 189 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:06,151 He collects the money from the slot machines on Fridays. 190 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,310 - We'll steal it. - But he's dangerous. 191 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:11,276 Don't worry. 192 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:18,156 He'll go to his office and put the money in a safe. 193 00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:28,116 38 seconds after his arrival he's up on the 6th floor. 194 00:26:48,160 --> 00:26:51,277 lt takes him 16 seconds to reach his office. 195 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:59,153 We hit him 30 seconds later. A total of 1 minute and 24 seconds. 196 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:56,235 - Bloody good. - lt's just like in the old days. 197 00:28:56,320 --> 00:29:00,279 - We screw them all over. You're a genius. - How did it go? 198 00:29:00,360 --> 00:29:05,150 - Smooth. - But it was a bit dangerous. 199 00:29:05,240 --> 00:29:07,276 lt was great. 200 00:29:14,320 --> 00:29:18,313 - Holy moley, a lot. - What's that? 201 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,310 - 25 cents. - What's that for? 202 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:27,154 - That's Egon's plan. - 25 cents coins? 203 00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:33,156 I told you what's at stake here, Egon. 204 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:40,271 And all you bring me is small change. What can you get for a 25 cent? 205 00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:49,189 You're all talk and no go. You said you knew where the gold is. 206 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,276 It's in there. 207 00:29:55,360 --> 00:30:01,230 This is the Danish branch of the multinational Swiss syndicate. 208 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:11,151 Their private railway is connected to the state railway system. 209 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:16,268 And the wagon you see there is no ordinary wagon. 210 00:30:16,360 --> 00:30:20,273 It's an armored wagon. 211 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:28,119 - Made by Franz Jäger in Berlin. - Good old Franz. 212 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:35,276 It's for special deliveries. And our gold will be placed in it. 213 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:40,198 And then what? 214 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,316 Then what? 215 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:49,230 - Then nothing more. - Nothing? 216 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:58,234 It's no use anyway. I just wanted to show you where the gold is. 217 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:06,236 - Please, Egon. You know Yvonne. - She doesn't mean it that bad. 218 00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:12,236 Maybe. But it still hurts. 219 00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:22,274 I know how you feel, Egon. I know Yvonne very well. 220 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:28,196 But it's my experience that it will pass. 221 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:33,274 You just need some friends. Friends who really understand you. 222 00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:40,152 You can count on us. But you can't count on broads. 223 00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:45,234 - You're very kind. - We're with you all the way. 224 00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:53,113 - We'll always stick together. - One for one, and all on their own. 225 00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:56,116 Let's go. 226 00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:19,277 Listen. I have a plan. Not just a plan, but a timetable. 227 00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:29,315 My plan has been adapted to the state railway's timetable. 228 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:38,317 No other institution is as punctual and accurate. 229 00:32:39,160 --> 00:32:41,196 lt's a great pleasure. 230 00:32:42,320 --> 00:32:49,192 There's the 3745. The time is 2:34 pm. Right on the minute. 231 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:56,152 From track 12 it passes switch 242 and changes to track 24. 232 00:32:56,240 --> 00:33:01,314 Notice how the signals change and everything fits together. 233 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:17,238 G3745 going to Roskilde, Glumsoe and Naestved is on time. 234 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:24,116 This is a constant source of pleasure to me, Mr. Godtfredsen. 235 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:32,198 lt's wonderful to work with things that subordinate to a higher order. 236 00:33:32,280 --> 00:33:40,153 - Like cogs in a big, beautiful wheel. - You're right. And here's the coffee. 237 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:47,110 There's Valby and Vigerslev. And further out is Glostrup. 238 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:54,151 This is where our gold is being loaded on the wagon. 239 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:59,189 The gold is packed in wooden boxes and disguised as art work. 240 00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:06,197 The wagon will be connected to the 5870 bound for Zürich via Basel. 241 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:30,310 Copenhagen here. Everything is fine. 242 00:34:31,160 --> 00:34:37,315 It'll arrive in Zürich Friday at 8:22. The wagon leaves here tomorrow at 7:15. 243 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:43,155 We'll pick it up an hour before that. Is the truck ready? 244 00:34:43,240 --> 00:34:49,270 - Yes, full tank and all. - We get the wagon at 6:15. 245 00:34:49,360 --> 00:34:54,229 Then we'll go to Glostrup and await the P3742 for Kalundborg. 246 00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:58,199 Then we can go on to block 14. 247 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:07,109 There we'll await the G4711 at 7:22. And then we'll go to the pier. 248 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:10,351 The rest of the way we work the switches manually. 249 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:15,278 - Are you sure? - l know their timetable by heart. 250 00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:20,229 - Bloody good. And then what? - Then we'll reload before they miss it. 251 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:26,190 We bring the gold to the Norwegian oil company Dovre Oil in Kastrup. 252 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:30,114 - Then we get the shares. - Great. 253 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:34,113 - But how? - How what? 254 00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:40,116 - How will we get the wagon? - Do you have the coat rack? 255 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:44,273 - Is it a nice coat rack? - Yes, I painted it myself. 256 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:47,272 It's a question of caps. 257 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:11,351 I'm here with the new rack. 258 00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,271 Hello. 259 00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:37,317 - Done? - Yes, it looks nice. 260 00:37:05,200 --> 00:37:08,272 Stop that foolishness. Do you have the key, Keld? 261 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:13,275 - Yes. And there's a whistle, too. - Let's go. 262 00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:26,318 - Bloody smart. - Get it started. 263 00:37:27,160 --> 00:37:30,277 - Can you do it? - Sure. 264 00:37:32,160 --> 00:37:34,276 Not that way. 265 00:37:35,240 --> 00:37:39,153 - Which way then? - The other way. 266 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:50,272 Stop. Come on, Keld. 267 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:56,199 The foreman wanted to be here. And he won't be here until the next hour. 268 00:38:56,280 --> 00:39:00,114 - We can't wait for that. - Maybe you made a mistake. 269 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:04,239 The railways don't make mistakes. 270 00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:12,238 - We don't want to waste our time. 271 00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:15,118 Very well. 272 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:36,109 3742 can be here any moment now. 273 00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:40,318 - Would you change the signal? - With pleasure. 274 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:12,235 - There's 3742. Right on time. - Of course. 275 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,273 That's odd. There's a pig with a freight car on track 12. 276 00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:24,354 - Nobody told us. - It's probably a trainee. 277 00:42:25,160 --> 00:42:28,118 They're totally incompetent. 278 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:36,198 By the way, the Railway Board wants to send a trainee out here. 279 00:42:36,280 --> 00:42:38,271 Oh, my, my. 280 00:43:11,400 --> 00:43:15,188 - Great. - lt's like being a boy again. 281 00:43:15,280 --> 00:43:21,196 - And we're going to be millionaires by it. - And when we're deputy directors. we need to work every day. 282 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:27,310 - Yes, you'll be in charge. - And you'll chase secretaries. 283 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:34,274 Stop that disgusting racket. We're there in a moment. 284 00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:38,319 We'll pull up by the truck and dispose of this machine so no one notices. 285 00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:44,359 The police patrol the area, but we'll have time to reload. 286 00:44:02,200 --> 00:44:04,156 Hurry, Keld. 287 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:11,150 - What? Do you call that thing a truck? - It's okay. lt works fine. 288 00:44:11,240 --> 00:44:13,231 Christ! 289 00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:27,116 The stepladder. 290 00:44:59,360 --> 00:45:02,113 Here you are. 291 00:45:03,360 --> 00:45:08,309 - Take your time. - That's a piece of cake. 292 00:45:31,200 --> 00:45:36,320 - Bloody good, Egon. - How do you do it? 293 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:42,154 - Let's get on with it. - Leave it to us, Egon. Relax, you don't do all. 294 00:45:42,240 --> 00:45:46,313 - You're in charge. - Come on, Keld. 295 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:55,319 - Lift it, Keld. - l can't. 296 00:45:56,160 --> 00:45:58,310 - What now? - lt's heavy. 297 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,312 - Of course. lt's gold. - You said it was easy. 298 00:46:05,240 --> 00:46:10,234 Stop that foolishness. We need to done before the police's next round. 299 00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:17,111 - Would you answer that? - With pleasure, Mr. Brodersen. 300 00:46:18,320 --> 00:46:21,232 Yes, speaking. 301 00:46:23,160 --> 00:46:27,278 - That's impossible. - What's wrong? 302 00:46:29,160 --> 00:46:33,199 It's from the ferry. There's a wagon missing. 303 00:46:34,280 --> 00:46:39,308 We're very sorry. We'll look for it. 304 00:46:40,160 --> 00:46:42,196 I'm so sorry. 305 00:46:43,200 --> 00:46:47,273 - Impossible. What'll we do? - Don't worry, Mr. Brodersen. 306 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:52,275 - I'll check it. - Thank you, Mr. Godtfredsen. 307 00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,276 Hurry. 308 00:46:58,160 --> 00:47:03,109 - I'm exhausted. Let's leave the rest. - Never! Go on. 309 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:10,231 - Let's have a break. - Shut up, you flabby nincompoops. 310 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:18,238 You want to be millionaires, but when the going gets tough you give up on Borge's future. 311 00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,270 ... And Yvonne's. 312 00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,196 I'll do it. 313 00:47:28,360 --> 00:47:33,275 - The coffee is ready. - I don't want any. 314 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:40,198 - We'll find the wagon soon. - But till then... 315 00:47:40,280 --> 00:47:44,319 Yes, of course. I respect that. 316 00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:53,277 Hurry. That's the last box. 317 00:47:55,320 --> 00:48:00,314 - Hurry. We've wasted too much time. - Let's have a beer. 318 00:48:01,320 --> 00:48:05,154 There they are. Let's get out of here. 319 00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:09,272 - What about me? - Jump. 320 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:30,239 No! Of all the idiots, you're the... 321 00:48:32,240 --> 00:48:34,310 - Run. - Come on, Keld. 322 00:48:35,160 --> 00:48:38,197 - Hurry. - Wait for Keld. 323 00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:18,239 What is it? 324 00:49:18,320 --> 00:49:24,316 A wagon? Call the Railway Board. lt's not my problem, I have enough. 325 00:49:26,200 --> 00:49:29,112 I'm busy. 326 00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:34,320 Cheers for our noble force cheers for all our partners... 327 00:49:35,320 --> 00:49:38,357 POLICE PICNIC ON SUNDAY 328 00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:56,150 Wonderful. Where? Thank you very much. 329 00:49:56,240 --> 00:49:59,152 We'll pick it up. 330 00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,196 Pardon? 331 00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:07,150 We'll just load it again. The client needs their shipment. 332 00:50:07,240 --> 00:50:11,119 Thank you. Goodbye. 333 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:16,229 - The police found the wagon. - Really? 334 00:50:16,320 --> 00:50:22,190 - That's wonderful. - Cooperation is a splendid thing. 335 00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:26,319 Life isn't half bad. 336 00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:31,239 Cheers for our force so noble and big 337 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:35,279 cheers for our brother officers who are on the beat 338 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:39,239 and cheers for our chief who knows right from wrong 339 00:50:39,320 --> 00:50:43,279 he's a man who knows no defeat 340 00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:53,156 swing your baton, my friend and smack 'em in the head 341 00:50:53,240 --> 00:50:57,313 all the ladies smile and wink at the boss 342 00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:03,188 who is seated here amongst us 343 00:51:05,240 --> 00:51:10,234 - What do you think, Holm? - lt sounds great, sir. 344 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:18,193 I had to change it a few times because the chief will be there. 345 00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:23,115 We have to get some funny hats. You know the chief loves that. 346 00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:27,159 - You'll take care of that. - Concerning this case... 347 00:51:27,240 --> 00:51:32,268 - You know the 90 million. - I don't want to hear another word. 348 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:39,357 This is the chance of a lifetime. And if I can solve this case... 349 00:51:40,160 --> 00:51:42,230 Chance! 350 00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:47,269 Listen to me, my friend. I've been 25 years on the force. 351 00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:53,230 And why do you think I'm still just a detective sergeant? 352 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:58,155 Because I realized it wasn't about solving cases. 353 00:51:58,240 --> 00:52:04,110 Bring misfortune. It only leads to overtime, ulcers, divorce, and human tragedy. 354 00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:08,113 Degradation and humiliation. 355 00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:14,155 - Not about solving cases, it's all about promotions. - Yes, but... 356 00:52:14,240 --> 00:52:22,193 After years of hard work l've finally become chairman of the picnic board. 357 00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:27,195 That's what it's all about. A great picnic never goes unnoticed. 358 00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:33,116 I've arranged for a picnic wagon, and I've composed a song. 359 00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:37,318 And I've invited the ladies from the vice squad. 360 00:52:37,400 --> 00:52:43,111 - You'll have to do your part. - But I'll be on duty. 361 00:52:43,200 --> 00:52:47,273 There are lots of things to do. You could buy the funny hats. 362 00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:53,196 - I'd like to look into this case... - Just do your job. 363 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:57,159 If you must solve crimes, you do it on your own time. 364 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:16,310 Just stay there, Keld. Then I'll fix a poultice for you. 365 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:24,111 No, it's too much for a human. You're a couple of whimps. All this whining for a few boxes. 366 00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:28,159 - But, Egon ... - Shut up. This is all your fault. 367 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:34,156 - My fault? - Yes. That truck was a junk pile as usually. 368 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:39,234 You don't get much for a pile of small change. 369 00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:43,199 - It's all because Keld is so fat. - What? 370 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:50,118 - You're simply too fat. - I'm not fat, I'm just sturdy. 371 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,192 - You're a blimp. - That's not true. 372 00:53:53,280 --> 00:54:01,198 You are a bit overweight, Keld. You should lose a few pounds. 373 00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:06,274 - Shut up! - What's the matter, honey? 374 00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:12,310 - Don't take it like that. - I know what you're all thinking. 375 00:54:13,160 --> 00:54:17,153 - "That fat fool." - Stop it, Keld. 376 00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:26,114 But behind all this beats a bleeding father's heart. 377 00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:33,117 - Don't get started now, Keld. - Stop that babbling. 378 00:54:33,200 --> 00:54:39,196 Shut up, you insane woman. I can't stand you people. 379 00:54:40,160 --> 00:54:44,278 Do you know how it feels to be in jail for weeks and months? 380 00:54:44,360 --> 00:54:49,195 Planning and timing it all. Memorizing the railway timetable. 381 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:55,310 And when you're finally ready, you get stuck with the two of you. 382 00:54:56,160 --> 00:55:02,315 Lousy amateurs. Bunglers. Cowards. Crybabies. 383 00:55:03,160 --> 00:55:09,190 - Poultices. Christ! - Could I say something now? 384 00:55:09,280 --> 00:55:16,118 You don't show much consideration for Keld and Benny. 385 00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:23,311 But I'm not surprised. You're so full of hot air. 386 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:29,234 Goodbye. l'm leaving now. l don't want to see you again. 387 00:55:29,320 --> 00:55:32,278 Goodbye forever. 388 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:58,320 He just ran out on us. And now the police are here. 389 00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,197 - What? - The police. 390 00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:07,308 Egon promised that he'd be the one to go to jail. 391 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:11,188 Let's get out of here. The backdoor! 392 00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:23,271 And then they leave it all to me. Just because I'm a housewife. 393 00:56:34,160 --> 00:56:39,109 - Further information? - I'm sorry to bother you but ... 394 00:56:39,200 --> 00:56:45,275 I've been to your office 17 times. And I was treated rather rudely. 395 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:51,276 I'm very sorry about that. But I'm working on the case now. 396 00:56:51,360 --> 00:56:56,275 - And I promise you results. - It's about time. 397 00:56:56,360 --> 00:57:00,194 My husband worked on it himself. 398 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:04,273 But the money had been changed to bullion and put on a wagon. 399 00:57:04,360 --> 00:57:10,230 And that was too much for Keld. He's a bit overweight, you see. 400 00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:17,237 He was going to be vice-president. And Borge could benefit from that. 401 00:57:17,320 --> 00:57:21,313 I have an option on a villa. And now I really don't know. 402 00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:29,236 I see. You said you saw the thief. Could you give me a description? 403 00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:31,276 Yes. 404 00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:36,229 Well, I didn't see him that clearly. It was a bit foggy, you see. 405 00:57:36,320 --> 00:57:41,189 - Was he tall and slim? - No, not really. 406 00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:44,352 He was chubby and ordinary. 407 00:57:45,160 --> 00:57:50,234 Chubby... and ordinary. 408 00:57:58,240 --> 00:58:01,232 Call for you. From Hamburg. 409 00:58:04,360 --> 00:58:06,316 It's me. 410 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:13,268 Not there? Impossible. The wagon was picked up here. 411 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:19,319 Sure. Of course it's possible. 412 00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:24,119 I'll look into it. Immediately. 413 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:46,317 - I'm totally beat. - We'll have to find Egon. 414 00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:51,278 - I don't know where he is. - What would you do if you were him? 415 00:58:51,360 --> 00:58:56,115 - Go to bed. - Oh, shut up, you know Egon. 416 00:58:56,200 --> 00:59:01,115 I know what he would do. Look for the wagon. 417 00:59:55,240 --> 01:00:00,712 P3478. Of course. Tomorrow. The train to RedTown Ferry. 418 01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:18,192 - There it is. - Let's rest. 419 01:00:18,280 --> 01:00:22,273 - And there's Egon. - He's resting already. 420 01:00:22,360 --> 01:00:30,153 - There's that bastard again. - He's killed Egon. Let's give up. 421 01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:35,155 No, we have to do something. Come on, Keld. 422 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:27,279 - Where's that going? - To Australia. 423 01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:32,195 - Not today. We're closing. - No hurry. 424 01:02:15,320 --> 01:02:18,198 - Come on. - What now? 425 01:02:18,280 --> 01:02:21,238 - We have to save Egon. - Don't you think he's dead. 426 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,198 No, you know Egon. 427 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:35,276 Bloody good. 428 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,154 Egon! 429 01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:13,193 It's a laughing machine. That's Egon. 430 01:03:13,280 --> 01:03:16,113 He's up there. 431 01:03:19,240 --> 01:03:23,119 Don't worry, Egon. I'm coming. 432 01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:35,356 Stop it, Egon. 433 01:03:37,360 --> 01:03:40,272 Damn it, Egon... 434 01:03:56,320 --> 01:04:01,110 Just a sec, Egon. I'll have to get a crowbar. 435 01:04:02,240 --> 01:04:05,312 Quiet, Egon. We'll be back. 436 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:26,150 There again! Those lazy, sloppy youths. 437 01:04:26,240 --> 01:04:32,315 Students and casual laborers. They have no respect for anything. 438 01:04:33,160 --> 01:04:39,269 Longhaired and filthy. And they just leave a mess behind. 439 01:04:39,360 --> 01:04:46,198 But they won't get away with it. I'll write a report on them. 440 01:04:46,280 --> 01:04:53,197 They should have a sound thrashing. That's the only thing they understand. 441 01:04:56,280 --> 01:05:00,159 It's not funny. Come on, Buster. 442 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:19,155 We're back, Egon. Give me a hand, Keld. 443 01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:22,277 - What? - We have to carry him out. 444 01:05:22,360 --> 01:05:27,229 I'm not carrying anything. You can't make me do it. 445 01:05:27,320 --> 01:05:31,313 - It's for Borge's sake. - It's inhuman. 446 01:05:31,400 --> 01:05:36,155 Okay, I'll handle it. Open the gate. 447 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:43,155 Don't worry, Egon. I'm sorry about that. 448 01:05:54,360 --> 01:05:57,158 Get a crowbar. 449 01:06:06,240 --> 01:06:08,276 Bloody good. 450 01:06:09,320 --> 01:06:15,156 I could have done without the dog. Never mind. I've got a plan. 451 01:06:16,160 --> 01:06:21,280 - What plan is that? - I've planned it all. 452 01:06:21,360 --> 01:06:25,194 We'll need four nails, two pieces of copper wire, and a newspaper. 453 01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:30,308 - And Borge has to help us. - It's all for his sake anyway. 454 01:06:31,160 --> 01:06:36,109 The wagon will be put on the P3478 bound for Zürich. 455 01:06:36,200 --> 01:06:41,194 It departs at 7:46 am tomorrow. We'll stop it and get the wagon. 456 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:45,319 - Bloody good. - Do we unload the boxes again? 457 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:53,271 No, we'll drive the wagon all the way to Kastrup. It is possible! 458 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:57,273 - So we're not carrying the boxes? - No. 459 01:06:57,360 --> 01:07:03,151 - Then I'm in. - Fine. You talk to Borge. 460 01:07:03,240 --> 01:07:09,156 He'll meet us at 7 o'clock. The operation starts at sunrise, the tracks are free then. 461 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:12,312 - When? - At 3:35 am. 462 01:07:32,240 --> 01:07:36,199 - Stop it! - It's damned early. 463 01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:42,116 - I'm sore all over. - At least you got some sleep, I studied the timetable. 464 01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:06,156 - I don't understand it. - Did you explain it to him? 465 01:08:06,240 --> 01:08:09,232 Somebody's coming. It's a man. 466 01:08:25,160 --> 01:08:29,199 - What the...? - What has happened to you, Borge? 467 01:08:29,280 --> 01:08:32,113 He looks like a girl. 468 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:35,237 Egon told me to do it. 469 01:08:35,320 --> 01:08:40,155 - Did you...? - lt's for his own good. 470 01:08:40,240 --> 01:08:45,189 He'll have to wear a cap. Give it to me. 471 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,272 - Stop it. - Yes, stop it. 472 01:08:52,360 --> 01:08:55,158 Get the newspaper. 473 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:58,232 Put it in the cap. 474 01:09:14,320 --> 01:09:17,153 Listen carefully. 475 01:09:17,240 --> 01:09:21,279 - Will you stop it, Benny! - It's not funny. 476 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:24,272 Give me the nails. 477 01:09:27,160 --> 01:09:31,312 When the train comes at track 6, you short-circuit the fuses. 478 01:09:32,160 --> 01:09:36,119 Then the signal will turn red, and the train will stop. Got it? 479 01:09:36,200 --> 01:09:43,117 - Sure, but if somebody shows up? - Then tell them you're a trainee. 480 01:09:43,200 --> 01:09:45,156 Stop it, Benny. 481 01:09:45,240 --> 01:09:54,239 lt's 7:38 am. The P3478 leaves in exactly 8 minutes. 482 01:10:12,360 --> 01:10:16,319 - Good morning, Mr. Godtfredsen. - Good morning, Mr. Brodersen. A blessed morning. 483 01:10:17,160 --> 01:10:21,199 - lt's a big day today. - And a Sunday, too. 484 01:10:21,280 --> 01:10:26,229 I brought some cake. lt's the most beautiful day of the year. 485 01:10:26,320 --> 01:10:30,359 - The hard winter is over. - The summer timetable takes effect. 486 01:10:31,160 --> 01:10:33,230 The flag is flying in honor of the summer timetable. 487 01:10:43,280 --> 01:10:51,119 The first thing on our agenda is the P3478 leaving at 8:28 am. 488 01:10:51,200 --> 01:10:55,273 I took the liberty of having the lost wagon connected to P3478. 489 01:10:55,360 --> 01:11:03,119 Fine, it's a nice wagon, so nobody will mind it. 490 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:08,309 There's also a excursion wagon, PT1448, connected to P3478. 491 01:11:09,160 --> 01:11:13,119 It will be disconnected in Roskilde. They will visit the cathedral. 492 01:11:36,200 --> 01:11:41,228 - It should have been here. - Maybe it's been delayed. 493 01:11:45,160 --> 01:11:50,314 - There he is. The new trainee. - My, my. On a day like this. 494 01:11:51,360 --> 01:11:57,151 Hello, young man. Are you the new trainee? 495 01:11:58,240 --> 01:12:00,276 Then come in here. 496 01:12:07,240 --> 01:12:09,276 - He's coming now. - Oh, my, my. 497 01:12:09,360 --> 01:12:14,115 He looks rather likable. He's not even longhaired. 498 01:12:14,200 --> 01:12:22,198 - He is a fine young man and wears glasses. - We've brighter days in store. 499 01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:28,356 It's almost 8:28. We'll have to look out for P3478. 500 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:47,152 This is outrageous. What would I have done without the funny hats? 501 01:12:47,240 --> 01:12:51,279 - Have a nice time. - I sure hope so. 502 01:13:08,200 --> 01:13:11,237 This means that a train has left. 503 01:13:11,320 --> 01:13:19,113 In a moment it will pass here. If we have to give a green signal. 504 01:13:19,200 --> 01:13:23,159 We do that by pushing this button. 505 01:13:23,240 --> 01:13:25,231 There. 506 01:13:25,320 --> 01:13:30,235 This is how it works. Isn't it amazing? 507 01:13:30,320 --> 01:13:36,270 - lt's P3478 coming now, right? - Yes, P3478 bound for Redtown. 508 01:13:36,360 --> 01:13:42,310 Via Roskilde, Ringsted, Naestved, Vordingborg and Nykobing. 509 01:13:42,400 --> 01:13:51,195 - Isn't it late? Shouldn't it leave at 7:46? - In the summer it leaves at 8:28. 510 01:13:53,200 --> 01:14:00,117 Our young friend knows the timetable by heart. 511 01:14:02,320 --> 01:14:07,155 There it is. Right on time. 512 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:17,195 Scandalous. If you can't trust the railways who can you trust? 513 01:14:17,280 --> 01:14:20,317 - What'll we do? - There's a train coming. 514 01:14:21,160 --> 01:14:24,152 That's it. Get it started. 515 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:32,316 Change the signal, Borge. 516 01:14:35,320 --> 01:14:41,111 - What the hell is he waiting for? - Come on, Borge. 517 01:14:42,360 --> 01:14:48,276 I hope you'll come to love this job as much as l do. 518 01:14:48,360 --> 01:14:53,195 - Order and punctuality are great. - The coffee's ready. 519 01:14:53,280 --> 01:14:58,115 - I'll get the cups. - I'll get the buttercake. 520 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:19,199 - At last! - I knew we could trust Borge. 521 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:33,277 That's not our wagon. 522 01:15:33,360 --> 01:15:38,275 - I don't understand it. - Have we failed again? 523 01:15:43,160 --> 01:15:48,188 - I knew it. What do we do now? - I've got it! 524 01:15:48,280 --> 01:15:51,317 They're drunk as skunks. We'll just take them with us. 525 01:15:52,160 --> 01:15:56,312 - Good thinking. - But will it work? 526 01:16:13,240 --> 01:16:18,109 Good morning. Why did you stop us? 527 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:22,273 I don't understand it. The track should be open. 528 01:16:22,360 --> 01:16:28,276 Can you see anything out there? Then I'll give you a go-signal. 529 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:31,158 Have a nice trip. 530 01:16:31,240 --> 01:16:39,193 - Can you explain this? - No. It must be some interference. 531 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:45,310 - Aurora borealis or something. - You're probably right. 532 01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:08,357 - It sounds beautiful. - Bllody drunk and on rollerscates. 533 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,230 And on a Sunday! 534 01:17:14,240 --> 01:17:17,198 We're on the right track. 535 01:17:20,200 --> 01:17:25,354 - It's the police. In that wagon. - Impossible. 536 01:17:26,160 --> 01:17:31,109 - I never heard the police sing. - What are we going to do? 537 01:17:31,200 --> 01:17:34,317 We have to unhitch them. 538 01:17:35,280 --> 01:17:40,308 - We'll get them off the track. - Take care of the switch, Keld. 539 01:19:19,240 --> 01:19:23,119 CARLSBERG BREWERY 540 01:19:31,360 --> 01:19:35,114 - Another piece? - No, thank you. 541 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:39,273 - We'll save the rest, then. - Where do you live? 542 01:19:39,360 --> 01:19:44,309 - In Valby. - Really? 543 01:19:44,400 --> 01:19:51,238 So do I. A lot of us live in Valby. 544 01:19:51,320 --> 01:19:57,270 - Oh, you don't live in Valby. - Unfortunately, no. 545 01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:05,153 - But it's close. I live in Vanlose. - lt's not quite the same. 546 01:20:05,240 --> 01:20:08,277 What does your father do? 547 01:20:09,240 --> 01:20:11,276 He takes the train a lot. 548 01:20:18,280 --> 01:20:24,196 - Bloody good, Egon. - You did fine. And Keld, too. 549 01:20:24,280 --> 01:20:29,274 You just have to switch the track. And nothing can go wrong now. 550 01:20:29,360 --> 01:20:35,196 - We'll just follow Egon's plan. - We follow the timetable. We'll stop at the switch. 551 01:20:35,280 --> 01:20:43,312 We'll let the P1937 pass. It'll come towards us in 45 seconds. 552 01:20:57,200 --> 01:21:00,351 - What the hell was that? - It came from the wrong direction. 553 01:21:01,160 --> 01:21:05,199 - I don't understand it. - You said you knew the timetable. 554 01:21:05,280 --> 01:21:10,308 - It must be a special train. - Yes, of course. 555 01:21:11,160 --> 01:21:17,190 Let's go to the main fuse box. We'll have to change the signal. 556 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:21,159 I hope we don't run into more special trains. 557 01:21:56,160 --> 01:22:00,153 Keld! Damn it, Egon. 558 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:05,311 - It's impossible. - You almost got us killed. 559 01:22:06,160 --> 01:22:11,314 - I know the timetable by heart. - Maybe they changed it. 560 01:22:12,160 --> 01:22:16,233 They can't use the same timetable all the time. 561 01:22:16,320 --> 01:22:23,271 - Of course. I'm an idiot. - I kind of agree there. 562 01:22:23,360 --> 01:22:29,117 The summer timetable. It takes effect today. 563 01:22:29,200 --> 01:22:35,275 - So what do we do now? - There's only one thing to do. 564 01:22:35,360 --> 01:22:38,193 Where are you going? 565 01:22:38,280 --> 01:22:46,119 There. Block 16 is clear. The line is open now. 566 01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:52,315 All in order. You can stay here and watch it. 567 01:22:54,160 --> 01:22:59,154 - I'll do the dishes. - Fine, Godtfredsen. 568 01:23:36,240 --> 01:23:39,118 Let's go. 569 01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:43,273 - What did you do? - It'll take them a while to sort it out. 570 01:23:46,320 --> 01:23:56,150 - Oh, my God. What's happening? - I knew this would happen today. 571 01:23:56,240 --> 01:24:00,392 What are we to do? What will the Chairman say to this? 572 01:24:49,200 --> 01:24:51,269 THE TRAIN SERVICE IS IRREGULAR 573 01:24:54,200 --> 01:25:03,233 - It's broken down. What to do? - I don't know, Karl Marx went into it. 574 01:25:28,160 --> 01:25:33,188 Of course, Mr. Chairman. At once. 575 01:25:36,200 --> 01:25:40,159 That was the Chairman of the Board. He wants us to clear this up now. 576 01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:46,156 - We're finished. - Why should this happen to you? 577 01:25:46,240 --> 01:25:48,231 Maybe it's the fuse box down there. 578 01:25:48,320 --> 01:25:50,197 Pardon? 579 01:26:10,280 --> 01:26:13,238 - There. - But how? 580 01:26:13,320 --> 01:26:17,279 It was just the main fuse. 581 01:26:20,240 --> 01:26:29,114 I have the supreme pleasure to announce that all is well again, sir. 582 01:26:29,200 --> 01:26:35,116 The whole thing was solved by an extremely bright trainee. 583 01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:39,318 I will do that, sir. Thank you. 584 01:26:40,240 --> 01:26:44,233 - The Chairman told me to thank you. - You're welcome. 585 01:26:44,320 --> 01:26:53,115 - This calls for a cup of coffee. - I've put it on already. 586 01:26:55,240 --> 01:27:01,315 Sit down, Mr. Jensen. Then I'll get the cake. 587 01:27:39,200 --> 01:27:44,228 - What do I do now? - Stop and wait. 588 01:27:45,280 --> 01:27:50,195 - Wake up. You'll be president soon. - Vice-president. 589 01:29:12,320 --> 01:29:17,314 - Are we sailing? - No, we're almost at Amager. 590 01:29:20,320 --> 01:29:26,236 - So it's all over now? - Yes, nothing can go wrong now. 591 01:29:36,360 --> 01:29:41,275 - What'll I do now, Egon? - Just follow the tracks. 592 01:30:04,200 --> 01:30:06,270 STRICTLY NO ENTRANCE 593 01:30:30,200 --> 01:30:36,230 - It's been like a journey. - It's like going out to the other side of the country. 594 01:30:36,320 --> 01:30:39,153 - It's beautiful. - And peaceful. 595 01:31:02,320 --> 01:31:07,348 You've done it again, Egon. You're a genius. 596 01:31:08,160 --> 01:31:12,312 - Without you we would be nothing. - Right. 597 01:31:13,160 --> 01:31:17,199 And now we're going to be vice presidents. 598 01:31:17,280 --> 01:31:20,192 Bloody good. 599 01:31:25,320 --> 01:31:32,112 - But Egon will be in charge. - I'm chairman of the board. 600 01:31:32,200 --> 01:31:36,273 - You're the leader. - And the responsibility rests on me. 601 01:31:36,360 --> 01:31:39,318 No evil can befall us. 602 01:32:30,240 --> 01:32:33,198 I didn't know they had tracks out here. 603 01:32:33,280 --> 01:32:37,273 - Are there any trains? - No, the line is closed. 604 01:32:37,360 --> 01:32:42,309 - It's a one track line. - That's good enough for us. 605 01:32:52,240 --> 01:32:54,231 What's that? 606 01:33:12,200 --> 01:33:15,237 - It's him. - That bastard. 607 01:33:15,320 --> 01:33:20,235 - What are we going to do, Egon? - Keep going. 608 01:33:52,200 --> 01:33:55,158 - Come on. - I'm going as fast as I can. 609 01:33:55,240 --> 01:34:00,109 - Shunt it to the sliding track. - Is Keld ready? 610 01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:46,311 Come on, Keld. 611 01:34:50,240 --> 01:34:53,152 The police. 612 01:34:53,240 --> 01:34:57,199 - Let's get out of here. - But we can't ... 613 01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:04,158 Come on, Egon. 614 01:35:31,360 --> 01:35:34,238 Holm speaking. 615 01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:43,153 A wagon? A Franz Jäger? Can you describe the culprit? 616 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:47,358 Chubby and ordinary. 617 01:35:48,160 --> 01:35:52,199 That's the man. I'm on my way. 618 01:35:53,320 --> 01:35:56,278 The case is solved! 619 01:36:06,280 --> 01:36:08,316 Hi there, chum. 620 01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:15,150 - The chief! I'm so sorry. - Oh, are you there, Jensen. 621 01:36:15,240 --> 01:36:20,268 - A great picnic, Jensen. - Thank you. 622 01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:26,196 You're still just detective sergeant. We should do something about that. 623 01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:29,238 You're a valuable officer. 624 01:36:35,280 --> 01:36:41,150 - Don't be sad. - It's all my fault. 625 01:36:41,240 --> 01:36:48,112 - It doesn't matter. - I've let you down. 626 01:36:48,200 --> 01:36:52,193 - I'm no good. - We've had a good time, Egon. 627 01:36:52,280 --> 01:36:56,273 We've been riding trains and all. We'll be millionaires another time. 628 01:36:56,360 --> 01:37:00,114 But what about Yvonne? 629 01:37:00,360 --> 01:37:06,196 I'll talk to Yvonne. That's the least I can do. 630 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,316 Let's go. 631 01:37:33,360 --> 01:37:38,195 Glad to see you, Egon. I have a question for you. 632 01:37:39,320 --> 01:37:46,317 You're never here when I need you. So I've fixed it all myself. 633 01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:53,230 The police want to know where to send the wagon. 634 01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:59,111 If you'll just call, the railways will deliver it. 635 01:37:59,200 --> 01:38:04,228 And I've taken care of Borge, too. I don't want him in the EAC anyway. 636 01:38:04,320 --> 01:38:08,199 He's got a job with the railways. 637 01:38:08,280 --> 01:38:13,115 So we don't have to move. They like us to live here in Valby. 638 01:38:13,200 --> 01:38:21,312 And maybe he could become Chairman of the Railway Board. 639 01:38:21,400 --> 01:38:26,190 So if you'll just call everything should be okay. 640 01:38:32,240 --> 01:38:34,151 Howdy. 641 01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:44,236 We can get our shares now. And Egon can be chairman. 642 01:38:44,320 --> 01:38:50,270 We'll be honest citizens now. And nobody can harm us anymore. 643 01:39:02,200 --> 01:39:04,156 CHAIRMAN 644 01:39:04,240 --> 01:39:09,189 - Good morning, Mrs. Hansen. - There's a gentleman to see you. 645 01:39:09,280 --> 01:39:14,308 - I've got three and a half minutes. - He just needs three minutes. 646 01:39:21,200 --> 01:39:23,236 Enter. 647 01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:29,193 - How do you do? - Be brief and to the point. 648 01:39:29,280 --> 01:39:34,308 You're Mr. Egon Olsen? You're chairman of the board? 649 01:39:35,160 --> 01:39:38,232 - And you have full responsibility? - Of course. 650 01:39:38,320 --> 01:39:42,199 You have bought the majority of shares for 90 million, right? 651 01:39:42,280 --> 01:39:45,317 - Yes, but why? - I'm from the IRS. 652 01:39:46,160 --> 01:39:49,152 You have not filed your income with us. 653 01:39:49,240 --> 01:39:58,239 You'll have to pay tax, and fines amounting to ... 270 million. 654 01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:03,118 How can we settle this? 655 01:40:05,280 --> 01:40:09,159 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---