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"HAVE A GOOD TRIP"

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"THE MORNING HOUR
HAS GOLD IN ITS MOUTH."

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Shut up. Thanks.

4
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Mrs. Hermanson!

5
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Stay there.

6
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Mrs. Hermanson!

7
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Is it that time again? What
are you missing now?

8
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- Has Mrs. Hermanson seen my suspenders?
- My dresses hold themselves up.

9
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Hurry, it wasn't meant in that way, but I have
to be in Bromma in half an hour.

10
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You fly and go around, and
I can tell the Dane,

11
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that if he doesn't clean up a bit,
then he flies out the window.

12
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Dear little Mrs. Hermanson,
now try to be a little humane.

13
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- I just want to rent out a room.
- Room? That seems to be saying a lot.

14
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If he doesn't like it, he has to
move. There shouldn't be dirty clothes here.

15
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These are the shirts which
Mrs. Hermanson washed for me.

16
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Yes yes, now look to get going.

17
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Mrs. Hermanson doesn't have
a tiny little safety pin, does she?

18
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There is nothing so helpless
as a man without suspenders.

19
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Is it necessary to
attach it to the spine?

20
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You can't pin it to anything,
which does not exist.

21
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Thanks, thanks.

22
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Good morning, sunshine.

23
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- The driver's license.
- Should you have it for one like this?

24
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- Forth with the license.
- My gramophone is for repair.

25
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- What about the tax?
- It's too high.

26
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- How can you drive, then?
- Like this.

27
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Stop! You will pay for this!

28
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- My first flight was to Vienna.
- Yeah?

29
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Too bad I don't get to show you
the city, but maybe another time.

30
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I hope so.

31
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- But you are quite new to the profession?
- Yes, it's my first season.

32
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- Are you enjoying yourself?
- I never want to do anything else.

33
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Ditto here. I feel like a
giant when I get on board.

34
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Hello. Can one join you?
I just need a bite to eat.

35
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- Have you eaten?
- I want fish today.

36
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I take an octopus in Nissa
and a young bull in Barcelona.

37
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Three minutes today and five
yesterday. You're never on time.

38
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Today I had all the
prerequisites to be on time.

39
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But just as I was about to drive
away from home, Agneta came.

40
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- Then I couldn't rush.
- You and your Agneta.

41
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Should she be interested
in you? Zero chance, you.

42
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Not that?
She is completely above me.

43
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As high as a flight
attendant can get.

44
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- Didn't you say she had the day off?
- Yes, as free as never before.

45
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Are you sure?
Come and see.

46
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- What do you say?
- He is a block major.

47
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You have a vivid imagination,
comrade.

48
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She smiled at me yesterday.

49
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She sees him as an eagle, and you
are a mole among the footmen.

50
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Don't forget that.
Stay grounded.

51
00:06:02,739 --> 00:06:06,049
Should one stay on the ground, when you
are so angry,

52
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- that you can fly into the air?

53
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You have way too big ambitions.
Now don't go imagining things.

54
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Do as I do.
Take the day as it comes.

55
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Don't go dreaming. Then
you'll just be disappointed.

56
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- Did you smuggle it into the bag?
- Yes.

57
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And the time setting works?

58
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At twelve o'clock tomorrow, Professor
Schmunz will be an experience richer.

59
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How lucky you are to travel
on the same flight as Agneta.

60
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Are you now on about
her Agneta again?

61
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It probably can't sit together
with the other luggage.

62
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I'll go up and give it to Agneta.

63
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- What do you want?
- I just wanted to say good morning.

64
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- Good morning. Was that all?
- I think so.

65
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I'm a bit busy.

66
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- I understand, I actually just wanted to ask...
- Ask about what?

67
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It depends on
what you answer.

68
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I don't know the question,
and you don't know the answer.

69
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So we don't have much
to say to each other.

70
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Exactly.

71
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So let's take off, sweetie-pie.

72
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You better jump off, scrawny one,
so you don't get airsick.

73
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Congratulations. I mean,
sorry. Take it from here.

74
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- Now my parrot is with me, right?
- Yes.

75
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Is there anything as
beautiful as an airplane?

76
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Yes, a flight attendant. I would
give anything in the world to fly with her.

77
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Speaking of which, when
will I see my 100 crowns?

78
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- Monday.
- Which Monday?

79
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I don't know that but
it will be on a Monday.

80
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No you, look there.

81
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Now it didn't come with it. It's
your fault. You wander about and dream.

82
00:10:06,579 --> 00:10:09,969
It doesn't help to quarrel.
What are we doing?

83
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I'm not telling
that we forgot a bag.

84
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Me neither. We will send it on the next plane,
then no one needs to know.

85
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Then you take care of it for so
long, and then I take the truck.

86
00:11:09,539 --> 00:11:13,214
Mr. captain, may I give
you a bouquet of flowers?

87
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Good morning, Miss Jansson.

88
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- Now don't pass out.
- Mr. Captain, I have to tell you something.

89
00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:28,737
I don't drink, I don't smoke and
I don't talk about love at work.

90
00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:32,534
- But I can't sleep at night.
- Try sleeping pills.

91
00:11:32,739 --> 00:11:35,492
You are vicious, Mr. Captain.

92
00:11:35,699 --> 00:11:39,533
There is nothing as difficult
as flight attendants in love.

93
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Here you go.

94
00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:44,174
Matilda.

95
00:12:44,379 --> 00:12:49,817
I have made the greatest invention
in the history of nuclear research.

96
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It will change the appearance of the world.

97
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:56,289
- Can you see what is written on the board?
- No.

98
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- Then there is only one thing to do.
- What's that?

99
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Shoot the old one, before
he wipes out the formula.

100
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If I die, remember, Matilda,

101
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- that you are the only living thing, who knows the formula.

102
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- What do you say?
- Don't forget the formula.

103
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- Hell, too.
- We have to take the parrot.

104
00:13:44,819 --> 00:13:47,936
We're in for a stormy trip.

105
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- I'm so scared, Captain.
- Trust me. there's no danger.

106
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Fingers away.

107
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- May I hand it in here?
- You can put it there.

108
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:09,614
Dear Miss Jansson, can't
you spare me a glance?

109
00:14:09,819 --> 00:14:14,176
Are you crazy? Do you think
I'll trade an eagle for a mole?

110
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:18,930
- But Miss Jansson...
- Disappear. They get on my nerves.

111
00:14:19,139 --> 00:14:23,052
The field staff stays on the
ground. So let's take off, sweetie-pie.

112
00:14:25,339 --> 00:14:27,330
Sweetie-pie?

113
00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:33,049
Good morning, ladies and
gentlemen. This is your captain.

114
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Chief Captain.

115
00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:39,655
I welcome you on board
Scandinavian Airlines DC-6

116
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- bound for Copenhagen, Frankfurt, Vienna,
Istanbul, Karachi, Bangkok

117
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- with connection
to Sodertalje South. Thanks.

118
00:14:55,019 --> 00:14:57,931
Please fasten your chewing gum.

119
00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,254
- What's your name?
- Matilda.

120
00:15:28,459 --> 00:15:33,249
Matilda? I have to tell you
a secret between us girls.

121
00:15:33,459 --> 00:15:34,812
Fire away.

122
00:15:35,019 --> 00:15:38,728
I am most in love
with Captain Peter.

123
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:43,569
What a man. What muscles,
such eyes and such teeth.

124
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I have a message for the captain.

125
00:15:46,819 --> 00:15:49,538
- Oh. Is it something important?
- Vital.

126
00:15:49,739 --> 00:15:52,378
I'll fetch him right away.

127
00:15:58,099 --> 00:16:00,454
Captain.

128
00:16:01,579 --> 00:16:05,652
There is a passenger, who
wants to speak with the captain.

129
00:16:14,979 --> 00:16:20,258
Continue straight ahead and then to
the right. Do not brake without reason.

130
00:16:51,259 --> 00:16:55,775
- The fate of the world is in my hands.
- They have such beautiful hands.

131
00:16:55,979 --> 00:17:00,177
The parrot has been abducted.
Save her and await orders from me.

132
00:17:00,379 --> 00:17:03,291
But where should I hide her?

133
00:17:06,219 --> 00:17:11,009
How brilliant. It's only a captain, who
can come up with something like that.

134
00:17:13,259 --> 00:17:15,819
I'm just doing my duty.

135
00:17:19,619 --> 00:17:21,735
Get it sorted.

136
00:17:24,139 --> 00:17:28,974
We land here. Remember to check
the rearview mirror before backing up.

137
00:17:42,819 --> 00:17:44,810
- The driver's license.
- Here you go.

138
00:17:45,019 --> 00:17:46,930
- The license.
- Here you go.

139
00:17:47,139 --> 00:17:50,290
The tax ticket.
The parrot.

140
00:17:51,419 --> 00:17:54,377
- There are no parrots here.
- They're lying.

141
00:17:54,579 --> 00:17:58,652
- No comments.
- Shut up. Search the plane.

142
00:18:00,419 --> 00:18:02,569
You will pay for that.

143
00:18:02,779 --> 00:18:06,055
It is not necessary.
I do it for free.

144
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:08,489
- Well?
- Locked.

145
00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:13,328
It is occupied by a lady.

146
00:18:18,459 --> 00:18:22,611
I have forbidden you to
put parrots in the wardrobe.

147
00:18:38,379 --> 00:18:42,816
- Beloved Peter, what happened?
- I'm hurt. My back. I die.

148
00:18:43,019 --> 00:18:47,058
- My hero. You must not die.
- Yeah. Promise me one thing.

149
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:51,377
Let the parrot fly with the
secret. So the world is saved.

150
00:18:51,579 --> 00:18:54,616
- And then I can die.
- No.

151
00:18:55,499 --> 00:18:58,297
My back.
I die.

152
00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,772
Peter, what happened?

153
00:19:05,059 --> 00:19:07,414
My back.
I die.

154
00:19:07,619 --> 00:19:09,337
I die.
My back.

155
00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:13,293
What happened to your
back? Have you been injured?

156
00:19:13,499 --> 00:19:17,333
It's just the safety pin,
that has gone up.

157
00:19:52,299 --> 00:19:56,292
Father's little daydreamer
are sitting there, after all.

158
00:19:56,499 --> 00:19:59,013
Take care of yourself and leave me alone.

159
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:02,734
With how you act and dream, I
have to look after you too.

160
00:20:02,939 --> 00:20:07,251
Okay. I promise
I'll stop fantasizing.

161
00:20:09,419 --> 00:20:13,776
Sorry I disturb but we
have a flight going to Cairo.

162
00:20:13,979 --> 00:20:17,654
It does not go well if the passengers
do not get their luggage.

163
00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:19,975
Dare I disturb you?

164
00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:23,615
- We were just on our way.
- We are already there.

165
00:21:19,499 --> 00:21:21,649
Try to look.

166
00:21:24,419 --> 00:21:26,853
Kids are surely kids.

167
00:21:27,059 --> 00:21:31,814
If Agneta wasn't so stubborn,
we could have had such a family.

168
00:21:32,979 --> 00:21:36,335
Hagfors probably has
a better chance there.

169
00:21:36,539 --> 00:21:37,972
Hagfors.

170
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,974
- Are you going to fly the plane?
- No, I only take care of the luggage.

171
00:21:58,179 --> 00:22:00,977
So you're just a toad.

172
00:22:04,219 --> 00:22:09,851
I wonder who is going to
travel. Edvardson, professor.

173
00:22:10,059 --> 00:22:13,051
It's him
who discovers pyramids.

174
00:22:13,259 --> 00:22:17,696
- Don Alfonso, bullfighter.
- He's world famous, you.

175
00:22:18,539 --> 00:22:22,327
- Cal Apone, Chicago.
- He sounds like a gangster.

176
00:22:24,619 --> 00:22:26,769
Prosecutor Fiersson.

177
00:22:26,979 --> 00:22:30,767
I have read about him in the
newspaper. He is a hard banana.

178
00:22:30,979 --> 00:22:35,097
They fly and fly, while
another treads water in the shit.

179
00:22:35,299 --> 00:22:40,657
You should have been born as a suitcase.
Then you would see more of the world.

180
00:22:41,699 --> 00:22:46,170
Why did you bring that bag?
There are no flights to Vienna now.

181
00:22:46,379 --> 00:22:49,416
- But I thought, if now...
- You are hopeless.

182
00:22:51,819 --> 00:22:55,528
Excuse me.
I am Professor Edvardson.

183
00:22:55,739 --> 00:22:58,207
- Do you take care of the luggage?
- Yes.

184
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,569
Good day, by the way.

185
00:23:00,779 --> 00:23:04,692
Can you take care of this so I
don't have to keep it in the cabin?

186
00:23:04,899 --> 00:23:06,969
Thank you.

187
00:23:08,459 --> 00:23:11,895
Excuse me? You haven't
seen a black folder

188
00:23:12,099 --> 00:23:16,411
- with two buckles, a handle and
important papers, have you?

189
00:23:16,619 --> 00:23:19,736
A little black folder?
With two buckles?

190
00:23:19,939 --> 00:23:23,136
A handle?
And with important papers in it?

191
00:23:23,339 --> 00:23:27,298
- Surely it shouldn't be this one?
- Yes, thank you.

192
00:23:27,499 --> 00:23:31,617
Without this, there is no reason
to go down to the pyramids.

193
00:23:31,819 --> 00:23:35,812
I discover pyramids. Ancient
pyramids. I mean, new ones.

194
00:23:36,019 --> 00:23:40,615
They grow old, but they are new,
when I get hold of them. Many thanks.

195
00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:45,770
Sorry, but you have
an interesting face.

196
00:23:45,979 --> 00:23:49,767
Their skull, that is.
Are you daydreamer?

197
00:23:49,979 --> 00:23:55,099
It's hopeless to know, when
he is dreaming or awake.

198
00:23:55,299 --> 00:23:59,815
I saw that immediately. I want
to meet you when I get home.

199
00:24:00,019 --> 00:24:03,375
Call me. I'll get a phone
any day.

200
00:24:04,299 --> 00:24:09,373
- I have to do that.
- Excuse me, can I ask something?

201
00:24:09,579 --> 00:24:13,731
- Do you ever dream in your dreams?
- I don't understand that.

202
00:24:13,939 --> 00:24:19,138
Haven't you heard that you can
dream, that you dream, that you dream?

203
00:24:19,339 --> 00:24:21,569
- No.
- Of course.

204
00:24:21,779 --> 00:24:25,772
You can dream, you are someone else, who can
dream, he is a third,

205
00:24:25,979 --> 00:24:28,413
- and the third, that he is a fourth,
and so on it goes.

206
00:24:28,619 --> 00:24:33,090
But in the end, it is you
who dream. Do you understand?

207
00:24:33,299 --> 00:24:36,974
- No.
- Never mind, but think about it.

208
00:24:37,179 --> 00:24:41,570
The second that is the third,
the third, that he is the fourth...

209
00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:46,170
Excuse me, but you haven't
seen a little black folder, have you?

210
00:24:46,379 --> 00:24:50,930
- Is it this one?
- Yes, thank you.

211
00:24:51,139 --> 00:24:55,098
I discover pyramids.
Old... Well, by the way...

212
00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:58,211
They don't have a little change?

213
00:24:59,259 --> 00:25:02,296
Thank you for your help.

214
00:25:46,699 --> 00:25:49,657
WELCOME TO EGYPT

215
00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:23,257
Mrs. Hermanson?
What are you doing here?

216
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:28,658
When they ran away without paying rent,
so I have to earn a living.

217
00:33:28,859 --> 00:33:32,135
But I don't understand the
meaning of this distribution.

218
00:33:32,339 --> 00:33:37,288
Ramses Ramsesson here forgot to
cancel the newspaper before he died.

219
00:33:41,899 --> 00:33:44,971
- The professor forgot this one.
- Thank you very much.

220
00:33:45,179 --> 00:33:47,818
They have done science a favor.

221
00:33:48,019 --> 00:33:50,328
- Do you have a coin?
- Yes.

222
00:33:50,539 --> 00:33:53,417
- Thank you very much. Here you go.
- Thank you.

223
00:33:54,339 --> 00:33:57,137
- No, you can keep it, it's Swedish.
- Thank you very much.

224
00:33:57,339 --> 00:34:00,934
This is because
that I discover ancient pyramids.

225
00:34:01,139 --> 00:34:05,451
They are new when I find them,
even if they are old to begin with.

226
00:34:05,659 --> 00:34:08,856
Tell me, what kind
of pyramid is this?

227
00:34:09,059 --> 00:34:11,937
Apparently it hasn't
been discovered yet.

228
00:34:12,139 --> 00:34:15,017
So I'm the first
who sets my foot here?

229
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:18,097
At least the last 4567 years.

230
00:34:18,299 --> 00:34:22,531
- 4567? And what time is it now?
- A moment, I'll just...

231
00:34:26,499 --> 00:34:28,933
Shut up.
Thanks.

232
00:34:29,739 --> 00:34:32,776
- Half past eleven.
- Then it is lunch.

233
00:35:20,339 --> 00:35:22,694
That is the king himself.

234
00:35:22,899 --> 00:35:27,211
And this is his queen.
A delicious case.

235
00:35:29,339 --> 00:35:31,534
What's written there?

236
00:35:33,259 --> 00:35:39,209
It is the manufacturer.
United Canneries of Cairo.

237
00:35:40,619 --> 00:35:44,134
Do you have a can opener,
so we can look at the content?

238
00:35:46,259 --> 00:35:49,456
- It's open?
- Yeah, I see?

239
00:35:54,419 --> 00:35:56,489
Good day, good day.

240
00:35:56,699 --> 00:36:01,693
- She is well preserved.
- Yes, but what's in the other one?

241
00:36:04,939 --> 00:36:08,295
It was a bad year.
Where are you going?

242
00:36:08,499 --> 00:36:12,412
I have to see whether
there are more queens.

243
00:36:14,779 --> 00:36:18,328
She must be at
least 4567 years old.

244
00:36:18,539 --> 00:36:21,337
- Hello.
- Hello.

245
00:36:21,539 --> 00:36:25,498
It is rude to talk
about a lady's age.

246
00:36:25,699 --> 00:36:29,851
Are you... alive?

247
00:36:30,059 --> 00:36:34,132
Yes, now I am. I have been
waiting for thousands of years for, -

248
00:36:34,339 --> 00:36:38,969
- that someone should say
the redeeming word: "Hello."

249
00:36:39,179 --> 00:36:41,647
Was that why you...

250
00:36:41,859 --> 00:36:45,135
Yes, then the spell was broken.

251
00:36:49,619 --> 00:36:52,929
Always use the "Pull Up" zipper.

252
00:36:53,139 --> 00:36:55,528
Then you will be happy.

253
00:36:59,659 --> 00:37:03,334
I have chewed on that
for over 4,000 years.

254
00:37:03,539 --> 00:37:05,655
Come on.

255
00:37:07,499 --> 00:37:10,411
Say "hello" to him
too, then he wakes up.

256
00:37:10,619 --> 00:37:14,055
- So he wakes up if I say...
- Yes.

257
00:37:14,259 --> 00:37:16,170
Then, I don't want to.

258
00:37:16,379 --> 00:37:20,258
- Why don't you want to wake him up?
- He's not my type.

259
00:37:20,459 --> 00:37:23,610
He was a nice guy,
when we got together.

260
00:37:23,819 --> 00:37:29,610
- Why do you speak Soder slang?
- Egypt lies south of Slussen.

261
00:37:30,699 --> 00:37:32,576
Come on.

262
00:37:44,939 --> 00:37:47,897
- Sit down.
- What do you really want?

263
00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:53,935
What do you think an Egyptian queen
will do after slumbering for 4,000 years?

264
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:57,688
Brush teeth? I'll get
some mouthwash.

265
00:38:00,699 --> 00:38:03,497
Good day, good day. I
have to call my mother.

266
00:38:05,459 --> 00:38:08,496
- Think about your husband.
- He is a bully.

267
00:38:08,699 --> 00:38:12,214
Even then, he was only
interested in his hobby.

268
00:38:12,419 --> 00:38:15,217
- What was that?
- Archeology.

269
00:38:15,419 --> 00:38:18,934
- May I bid on a little refreshment?
- Yes, thanks.

270
00:40:39,859 --> 00:40:43,772
You are an explorer. I
shall not hinder your work.

271
00:40:43,979 --> 00:40:48,018
No no, I'm done
discovering for today.

272
00:40:48,219 --> 00:40:51,495
Then maybe we can
have dinner together.

273
00:40:53,739 --> 00:40:55,889
Hello, you.

274
00:40:56,739 --> 00:40:59,651
Stop! Obey your pharaoh!

275
00:41:02,619 --> 00:41:05,338
Poisoned grasshoppers!

276
00:41:15,459 --> 00:41:18,019
Taxi! Come here!

277
00:41:24,859 --> 00:41:26,895
Stop!

278
00:42:04,699 --> 00:42:07,611
- The driver's license.
- We are being pursued.

279
00:42:07,819 --> 00:42:10,697
- What about the license?
- It is a matter of life and death.

280
00:42:10,899 --> 00:42:14,653
- Is that your camel?
- No, I borrowed it.

281
00:42:14,859 --> 00:42:19,216
Yes, I thought so. They
looked like a camel-lender.

282
00:42:20,819 --> 00:42:23,856
Dear officer, it applies
to life and death.

283
00:42:24,059 --> 00:42:28,198
They talk. They are gangsters and
have of course kidnapped the girl.

284
00:42:28,299 --> 00:42:30,688
Name.

285
00:42:35,019 --> 00:42:37,374
Cal Apone.

286
00:42:54,379 --> 00:42:57,974
And of course I
abducted the girl.

287
00:43:11,259 --> 00:43:14,331
- Let me go!
- Take care of the beast.

288
00:43:15,379 --> 00:43:19,088
She's a little wild,
but I will domesticate her.

289
00:43:20,739 --> 00:43:24,573
Lousy gangster.
Like some Frenchmen.

290
00:43:38,139 --> 00:43:41,768
Fill them up.
I'm going to election meeting tonight.

291
00:43:43,699 --> 00:43:45,894
Thanks.

292
00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,415
One more?

293
00:43:57,859 --> 00:44:01,056
Boss, that was a foxy thing.

294
00:44:02,379 --> 00:44:05,496
"Like some Frenchmen."

295
00:44:22,619 --> 00:44:25,213
The boss speaks French.

296
00:46:07,299 --> 00:46:09,938
Excuse me.
A café.

297
00:47:04,579 --> 00:47:07,491
Excuse me.
An accordion.

298
00:47:16,019 --> 00:47:20,535
- Where are you going, boys?
- We just had to go down to the sausage cart.

299
00:47:20,739 --> 00:47:23,617
Do you need to bring the suitcase?

300
00:47:31,419 --> 00:47:33,489
Are you banging again?

301
00:47:33,699 --> 00:47:36,133
Get the boys out of the way.

302
00:47:36,339 --> 00:47:40,696
- It's filled up everywhere.
- Put them together with my laundry.

303
00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:42,890
Yes, boss.

304
00:48:07,339 --> 00:48:10,137
RANSOM: 30,000 DOLLARS

305
00:48:10,339 --> 00:48:13,297
RANSOM: 20,000 DOLLARS

306
00:48:15,699 --> 00:48:18,771
RANSOM: 20,000 DOLLARS

307
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,812
RANSOM: 40,000 DOLLARS

308
00:48:23,379 --> 00:48:25,893
RANSOM: 15,000 DOLLARS

309
00:48:31,859 --> 00:48:34,737
RANSOM: 25,000 DOLLARS

310
00:48:37,899 --> 00:48:41,892
Hey, kids!
Look what Uncle Apone has for you.

311
00:48:42,099 --> 00:48:44,454
Come here.

312
00:48:44,659 --> 00:48:48,174
You are worth 40,000 spires.
Come here. You must sit here.

313
00:48:48,379 --> 00:48:51,849
Here you go. 20,000.
And you are at 30,000.

314
00:48:52,659 --> 00:48:54,536
40,000.

315
00:48:54,739 --> 00:48:58,971
50,000. And you are at 60,000.
Here you go.

316
00:49:00,019 --> 00:49:03,137
- And you are up to 70,000.
- What a little one.

317
00:49:03,339 --> 00:49:07,137
- Where are you going?
- Shall I tell you a fairy tale?

318
00:49:07,339 --> 00:49:10,934
Should I do that. You two
40,000 crowns kids?

319
00:49:11,139 --> 00:49:16,054
Then it will be a short one, because
I have to rob a bank in half an hour.

320
00:49:16,259 --> 00:49:20,411
Once upon a time there was a
prince, who was so beautiful, -

321
00:49:20,619 --> 00:49:25,852
- that if only he looked in the
mirror, then the glass broke.

322
00:49:27,099 --> 00:49:32,048
The prince had everything he
wanted, but still he was not happy.

323
00:49:32,259 --> 00:49:36,491
He loved an ordinary milkmaid.

324
00:49:46,819 --> 00:49:50,653
But his parents wanted, that he should marry -

325
00:49:50,859 --> 00:49:55,728
the horrendous princess Vipstjort
from the neighboring kingdom.

326
00:49:55,939 --> 00:49:58,373
But the prince would not.

327
00:49:58,579 --> 00:50:03,095
He said his heart belonged
to the little milkmaid.

328
00:50:05,619 --> 00:50:09,498
But then the king became
completely red with rage and said,-

329
00:50:09,699 --> 00:50:13,374
that the prince
could choose between Princess Vipstjort -

330
00:50:13,579 --> 00:50:16,491
or to live in the stable all his life.

331
00:50:20,379 --> 00:50:23,974
And then the prince chose the stable.

332
00:50:27,859 --> 00:50:33,092
He threw down the crown and
sat down beside the milkmaid.

333
00:50:33,299 --> 00:50:37,133
And there they probably
sit and milk to this day,

334
00:50:37,339 --> 00:50:40,809
if nothing
unforeseen has occurred.

335
00:50:41,019 --> 00:50:43,772
- Tell me more.
- Was it that good? No, no, no.

336
00:50:43,979 --> 00:50:48,609
I have to go to the bank before they open.
Now for the evening prayer. Come on.

337
00:50:49,379 --> 00:50:52,894
Like that.
Everyone goes to their beds.

338
00:51:02,259 --> 00:51:08,175
God save Uncle Apone
and Dirch Passer. Amen.

339
00:51:08,379 --> 00:51:12,133
God save Uncle Apone
and Dirch Passer. Amen.

340
00:51:13,419 --> 00:51:16,013
Intelligent boy.

341
00:51:24,979 --> 00:51:28,972
She kills me. I don't
dare go in there again.

342
00:51:29,179 --> 00:51:32,376
She is absolutely crazy. What
are we going to do with her?

343
00:51:32,579 --> 00:51:35,537
I'll take care of her.

344
00:51:50,099 --> 00:51:54,431
- Her husband is here.
- Let her go cheap, so we'll be free of her.

345
00:51:54,539 --> 00:51:57,292
Otherwise she smashes the whole house.

346
00:52:00,299 --> 00:52:02,893
What the hell is the point?

347
00:52:03,099 --> 00:52:06,648
- Sit down.
- Of course, but what do you want?

348
00:52:06,859 --> 00:52:10,010
- Business.
- I don't deal with gangsters.

349
00:52:10,219 --> 00:52:12,449
Sit down!

350
00:52:14,099 --> 00:52:18,775
I don't have time. I have to
meet my wife at the corner of...

351
00:52:18,979 --> 00:52:20,018
She's not there.

352
00:52:20,979 --> 00:52:23,018
- What do you mean?
- Your wife is here.

353
00:52:23,219 --> 00:52:26,529
- Here? Have you abducted her?
- Yes.

354
00:52:26,739 --> 00:52:29,890
- Tied her hands and feet?
- Yes.

355
00:52:30,099 --> 00:52:33,250
- And she can't get free?
- Nix.

356
00:52:34,139 --> 00:52:36,334
Mighty.

357
00:52:36,539 --> 00:52:41,010
So she can stay where she is,
because I don't want her back.

358
00:52:44,899 --> 00:52:49,017
- Cheers, gentlemen.
- Wait a minute. They get her cheap.

359
00:52:49,219 --> 00:52:51,779
- 10,000 dollars.
- Never in my life.

360
00:52:51,979 --> 00:52:54,209
- 5,000. 1,000.
- No.

361
00:52:54,419 --> 00:52:56,979
They get two children with the deal.

362
00:52:57,179 --> 00:53:01,536
It is clearly not without reason
that they call you the bull.

363
00:53:02,859 --> 00:53:05,692
I am proud of that name.

364
00:53:07,139 --> 00:53:09,369
I must entrust you with something.

365
00:53:09,579 --> 00:53:11,809
It's my wife, so I must warn you.

366
00:53:12,019 --> 00:53:15,853
- She works for a foreign power.
- As a spy?

367
00:53:16,059 --> 00:53:18,368
I don't believe that.

368
00:53:18,579 --> 00:53:23,095
My fine connections have
helped free her four times.

369
00:53:23,299 --> 00:53:26,689
- I think she is innocent.
- Nonsense.

370
00:53:26,899 --> 00:53:31,131
There is not a lawyer in the
world, who will take her case.

371
00:53:31,339 --> 00:53:35,048
- Yes, there is one.
- What kind of idiot is that?

372
00:53:37,179 --> 00:53:39,170
Me.

373
00:54:09,459 --> 00:54:11,689
The court is set.

374
00:54:16,579 --> 00:54:19,252
- It's her.
- It's him.

375
00:54:19,459 --> 00:54:22,337
- It's her.
- It's him.

376
00:54:22,539 --> 00:54:26,930
Ocher, gokker, rubber
bells, erle, pearl, pif, paf, poof.

377
00:54:27,139 --> 00:54:32,691
Ocher, gokker, rubber
bells. I must never play with.

378
00:54:32,899 --> 00:54:36,369
Can I clean in the
meantime? So I save some time.

379
00:54:36,579 --> 00:54:40,333
Go ahead. So Mrs. Hermanson
knows the defendant?

380
00:54:40,539 --> 00:54:44,612
I wonder if not. He dreams
and fantasizes all day long.

381
00:54:44,819 --> 00:54:48,335
It's a lie! If anyone has both
feet on the ground, it's me.

382
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:49,335
Move the feet.

383
00:54:49,539 --> 00:54:52,690
- Respect the witness.
- I can do that myself.

384
00:54:52,899 --> 00:54:56,812
Defendant is sloppy. He throws
bodies and laundry in the wardrobe.

385
00:54:57,019 --> 00:54:59,487
He doesn't pay rent.

386
00:54:59,699 --> 00:55:04,489
His intelligence is like that of a child.
He doesn't even know the alphabet.

387
00:55:04,699 --> 00:55:08,214
- Can't I?
- We will return to that. Continue.

388
00:55:08,419 --> 00:55:11,129
We must not
only blame the accused.

389
00:55:11,339 --> 00:55:16,570
The root of all evil is sitting there.
She puts stuff in his head.

390
00:55:16,979 --> 00:55:19,851
Gentlemen, you have gone astray.

391
00:55:20,059 --> 00:55:23,449
- I'm the one being charged.
- Completely correct.

392
00:55:23,659 --> 00:55:27,971
The case is still about her, although
there are several to choose from.

393
00:55:28,179 --> 00:55:30,090
Yes, cases are moving.

394
00:55:30,299 --> 00:55:35,419
I believe that the intelligence of both
defendants is at the level of a child.

395
00:55:35,619 --> 00:55:37,769
None of them know the alphabet.

396
00:55:37,979 --> 00:55:42,450
What does the defendant think about
a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n?

397
00:55:42,659 --> 00:55:44,251
Ooo...

398
00:55:44,459 --> 00:55:47,575
- ... p, q, r ...
- Sssss

399
00:55:47,939 --> 00:55:49,372
- Tea?
- Yyyy.

400
00:55:49,579 --> 00:55:53,174
- V.
- W.

401
00:55:53,379 --> 00:55:57,497
- X.
- Y.

402
00:55:57,699 --> 00:56:00,259
- Z'er.
- AE.

403
00:56:00,459 --> 00:56:02,051
- OE.
- AA.

404
00:56:02,259 --> 00:56:04,252
Now I want clear
message regarding A!

405
00:56:05,259 --> 00:56:06,252
- B.
- C.

406
00:56:06,759 --> 00:56:07,952
- D
- E.

407
00:56:08,059 --> 00:56:09,452
- F.
- G.

408
00:56:09,559 --> 00:56:12,252
- H.
- I.

409
00:56:16,259 --> 00:56:18,252
- J.
- K.

410
00:56:19,259 --> 00:56:21,252
- L.
- M.

411
00:56:21,459 --> 00:56:23,252
- N.
- O, P.

412
00:56:24,259 --> 00:56:26,252
- Q.
- R.

413
00:56:30,259 --> 00:56:33,252
Ssss.

414
00:56:34,259 --> 00:56:36,252
- T.
- U.

415
00:56:40,259 --> 00:56:42,252
- X.
- Y.

416
00:56:43,259 --> 00:56:45,252
- Zeta!
- U...

417
00:56:45,459 --> 00:56:47,052
- AE.
- OE.

418
00:56:47,139 --> 00:56:50,893
The seconds out of the ring.
First round.

419
00:57:11,459 --> 00:57:14,178
No, no, break!

420
00:57:42,579 --> 00:57:46,288
3-2 to Hagfors.
Denmark server.

421
00:58:57,179 --> 00:58:59,374
No, no, no!

422
00:58:59,579 --> 00:59:04,369
What a mess. The ring is too big.
Grab a smaller one and get started.

423
00:59:04,579 --> 00:59:07,173
- Come on, Peter!
- Come on, everyone.

424
00:59:33,539 --> 00:59:36,417
Stars, stars, stars.

425
00:59:39,379 --> 00:59:44,658
The great film star Pirch Dasser is
received by thousands of admirers.

426
01:00:42,259 --> 01:00:44,252
"ARRIVAL HALL"

427
01:01:20,099 --> 01:01:22,454
Help!
Help!

428
01:01:22,659 --> 01:01:25,173
Help!
Help!

429
01:01:31,099 --> 01:01:34,569
- I'm dropping my pants.
- Come on.

430
01:01:43,539 --> 01:01:47,214
- You should seek help.
- I'm actually considering that.

431
01:01:47,419 --> 01:01:51,651
Put the bag in the closet and
get ready. We are done for today.

432
01:02:07,859 --> 01:02:11,898
- You, I dreamed something.
- Stop with your damned nonsense.

433
01:02:12,099 --> 01:02:15,489
Otherwise you get one,
so you can dream right.

434
01:02:15,699 --> 01:02:20,090
You must listen! I dreamed there was a time
bomb in the bag. Listen yourself.

435
01:02:26,259 --> 01:02:30,252
- It's just an alarm clock.
- Are you sure?

436
01:02:30,459 --> 01:02:34,532
Certainly. Have you ever been so awake, that
you have heard your alarm clock ticking?

437
01:02:34,739 --> 01:02:37,776
Now hurry up so we can catch the bus.

438
01:02:58,339 --> 01:03:02,571
- What in heaven's name are you doing here?
- You were in Egypt, after all.

439
01:03:02,779 --> 01:03:08,615
- It was just something I dreamed.
- That's exactly what I'm doing now.

440
01:03:20,899 --> 01:03:26,895
- I wonder what Professor Schmunz is doing?
- I wouldn't want to be in his shoes.

441
01:03:30,219 --> 01:03:34,656
Yes, if the plan holds,
do it in 13-14 minutes.

442
01:03:38,539 --> 01:03:41,929
Watch those two,
until the police arrive.

443
01:03:54,499 --> 01:03:56,967
Trust me, it's true.
Action must be taken.

444
01:03:57,179 --> 01:03:59,977
Car 79 to the central office.

445
01:04:00,179 --> 01:04:04,491
Time bomb in Bromma. The
airport explodes at any moment.

446
01:04:04,699 --> 01:04:08,294
Full preparedness. Arrest
two men at the cafeteria.

447
01:04:08,499 --> 01:04:11,013
Received.
Out.

448
01:05:31,659 --> 01:05:34,457
- What's the point?
- It was just a joke.

449
01:05:34,659 --> 01:05:39,608
Our good friend has a birthday
today, and we wanted to surprise him.

450
01:06:35,059 --> 01:06:38,449
Good day, Peter.
What do you want?

451
01:06:38,659 --> 01:06:42,698
- I want to ask about one thing.
- Just ask.

452
01:06:42,899 --> 01:06:47,495
If I were to leave the earth,
Is there room for me up here?

453
01:06:47,699 --> 01:06:50,930
Sorry, but everything is taken.

454
01:06:51,139 --> 01:06:56,054
There is not a single vacant halo.
But why do you want to leave the earth?

455
01:06:58,899 --> 01:07:01,572
- Unrequited love?
- Yes.

456
01:07:01,779 --> 01:07:04,532
- Is it a girl?
- Of course.

457
01:07:04,739 --> 01:07:08,129
- And she doesn't like you?
- No.

458
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,615
- You are wrong there, Peter.
- Am I wrong?

459
01:07:13,299 --> 01:07:16,372
Certainly. See for yourself.

460
01:07:21,019 --> 01:07:26,047
- Is she on her way to me?
- Yes. Look to get down to her.

461
01:07:26,259 --> 01:07:29,615
Thanks, you old man.
I slip.

462
01:07:48,059 --> 01:07:52,291
- Peter.
- Agneta. It's like one is dreaming.

463
01:07:56,699 --> 01:08:00,658
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