1 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:25,039 Look mama, a man going to a carnival. 2 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,955 You must not say that. The man is a holy man. 3 00:04:34,080 --> 00:04:39,154 He comes from the Pope in Rome. 4 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:44,798 May Lena and Jacob greet the nice man? 5 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:48,878 Yes... 6 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:56,031 (in Italian) Where can you rent a pedalo? 7 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:05,439 (in Italian) Spitting on the ground is forbidden. 8 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:10,918 - Amen. - Thank you very, very much. 9 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:16,672 They really are a man with the heart in the right place. 10 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:21,518 THE KING CASTLE TOUR. 11 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:11,955 (the lady scolds) 12 00:07:15,040 --> 00:07:21,434 Hello, there is trouble in the second room. 13 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:34,676 NO ACCESS FOR UNAUTHORIZED. 14 00:07:35,240 --> 00:07:39,711 Take care of the lady, Johansson. 15 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:43,196 Book a taxi. 16 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:54,830 - Has His Majesty told you... - No, sir... 17 00:07:55,040 --> 00:08:00,831 Heck too, he's probably still... 18 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:05,351 - But if Mr Jonsson... - The name is Soderstrand. 19 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:12,079 Ah yes, sorry. The court is expecting two significant people. 20 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:20,198 They are accompanied by the Chief of Protocol from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 21 00:08:20,320 --> 00:08:28,477 Hr. Soderstrand surely understands that it is impossible to tell, - 22 00:08:28,640 --> 00:08:34,715 - why these people come this way. 23 00:08:34,840 --> 00:08:43,430 After all, Mr Soderstrand will soon - 24 00:08:43,560 --> 00:08:47,348 - show them through the door there. 25 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:50,916 That room is always locked, sir... 26 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:56,512 Exactly, except when I give the order to open it. 27 00:08:56,640 --> 00:09:01,191 I understand. And who will they ask for? 28 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:06,440 Chamberlain, Baron of Silverstolpe. 29 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:14,228 But otherwise: Discretion, Mr Soderstrand. 30 00:09:15,040 --> 00:09:18,191 Discretion. 31 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:40,432 I'm expected. Count Gosta of Lejonsvans from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. 32 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:45,350 The chamberlain is waiting for you. This way. 33 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:52,188 (knocks on the door) 34 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:08,677 Yaah... 35 00:10:08,800 --> 00:10:14,511 May I present: Signor Vittorio Ferruchi and his daughter, Marcelina. 36 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:18,110 Good day, signorina. Good day, signor. 37 00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:25,510 And it's Lejonsvans... Here you are, do sit down. 38 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:34,429 - I guess you prefer to speak English? - Yes, we both speak English. 39 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:40,590 Marcelina has started practicing Swedish, right? 40 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:46,477 Yes... I'm sorry you were taken in through the back door. 41 00:10:46,600 --> 00:10:52,755 But this is a matter of extreme delacacy, you understand - 42 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:56,190 - so we could hardly have used the front door. 43 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:59,278 Please, we understand... 44 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:06,599 So it is the young lady who is to marry... 45 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:09,871 ... our king. 46 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:15,916 May I congratulate the Ferruchi family on the great honor. 47 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:20,431 We are overwhelmed over our good fortune. 48 00:11:20,560 --> 00:11:23,358 Signor, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs shares your joy. 49 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:27,598 Italy... the land of culture and beautiful women. 50 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,518 Yes, that's right, old boy. 51 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:37,591 Between us, we Scandinavians want fresh blood in our royal families. 52 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,508 We are too mixed up with too many Greeks and Frenchmen. 53 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:44,712 My Marcelina will fill the castle - 54 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:50,040 - with Italian bambinos and bambinas. 55 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:55,439 This brings us to the question of the transfer fee. 56 00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:59,917 - The dowry. - Aah yes... yes, yes! 57 00:12:00,040 --> 00:12:05,034 It's embarrassing to talk about money in a love affair. 58 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:08,869 But the cost of a royal wedding is colossal. 59 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:13,039 And the king must bribe the church with several millions. 60 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,948 Otherwise, the archbishops will do a hell of a lot, - 61 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:23,269 - when our royal family converts to Catholicism. 62 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:30,112 I'm delighted to make a contribution to your king's happiness. 63 00:12:30,240 --> 00:12:34,791 And for that money, the Ferruchi empire gets a lot of publicity. 64 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:40,517 Yes. Yes. And you have brought... 65 00:12:40,640 --> 00:12:43,598 ... of 10 million Swedish crowns? 66 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,508 Yes, in large bills. 67 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:55,274 They must be impatient to meet the young gentleman... One moment. 68 00:12:55,400 --> 00:13:01,270 -Dad! - Marcelina! She is only a child. 69 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:08,038 Hello... Majesty? 70 00:13:08,160 --> 00:13:11,118 Yes... thank you very much, Your Majesty. 71 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,198 Yes, they have arrived. 72 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:18,118 Yes! If you wish. 73 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:22,199 I would say about 50-70 kilos. 74 00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:26,837 Size? I'm guessing a little 46. 75 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:32,349 Yes... and a sweet little black mustache. 76 00:13:32,920 --> 00:13:38,711 Yes, you can say... so much... 77 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,879 Yes sir, the Majesty will arrive in 5 minutes. 78 00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:46,037 What do you say? 79 00:13:46,920 --> 00:13:51,516 Okay, okay. Goodbye, Majesty. 80 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:55,110 Since this is a family affair, - 81 00:13:55,240 --> 00:14:02,874 - the king suggests that mr. Lionsvans and I retire. 82 00:14:03,080 --> 00:14:09,599 May this meeting be unforgettable for you and the signorina. 83 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:14,032 What shall I say to the king? 84 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:22,033 Just let him look at you for a long time. Then he says what to say. 85 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:25,596 -Ciao. -Ciao... thanks. 86 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:41,511 Ouch, ouch, ouch! 87 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:45,718 Cab! 88 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:50,758 Listen to this... 89 00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:56,709 Can't keep your fingers to yourself for 5 minutes? 90 00:14:56,840 --> 00:15:00,958 A large part of this is to be used for that. 91 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:05,790 You are a bad representative of our country. Shame on you! Come on! Hurry up! 92 00:15:08,120 --> 00:15:11,795 Come on! Give me the folder! 93 00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:15,754 My couain ia foinf the main train station and me, Arlanda. 94 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:23,269 -Pappa, non capisco. - Speak English or Swedish. You must practice. 95 00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:28,190 For two hours we have been waiting for the king. 96 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:32,438 Bambina mia, be patient. 97 00:15:32,560 --> 00:15:36,519 Maybe he has a surprise for us. 98 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:42,033 Maybe your father will be a count. Count Ferruchi of Calabria. 99 00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:47,359 Marcelina, you must say no to your future husband, 100 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:52,349 - who will make you Queen of Sweden. 101 00:16:03,840 --> 00:16:08,391 - Rikard, just one more time. - Write to me soon. 102 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:20,318 (plug jumps) 103 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:25,514 I have not received tap water since Valde's break in Gentofte. 104 00:16:25,640 --> 00:16:29,599 This one is paid for in Swedish crowns. Cheers! 105 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:35,670 I don't like it before Rikard's here. As long as he has not been seduced. 106 00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:42,831 If he's met Liza Minnelli, he's coming because of them. 107 00:16:45,920 --> 00:16:49,799 I assure you, Marcelina, bambina mia... 108 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:57,110 I swear by your mother's life that I will find the two thieves. 109 00:16:59,360 --> 00:17:02,511 There he is! Rikard! 110 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:05,632 Then come with that hat! 111 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,628 You most beautiful among maidens. 112 00:17:12,080 --> 00:17:18,394 - I'm feeling hot. - I have clean shirts for you and packed for you. 113 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:21,717 Why is it always him? 114 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:25,958 I get completely mad when I see him like that. 115 00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:30,549 All the girls. They have been lucky. 116 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:33,558 Where else do you find such a chest. 117 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:39,391 It looks like the wall in a public restroom... Hurry up, Rikard or we miss it. 118 00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,318 I have to apologize for that. 119 00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:12,956 (speaks softly to her) 120 00:18:20,840 --> 00:18:26,949 George, look at that dog. lsn't he the most darling thing you ever seen? 121 00:18:28,360 --> 00:18:33,718 Does he not remind you of all the happy Danish faces we have met? 122 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:40,712 -Wouldn't the kids at home just love him? - Maybe. 123 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:47,109 I would like to give... 100 dollars for auch a dog, maybe 2? Yours? 124 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:55,753 I've always wanted one like that. What is his name? 125 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:01,989 - Tom... Box. - Tom Box? How interesting. 126 00:19:02,120 --> 00:19:07,513 - Tom and I are getting divorced. - Why? 127 00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:15,320 Because I got a job in the United Nations... no... 128 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:19,479 -No dogs. -Oh, poor darling. 129 00:19:19,600 --> 00:19:25,277 But the kennel has promised to take him back. 130 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:29,791 What about selling him to me? To me? 131 00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:33,708 Oh, George, I must have that dog. 132 00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:36,798 George! George...! 133 00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:41,277 -How much? - It's a family member... 134 00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:47,270 -How about 100 dollars? - What about 200? 135 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:51,277 George... 136 00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:57,032 Well, bye-bye Tom. Do not forget old Denmark. 137 00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:03,190 Thank you very much. Bye-bye. Come on, Tom. 138 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:10,712 Last call route 421 to Zurich exit 17. 139 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:13,798 Final call Swiss Air... 140 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,392 (excited voices) 141 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:26,478 This is my dog ​​... 142 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,797 There he is! 143 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:56,433 The length of the sentence is due to the fact that you have damaged Denmark's reputation - 144 00:20:56,560 --> 00:21:01,509 - by fraudulent conduct towards foreign guests. 145 00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:09,513 And you have hurt the feelings of all animal-friendly Danes. 146 00:21:09,640 --> 00:21:14,839 Quiet, mom's best friend. Now mom is done soon. 147 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:19,630 Did you understand? Six months. 148 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,109 Listen here, Don Luigi, godfather! 149 00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:48,633 It's not about the money, but about the honor of the family! 150 00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:54,630 - Look, is he not nice? - Si, si... 151 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:59,595 Da-da-da... 152 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:04,550 Beautiful as his grandfather. 153 00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:10,471 When we find the two scammers, what then? 154 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,558 I'll leave that to you, Godfather. 155 00:22:14,840 --> 00:22:18,594 Aah, excuse me! 156 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:28,358 So, so, do not cry. Give Grandpa a kiss. 157 00:22:29,840 --> 00:22:33,753 (baby cries) 158 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:48,476 Should they be stabbed, shot or drowned? 159 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:54,436 - Preferably no details. - Well, we'll keep you posted. 160 00:22:54,560 --> 00:22:58,633 Thank you very much, Don Luigi. See you later. Ciao. 161 00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:11,712 Get hold of the head of the family in Scandinavia. 162 00:23:11,840 --> 00:23:18,791 - He must find the two men soon. - And liquidate them? 163 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:24,790 No, first we find the 10 million. Swedish crowns, - 164 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:29,038 - and then we kill them. 165 00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,358 So we stand up, Viktor Hansen! 166 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:48,351 40 smokes, roulade, 2 plates flooded with nuts. 167 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,518 Fine. Just put it there. 168 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,997 Should I put it in your account? 169 00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:04,230 Have you thought about it with the crew of that boat? 170 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:10,151 We can hardly get out to the island with Morgan's treasure without a crew. 171 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:18,073 Nah, that! Do not speculate about details, old boy. 172 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:24,350 Think... 40 mio in gold and precious stones. 173 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:27,199 Maybe a little more, maybe a little less. 174 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:31,757 At least enough for you and me. Holy hell! 175 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:37,352 - Do you need to yell like that? - One can anticipate, right? 176 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:42,713 - I could imagine chicken. - With sauce and potatoes. 177 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,838 And cucumber salad. 178 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:50,511 Are you sure that the treasure map is correct? 179 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:56,078 At the Danish Technological Institute, it has passed the carbon 14 test. 180 00:24:56,200 --> 00:25:02,719 The test said year 1665, give and take. The ink was 40% oak bile. 181 00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:08,910 The parchment was made from the skin of the capretto goat. I knew that. 182 00:25:09,040 --> 00:25:16,276 There's no one who can run around with corners with you. Your lawyer is here. 183 00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:33,952 Please sit down, Viffer-Hansen. Thank you, Superintendent. 184 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:38,437 Yes, Viffer-Hansen, I've talked to your mother... 185 00:25:38,560 --> 00:25:43,350 You are the biggest idiot in the world when we could had it made. 186 00:25:43,560 --> 00:25:48,076 Get in the slammer for a dog over a measley $200. 187 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:52,353 Can I help it I like my job. Just like you's dusting off ladies. 188 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,518 I keep ladies and business sharply separated. 189 00:25:55,720 --> 00:26:03,513 Because you have 10 million, you do not stop working, sis Onassis stop? 190 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:08,510 I could have let you sit here and even nibbled the pennies. 191 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:15,193 No, you would never do that, because you are my friend, Rikard. 192 00:26:15,360 --> 00:26:19,353 Hear the name of the bank and the account number. 193 00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,677 I do not want to hear a sound. 194 00:26:22,800 --> 00:26:28,875 - Why not? - Because I'm talking in my sleep. 195 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:32,350 Tomorrow, everyone here will know that number. 196 00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,030 There will be charter flights from the prison to Zurich. 197 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:40,039 It's too dangerous if I am the only who knows. What if I have an accident? 198 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:46,951 Go home and stay in your bed until I get out. 199 00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:50,072 In 5 weeks. 200 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:55,516 Time is up. 201 00:27:02,560 --> 00:27:09,511 The smokes from this morning, 1/2 chicken, a butter wreath, - 202 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:16,353 - 2 beers, 1 red wine = 57.60, only for today. 203 00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:20,359 I cannot keep laying out. 204 00:27:20,480 --> 00:27:23,597 You rave about a couple of lousy pocket change, - 205 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,111 when you want to get your hands on a treasure in a couple of months, - 206 00:27:28,240 --> 00:27:31,198 - so you can buy your own penitentiary. 207 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:34,710 I have taken my wife's household money. She lost 10 kg. 208 00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:38,071 Okay, okay. Jump off. Spring! 209 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:42,512 I would like to talk to the director of the prison. 210 00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:48,988 He looks like someone who's up for a chance. He also wears bigger shoes. 211 00:27:49,120 --> 00:27:53,079 That's probably why he's become a director. 212 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,239 Here is the plumber to look at your sink. 213 00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:03,039 -Buona sera, signor. -Buona sera. 214 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:06,232 There's a hole in the sink, si? 215 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,511 The plumber's dog has a black mustache. 216 00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:15,518 Rikard, damn it! 217 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:19,317 Good morning... 218 00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:26,909 Your Majesty, you must marry a chicken... 219 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:42,588 (the sound of water dripping) 220 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:54,388 (the sound of water dripping) 221 00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:27,435 That was it, Viktor. 222 00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:33,078 So we met Kalvebod Brygge on Tuesday, 14 days... 223 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:36,909 - The ship's name is Queen Marcelina. - Yes. 224 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:40,350 A shame we had to bring more aboard. 225 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:45,349 Yes, but raising the treasure is not free. 226 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:48,517 Here is 300 cr. from the prison priest. 227 00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:52,918 We cannot keep him out. He has 5 children. 228 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:58,512 So Tuesday 14 days, then it goes loose. So long. 229 00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:05,556 - What was your name? - Andersen. 230 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,797 Goodbye, Andersen. 231 00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:27,518 Psst! Psst! 232 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:35,433 You must not psst of me, your community parasite. 233 00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,518 Viktor, it's me, Rikard. 234 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,431 You are high. I am ashamed. Get away from me! 235 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,348 - Where is the cart? - It was too risky. 236 00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:53,918 I have atoned for my brother. Do I have anything to fear? 237 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:59,478 - No, but I have. - Can't you slow down a bit when I am used to only walking meters? 238 00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:04,230 Do you remember you said I should stay in bed? 239 00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:08,433 I followed your advice. Just not my own bed. 240 00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:12,519 But the lady was engaged to a certain Mr. Moeller. 241 00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:18,909 Your ladies should not introduce you to the whole family. 242 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:25,358 - Moeller? - Moeller. 243 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,677 - The clump? - The clump. 244 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:33,555 You may well pray for your Father. Come! 245 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,917 - That's not all. - Can it get worse? 246 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:51,909 - There are others after us too. - Not the police, what? 247 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:58,115 No, someone has ransacked the apartment 3 times. 248 00:31:58,720 --> 00:32:02,952 Arthur, you know what to do. 249 00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:15,512 So someone knows about Stockholm. They will know where we have placed it. 250 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:21,590 - We have not written it down. - I have, Viktor, for your sake. 251 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,076 If now something should happen... 252 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:42,512 You have not written down the account number and name of the bank? 253 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:48,909 I've put it in a place where no one can guess. Only you. 254 00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:54,239 I've put it on the back... Let's go over there. 255 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:04,355 You have to memorize the number, then we will meet in Switzerland. 256 00:33:04,560 --> 00:33:09,350 - And share the money. - I'm in. 257 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:14,509 But imagine if the clump has a surprise... at an altitude of 3000 m. 258 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:42,991 (bulldozer noise) 259 00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:46,749 Listen now and remember! 260 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:51,196 First, I say the name of the bank. 261 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:59,114 - And then the account number. - Wait a minute. Not in that spectacle. 262 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:07,188 - Say it then! - First I say the name of the bank! 263 00:34:30,240 --> 00:34:37,555 Rikard, say it again! I did not get it. 264 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,357 Rik... 265 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:58,198 I thought I had explained, - 266 00:34:58,320 --> 00:35:02,871 - so even a few sheep's heads understand. 267 00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:07,875 But no. But I explain again. 268 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:14,951 The two guys have grabbed 10 million corone svedese. 269 00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,231 And we wish them, si? 270 00:35:18,360 --> 00:35:24,833 But only the two know where money is. So we wait until they pick them up. 271 00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:29,033 Easy work, right? 272 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:33,517 No, not easy. Why not easy? 273 00:35:34,240 --> 00:35:40,190 Because do not make sure one of the two guys is not killed. 274 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:44,677 And the chance of finding money now is only half, understand? 275 00:35:44,800 --> 00:35:48,952 Buono, and now you hear properly: 276 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:57,633 Man who is left must be kept alive until we have money in hand! 277 00:35:57,760 --> 00:36:01,116 After this moment you have only one duty: 278 00:36:01,240 --> 00:36:06,189 To see that nothing happens with Viktor Viffer-Hansen. 279 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:13,192 And believe me, Carlo... And believe me, Dino... 280 00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:19,714 Otherwise you so dead. Understand? 281 00:36:20,560 --> 00:36:24,519 Understand? Good! 282 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:42,114 - Did you find anything, Viktor? - not so much as a goldfish. 283 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:48,911 Dear Rikard. 284 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:54,273 Dear Rikard. If only you were here now. 285 00:36:55,400 --> 00:37:03,080 But where Rikard is now, he does not need money... I have. 286 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:06,795 The last thing Rikard said was, - 287 00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,957 that he had written down the bank number, 288 00:37:10,080 --> 00:37:14,790 - and I was the only one who could guess where. 289 00:37:14,920 --> 00:37:19,948 He said: "I put it on the back..." 290 00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:26,159 Hereuka! It's Greek. That's what Socrates said, 291 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:30,432 - when he invented the square of the circle. 292 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:33,791 Lily, I have it! 293 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:35,875 He has tattooed it on his back! 294 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,235 He has tattooed it on his back! 295 00:37:56,320 --> 00:38:00,552 (rings) 296 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,679 (sounds soothing music) 297 00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:15,470 So, little lady. Time heals all wounds. 298 00:38:15,600 --> 00:38:20,628 And our company is on your side... 299 00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:25,072 May I express my deepest sympathy with... 300 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:29,239 My little Rikard, my dearest, only I had. 301 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,477 There is nothing like a mother's grief. 302 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:38,630 - I want to see him again. - You'll come too. 303 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:43,231 We must all meet on the Great Day. 304 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:49,788 - I cannot wait that long. - Now try to control yourself. 305 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:59,230 If you leave your son to our company, we will do everything - 306 00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:05,151 - to equip him... beautifully for his last journey. 307 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:14,072 It makes me unspeakably happy. So you took good care of him? 308 00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:19,069 They've had him since last Monday. 309 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:23,239 They said that at the Forensic Medicine Institute. 310 00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:29,310 Is the one we're talking about, the little overpainted hippie, - 311 00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:35,629 - which the public has burdened us with for ten days? 312 00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:39,071 Then you can pay storage fee. 313 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:43,239 This is not an office for forgotten cases. 314 00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:47,069 I was on my annual vacation in Acapulco. 315 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,079 We were gathered at Hotel Eden Roc, - 316 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:56,228 - when the sad message came. Otherwise a wonderful season. 317 00:39:56,360 --> 00:40:00,399 We were all there: Sinatra, Dean Martin, - 318 00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:05,230 - Madame Pompidou, Kissinger, Victor Borge. 319 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:09,638 - And Jackie. - Well, dear lady... 320 00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:15,640 - Margarita de la Bona Fide. - Mrs de la Bona Fide. 321 00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:24,119 The first night, Jackie Onassis sat with me. 322 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:31,078 But if you've had any trouble in the meantime, then... 323 00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:42,392 Dear Madam, We must do everything in our power... 324 00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:49,032 We want Rikard to rest in the family grave on the estate. 325 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:54,230 It has been in the family's possession for generations. 326 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:58,239 Little Rikard has played like a cop. 327 00:40:58,440 --> 00:41:03,309 He loved the forests and the large fields. 328 00:41:04,680 --> 00:41:12,268 So we must bring him back to the land of his ancestors. 329 00:41:15,080 --> 00:41:18,993 I understand that so well, madam. 330 00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:23,476 Where do you want him delivered? 331 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:28,549 I was wondering if I could get him now. 332 00:41:28,680 --> 00:41:33,390 The family is waiting for him. - I'll call right away. 333 00:41:43,680 --> 00:41:46,797 Can he sit in the front? 334 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:11,908 - Is he downstairs? - No, he's there. 335 00:42:12,080 --> 00:42:16,631 God no! What do you want to do then? 336 00:42:16,760 --> 00:42:20,070 You have to ask about that. 337 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:26,548 'Whatever has been on Rikard's back, it's gone up in smoke. 338 00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:30,798 Poor Rikard, to end that way. 339 00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:37,797 And yet! 340 00:42:40,120 --> 00:42:46,309 Now you have to sit still. You want to look cute, right? 341 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:52,396 - Yes, come in and sit down. - Hey, you little toddler. 342 00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:57,076 God, it's you, Viktor. 343 00:42:57,280 --> 00:43:02,957 Buses, you have no idea how I've been thinking of you. 344 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:08,791 You have not changed your mind, have you? Are you letting me in anyway? 345 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:11,798 That's not my style. 346 00:43:11,920 --> 00:43:16,596 What about the hunting motif with the fox going in the cave? Won't say where. 347 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:21,350 Otherwise, thank you, I've known one tattoo fool, you know. 348 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:28,830 Yes, poor Rikard. I heard about it on the bus. 349 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:33,039 I had to go straight home and go to bed. 350 00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:36,152 A lovely boy. 351 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,353 - And a good customer? - Good? He was the best. 352 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:47,511 You've seen his torso yourself, honey. A monument to my work. 353 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:53,033 A shame you did not make his upper body fireproof! 354 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:58,553 Now you must sit still with the little arm, sweet darling or it will be ruined. 355 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:06,556 I was thinking... if Rikard has been here lately? 356 00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:12,152 Sweet friend, he ran in and out of here. Four times a month. 357 00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:18,469 - The same nonsense every time? - Girl names, hearts, phone numbers. 358 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:25,551 - On the back? - Nah, on his arm. 359 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:31,710 Yes, it should definitely be on his arm. 360 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:35,799 I honestly think he fell somewhat out of style. 361 00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,798 The last 4 times he had "larvae" with him. 362 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:41,878 I was going to tattoo hearts on them too. 363 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:49,395 - What should it say? - Don't remember, numbers, letters... 364 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:53,479 - Can t you remember any of it? - No... 365 00:44:53,600 --> 00:45:00,950 - Not even the girls' names? - You know, that's not me. 366 00:45:01,080 --> 00:45:05,392 No, it's not you. To hell! 367 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:11,550 Aarh no, now I spelled mom with "d." 368 00:45:11,680 --> 00:45:14,558 Never mind, we're making a butterfly. 369 00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:22,119 Imagine tattooing the name of the bank and the account number on the 4 broads. 370 00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,949 - It proves one thing. - Where the money is? 371 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:29,789 That he could charm the panties of anyone. 372 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,949 That he could charm the panties of anyone. 373 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:33,117 Even the prioress at a convent. 374 00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:36,949 No, do not ash on Rikard. 375 00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:42,314 - Are you afraid he's gaining weight? - Let me have the memories. 376 00:45:42,440 --> 00:45:46,399 Now it's about finding the 4 bitches. 377 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:53,392 See the chest! There are as many women as the cobblestones in Vesterbro. 378 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:57,354 Talking about memories. His robe, may I have it? 379 00:45:57,480 --> 00:46:02,110 I have to pick it up in person. 380 00:46:15,200 --> 00:46:18,158 Ugh, ugh, ugh...! 381 00:46:18,280 --> 00:46:22,558 Away, away! A magnifying glass! 382 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:32,558 Connie, 42 11 19. 383 00:46:33,440 --> 00:46:38,116 Majbritt, 28 66 45. 384 00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:43,394 Merete, 51 66 12. What does it say? 385 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:48,549 22 88 40, Janne. 386 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:55,556 "I put it in the back," he said. 387 00:46:55,680 --> 00:47:00,834 On the back of the toilet door! That was what he meant. 388 00:47:00,960 --> 00:47:04,236 Majbritt, Connie, Merete, Janne. 389 00:47:04,360 --> 00:47:11,198 4 phone numbers for 4 gals with tatooes. Will you note it? 390 00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,391 Could I talk to Ms. Connie... 391 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:27,038 - They're talking to Connie Soerensen. - They're talking to lawyer Gravesen. 392 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:30,789 The company Gravesen, Gravlund & Gravballe. 393 00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:35,596 - I would like to talk to you. - About what? 394 00:47:35,720 --> 00:47:40,589 It's about... something quite personal. 395 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:46,238 Then came my work on the main railway station. 396 00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:02,357 The express train to Helsingoer, Gothenburg and Oslo - 397 00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:06,314 departs from platform 2. 398 00:48:07,160 --> 00:48:12,951 The train to Kalundborg departs in 4 minutes from platform 3. 399 00:48:17,160 --> 00:48:22,951 - Miss Connie Soerensen? - God, startled me. Yes, it is me. 400 00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:29,952 My name is lawyer Gravesen, Gravesen, Gravlund & Gravballe. 401 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:36,793 - It was me who called you. - �What do you want? This is for employees only. 402 00:48:36,920 --> 00:48:42,950 My business is of an extremely pleasant nature. 403 00:48:43,160 --> 00:48:46,630 - For them. - Oh... 404 00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,072 The high-speed train from Aalborg 15.15 is delayed by 20 minutes. 405 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,351 What is it about? 406 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:58,519 Do you see, I'm representing our deceased client - 407 00:48:58,640 --> 00:49:02,189 - director Rikard Abelsteen. 408 00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:07,952 Richard? Aah, he was so adorable. 409 00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:13,951 Everything about him was so beautiful. He had the biggest... 410 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:19,518 ... the greatest understanding I have encountered in a man. 411 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:23,793 I actually died myself when I heard about the accident. 412 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:27,356 Hello? Yeah, okay. 413 00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:33,157 We regret that the S-train traffic has been temporarily stopped - 414 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:36,192 - due to power failure. 415 00:49:36,320 --> 00:49:39,949 - You hear, they feel with us. - Yes. 416 00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:46,269 - They must not be upset. - I loved him so much. 417 00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:50,353 - I think it was reciprocated. - Why do you think that? 418 00:49:50,480 --> 00:49:57,716 Because in his will he has considered you with a considerable sum. 419 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:01,958 Has Rikard? That can't be true, wosies. 420 00:50:02,080 --> 00:50:04,958 Hello? Okay. 421 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:11,428 A little boy, Brian, has been brought into the stationmaster's office. 422 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:14,711 How much? 423 00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:19,595 First of all, as executor, I must make sure you're a Connie, - 424 00:50:19,720 --> 00:50:23,508 - as my deceased client mentions. 425 00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:27,952 They can see my health insurance certificate. 426 00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,949 I think there must be a safer way - 427 00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:36,118 - to identify you on what? 428 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:41,360 - Who told you that? - Yes, who... 429 00:50:41,480 --> 00:50:44,517 We had received a few items. Otherwise I would never! 430 00:50:44,640 --> 00:50:50,033 The high-speed train to Gothenburg and Oslo departs from platform 2. 431 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:53,470 There is no dining car with the train. 432 00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:59,630 If I am not wrong, this is probably a tattooed mark which a quick peek can do it. 433 00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:04,629 They do not want me to show my bare ass?! 434 00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:11,029 - Oh no! Well, that's where it's sitting. 435 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:18,350 - Then you may understand better... - Your embarrassment honors you. 436 00:51:18,480 --> 00:51:25,352 - But for DKK 150,000? - DKK 150,000! 437 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:29,955 No, I do not belong to that kind of girls. 438 00:51:30,080 --> 00:51:34,870 Why don't we go and get a few drinks? 439 00:51:35,000 --> 00:51:39,357 - Sorry I'm late. - Hey, Bodil. 440 00:51:39,480 --> 00:51:45,271 I think I have the solution to the problem. 441 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:54,391 They just need to take a picture of the tattoo. 442 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:59,958 Up on the stool, down on the knees, and then... right? 443 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,790 - You cannot do that. - For DKK 150,000? 444 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:07,957 There is obviously no way around it. 445 00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:16,789 As executor, I will have the estate bear this expense. 446 00:52:24,360 --> 00:52:30,959 When I stand like that on the chair, I cannot get the money in the machine. 447 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:36,552 Put yourself in the right position, and I'll put the coins in. 448 00:52:38,160 --> 00:52:41,948 - Now I am ready! - Fine. 449 00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:52,039 - Can I come out now? - Wait a minute. 450 00:52:52,200 --> 00:52:56,990 I would like to see the pictures first to assure you didn't move. 451 00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:12,790 God save me. 452 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:18,233 That's my wife. She is going to Backindia. 453 00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:28,518 The clump...! 454 00:53:43,184 --> 00:53:46,574 Then get out! 455 00:53:52,784 --> 00:53:56,823 - What do you want to do with me? - Support DSB. 456 00:53:56,944 --> 00:54:02,064 You will be part of the concrete foundation for the bridge over there. 457 00:54:02,184 --> 00:54:08,578 - I see... - May I invite you on a little trip? 458 00:54:08,704 --> 00:54:14,939 Come with me, Moeller. You cannot stand to see blood. 459 00:54:16,624 --> 00:54:20,583 How is your boss a charming human being. 460 00:54:35,464 --> 00:54:38,422 Continue. 461 00:54:38,544 --> 00:54:42,503 The other side, you idiot. 462 00:55:22,704 --> 00:55:25,662 Come on, Viktor. 463 00:55:27,184 --> 00:55:30,381 Stop! 464 00:55:34,024 --> 00:55:40,577 Arthur, could you imagine half of 10 million Swedish crowns? 465 00:55:40,704 --> 00:55:43,980 Turn around in 5 seconds, then it's yours. 466 00:55:44,104 --> 00:55:49,781 - Where do you want to get them from? - Yes, you understand... 467 00:55:49,984 --> 00:55:54,933 Rikard and I ran into an Italian and his daughter. 468 00:55:55,064 --> 00:55:59,376 We lured them into the castle in Stockholm. 469 00:55:59,504 --> 00:56:03,941 There we arranged for her to get married - 470 00:56:04,064 --> 00:56:07,773 - with the Royal Majesty. 471 00:56:07,984 --> 00:56:12,933 - Do you not believe me? - I admire you. 472 00:56:13,064 --> 00:56:17,421 Even at the moment of death, you are trying on a scam number. 473 00:56:17,544 --> 00:56:21,935 Give me... just one more minute. 474 00:56:22,064 --> 00:56:27,092 I need to exchange a few words with my Creator, prepare him. 475 00:57:25,184 --> 00:57:30,861 Aah, off, off, off...! 476 00:57:40,544 --> 00:57:43,934 Where the hell is he? 477 00:57:44,064 --> 00:57:48,057 We go out and look for him. 478 00:57:52,064 --> 00:57:55,022 Arthur...! 479 00:57:55,384 --> 00:57:58,342 Arthur...! 480 00:58:05,824 --> 00:58:08,782 Arthur...! 481 00:58:18,544 --> 00:58:24,938 - It was beautifully done. - Now we only need one thing. 482 00:58:25,064 --> 00:58:28,579 To get at Viktor Viffer-Hansen! 483 00:58:55,704 --> 00:59:00,175 What the hell is wrong with my mailbox? 484 00:59:45,184 --> 00:59:48,142 (cat meows) 485 00:59:48,264 --> 00:59:54,214 Oh... Kitty, kitty, come here. 486 01:00:07,744 --> 01:00:09,700 Kitty, kitty, go away! 487 01:00:09,824 --> 01:00:13,942 Mentally retarded cat, in 5 minutes... 488 01:00:39,024 --> 01:00:45,293 Now I have given him the dairy treatment, Mr Moeller. In a moment he will... 489 01:00:52,624 --> 01:00:56,173 (there is a big bang) 490 01:01:07,984 --> 01:01:13,342 Lawyer Gravesen, I'm sorry for poor Rikard. 491 01:01:13,464 --> 01:01:16,774 - They were close to him? - Yes. 492 01:01:16,904 --> 01:01:22,661 But I'm getting married tomorrow and traveling to South America. 493 01:01:22,784 --> 01:01:25,935 - Honeymoon? - No, I have to live there. 494 01:01:26,064 --> 01:01:30,774 - Always? - Yes, counting on it... I have to run. 495 01:01:30,904 --> 01:01:33,941 Goodbye. 496 01:01:35,824 --> 01:01:38,782 Dammit! 497 01:01:42,824 --> 01:01:45,782 - Watch and Hear. - Picture Gazaette. 498 01:01:47,144 --> 01:01:49,499 The Barber Gazette! 499 01:01:51,224 --> 01:01:54,933 Congratulations! Congratulations! - Thanks. 500 01:01:57,824 --> 01:02:01,942 Can I? Well... 501 01:02:06,384 --> 01:02:10,935 Well, I do not really know... 502 01:02:18,744 --> 01:02:22,419 Should it have went in under the table? 503 01:02:22,544 --> 01:02:28,096 If you step back a little, the press can get a picture. 504 01:02:34,544 --> 01:02:37,502 Not now. Wait! 505 01:02:39,984 --> 01:02:43,340 That's fine... Thank you. 506 01:02:46,104 --> 01:02:49,062 We better go around a bit. 507 01:03:08,384 --> 01:03:11,774 Here you go, the next lady! 508 01:03:11,984 --> 01:03:15,772 That you could do it! On her wedding day! 509 01:03:15,984 --> 01:03:20,341 It was my 10 million. against her 2. 510 01:03:20,544 --> 01:03:25,174 - QUE 628... - That does not mean anything to me either. 511 01:03:25,304 --> 01:03:29,183 Not until I've seen the last 2 butts. 512 01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:33,183 Merete Kroell Knudsen, daughter of the shipowner. 513 01:03:33,304 --> 01:03:38,742 - He calls the cops. - He scratched off 1/2 year ago. 514 01:03:38,864 --> 01:03:42,573 The mother is a von Baumbille. 515 01:03:42,704 --> 01:03:49,177 A von Baumbille always lacks servants. 516 01:03:49,384 --> 01:03:53,343 - Go ahead, take a seat. - Thanks. 517 01:03:54,824 --> 01:03:59,614 After all, their references are neat. 518 01:03:59,744 --> 01:04:04,943 15 years with Baroness Lejonsvans in Blekinge. 519 01:04:05,064 --> 01:04:09,933 - Reportedly an adorable human being. - Right to the last. 520 01:04:10,064 --> 01:04:16,060 Then 8 years with Chancellor Adenauer in Bonn. And since? 521 01:04:16,184 --> 01:04:19,938 After the death of the Chancellor, I had to take a sabbatical. 522 01:04:20,064 --> 01:04:24,933 Then I nursed my mother, but now she's gone too. 523 01:04:25,064 --> 01:04:30,092 - I am sorry. - That is the way we all go. 524 01:04:30,224 --> 01:04:37,175 -Aah, I'll die if I don't get some tea. -Our new waiter-drivers Offenburg. 525 01:04:37,304 --> 01:04:40,182 God knows how long you will last. 526 01:05:54,024 --> 01:05:58,654 lh... av... av... 527 01:06:06,384 --> 01:06:10,343 Mr. Van Cleef, how nice to see you. 528 01:06:10,464 --> 01:06:12,773 This is Merete, my daughter. 529 01:06:12,904 --> 01:06:16,783 They can speak Danish, my mother is Danish. 530 01:06:16,904 --> 01:06:19,941 How funny. Come on in. Offenburg takes the luggage. 531 01:06:20,064 --> 01:06:23,101 Lovely little place here. 532 01:06:47,904 --> 01:06:51,863 Mr. Vanderbilt shows up on my father's yacht - 533 01:06:51,984 --> 01:06:57,297 - and we're already invited Henry Kissinger, Liz Taylor... 534 01:06:57,424 --> 01:07:01,463 What did your poor mother do? 535 01:07:01,664 --> 01:07:04,622 - A little persuasive, madam? - No thanks, Offenburg. 536 01:07:04,744 --> 01:07:09,135 My dad went ashore and bought a bigger yacht. 537 01:07:09,264 --> 01:07:12,301 Offenburg, I would like a little salmon. 538 01:07:12,424 --> 01:07:17,703 One should never disappoint one's friends for a lousy 1/2 million dollars. 539 01:07:17,824 --> 01:07:23,296 Merete, Arnold's father was a good friend of your father. 540 01:07:23,424 --> 01:07:27,133 - It is said. - A little flood-horseradish. 541 01:07:27,264 --> 01:07:31,462 My dad said: Make the trip around Denmark - 542 01:07:31,584 --> 01:07:36,294 - and greet the shipowner Kroell Knudsen's family. 543 01:07:36,424 --> 01:07:41,544 Thank you, Offenburg... Arnold, it was beautiful of you to come. 544 01:07:41,664 --> 01:07:45,293 Merete and I see too few people, right? 545 01:07:45,424 --> 01:07:53,456 Yes, otherwise nothing will ever happen here. ... Thanks, no horseradish. 546 01:07:53,584 --> 01:07:56,462 Is this your first visit to Denmark? 547 01:07:56,584 --> 01:08:00,179 I come mostly to the Middle East to look after our oil. 548 01:08:00,304 --> 01:08:05,298 A little more wine, Offenburg... 549 01:08:05,424 --> 01:08:11,420 I do not remember my husband talking about your father. 550 01:08:11,544 --> 01:08:17,016 Otherwise, they may think they had something in common. They were buddies. 551 01:08:17,144 --> 01:08:23,936 Papa cried when he was told that the shipowner had left. 552 01:08:24,064 --> 01:08:29,218 Going away... How moving. Did your father take it so near? 553 01:08:29,344 --> 01:08:33,337 And all the big plans they're going to make together. 554 01:08:33,464 --> 01:08:37,298 Your husband must have told you about Captain Morgan's treasure? 555 01:08:37,424 --> 01:08:40,097 Offenburg! 556 01:08:40,224 --> 01:08:46,060 Sorry, ma'am... It's been given 1/2 hour too little. 557 01:08:46,184 --> 01:08:50,894 Captain Morgan's treasure... My husband did not believe it. 558 01:08:51,024 --> 01:08:55,415 Not in the beginning. But he was convinced, - 559 01:08:55,544 --> 01:09:00,060 - when he saw the map showing where the treasure is. 560 01:09:00,184 --> 01:09:03,574 How did you know the map was genuine? 561 01:09:03,704 --> 01:09:09,779 Papa carried it to The National Physical Laboratory. 562 01:09:09,904 --> 01:09:15,456 There they gave the carbon 14 test. It said the year 1665. 563 01:09:15,584 --> 01:09:18,621 How interesting. 564 01:09:18,744 --> 01:09:21,577 The ink was 40% oak bile. 565 01:09:21,704 --> 01:09:25,902 The parchment was made from the skin of the capretto goat. 566 01:09:26,024 --> 01:09:30,893 But you should not take chances with 8 million dollars. 567 01:09:31,104 --> 01:09:37,737 Maybe a little more, maybe a little less. But every thing must be examined carefully. 568 01:09:50,944 --> 01:09:57,463 - Could the lord imagine a little one? - Very kind, Offenburg. 569 01:09:57,584 --> 01:10:02,374 - Is this Picasso real? - Everything in this house is genuine. 570 01:10:02,504 --> 01:10:05,974 With one or two exceptions. 571 01:10:06,104 --> 01:10:09,335 - lce? -Thanks. 572 01:10:12,104 --> 01:10:15,062 - Soda? - A few drops. 573 01:10:22,744 --> 01:10:26,100 That's how I like it too. 574 01:10:26,224 --> 01:10:30,854 What are you doing? 575 01:10:40,944 --> 01:10:46,064 - Aah yeah. Cheers, you old man! - Who do you think you are? 576 01:10:46,184 --> 01:10:52,623 I know who I am, but who are you? 577 01:10:52,824 --> 01:10:59,377 Arnold Van Cleef, son of Jeremiah Van Cleef, Houston, Texas. 578 01:10:59,504 --> 01:11:06,376 The closest you've been to Texas was when you saw Bonanza on TV. 579 01:11:06,504 --> 01:11:11,055 - What do you think you are doing? - aHa-ha-ha. 580 01:11:11,184 --> 01:11:17,703 The one with Captain Morgan and the treasure... It's not working. 581 01:11:17,824 --> 01:11:25,219 Captain Morgan and the Treasure... it's a story I've invented. 582 01:11:25,344 --> 01:11:32,056 - Viktor Hansen. - Then not... Viffer-Hansen? 583 01:11:32,504 --> 01:11:36,258 - Cheers. - Damn! 584 01:11:37,744 --> 01:11:43,137 .If I knew it was your area, I would not have shown up. 585 01:11:43,264 --> 01:11:48,179 - What did you expect from this? - Approx. 50,000. 586 01:11:48,304 --> 01:11:53,981 100,000 if you do me a favor. Can you take photos? 587 01:11:54,104 --> 01:11:59,895 - Want something special? - Merete's left buttocks. 588 01:12:00,024 --> 01:12:07,214 - Are you in the porn industry? - Uh, I'll leave that to the Clump. 589 01:12:09,504 --> 01:12:15,261 Come on, Arnie boy. Was that strip poker you said? 590 01:12:15,384 --> 01:12:20,139 - What about your mother? - She is stiff from acid. 591 01:12:20,264 --> 01:12:26,612 Whiskey in the vermouth, vodka in the soup, cognac in the sauce, and rum in the cheese. 592 01:12:26,744 --> 01:12:29,019 (clock strikes) 593 01:12:30,104 --> 01:12:35,303 - 4 kings. - 4 ace's! 594 01:12:35,504 --> 01:12:38,302 Get rid of the pillow, Arnold. 595 01:12:38,504 --> 01:12:42,463 - Anything the lords want? - Yes, a real partner. 596 01:12:42,664 --> 01:12:47,454 - Can you play strip poker? - Yes. 597 01:13:00,944 --> 01:13:05,062 I have to straighten up and stretch my legs a bit. 598 01:13:07,784 --> 01:13:15,054 Sit down and give cards. The collar is still missing. 599 01:13:15,264 --> 01:13:18,813 Ms. Merete, are you not going to bed soon? 600 01:13:18,944 --> 01:13:23,893 Uha, what was that? The necklace... 601 01:13:24,024 --> 01:13:30,054 We could also play about who should pick up the next bottle. 602 01:13:30,184 --> 01:13:37,056 Now you're going too far. That's your job, Offenburg. 603 01:13:38,744 --> 01:13:41,895 Cheers, Offenburg. 604 01:13:43,504 --> 01:13:46,462 Merete... 605 01:13:46,584 --> 01:13:49,382 Aah...! 606 01:14:14,304 --> 01:14:17,455 Ow ow ow... 607 01:14:34,744 --> 01:14:40,057 - He's on his way now. - Okay... 608 01:14:40,184 --> 01:14:43,221 We're waiting by the wagon. 609 01:14:56,304 --> 01:14:59,102 ldiot! 610 01:15:20,344 --> 01:15:25,657 QUE 384, DEC 426. 611 01:15:25,784 --> 01:15:32,781 OMO 9... No, I have to see Janne's tattoo. I do not understand it. 612 01:15:32,904 --> 01:15:39,252 - Hey... did you get it? - I made the stamps. 613 01:15:39,384 --> 01:15:42,854 Here is the letter from the Ministry of Defense. 614 01:15:42,984 --> 01:15:46,943 And here is your identification. 615 01:16:09,504 --> 01:16:13,383 The Ministry of Defense has announced my arrival, hasn't it? 616 01:16:13,504 --> 01:16:18,055 Yes, the letter came this morning. It went quickly for once. 617 01:16:18,184 --> 01:16:24,578 - My motto is, ma'am...? - Sergeant Bentsen. I'm in charge temporarely. 618 01:16:24,704 --> 01:16:31,337 "Do not set up for tomorrow what you can do today." 619 01:16:31,464 --> 01:16:35,980 That is as true as it has been said, Colonel Mollerup. 620 01:16:36,104 --> 01:16:39,141 They're having a good time here, huh? 621 01:16:39,264 --> 01:16:44,019 Yes... as far as I understand, the Ministry of Defense has granted - 622 01:16:44,144 --> 01:16:48,774 an amount for the renovation of the premises. 623 01:16:48,904 --> 01:16:55,935 Yes, I was asked to follow the training for 1 day. 624 01:16:56,064 --> 01:17:00,103 That with the training becomes difficult. 625 01:17:00,224 --> 01:17:07,255 It is forbidden to have men in the area during training. 626 01:17:07,384 --> 01:17:11,696 To older lotteries can also participate. 627 01:17:11,824 --> 01:17:15,419 Older lotteries... 628 01:17:15,544 --> 01:17:20,777 - Joking aside. - Yes, why not. Let's tour it. 629 01:17:23,584 --> 01:17:29,534 Right...! We have a visit from Colonel Mollerup from the Ministry of Defense. 630 01:17:29,664 --> 01:17:33,942 He must inspect the rooms, which must be put in order - 631 01:17:34,064 --> 01:17:40,094 - in accordance with the rules of order. Dismissed! 632 01:17:43,544 --> 01:17:46,775 We can visit the bedrooms now. 633 01:17:46,904 --> 01:17:51,375 I've already caused you too much trouble. 634 01:17:51,504 --> 01:17:55,383 I'll probably have to take care of this myself. 635 01:17:55,504 --> 01:18:02,023 Yes sir! The rooms are the same. There is the same thing in everyone. 636 01:18:02,144 --> 01:18:05,181 Dismissed! 637 01:18:06,584 --> 01:18:09,542 That's something you think. 638 01:18:20,584 --> 01:18:24,782 - (knocks) - Come in! 639 01:18:25,824 --> 01:18:28,782 Colonel Mollerup, Defense Command. 640 01:18:28,904 --> 01:18:32,533 - I have to inspect. - Yes sir. Private Frederiksen. 641 01:18:32,744 --> 01:18:36,373 Well, You sleep 4 in here. 642 01:18:36,504 --> 01:18:41,532 We should see to it that it is converted into single rooms with a shower. 643 01:18:41,664 --> 01:18:45,213 And what are the names of the 3 other girls? 644 01:18:45,344 --> 01:18:50,213 Here I lie, and Andersen, and here Holm and Sjoett. 645 01:18:50,344 --> 01:18:55,372 I have a greeting from my daughter to someone named Janne. 646 01:18:55,504 --> 01:19:00,942 - Sjoett is called Janne. - It was not Sjoett. 647 01:19:01,064 --> 01:19:07,776 Then there is Janne Larsen further down the hall. And Marianne Holeby. 648 01:19:07,904 --> 01:19:13,376 Now I have made my observations. Are you busy? 649 01:19:13,504 --> 01:19:17,179 I have to write a letter before I go to bed. 650 01:19:17,304 --> 01:19:20,774 - When are you going there? - At 10. 651 01:19:20,904 --> 01:19:25,102 Will you show me where the other Janners live? 652 01:19:25,224 --> 01:19:28,216 - Of course. - Excellent! 653 01:19:29,584 --> 01:19:35,375 I dare not come home without having conveyed that greeting. 654 01:19:37,464 --> 01:19:42,538 I think Private Larsen ... Janne, is lying there. 655 01:19:42,664 --> 01:19:47,374 Here is Larsen and there Holeby. First they lay in the upper one. 656 01:19:47,584 --> 01:19:51,372 But it became dangerous. She weighs 87 kilos. 657 01:19:51,584 --> 01:19:55,099 - Thanks. - It was so little, Colonel. 658 01:20:05,624 --> 01:20:12,257 In all the kingdoms and countries to which I in the world go 659 01:20:12,384 --> 01:20:20,416 I fainted "with an open forehead for what I really think... 660 01:20:41,984 --> 01:20:45,533 The colonel said we would have our own room with a bath. 661 01:20:45,664 --> 01:20:48,622 He had a greeting to a Janne. 662 01:20:48,744 --> 01:20:52,578 - Sjoett, do you know a Mollerup? - No. 663 01:21:47,424 --> 01:21:50,382 Is that you, Holm? 664 01:21:51,504 --> 01:21:56,100 Why can you not pee before going to bed? 665 01:22:50,824 --> 01:22:53,497 Is there anybody? 666 01:22:58,144 --> 01:23:01,534 Run, run, run... 667 01:23:22,784 --> 01:23:27,904 Everyone held! Ready to heat up... now! 668 01:23:50,984 --> 01:23:53,817 And held it. 669 01:23:53,944 --> 01:23:57,698 Ready to jump over horse. 670 01:23:57,824 --> 01:24:01,703 First jumper, go ahead. 671 01:24:04,624 --> 01:24:07,263 Fine. 672 01:24:07,384 --> 01:24:10,296 Powerful. 673 01:24:13,224 --> 01:24:16,182 lh... aah... aah... 674 01:24:16,784 --> 01:24:20,459 Then we move on to the next exercise: the ropes. 675 01:24:20,584 --> 01:24:23,860 The 6 first ready! 676 01:24:32,384 --> 01:24:36,536 No, now I have to show how simple it is. 677 01:24:36,664 --> 01:24:43,376 You grab the rope with your right foot, then to the left, and then to the air. 678 01:24:43,504 --> 01:24:50,455 This is done in cooperation between hands and feet. 679 01:24:58,824 --> 01:25:02,783 Let me then see who comes up to me first. 680 01:25:08,904 --> 01:25:12,021 031 BAN... 031 BAN... 681 01:25:46,624 --> 01:25:50,173 Afterwards, it looks easy. 682 01:25:58,664 --> 01:26:02,703 Now I have packed. Also your red socks. 683 01:26:02,824 --> 01:26:06,783 What would I do without you? 684 01:26:07,824 --> 01:26:12,614 What's wrong? What have I done now? 685 01:26:12,824 --> 01:26:19,172 - Now it's all over. - No, I'll be back. 686 01:26:21,504 --> 01:26:27,977 Viktor... Moeller, him the Clump, does he not have a gray sports car? 687 01:26:28,104 --> 01:26:34,703 - Why do you ask about that? - There is one opposite. 688 01:26:40,544 --> 01:26:46,062 It does not look good. Just hand me the binoculars. 689 01:26:53,504 --> 01:26:58,737 Whoa... it's him. 690 01:26:59,504 --> 01:27:03,702 God knows how I come alive from here? 691 01:27:07,424 --> 01:27:10,814 (taxi honks) 692 01:28:18,024 --> 01:28:21,983 - Is it the train over Basel? - Yes. 693 01:28:22,104 --> 01:28:26,495 Could you show me the compartment with mothers of toddlers? 694 01:28:26,624 --> 01:28:31,061 - Right there, madam. - Thank you. 695 01:29:38,624 --> 01:29:43,618 lnterzug vor Zurich. The train leaves immediately. 696 01:30:00,464 --> 01:30:04,980 Hello, it's not working. They must not come in here. 697 01:30:05,104 --> 01:30:08,574 It is only for mothers with young children. 698 01:30:08,704 --> 01:30:14,574 I have a small child who needs to be breastfed. 699 01:30:15,864 --> 01:30:22,576 Hello, Viktor. I give breast now. You seemed to need a travel party. 700 01:30:22,784 --> 01:30:27,414 Moeller! You can't do me any harm - 701 01:30:27,544 --> 01:30:31,253 - in the company of a nice German lady, right? 702 01:30:31,384 --> 01:30:36,504 - What kind of a German lady? - Hey, Viktor. 703 01:30:36,624 --> 01:30:39,582 Hello... Goodbye. 704 01:30:39,704 --> 01:30:44,573 Do not worry, Viktor. It is quickly over. 705 01:30:44,704 --> 01:30:49,061 In a little while we come to a long, black tunnel. 706 01:30:51,704 --> 01:30:55,982 Moeller, I think we should have a little one. 707 01:30:56,344 --> 01:31:02,863 - We do not need to have a small one. - Should I short-circuit the current now? 708 01:31:02,984 --> 01:31:08,012 It's your fault that 2 of my boys are in their graves. 709 01:31:09,024 --> 01:31:11,982 - I don't know what you mean... - Poor Viktor. 710 01:31:13,024 --> 01:31:17,415 Moeller, on my honor. Let me fall dead about. 711 01:31:17,544 --> 01:31:20,661 It should not last long. 712 01:31:21,104 --> 01:31:24,301 Now comes the tunnel. 713 01:31:30,624 --> 01:31:34,583 Do come in. There is a lot of space here. 714 01:31:37,464 --> 01:31:40,456 Are you a nun? 715 01:31:45,024 --> 01:31:47,982 Arhhh! 716 01:32:30,184 --> 01:32:36,578 (trying to speak French) 717 01:33:25,944 --> 01:33:30,301 God, it was just a joke. 718 01:33:32,184 --> 01:33:39,738 - Don Luigi, just one last word? - Dino, let the gentleman speak. 719 01:33:41,704 --> 01:33:44,935 Thanks. 720 01:33:45,064 --> 01:33:48,136 Try to see here. 721 01:33:55,184 --> 01:33:58,733 We could sell Venice. It's sinking anyway. 722 01:33:58,944 --> 01:34:04,143 With the palace, the pigeons, the gondolas and all. 723 01:34:06,184 --> 01:34:09,142 - To whom? - I have a customer. 724 01:34:09,264 --> 01:34:14,577 Awesome...! This will outcompete Disney Land. 725 01:34:14,704 --> 01:34:19,653 Venice in Texas will be the most amazing sight in America. 726 01:34:19,784 --> 01:34:22,776 They are absolutely right. 727 01:34:22,904 --> 01:34:27,295 But we must have the pope's approval. 728 01:34:27,424 --> 01:34:30,734 Congratulations. 729 01:34:30,944 --> 01:34:34,732 The Pope has given his blessing. 730 01:34:34,864 --> 01:34:37,822 Thank you. Thank you! 731 01:34:37,944 --> 01:34:42,654 And... They have brought the 750... 732 01:34:44,184 --> 01:34:47,733 ... million dollars? 733 01:34:47,864 --> 01:34:51,459 Lucy, give t he padre the money. 734 01:34:52,784 --> 01:34:55,742 Thanks. 735 01:35:27,344 --> 01:35:30,302 Subtitles by Essery.