1 00:00:00,244 --> 00:00:02,956 Christmas in Crumbland 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:08,278 Christmas candles, snow and a Santa Claus 3 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:12,268 I am fully ready now 4 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:15,676 Will it soon be Christmas Eve? 5 00:00:16,443 --> 00:00:20,394 Here are dad and mom 6 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:24,195 Big sister and a little bro 7 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:28,551 All is fully ready now 8 00:00:28,655 --> 00:00:31,752 Will Santa Claus be coming soon? 9 00:00:31,856 --> 00:00:35,747 Do you believe in Santa Claus? 10 00:00:35,864 --> 00:00:39,713 it will be Christmas again 11 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,798 with elves in the attic 12 00:00:43,887 --> 00:00:46,229 and rice à la almond 13 00:00:49,015 --> 00:00:51,032 - Do you remember yesterday? 14 00:00:51,012 --> 00:00:54,424 Santa Claus doesn't understand that there's only letters from Grunk. 15 00:00:55,730 --> 00:00:57,830 Stella and Nova does magic. 16 00:00:58,040 --> 00:01:00,610 Stop with that elf magic! It's forbidden. 17 00:01:01,529 --> 00:01:03,520 Krumme thinks Stine got sick. 18 00:01:03,712 --> 00:01:07,715 - No, it's the sound you make when meditate. - Med-a-what? 19 00:01:07,987 --> 00:01:12,419 - Here it is. I got to December 3rd. - Mom is behind in her calendar book - 20 00:01:12,659 --> 00:01:16,216 and Grunk just wants to jump into the new date. 21 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:19,044 Now we'll paint that attic with some plastic so it'll stay. 22 00:01:19,906 --> 00:01:23,681 - It's the only thing that'll help. - As you can see, Krumborg was so nice - 23 00:01:23,861 --> 00:01:26,258 to make some nice sets for our nativity play. 24 00:01:26,660 --> 00:01:33,002 - Let's applaud him. - Bent get the decorations. Mom doesn't like them. 25 00:01:33,905 --> 00:01:37,651 Krumme writes a love letter and sends it with Yrsa to Santa. 26 00:01:38,043 --> 00:01:40,937 December 12th "Chimney Sweeper." 27 00:01:44,953 --> 00:01:48,375 - Now that grunpy cow is coming! - Good morning, Viktor. 28 00:01:49,236 --> 00:01:51,517 Good morning... oh, they're still sleeping. 29 00:01:51,982 --> 00:01:55,791 It won't affect me. Well, there it was. 30 00:01:55,800 --> 00:02:01,905 You're sleepy, you're just like big sister, Ingeborg, who likes sleeping in, huh? 31 00:02:02,032 --> 00:02:06,479 Do you know what this is? Viktor, do you know what this is? 32 00:02:06,838 --> 00:02:11,668 It's confectionery, and now we'll listen to some christmas music, okay? 33 00:02:12,253 --> 00:02:16,277 We'll take a quiet and romantic record, you like that, I read that. 34 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,144 I think we'll take it with Poul Reichhardt. 35 00:02:19,678 --> 00:02:24,708 Yes, him you don't know, it was before your time. Handsome, huh? 36 00:02:25,263 --> 00:02:30,849 Ingeborg and I went to the cinema and saw a movie with Poul Reichhardt. 37 00:02:31,394 --> 00:02:34,405 Afterwards, we went to a ball. 38 00:02:38,976 --> 00:02:41,284 - Christmas time shall have its decorations... - She's mean, I want to go away. 39 00:02:41,517 --> 00:02:46,173 - waiting to get started... - You must think I'm an old looney-bin, huh? 40 00:02:46,643 --> 00:02:50,239 Yes, I know, now we should make confectionery, we'll decorate it - 41 00:02:50,443 --> 00:02:54,089 with almonds and walnuts and everything. 42 00:02:56,964 --> 00:03:00,560 You're a real nice bird. If only you could learn to talk. 43 00:03:01,525 --> 00:03:04,780 Crazy cow, crazy cow. 44 00:03:04,862 --> 00:03:09,726 Look here at my mouth. 'Merry Christmas.' 45 00:03:11,495 --> 00:03:15,159 Oh no, what now? 46 00:03:15,594 --> 00:03:20,212 So early in the morning. 6.05 and already noise! 47 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,961 - ... and it smells yellow and burnt. Is it like a summerday... 48 00:03:27,545 --> 00:03:30,263 - Viktor, what will I do? - Give it up, it isn't fun anymore! 49 00:03:30,367 --> 00:03:34,873 - I don't want to! - What are you doing? 50 00:03:35,150 --> 00:03:38,120 Do you realize it's the middle of the night? Are you crazy? 51 00:03:39,477 --> 00:03:41,589 - I don't want to. - Stine, get up now! What did he do? 52 00:03:42,402 --> 00:03:44,580 He took my present. 53 00:03:44,608 --> 00:03:48,989 I wake up by someone rustling, and it's that little worm rumbling in my stocking. 54 00:03:49,847 --> 00:03:52,446 Yes, but do you need to argue in the mine field? 55 00:03:53,232 --> 00:03:56,031 You don't believe Santa, so why do you want the presents? 56 00:03:56,273 --> 00:03:59,652 - It's a pricipal. - You played at the spot of Mrs Olsen's chandelier. 57 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:03,200 Maybe we should install a barb wire fence? 58 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:06,596 Aw, how nice that is, it wasn't there last year. 59 00:04:06,643 --> 00:04:09,904 - Thanks for the mirror. - It's from Santa Claus. 60 00:04:10,085 --> 00:04:12,302 A sleigh with elf children on. 61 00:04:12,814 --> 00:04:15,378 "In many homes there are cookie jars that's used for Christmas. - 62 00:04:15,806 --> 00:04:19,036 Are yours boring or scratched by time's tooth they can be sharpened up. 63 00:04:19,541 --> 00:04:21,577 Wipe the cans with a find sandpaper." 64 00:04:22,118 --> 00:04:26,184 Fine sandpaper... there, yes. 65 00:04:28,521 --> 00:04:30,668 Jens, do we have thin paint? 66 00:04:31,492 --> 00:04:34,124 Just take some thick and thin it down. 67 00:04:35,227 --> 00:04:37,893 Yes, that's smart... that man could really have done something with it. 68 00:04:38,204 --> 00:04:40,947 You can atttach pictures on it, too. Good idea, we'll do that. 69 00:04:42,077 --> 00:04:46,241 Jens, I already got to the 5th-6th of December. 70 00:04:47,568 --> 00:04:50,650 What does it say? Are all the wishes been filled? 71 00:04:51,522 --> 00:04:54,552 Grunk, why are you taking Krumme's present? 72 00:04:57,039 --> 00:05:01,080 - I also want a present from Santa. - But you already got one. 73 00:05:02,042 --> 00:05:04,164 You put that, I saw you purchasing it. 74 00:05:06,511 --> 00:05:09,383 - Do you think it's dumb? - No, I just want from Santa, too. 75 00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:12,825 Yes, but you can't take Krumme's or Stine's present. OK? 76 00:05:15,292 --> 00:05:18,070 I don't want to write him anymore then, if he is that dumb! 77 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:21,977 You don't have to, am sure he gets plenty from tons of other kids. 78 00:05:22,265 --> 00:05:24,765 Yes, he's got stock in the post office. 79 00:05:27,840 --> 00:05:30,012 Krumme, you need to get up. Santa Claus is here. 80 00:05:30,120 --> 00:05:34,192 - Mom! Krumme is gone! - Nonsense. 81 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,673 - He's not under the bed either. - Krumme? 82 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,031 Krumme? 83 00:05:44,239 --> 00:05:46,117 Krumme? 84 00:05:47,799 --> 00:05:52,269 - Jens, wake up! - What is it? 85 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,989 - Krumme is gone. - What are you saying? 86 00:05:55,079 --> 00:05:56,189 He's gone! Where can he be? 87 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:59,257 - He probably just went for a walk. - Not in the middle of the morning, - 88 00:05:59,479 --> 00:06:01,189 He was sleeping when we went to bed. 89 00:06:01,959 --> 00:06:05,668 Yrsa and I had slept in the attic all night. 90 00:06:05,879 --> 00:06:09,269 It was weird. I almost didn't dare to wake her. 91 00:06:09,479 --> 00:06:13,950 Maybe it had already worked that we had written to Santa together. 92 00:06:14,159 --> 00:06:18,789 Maybe the whole Santa Claus family was sitting in our chimney. 93 00:06:23,959 --> 00:06:26,234 No Santa Claus. Bummer. 94 00:06:31,719 --> 00:06:35,679 - What is it? - I was hoping that Santa would come. 95 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:42,399 What time is it? You idiot! My mom will be furious! All that Santa nonsense! 96 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,069 It's really tough to believe in Santa Claus. 97 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:48,751 I have to go and look for him. Call the police. 98 00:06:49,280 --> 00:06:50,751 And say what? 99 00:06:50,959 --> 00:06:56,158 Calm down. He'll show up. He's probably sitting somewhere dreaming. 100 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,316 - Mom, can I have his present? - No, you can't. 101 00:06:59,420 --> 00:07:02,799 - Krumme, where have you been? - I woke early, so went for a walk. 102 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:06,833 - That's what I said. - You can't do that. We've been so worried. 103 00:07:07,040 --> 00:07:09,235 I didn't want to wake you. 104 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:13,672 Shouldn't we have some breakfast, since we're up early anyway? 105 00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:16,837 You know, in one week and one day, we have our holiday vacation. 106 00:07:20,879 --> 00:07:23,337 Yes. Well... 107 00:07:23,879 --> 00:07:27,837 Maybe everyone are right when they say I got too much imagination. 108 00:07:37,879 --> 00:07:43,537 But I believe that Santa will come. Someday our letters will work. 109 00:07:43,879 --> 00:07:48,537 Maybe something happens in our yard, and the snow is up to the rooftop. 110 00:07:49,079 --> 00:07:55,837 No, it won't work everytime, but at Santa there's snow, a lot of snow! 111 00:08:02,760 --> 00:08:05,319 What is that? 112 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:07,397 What was what? 113 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:10,717 - What is what? - I was nicely sound asleep. 114 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:13,194 Can't you feel it? 115 00:08:13,399 --> 00:08:17,359 - Look at the Spirit barometer! - Point everything. 116 00:08:17,559 --> 00:08:21,472 Point get up you guys because now things are happening. 117 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:25,369 Bad atmosphere and lies, your colour is hideous and yellow 118 00:08:25,480 --> 00:08:29,636 Leave and shut your eyes, 'cause Christmas is here saying hello. 119 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,069 Jingle bells, Jingle bells 120 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:37,195 - The bad atmosphere was weak? - Yes. It's almost dead. 121 00:08:37,399 --> 00:08:43,076 Can't you feel it at all? Can't you sense the smell of Christmas at all? 122 00:08:43,280 --> 00:08:45,668 That's well. But remember the hat. 123 00:08:46,079 --> 00:08:50,795 It's so embarrasing when you walk around naked. 124 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:54,559 I will remember the hat. 125 00:08:54,600 --> 00:08:57,115 - Christmas hearts! Look! - Christmas heart love. 126 00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:59,115 - Lo-what? - Lo-ve. 127 00:09:00,319 --> 00:09:02,834 - What is it? - You'll learn one day. 128 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:06,235 It's amazing! 129 00:09:06,440 --> 00:09:10,274 It's a real Christmas letter, like I have never seen before. 130 00:09:10,479 --> 00:09:13,519 It's written by lovers. No doubt about it. 131 00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:18,189 And it has the whole Christmas verse from the Big Book. 132 00:09:18,399 --> 00:09:22,279 So that's why the Christmas Spirit has gone up. 133 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:29,398 It's true. "Love Krumme and Yrsa." 134 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:33,354 How peculiar. First Grunk, and now Krumme and Yrsa. 135 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,114 They know the Christmas verse too. 136 00:09:37,319 --> 00:09:40,440 Krumme means Crumbs? Isn't that when there are enough of them, it's bread you can eat? 137 00:09:40,619 --> 00:09:42,440 ... If there's no porridge, that is. 138 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:47,430 Yes. There are plenty of cro-romance and cupids in the air. 139 00:09:47,639 --> 00:09:49,215 - Cu-what? - Cupids. 140 00:09:49,639 --> 00:09:50,915 - Cupid, cupid goes and grins. 141 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,432 - That's something with love as well. - I understand nothing. 142 00:09:55,639 --> 00:10:01,157 You will learn at some point, little Nova. 143 00:10:01,260 --> 00:10:04,629 Then you'll know much more than now where you don't know anything. 144 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:09,397 You understand, love is something you can't see. 145 00:10:09,600 --> 00:10:12,512 - Can you eat it? - No... 146 00:10:12,719 --> 00:10:17,952 - It's invisible threads in the air. - Like a kind of elf? 147 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:22,119 - Yes, love and elfs. - I want to try it. 148 00:10:22,319 --> 00:10:27,599 - Love is not something you joke about. - What are you saying? 149 00:10:27,799 --> 00:10:31,951 Ghastly joking is not something you love about. 150 00:10:32,159 --> 00:10:35,277 Ghastly? Isn't that scary? 151 00:10:35,479 --> 00:10:39,268 Like trolls and rats and mouldy grains. 152 00:10:39,479 --> 00:10:41,948 Joke, joke! 153 00:10:44,039 --> 00:10:49,439 Yes, yes, little Yulle. You must be really happy now with the neat letter. 154 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:52,233 - Stella! Nova! - Stella quiet. 155 00:10:52,440 --> 00:10:56,911 - My mind is a bit tangled. - Tangled? Like a bird's nest? 156 00:10:57,120 --> 00:11:01,454 - I'm really at a loss. - Tweet, tweet! 157 00:11:01,659 --> 00:11:03,115 Be quiet, Stella! 158 00:11:03,319 --> 00:11:05,391 We must go down there again. 159 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:10,957 We got letters from Grunk. And we got a letter from Krumme and Yrsa. 160 00:11:11,159 --> 00:11:15,311 That's where the Christmas Spirit came from, and we must make it spread. 161 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,273 We leave tomorrow. 162 00:11:18,479 --> 00:11:24,155 Because then it's the 13th, and it's not particularly lucky for humans. 163 00:11:24,360 --> 00:11:26,557 But it's very lucky for elfs. 164 00:11:26,760 --> 00:11:29,752 Can you get back to work. 165 00:11:29,959 --> 00:11:33,837 Now I have the love letter. 166 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:37,476 "Gunpowder, blop, blue, pocket..." 167 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:42,800 "Krumme and Yrsa!" And the love letter. 168 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,200 That thing... It can wait til Amigo arrives. 169 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,800 I better fix my stamps. 170 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:05,800 ... never falls silent... 171 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:12,118 In Spain, there is sunshine and palm trees 172 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:18,531 and Senorita and all of the others know what they should call me 173 00:12:18,720 --> 00:12:20,831 ... call you 174 00:12:21,040 --> 00:12:27,238 - Amigo is my name called in Spanish - Spanish. 175 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:33,313 and I prefer it a lot and a lot more than I do my Danish 176 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,813 - Danish one 177 00:12:35,319 --> 00:12:40,757 We're dancing and life is a wonder 178 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:44,236 it's something special 179 00:12:44,439 --> 00:12:48,796 When senorita is in my arms 180 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:53,595 she whispers Spanish in my ear 181 00:12:55,160 --> 00:12:58,435 things that I like to hear 182 00:12:58,639 --> 00:13:01,278 and she gives me a kiss 183 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:13,153 In Denmark, it is cold when it's freezing. - Freezing. 184 00:13:13,880 --> 00:13:18,873 - and all the time everybody walk 'round and are coughing and sneezing. 185 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:26,393 In Spain, it is warm in December 186 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:33,318 did Senorita and all of the others forget me? 187 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:40,756 They're dancing and life is a wonder 188 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,190 it's not so hard 189 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:48,951 when you're under the southern sun 190 00:13:49,160 --> 00:13:54,951 I'm dreaming about my Senorita 191 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:58,709 it was her, who I got bitten by 192 00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,559 when she whispers "Amigo" 193 00:14:03,319 --> 00:14:05,514 Amigo 194 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,550 - Amigo - cha-cha-cha 195 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:14,768 - That helped. - Can I get my Danish pastry back? 196 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:21,393 "The budgerigar loves to fly freely around the house. 197 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,479 Close windows and doors, and let it use its wings." 198 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,479 - It says you can learn how to talk. - She's completely crazy. 199 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,479 "Budgerigars, just like humans learn best under safe surroundings. 200 00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:40,479 Don't pressure the bird. It will quickly learn how to talk under safe surroundings." 201 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:46,479 You are a sensitive bird. And you have such cute eyes, Victor. 202 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:57,479 There you go, little honey. 203 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:04,479 Merry Christmas, Victor. Just fly around the living room. 204 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,479 What now? 205 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,479 Here's my chance at getting away. 206 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:16,479 - Excuse me, but we would like to look at a Christmas tree? 207 00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,779 - What are you saying? A Christmas tree! She probably can't hear well. 208 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:24,479 - I can hear quite well. - Could we have a look at a tree, then? 209 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:28,479 - Do I look like a Christmas tree seller? - Not really. 210 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:31,479 But then who sells the trees in the yard? 211 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,479 - What are you saying? - Look at what you have done! 212 00:15:37,600 --> 00:15:40,479 What a strange place this is. 213 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:46,479 Viktor, Viktor, Viktor... 214 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:49,479 - Victor! Get down here at once! - What's wrong, Mrs Olsen? 215 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,479 Victor flew away! 216 00:15:52,600 --> 00:15:55,579 Perhaps the husband is a pilot. I would fly away too if I was married to her. 217 00:15:55,600 --> 00:15:59,479 - Are you coming, Viktor? - You don't have to say Merry Christmas, Viktor. 218 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,479 There are limits to what one would endure. 219 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:05,479 Would you crawl onto the roof to say Merry Christmas? Would you, Viktor? 220 00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,479 No, I wouldn't. 221 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:12,479 - Come on. - They're losing their marbles. 222 00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:18,479 Good, Nete and Martin will play the donkey. And I play Santa Claus. 223 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:25,479 Not to take from anyone, it's just because I'm the only one who can fit the suit. 224 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,479 It's also a rather boring role. 225 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:35,279 - And then, Sandra you can be... - Little Krumme, did you find Santa, yet? 226 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,479 - If not, you can use your dad. - Shut up! 227 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:42,479 - You remember our deal, don't you? - Don't worry, little Hans. 228 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:47,479 - Small? Like you're one to talk. - Then we need Josef and Maria. 229 00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:48,979 - Who hasn't got a part yet? - Here. 230 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:52,479 - Yes. Yrsa and Krumme, did you get a part? - No. 231 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:56,479 We need an assistant elf and Josef. Hans, you're probably the tallest. 232 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,479 - Try to stand next to Yrsa. - Well, well little Krumme. 233 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:06,479 You're a nice looking couple and you know everything of elfs and Santa. 234 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:11,479 - You can be an assisting elf, okay? - Krumme! Jansen! 235 00:17:12,920 --> 00:17:16,753 Help me! I'm stuck! 236 00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:19,871 I can't see anything! I'm blind! 237 00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:25,671 I wonder what a teacher's salary is on the South Pole? 238 00:17:25,879 --> 00:17:27,949 Little bird, tweet, tweet! 239 00:17:28,159 --> 00:17:30,468 Hello and Merry Christmas. 240 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:37,070 - Svendsen! - Its name is Victor. 241 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:38,111 Stay still! 242 00:17:38,319 --> 00:17:42,038 She really bosses around with the nice man. 243 00:17:44,719 --> 00:17:48,233 Watch out, Svendsen! 244 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,238 Svendsen! Svendsen! 245 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,998 Victor! 246 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,314 Svendsen! 247 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,557 That was horrible! 248 00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:05,039 I really want to crush you and your friends, because I hate Christmas. 249 00:18:05,239 --> 00:18:08,515 And I WILL destroy it for my brother. 250 00:18:11,079 --> 00:18:13,355 It's Svendsen inside the chimney. 251 00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,278 Who else? 252 00:18:17,799 --> 00:18:20,074 But, Mr Svendsen! 253 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:26,034 - Are you hurt, Svendsen? - I don't know. I just got here. 254 00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:28,675 I think I'm somewhat whole. 255 00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:31,349 - What about Victor? - Don't worry about it. 256 00:18:31,879 --> 00:18:33,349 Tell me about it... 257 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:38,228 About Victor... I had it in my hand, but it got away again. 258 00:18:38,319 --> 00:18:41,153 - Nice, Amigo. - Thanks. 259 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:46,673 - You should go to the emergency room. - Thanks, but I just need some peace and quiet. 260 00:18:46,879 --> 00:18:48,837 Right, Amigo. Go up and sell some Christmas trees. 261 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:53,750 - Svendsen, I'll put a band-aid on it. - Band-aids cannot help the soul. 262 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:58,077 Mr Svendsen is overworked and should seek medical help and take some time off. 263 00:18:58,280 --> 00:19:00,191 What about... 264 00:19:00,399 --> 00:19:02,709 Your Advent calendar? We'll take care of it. 265 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:08,390 Don't worry. I promise you that you will win first prize. 266 00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:12,639 - No, I will make some coffee. - With a little brandy on the side. 267 00:19:12,940 --> 00:19:16,877 I wonder what that Bent is up to? 268 00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,716 Don't you want a homebaked cookie, my little friend? 269 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:30,390 - It's Svendsen's cookies. - Yes, but I am helping him, you don't mind that? 270 00:19:33,399 --> 00:19:37,188 Then maybe I can get some peace and quiet? It's not a kindergarten! 271 00:19:39,699 --> 00:19:43,188 - It is a little crooked! - Only in the one side. 272 00:19:43,399 --> 00:19:47,188 It's a family Christmas tree where the kids can dance in the lower side. 273 00:19:47,399 --> 00:19:49,188 - Very clever. - You think so? 274 00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:52,558 - I'll give it to you at a cheap price. - How much? 275 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:55,876 100 crowns. 276 00:19:55,979 --> 00:19:59,358 If you buy it with a stand, you can have it for 75 crowns. 277 00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:03,332 We have a discount offer, if you buy two stands - 278 00:20:03,559 --> 00:20:05,632 you can get it for 50 crowns. 279 00:20:08,559 --> 00:20:10,632 - Can you buy that? - Yes. 280 00:20:11,359 --> 00:20:13,632 It's for my neighbour, she has such a bad taste. 281 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:17,632 - You can have it for 25 crowns. - 50 crowns. 282 00:20:22,559 --> 00:20:24,632 Take the tree and I'll add some Christmas decorations. 283 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,709 - You'll pick it up the day before Christmas Eve. - Yes, Of course. 284 00:20:27,840 --> 00:20:29,709 - I'll put aside for you. - Yes, thank you. 285 00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,511 What do you say now, Bent? I sold one more tree. 286 00:20:33,719 --> 00:20:36,631 What I say? I say up the ass with the Christmas trees. 287 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,389 - I don't think it's possible to do so. - Then I don't give a shit about them. 288 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,636 Isn't it better to use a bathroom? 289 00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:48,153 - There are more important things than trees. - Not if you're a Christmas tree seller. 290 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,316 Now listen: 291 00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,395 - You can't do that. - Of course you can. 292 00:20:54,600 --> 00:21:00,435 - I've never done anything wrong. - You're selling stolen trees. 293 00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:04,679 Dumb, dumber, dumbest. We stole the trees out in the forest. 294 00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:08,713 - You said it was your forest. - Yes, yes. 295 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,469 I was wrong. It can happen to anyone of us. 296 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:15,068 But you're in it, whether you wish to or not. 297 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:20,718 If you tell anyone, you're going to jail. And then you can kiss Senorita goodbye. 298 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:24,275 - Can't I just get my money, so I can leave? - No way. 299 00:21:24,479 --> 00:21:28,916 - I don't like it, Bent. - Of course, you can. Just do as I say. 300 00:21:30,520 --> 00:21:33,794 When you are making rice porridge 301 00:21:33,999 --> 00:21:36,308 you have to make sure that it is soft 302 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,909 It is extremely right that you make the porridge important 303 00:21:39,120 --> 00:21:41,759 when you're cooking the pig red 304 00:21:41,959 --> 00:21:44,393 or the other way around 305 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,749 first you put the pot into water 306 00:21:46,959 --> 00:21:49,473 and then you fill as much rice as can be 307 00:21:49,679 --> 00:21:52,034 then you turn up on the can and just give it all you heat 308 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:54,993 that's the way the rice likes their Santa. 309 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,554 or maybe it's the other way around 310 00:21:57,759 --> 00:22:00,114 Stir in your pot with a spoon 311 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,549 the porridge should be as white as snow 312 00:22:02,759 --> 00:22:05,320 and when the porridge is soft and delicious you set the table and add to 313 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:08,477 the Christmas porridge with all that it needs 314 00:22:08,679 --> 00:22:10,557 yes, I think that one was correct 315 00:22:10,759 --> 00:22:13,114 you put porridge on your knob of butter and cinnamon 316 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:15,356 and then some sugar, following ice and flour 317 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,472 you should burst until you eat that's what Santa and elfs do 318 00:22:18,679 --> 00:22:20,512 I can't believe how much I get it mixed up 319 00:22:21,719 --> 00:22:23,710 or maybe it's the other way around 320 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:28,310 What elfs love the most is porridge and as long as the hat is red 321 00:22:28,520 --> 00:22:31,272 there'll be porridge for all, big and small 322 00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:34,472 'cause a Christmas friend is the elfs best porridge 323 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:37,473 or the other way around 324 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,589 Porridge's ready. 325 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,689 So good, so sweet. 326 00:22:45,740 --> 00:22:49,589 You'll get a clasp of butter 'cause you're such a sweet Santa, Yulle. 327 00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,589 No, keep the fingers off, that's for Christmas Eve. 328 00:22:59,440 --> 00:23:01,389 - You know what I'm looking forward to? - No, what? 329 00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:04,589 You know what I am? I'm in a Christmas mood. 330 00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:11,589 That's about time. If Santa isn't in Christmas spirit who would be. 331 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:14,589 - No, that's true. - What did you say? 332 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,589 - I... I'm talking squiggles. - I see. 333 00:23:22,681 --> 00:23:25,833 Christmas star in the distance 334 00:23:27,681 --> 00:23:31,833 are you laying down to me? 335 00:23:32,681 --> 00:23:36,333 do you believe it will be christmas this year? 336 00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,833 and why am I asking you? 337 00:23:41,681 --> 00:23:45,833 Christmas star I would like to 338 00:23:46,681 --> 00:23:48,833 meet a Yulle man 339 00:23:50,681 --> 00:23:56,833 and hear what such an elf can 340 00:23:59,681 --> 00:24:03,333 can he make snow instead of rain? 341 00:24:03,681 --> 00:24:07,833 so there's snow all over the road 342 00:24:08,681 --> 00:24:12,833 even if all the adults say no 343 00:24:13,681 --> 00:24:19,833 I believe Santa Claus is on his way 344 00:24:22,681 --> 00:24:27,833 Christmas star in the distance 345 00:24:28,181 --> 00:24:30,833 do you believe in Santa Clauses? 346 00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:36,833 Yulle dad and Christmas mail 347 00:24:37,781 --> 00:24:40,833 and children in Betlehem 348 00:24:41,181 --> 00:24:45,833 Christmas star would you like to 349 00:24:47,181 --> 00:24:49,833 listen to what I want? 350 00:24:51,181 --> 00:24:56,833 I want Christmas while there's something left. 351 00:24:57,181 --> 00:25:01,833 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---