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A long, long time ago...

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... so long that
nobody remembers...

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... a king lived
here in the castle.

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And his daughter,
lovely Princess Miamaja.

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Although it was a fairy
king, they were not fairy rich.

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The enemy demanded that the
princess allow herself to be betrothed -

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- with their prince before Christmas.
Or there wouldn't be peace!

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'No thanks', said Miamaja and
locked herself in her chamber.

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Everyone was sad and
Christmas was approaching.

10
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But then the king made a law,
that abolished Chrstmas.

11
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<i>the night is dark,
and far too long</i>

12
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<i>but only lasts until sunrise</i>

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<i>when the moon
man closes his eyes</i>

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<i>and the stars go out,
then the night is over</i>

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<i>good morning,
the sun is rising</i>

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<i>yawns, stretches his body</i>

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<i>good morning, the sky is blue,
what are you waiting for?</i>

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<i>listen, the day it
calls is bright and nice</i>

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<i>it is fresh and clear,
it's morning again</i>

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<i>good morning,
the night is over</i>

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<i>the sun's lamp is
lit, it shines brightly</i>

22
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<i>hurry and get up,
the day dawns, it's ready for use</i>

23
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<i>it is here and now,
it is morning again.</i>

24
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From today, Christmas is
abolished and strictly prohibited!

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The ban includes everything
to do with Christmas:

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Such as Christmas tree, Christmas porridge,
Christmas lights, Christmas fruit, -

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- mistletoe, crawling elves,
Christmas presents, peber nuts, Christmas rooms...

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As well as the very word 'Christmas' alone...

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... and in all contexts.

30
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This law is given in our castle,
under royal hand and seal by his Majesty.

31
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Leave it alone, you pimps!

32
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I'll tell my uncle!

33
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The two angels... down with them!

34
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They are so adorable, what
damage can they do?

35
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It's about typical
Christmas meadows... uh...

36
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... angels associated
with the forbidden holiday.

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That's why they must go.
Down with them!

38
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And the candy apples...
same way with them!

39
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Here we have another...
One of the forbidden ones. Down with it!

40
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Sysmund. Away with the hearts up there!

41
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It's heartbreaking.
How will Christmas be this way?

42
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That word is strictly forbidden.
The next person who mentions it, -

43
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- goes straight in the dungeon
and can sit there until after...

44
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... New Year.

45
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- They move and tear!
- They peel and flake, criss and cross!

46
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That's how it was at home, in Montania.

47
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We breathe a little Christmas spirit...
We know we can do that.

48
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Heh-heh!

49
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What's bothering you!

50
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The maiden has stood
under the mistletoe, -

51
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- in expectation of a kiss or two?
- I'll give you a kiss!

52
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- Yes, thanks as the one offering.

53
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- It's an old custom, Sibbe.
- Yes, Christmas can...

54
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No bad words.
Do you want to sit in the dungeon all...

55
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... all you know enough.

56
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The time has come and
our patience has run out.

57
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- Quiet, little Fimpe child. Dad's talking.
- I'm not saying anything.

58
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Quiet, Fimpe!

59
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Uh, yes.

60
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There comes a time
in every pixie's life, -

61
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- where he has to grab his beard
and take the porridge spoon in the other hand.

62
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This applies to us
pixies in general, -

63
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- but peculiar for a castle elf.
And that time has come now.

64
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We can live with the fact that people
sometimes have to have a lazy Christmas.

65
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It creates unemployment
among us pixies, -

66
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- but we have to accept that.

67
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But to abolish Christmas
is to abolish us.

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- And then we say NO.
- YES.

69
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What will you do, little Magnum?

70
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If they have to use gold,
they have to get gold.

71
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- I open the old laboratory.
- Is that true?

72
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<i>it's surely, it's true, december</i>

73
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<i>the busiest month
for pixies in particular</i>

74
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<i>then we flutter around and fight</i>

75
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<i>every step towards
acidity and crooked toes</i>

76
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<i>we say it openly,
although always in secret</i>

77
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<i>It's surely, it's soon, it's Christmas</i>

78
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<i>it's surely, it's true, december</i>

79
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<i>it's the day before the day
before the day you know</i>

80
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<i>and anyone who
wants to add a damper</i>

81
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<i>on our pleasure we inform him immediately</i>

82
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<i>let's forget the world
is fake and hollow</i>

83
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<i>It's surely, it's soon, it's Christmas.</i>

84
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No, Fimpe child.
Unauthorized children are prohibited.

85
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- I will soon be 120!
- Wait for the adults's turn.

86
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- Uh, don't I get to do something?
- Of course.

87
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The two of us hang up all the
Christmas decorations again.

88
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Even on the exact spot it was.
If we can find where it's been hanging.

89
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We can do that, just as circa!

90
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That was quite unheard of, uncle.
A rough crowd! That's what it was...

91
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Look at my French
jersey, battered with egg...

92
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Whew! I even sense they're not fresh.

93
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Why didn't you take your blade
and made a few wholes in them?

94
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I should have dueled every one,
but the thought didn't cross me.

95
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But they were mean people,
who doesn't own an honorable blade.

96
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- One can't even leave the
smallest of stuff to you!

97
00:08:06,440 --> 00:08:08,360
Look who's coming!

98
00:08:08,520 --> 00:08:11,320
- Who? Are they following me?
- Nonsense!

99
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The princess is going on a
horse ride with one of her maidens.

100
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Seems the young hunter must come
along to protect the ladies.

101
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He has no other
weapon than a flute!

102
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And my perms...
They must be washed!

103
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Why don't you ride with her?
It's not long until... Christmas.

104
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- You sent me to town yourself.
- Now you have come home!

105
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Without pants I can't
ride with the ladies.

106
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There's no other way than you
must borrow my Flemish wadmels.

107
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But spare them, better than your own!

108
00:09:01,360 --> 00:09:05,000
It's time, she discovers
she's got a chavalier.

109
00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:11,400
If it matters, she kissed me in front of
everyone when I found her ball frame.

110
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- Discovered? You tripped over it!
- I'm a man to do it again.

111
00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:22,760
- Now turn your pants green.
- Green? You don't use that anymore.

112
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Nonsense! Wretched waffle-head!

113
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- Shouldn't we return home?
- Are you hungry, Sibbe?

114
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Not at all.
But what if we get lost and it becomes dark!

115
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- Uh, what are we going to do then, Valentin?
- Then we ride backwards, -

116
00:10:01,940 --> 00:10:04,840
in our own tracks. Then, we'll
find the castle again.

117
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,960
What kind of track is that?
Bear?

118
00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:26,480
Fresh tracks, it can't be far off.

119
00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:29,400
- It is probably a female that has become hungry.
- Hungry?

120
00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:35,080
- Let's go home! It's eating us up!
- No, bears are very picky.

121
00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,320
It goes after the
fine mullet roots.

122
00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:42,760
- Shall we get hold of it?
- No, not for my death! I won't.

123
00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:47,700
Not you, Sibbe, Hen-mom.
Was me. You stay here and watch the horses.

124
00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:50,400
- I don't dare.
- Then ride home to the castle.

125
00:10:50,560 --> 00:10:56,840
- I dare that even less!
- One of the two you're comfortable with, I'm sure.

126
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Miamaja!

127
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:58,360
Miamaja...

128
00:11:58,520 --> 00:12:02,920
Uh, junker Juchs...
I thought it was a bear.

129
00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,360
Bear? Which bear? Are there bears here?

130
00:12:04,480 --> 00:12:09,520
Yes, a giant one, the princess has
gone to be eaten by it.

131
00:12:09,640 --> 00:12:13,520
So I better... It was quite big?

132
00:12:13,640 --> 00:12:17,160
I didn't see it. If I get to see
it, I'll die of fright.

133
00:12:17,360 --> 00:12:21,360
Die? You stay here, Rosie!

134
00:12:21,440 --> 00:12:28,880
Remember to tell how I
strutted straight to the danger.

135
00:13:00,520 --> 00:13:03,040
Hello?

136
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,040
Is anyone here?

137
00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:35,480
AAH!

138
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:42,960
Sibbe! Help!

139
00:14:56,160 --> 00:15:00,160
Oh, thank heavens it is you.
Now I can't do it anymore!

140
00:15:00,280 --> 00:15:03,360
The horses seem to have multiplied,
there's one too many.

141
00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:06,360
- It's the junker's Rosie.
- Where is the junker?

142
00:15:06,520 --> 00:15:12,160
He wanted to kill the
creature with his bare sable.

143
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:17,240
Sibbe!

144
00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,840
Sibbe!

145
00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:40,280
Sibbe!

146
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,880
Rosie?

147
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:49,320
Uncle, uncle...

148
00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:06,280
Look here!

149
00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:16,200
Heh-heh...

150
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,560
Oh, how funny it is.

151
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:47,920
The culprit must be found!
Judging by all the Christmas brands...

152
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:52,880
- In all likelihood, it's...
- The pixies!

153
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:57,840
- With all due respect, I don't think so...
- I do.

154
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,520
- My nephew?
- Junker Juchs it is not.

155
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:07,600
- He is in the forest on a bear hunt.
- On bears... I see!

156
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,000
We could perhaps erase the
pixies from the Finance Act.

157
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:23,000
- Very likely.

158
00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:26,760
- Aren't pixies useful?
- What good are they?

159
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,960
Against many thing.
Against bad growth in the grain.

160
00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,240
- It hasn't helped much this year.
- That's what you say, Councilor!

161
00:17:35,080 --> 00:17:37,240
- Three petty florins in grain money.

162
00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:41,760
This pixie monster
has taken over.

163
00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:46,560
- One could perhaps refrain from encouraging them.
- Who encourages?

164
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,280
If you failed to spoil them everyday -

165
00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,280
- with porridge and quail egg...

166
00:17:54,440 --> 00:18:00,840
Yes, you're right as always, that would make them
stick their finger in the throat!

167
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:04,160
- In the ground!
- Excuse me?

168
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:08,360
- It is in the ground that you stick your finger.
- Yes, surely, exactly.

169
00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:13,360
I decided it is now forbidden to
put out any kind of food -

170
00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,520
- for the little, cheeky pixies!

171
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:33,320
<i>rune grass breaded
in a snail trail</i>

172
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:38,160
<i>which can be seen by
moonlight, where the snail lives</i>

173
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:43,400
<i>then find a wart root that is
gone and you can make gold</i>

174
00:18:43,560 --> 00:18:46,800
<i>the whole bag full</i>

175
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:51,840
<i>catch some grain moss,
shine and take a sky sign</i>

176
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:56,560
<i>make a decoction
in a corner of a region</i>

177
00:18:56,720 --> 00:19:01,320
<i>then say these words
with your gaze to the north</i>

178
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:06,080
<i>umma-gumma-sibbelom
troll can be tipped about...</i>

179
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:11,120
<i>mix a little lirum-larum
with an angel hair</i>

180
00:19:11,280 --> 00:19:15,880
<i>let it stand and simmer
as long as it takes</i>

181
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:21,360
<i>if you have an aurora borealis, you
get the big thrill, then you can make gold</i>

182
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:24,640
<i>yes, the whole bag full</i>

183
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:29,120
<i>make an extract
from an old wormham</i>

184
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,920
<i>and a tuft of wool from
a ram sheep with lamb</i>

185
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:38,760
<i>then say these words
with your gaze to the north</i>

186
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:43,360
<i>umma-gumma-sibbelom
troll can be tipped about...</i>

187
00:19:44,080 --> 00:19:49,040
<i>if you are looking for a
prescription, one will be given</i>

188
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:54,120
<i>Alpha and Omega are
the philosopher's stones</i>

189
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:59,560
<i>a lot has to be smoked, a lot has to
be endured if you want to make gold</i>

190
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:03,520
<i>yes, the whole bag full</i>

191
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:08,360
<i>the alchemist's
everyday life is dangerous</i>

192
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:13,280
<i>not all that glitters is the mere gold</i>

193
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:18,520
<i>say these words only
with your gaze to the north</i>

194
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:23,040
<i>umma-gumma-sibbelom
troll can be tipped about...</i>

195
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,840
<i>but the bag is empty</i>

196
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:32,760
<i>it's surely, it's true, december</i>

197
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:36,800
<i>it's the day before the day
before the day you know</i>

198
00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,320
<i>and anyone who
wants to add a damper</i>

199
00:22:40,480 --> 00:22:44,320
<i>on our pleasure we immediately inform him</i>

200
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:48,560
<i>let us forget that the
world is false and hollow</i>

201
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,880
<i>it's surely, it's soon,</i>

202
00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,920
<i>it' Christmas!</i>

203
00:22:54,040 --> 00:22:59,920
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