1 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:20,220 A long, long time ago... 2 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:23,820 As long as no one remembers... 3 00:00:23,980 --> 00:00:25,900 ... a king lived here. 4 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:30,140 And his daughter, the lovely Princess Miamaja. 5 00:00:31,300 --> 00:00:33,580 Even if it was a real fairy king, - 6 00:00:34,640 --> 00:00:36,820 - they were not a fairytale rich. 7 00:00:37,980 --> 00:00:40,980 And it was the fault of the war. 8 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:45,900 The wizard Astralius invented a special mixture, - 9 00:00:46,060 --> 00:00:48,660 - which would make the king lose weight. 10 00:00:48,820 --> 00:00:53,260 But it was the king's sister who ended up swallowing it. 11 00:00:53,420 --> 00:01:00,060 The drink was of the type that makes people sleep until after Christmas. 12 00:01:01,980 --> 00:01:05,380 I hereby sign this person's well-being - 13 00:01:05,540 --> 00:01:11,260 - for sun-shot, pixie-shot, dwarf-shot, blood-shot, - 14 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:18,540 - blue-king, shelf-kings and sill-kings and... 1-2-3. 15 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,100 BOO! 16 00:01:21,260 --> 00:01:24,860 Won't work, go away! 17 00:01:25,020 --> 00:01:29,060 Sister Fedorika... 18 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,740 Please... 19 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:37,780 Listen. If she wakes up and can remember something, say, - 20 00:01:37,940 --> 00:01:41,180 - that you found the glass and thought it was a soft drink, - 21 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:45,980 and wanted to give it to the Princess. Basta. Rest you just keep tooth for tongue. 22 00:01:46,140 --> 00:01:49,900 - Yes, I'm not stupid. - Really? 23 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:54,860 She can't sleep til Christmas. How are we to bring her to life? 24 00:01:55,020 --> 00:01:58,900 In the fairy tales, it happens with a kiss. 25 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:05,260 A kiss? Well spoken, Sysmund. To the work. 26 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:11,260 Hey. Not the word-of-mouth method or Sysmund-to-mouth. 27 00:02:11,420 --> 00:02:14,300 It's best I'm trying. 28 00:02:14,460 --> 00:02:18,020 What if the lady is turned into a frog? 29 00:02:19,180 --> 00:02:22,020 As long as she won't look like you. 30 00:02:22,180 --> 00:02:24,660 Try, papa. 31 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:32,140 We are probably too much in family for it to work. 32 00:02:32,300 --> 00:02:36,100 - In fairy tales it is always a prince. - I've been that once upon a time. 33 00:02:36,260 --> 00:02:40,780 Though it's long ago. Unfortunately, we have no princes. 34 00:02:43,940 --> 00:02:46,780 - A Reich Councilor should be able to do that. - No, Dad. 35 00:02:46,940 --> 00:02:53,300 Why not? Just try, count. We're enough here to witness it goes right. 36 00:02:53,540 --> 00:02:57,300 As my King commands. 37 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,740 A BANG. 38 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:24,940 - Look, she's waking up. - If you see it. 39 00:03:25,600 --> 00:03:28,460 It was different than being kissed by her brother. 40 00:03:28,620 --> 00:03:32,260 Bravo, dear count, you are a rascal. 41 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:36,500 - Where am I? I must have fallen asleep. 42 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:40,620 It's the longest afternoon nap I've heard of. 43 00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:45,740 Nonsense. I never take a midday nap. I don't remember anything. 44 00:03:46,900 --> 00:03:50,060 - Could you have stabbed yourself on something? - On what? 45 00:03:51,260 --> 00:03:58,060 - Something or another? - I found it on the count's table. 46 00:03:58,220 --> 00:03:59,900 Av... 47 00:04:00,060 --> 00:04:04,550 - Which thing? - The Miss didn't stung herself, you heard! 48 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,820 No, the princess, but she's slim as an eel. 49 00:04:07,980 --> 00:04:11,100 - And you're dumb as a cod. Hold it! - 'Tooth for tongue'? 50 00:04:11,260 --> 00:04:14,380 DONG! 51 00:04:15,540 --> 00:04:17,580 DONG! 52 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:23,180 It is late in the morning. What are you all standing, wasting time here for? 53 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:28,180 There are probably more useful things to do in such a big place. Gone, gone! 54 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:33,580 DONG. 55 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:40,100 it's surely, it's true, december 56 00:04:40,260 --> 00:04:43,660 the most beautiful month in the land of the pixies 57 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:47,300 there are people for whom the cold is bad for 58 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:51,180 but for pixies, the ice is the pure water 59 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,140 and the days fly away like a bird 60 00:04:55,300 --> 00:04:59,020 It's surely, it's soon, it's Christmas 61 00:05:00,900 --> 00:05:04,060 it's surely, it's true, december 62 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:08,140 the busiest month for pixies in particular 63 00:05:08,700 --> 00:05:11,780 because then we flutter around and fight 64 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,940 every step towards acidity and crooked toes 65 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:20,020 we say it openly, although always in secret 66 00:05:20,180 --> 00:05:23,900 It's surely, it's soon, it's Christmas 67 00:05:25,540 --> 00:05:28,860 it's surely, it's true, december 68 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:32,580 it's the day before the day before the day you know 69 00:05:32,740 --> 00:05:36,340 and anyone who wants to add a damper 70 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:40,540 on our pleasure, we will notify him immediately 71 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:44,580 let us forget that the world is false and hollow 72 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:49,500 It's surely, it's soon, it's Christmas. 73 00:05:55,100 --> 00:05:59,140 Here you go, dear brother-in-law. The last quail egg, you like so much. 74 00:06:00,300 --> 00:06:04,700 - No, thanks. I need nothing more. - Of course, you will. 75 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:09,620 - It is your favourite. - No more, thanks. 76 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:15,020 I would be homesick if far from home, too. He only has us left, little Magnum. 77 00:06:15,180 --> 00:06:18,180 We are glad that you are visiting us. 78 00:06:18,340 --> 00:06:21,420 Nobody needs one. 79 00:06:23,580 --> 00:06:26,060 I would like to polish your glasses. 80 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:32,500 It doesn't matter if one is alive or not. 81 00:06:41,540 --> 00:06:47,500 - We need you, brother Mirko. - How? 82 00:06:48,660 --> 00:06:51,540 You have each other and everything. 83 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:56,780 These are the last quail eggs, they are not the only thing we are short of. 84 00:06:57,700 --> 00:07:01,780 It'll be a tight Christmas, this year. More than ever! 85 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:07,620 - Unless YOU give a hand with. - Me? What should I be able to do? 86 00:07:07,780 --> 00:07:11,180 - You are my big brother, Mirko. - Yes. 87 00:07:12,340 --> 00:07:15,040 And two pairs of eyes think better than one. 88 00:07:15,340 --> 00:07:17,040 I also think, Father Magnum. 89 00:07:17,700 --> 00:07:21,360 Let's take a look around, and maybe we'll get an idea. 90 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:25,420 - You and me. - Yes, of course. 91 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:34,560 - I want to go too. I have my blowpipe here. - The adults must go alone and cheer him up. 92 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:39,540 - Oh, I am never allowed. - Basta and final, I say. 93 00:07:39,620 --> 00:07:41,940 - Basta and final, you say. 94 00:08:03,020 --> 00:08:05,820 BELL RINGS. 95 00:08:07,580 --> 00:08:11,700 23... Yes, it's possible. 96 00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:16,500 If she can just stay away with her bullet frame. 97 00:08:16,660 --> 00:08:19,540 - Who? - The princess, of course. 98 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:23,460 She is too inquisitive. 99 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:28,540 Klaes, get us a jug of Holstein beer from the basement. 100 00:08:29,700 --> 00:08:32,580 Holstein beer? Before noon? 101 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:35,460 It should be good if you have to overthink a matter. 102 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:39,380 You can 'over-think' how we get hold of the ball frame. 103 00:08:39,540 --> 00:08:46,620 - There is more left of the green mixture. - Don't talk about that drink, if you like your back! 104 00:08:48,620 --> 00:08:51,020 Short steps, Miamaja. 105 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:57,740 Stretch the ankle. And slower, fancy. 106 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,740 One, two, three. 107 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,980 You are not on the sports field. 108 00:09:05,140 --> 00:09:07,740 No. Wait a little. 109 00:09:07,900 --> 00:09:14,140 Why? Nobody walks around silly with their library on their head, do they? 110 00:09:14,300 --> 00:09:19,180 Attitude! A good attitude is the 1st paragraph for a princess. 111 00:09:19,340 --> 00:09:23,980 Then go to the table and back. 112 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:30,300 Nice, Miamaja... Excellent. 113 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:33,380 Catch! 114 00:09:34,460 --> 00:09:37,380 And now the compliment. Look at me. 115 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:41,340 Right foot slightly behind the left. The weight over on the right. 116 00:09:41,500 --> 00:09:47,340 The gaze slides down towards the floor without 'measuring' the person. 117 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:55,620 The gaze again meets the gaze of the other party with a slightly examining expression. 118 00:09:56,780 --> 00:09:58,900 Now you, Miamaja. 119 00:10:00,780 --> 00:10:06,500 No, no! No, Miamaja, it's too clumsy! Every facet is important! 120 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:09,500 The compliment is the first impression you get of a person. 121 00:10:09,660 --> 00:10:17,380 Everything is determined in one. Look at me again... Right foot right behind the left. 122 00:10:17,540 --> 00:10:23,180 We fixate the person with our eyes for a short moment. 123 00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:26,860 It is more than enough - 124 00:10:27,020 --> 00:10:32,420 - to solder the spiritual and moral habitus with that one you met. 125 00:10:34,580 --> 00:10:37,080 Good day again, I just had to... 126 00:10:37,140 --> 00:10:41,540 Now to the fan. The fan, Sibbe. 127 00:10:45,740 --> 00:10:52,420 First the general handling, where you blow away bad fumes. 128 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:58,860 Yes, like that. Excellent, Miamaja. 129 00:11:00,020 --> 00:11:05,300 The fan can also be used to deal with emotional stuff without words. 130 00:11:06,460 --> 00:11:09,980 First the 'coquetry'. 131 00:11:21,700 --> 00:11:24,340 You don't understand that yet. 132 00:11:24,500 --> 00:11:28,940 Then we have 'contempt'. 133 00:11:34,140 --> 00:11:36,300 Excellent. 134 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:41,820 Now 'impatience'. 135 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:48,060 Finally 'anger'. 136 00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,060 I'll do it again. Look carefuully. 137 00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,060 Now you, Miamaja. 138 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:11,220 What am I going to do with the dog arts? 139 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:14,220 It's about time, you learn about life's serious sides. 140 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:16,860 Your first suitor may be here tomorrow. 141 00:12:17,020 --> 00:12:20,040 - Suitor... Yuck. - Miamaja! 142 00:12:20,100 --> 00:12:24,380 - No! Such rubbish! 143 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:28,380 We go to the next discipline: 'Sit down'. 144 00:12:29,540 --> 00:12:31,380 Meaning: The art of sitting on a chair. 145 00:12:31,540 --> 00:12:33,260 Should it now also be made into an art? 146 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,500 After all, we can test whether it is that easy. 147 00:12:36,660 --> 00:12:41,140 Sibbe... Go ahead and sit down. 148 00:12:46,060 --> 00:12:49,180 Excellent... For a maiden of the people. 149 00:12:49,340 --> 00:12:51,340 - What was wrong? - Nothing. 150 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:55,540 She looked like she was going to the slaughterhouse, but she often does. 151 00:12:55,600 --> 00:13:01,340 She looked over her shoulder. Why? To assure there was a chair to sit on. 152 00:13:01,500 --> 00:13:05,300 - Very reasonable. - A princess doesn't need to look over her shoulder. 153 00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,700 When a princess sits down, there is a chair! 154 00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:14,100 That's the difference. Now you, Miamaja. 155 00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:32,180 - Where's my bullet frame? - What's wrong with you? 156 00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:36,260 I ask where my bullet frame is, it was right here! Sibbe, do you have it? 157 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:40,500 - I saw it. It was right here. - Miamaja, your behaviour! 158 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,500 Look under the table, girl. Sysmund, do you have it? 159 00:13:44,660 --> 00:13:48,060 No. It's probably just... gone. 160 00:13:48,220 --> 00:13:52,300 - Control yourself. - I won't! I want it back, right now! 161 00:13:52,460 --> 00:13:57,860 - Someone has stolen it. - You're losing your mind! A stupid toy. 162 00:13:58,020 --> 00:14:03,660 No, it isn't! Guards, block the exits. A search! 163 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:07,300 - Who gives orders to the guards? - The princess does. 164 00:14:07,460 --> 00:14:11,620 Off you go... Find the princess ball frame! 165 00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:21,340 Find the princess's ball frame! 166 00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:44,340 Search, search, search... 167 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:57,340 Find the princess's ball frame! 168 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:14,420 - Listen, there are commotions at the castle. - That doesn't sound nice. 169 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:17,860 People have so much to run around. 170 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:22,380 - What do you think, brother Mirko? - Well... 171 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:30,740 Two souls, one thought. We want to tease them... Come on, I know a place. 172 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:41,940 Here uncle... I got the frame. Save it, it's 'hot'. 173 00:15:42,100 --> 00:15:47,260 - Hot? - It is wanted. 174 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:04,620 Can I really borrow your teasing stick? 175 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:09,900 Of course, brother Mirko. Then you are ready. 176 00:16:12,060 --> 00:16:14,700 Yes, there are bites. 177 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:20,100 1-2-3. 178 00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:37,100 Hooray, hooray! 179 00:16:44,860 --> 00:16:49,660 Well done! Incredibly sensitive. I could never have done that. 180 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:56,500 - Only one fell. - The Count counts for at least five. 181 00:16:56,820 --> 00:16:59,500 And you, who are playing on an outside field. 182 00:17:15,380 --> 00:17:17,340 Yoohoo! 183 00:17:34,900 --> 00:17:38,980 Um... 184 00:17:47,180 --> 00:17:50,180 Snowballs. 185 00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:58,580 - Whoa, what's going on? - What? 186 00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:12,060 - Was it you, you rascal? - Who are you calling rascal? You can be one, yourself. 187 00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:21,060 - Was it you? - What do you say? 188 00:18:24,540 --> 00:18:26,180 You pack! 189 00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:32,660 Av... Who is the screw-back, who hit an honest one! 190 00:18:41,580 --> 00:18:44,660 To arms, comrades. 191 00:18:47,820 --> 00:18:52,380 Whether it's toys that are gone, or a declaration of war from a foreign entity. 192 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:54,380 It doesn't matter. 193 00:18:54,540 --> 00:18:59,380 A royal person meets any occasion with hightened calmness. 194 00:18:59,540 --> 00:19:03,340 But when you are angry, even furious! 195 00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:05,900 Within you can be quite agitated. 196 00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:12,700 But outwardly, one maintains self-control in every situation. 197 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,660 And never raises ones voice! 198 00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:22,900 What's going on down there? 199 00:19:27,820 --> 00:19:31,420 The guard fights with snow... like children. 200 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,420 They are doing, what? 201 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,860 HOLD IT! 202 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:26,260 That guard, who is not at his post in 3 seconds, - 203 00:20:26,320 --> 00:20:33,780 - will spend his Christmas in the hole! One, two... three. 204 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,460 Have you known the like! 205 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,980 Where did we get to, Miamaja? 206 00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:20,940 I think to... And NEVER raises ones voice. 207 00:21:24,980 --> 00:21:28,380 when you are in pixie learning, you have to use your pixie bulb 208 00:21:28,980 --> 00:21:31,380 if a pixie, one wants to be 209 00:21:31,540 --> 00:21:34,240 you have to be an animal-friend friend with mice and ants, 210 00:21:34,300 --> 00:21:37,580 first and foremost, you have to be a prankster 211 00:21:37,740 --> 00:21:40,900 with real mischief mindset 212 00:21:41,060 --> 00:21:44,300 when teasing, it is important to start a little cautiously 213 00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,800 so you learn to tease rightly 214 00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:50,780 you can start by making clocks stop 215 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,540 it's easy to learn for a prankster 216 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:56,220 with real mischief mindset 217 00:21:57,380 --> 00:22:00,740 The king's beer in the king's barrel can be started 218 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:03,740 slowly to dilute 219 00:22:03,920 --> 00:22:07,420 with a cupful of Christmas snow, the beer becomes a thin cup of tea 220 00:22:07,580 --> 00:22:10,500 only a real prankster brews like that 221 00:22:10,660 --> 00:22:12,020 with real mischief mindset 222 00:22:13,140 --> 00:22:17,620 you don't have to touch to open all the doors 223 00:22:17,780 --> 00:22:19,300 just take some fishing line 224 00:22:19,460 --> 00:22:22,820 with a line and a hook, all coffin layers rattle 225 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:26,220 that's just the thing for a prankster 226 00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,740 with real mischief mindset 227 00:22:29,900 --> 00:22:34,060 all good pranksters know when the time is right 228 00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,780 to stop and disappear 229 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,500 one must not be seen, it has yet never happened 230 00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:42,740 you have to be a completely invisible prankster 231 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,220 with real mischief mindset. 232 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:55,220 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---