1 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:06,070 (customer clears throat) 2 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:13,315 (customer cough loudly) 3 00:01:17,320 --> 00:01:22,155 I would like to look at a parakeet for my daughter. She will be nine years old. 4 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:27,713 I would like to please her with a little living being. 5 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:34,195 Unfortunately, I don't have any hamsters. It takes time to get one. 6 00:01:34,440 --> 00:01:39,309 When was your daughter getting married? - It's her birthday! 7 00:01:39,560 --> 00:01:43,075 It is not about a hamster but about a parakeet! 8 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:47,472 I have a nice copy in the back room. Now I have to be there. 9 00:02:11,960 --> 00:02:14,952 Good day. What can I serve that mister with? 10 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:18,112 What are you up to? 11 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:21,193 It was that parakeet! - Parakeet, yes... 12 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,191 Your little son will probably be happy with this one. 13 00:02:42,440 --> 00:02:44,954 My daughter! - Daughter, yes... 14 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,556 Now we put it in a little box like this here with airholes. 15 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:52,110 It will be just 16 crowns, thank you. 16 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,599 Aah, good day... - Do you want to make mockery of me? 17 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:08,510 I thought you were dealing with birds and not with gags. 18 00:03:29,120 --> 00:03:31,395 Hello! 19 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:39,073 Rodentia glires... - Mimmersen. Illusionist. 20 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:42,039 Specializing in conjuring with white mice. 21 00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:46,034 I must have increased my inventory. 22 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:52,310 Unfortunately, I have no rabbits. - I conjure with WHITE MOUSE! 23 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:57,554 I make them disappear and reappear in a light bulb. 24 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:02,590 I would like to buy a dozen mice. How many do you have? 25 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:05,716 Canarie birds! 26 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:09,074 They are sweet... tiny shit! 27 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:16,511 Speaking of canaries you should hear something amazing, I saw a guy in Paris who used them in his act. 28 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:20,355 I couldn't handle that number. 29 00:04:20,480 --> 00:04:23,552 I didn't understand a bit. He enters the stage, - 30 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,110 takes off his hat, conjures up a canary bird, - 31 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,357 puts it back in the hat, the hat folds - 32 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:35,913 and conjures the canary out of his breast pocket. Fantastic! 33 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:41,598 Do you know how he managed it? He had two canaries. 34 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:45,037 He squashed the one in his hat every evening. Funny, right? 35 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:51,198 Do you think my birds are to be used so you can earn blood money, - 36 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:55,797 then you are very wrong. Leave my shop immediately! 37 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:59,112 They misunderstand, I don't kill canaries. 38 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:02,272 I conjure white mice into electric bulbs. 39 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,830 Is that more humane? Not with my sweet mice. 40 00:05:06,080 --> 00:05:08,514 Leave my shop immediately. 41 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:12,275 My husband must have misunderstood you. He is not feeling so well at the moment. 42 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:16,832 The sadist takes little white mice and lovely canaries - 43 00:05:17,080 --> 00:05:20,914 and puts them into his infernal machines - 44 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:23,754 to scrape, scrape money together, - 45 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:29,199 so he can go to Spain and see bullfighting... Out, out! 46 00:05:30,840 --> 00:05:32,876 Madam! 47 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:36,869 You are not yourself at all. - Something like that is infuriating. 48 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:38,394 So... 49 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:41,712 How much did you sell for? - I do not know. 50 00:05:41,960 --> 00:05:45,509 You haven't sold anything right? You are stuck in your books. 51 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:49,275 You scare the customers away and forget to feed the animals. 52 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:54,469 I won't make it through the weekend. Only that it was Monday already! 53 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:18,190 Rikke, it's Sunday. It's tonight, the friends are coming. 54 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:21,318 It should look fine for tonight. 55 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:25,519 Now I run for morning bread, and then we go to war. 56 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,113 (a music system makes noise) 57 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:34,189 After all, you want to please the kid, - 58 00:06:34,440 --> 00:06:38,752 even if you don't love his negro music. 59 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:46,077 The most important thing is that we keep him at home, right? 60 00:06:46,320 --> 00:06:50,632 I said that Clausens should look up and hear it. 61 00:06:50,880 --> 00:06:55,874 There must be something wrong with them. It's like he's totally hooked. 62 00:06:56,120 --> 00:07:01,433 Do you think it's something with the hussy? 63 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:05,116 DO YOU THINK IT'S SOMETHING ABOUT THE HUSSY? 64 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:07,078 Sorry! 65 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:11,871 I turn off so we can hear each other. 66 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:13,678 Where is Clausen? 67 00:07:13,920 --> 00:07:17,913 He cannot leave his books. It is tomorrow it happens. 68 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,271 I just wanted to say that there is nothing wrong with the hussy. 69 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:26,718 What kind of books are these? What is happening? 70 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:30,111 Haven't you heard that? Clausen must hold a lecture. 71 00:07:30,360 --> 00:07:33,079 ... for a seventh grader on rodents. 72 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:36,232 He has not slept for three nights. 73 00:07:36,480 --> 00:07:41,429 He eats nothing and is not to be had. 74 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,877 How faint of heart! What he does not know about animals is not worth knowing. 75 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:50,240 If he doesn't sleep tonight, there will be no lecture. We will both be comitted because of nerves. 76 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:54,519 He forgets everything and insults the customers. 77 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,479 (high child scream) 78 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:03,716 Yes, mom, we can't come. Bimmer has a fever of almost 40. 79 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:07,748 He lies completely still... sometimes. 80 00:08:08,000 --> 00:08:10,673 We are expecting the doctor at any moment. 81 00:08:10,920 --> 00:08:14,196 Egon, mother is standing in the middle of the sauce. 82 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:18,149 Say she can step out of it. And be careful not to make spots on her new rug. 83 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:22,439 We're not coming. Say we haven't closed an eye all night. 84 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:27,913 Did you hear what he said? Hello... Hello? 85 00:08:28,160 --> 00:08:29,991 Then she heard what you said. 86 00:08:30,240 --> 00:08:34,791 (Bimmer cries very high) 87 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:54,873 I say thank you, because I could come. 88 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,749 The Rodents, Rodentia or Glires, are a group of mammals, - 89 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,514 which constitutes a well-cleaned eh... oh... group. 90 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:07,358 1/3 of all mammals belong to the rodents. 91 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:11,195 You know them primarily by their 2 front teeth. 92 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:14,352 These have open roots, so they are still growing. 93 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:17,512 Only the front is coated with enamel. 94 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,911 The teeth are worn by g marking on the inside, - 95 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:24,072 so they become sharp and chisel-shaped. 96 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:29,110 In hares, there are a few small front teeth behind the front ones. 97 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,351 You sound like you reading from a book. 98 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:36,151 Rather, tell something about animals and show some pictures. 99 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,914 Take a few live animals with you... - Then I'll do it. 100 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:41,952 Then I come in and say: Good morning, girls and boys... 101 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:45,078 It's 'the look box,' don't do that, then they just laugh at you. 102 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:48,039 Just get started right away. - Then I'll do it. 103 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,435 Then I come in and say: 104 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:53,757 Now I have to tell you about the rodents. There are over 3000 species. 105 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:58,152 Here you see a little guy. It's a rodent. 106 00:09:58,400 --> 00:10:00,152 It's a squirrel. 107 00:10:00,400 --> 00:10:06,316 He gnaws on a small nut, so it's a rodent. 108 00:10:06,560 --> 00:10:10,553 There are both flying squirrels, chipmunks and the little guy there... 109 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,155 Be careful with 'little guy.' It's Lieberkind. 110 00:10:13,400 --> 00:10:16,358 ... and then there are beavers, marmots and marmots, - 111 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,909 beaver rats, spring hares, porcupines, hare mice, - 112 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,594 tree hedgehogs, voles, blind mice, rats, - 113 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:26,231 Hares, rabbits and seven stars... sleep. Seven sleepers! 114 00:10:26,480 --> 00:10:30,393 Yes, let's get to cow ice cream. You must have sleep tonight. 115 00:10:31,680 --> 00:10:34,274 Is it good enough? Can it be used? 116 00:10:34,520 --> 00:10:37,159 Yes, Clausen, that is excellent. 117 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:40,630 Do you think? 118 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:48,756 (Clausen mumbles asleep) 119 00:10:54,160 --> 00:11:00,998 Purse the rats! Aren't they insectivorous? 120 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:05,918 So now you have to make sure you get some sleep. 121 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:09,596 Where do I place the possums? 122 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:12,991 Sleep now, tomorrow will probably be fine. Good night. 123 00:11:15,240 --> 00:11:18,789 Marsupials... So good night then. 124 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:37,675 (loud party noise from Tue and Rikke) 125 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:52,196 (loud music from the Olsen family) 126 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:57,594 Rude. I just said we should be quiet tonight. 127 00:11:57,840 --> 00:12:01,310 How inconsiderate people are. Clausen, Clausen! 128 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:03,755 Yes, then we have come to the mouse family. 129 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,913 There is the red mouse... the spring mouse and the Sten or the Ras mouse. 130 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,639 Clausen, wake up. 131 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:15,512 Is it now? Yes, it was good you woke me up, I don't want to be late. 132 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:20,788 It's the middle of the night. We can't sleep for crazy people. 133 00:12:22,040 --> 00:12:25,316 I can sleep a little more... 134 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:30,116 Good night my girl, sleep well. - Clausen! 135 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,076 (Bimmer cries) 136 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:37,393 It's incredible. You might, but I will not take it. 137 00:13:02,440 --> 00:13:08,595 (all music stops) (only Bimmer's voice is heard) 138 00:13:08,840 --> 00:13:12,469 (now Bimmer is also silent) 139 00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:26,035 It helped. Now just lie down and go back to sleep. 140 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,229 (there is a bang) 141 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,313 It sounded like someone fell down the stairs. 142 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:43,996 (the doorbell rings) 143 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:51,951 (the doorbell keeps ringing) 144 00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:59,791 We are so embarrassed to have kept you awake. 145 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:03,077 Your wife says you suffer from insomnia, we want to help. 146 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:08,031 You must have a small one. I'll take one with me. 147 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:12,068 The boy's new music box is hard to fall asleep on, - 148 00:14:12,320 --> 00:14:17,553 so I tasted a little of the juice. When I had to go down the stairs... 149 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:22,715 Take three big sips and you'll get a trip to dreamland. 150 00:14:22,960 --> 00:14:25,076 Good evening again, Mrs. Clausen. 151 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:29,108 We always fall asleep if we don't see him doze off. 152 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,912 Take a few decent drags and lie down and close your eyes. 153 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:37,594 We'll go right away. 154 00:14:38,680 --> 00:14:41,911 Fine... it never fails. 155 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:45,152 Two seconds and he's away like a rock. 156 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:47,709 (the doorbell rings) 157 00:14:47,960 --> 00:14:52,636 Who the hell dares to call so late? Let me! 158 00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,799 Is that you? It was a surprise. 159 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,998 It's Tue and Rikke. Come in. It was really nice. 160 00:15:01,240 --> 00:15:04,710 I didn't know you were going to give a speech tomorrow. 161 00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:09,431 You should had come up. I will be happy to help. - Tue is very good. 162 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:13,719 It's about the rodents. - Tue knows something about everything, right? 163 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:16,110 (the doorbell rings again) 164 00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:18,316 Let me. 165 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:29,716 Hi, hey, come inside. 166 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:36,315 Good day, Clausen. - Or good night... 167 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,115 When Bimmer can't sleep... - Clausen is no Bimmerman. 168 00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:42,351 I know mostly about insomnia. 169 00:15:42,600 --> 00:15:46,513 Here is a nice pill for insomnia. Take two! 170 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:49,518 No effect tomorrow. It is for snoozing on. 171 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,230 And rinse it down, and you'll sleep like a sleepwalker. 172 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:57,393 Yes, flying squirrel, chipmunk, tree hedgehog... 173 00:15:57,640 --> 00:16:02,714 And the best thing is that you wake up dewy. 174 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:09,115 No, I have a stronger pill, take one of them and you'll sleep well. 175 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:14,838 (everyone talks over each other's mouths) 176 00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:19,037 No, that's too crazy. 177 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,430 It's too much! I'm against that pill aedery. 178 00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:24,399 Half the country can't sleep without it. 179 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:28,758 You howl when you find 40 g of ram hash, - 180 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:33,152 but the Lion can spit out three tons of sleeping pills a day. 181 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,994 Tell me how you help me. - Yes... 182 00:16:36,240 --> 00:16:38,674 It's relaxation, it depends on. 183 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:41,480 Let me! - Whoa, whoa... 184 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:45,190 Why close off consciousness when you can expand it? 185 00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:49,709 Relax all muscles. Feel that you are being weightless. 186 00:16:50,880 --> 00:16:53,110 You see a blue color. 187 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,828 You feel an overwhelming tiredness. 188 00:16:56,080 --> 00:16:59,629 Your mind dissolves like a grain of salt in water. 189 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:03,316 You are a ruffled feather in the universe. 190 00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:10,398 You feel heavy in your body, heavy... heavy... sleepy... 191 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:14,394 ... sleepy... sleepy... 192 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:16,596 ... sleepy? 193 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:32,836 No, Egon, you can't sit here and sleep. 194 00:17:33,080 --> 00:17:36,470 You can't sit and sleep, it's not you! We go up. Good night, Clausen, sleep very well. 195 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:52,639 It's the worst that could happen. This is the third time this has happened. 196 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:56,475 His jaw dislocated. What do we do? 197 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,790 Let me! 198 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:04,512 He says you should leave him alone. 199 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:09,595 Just a little snapshot. It might hurt for a moment. 200 00:18:10,520 --> 00:18:14,798 We must get hold of a doctor. - He has to go to the emergency room. 201 00:18:15,040 --> 00:18:19,238 I'll take the doctor's call. - The phone is in the living room. 202 00:18:19,480 --> 00:18:22,040 Now I'll leave you alone. 203 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,072 He can't keep up with those jaws. 204 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,709 And he was going to talk about rodents. 205 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:33,278 One more trip, and it's there. 206 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,228 There is a three hours wait, we have to go to the emergency room with him. 207 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,788 We'll get a wagon. I am coming. 208 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:46,271 We will be here again soon. - Then I make coffee in the meantime. 209 00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:03,118 Take a seat for a moment. Full name and date of birth? 210 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,710 So what is wrong with you? - Nothing is wrong with me. 211 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:15,396 But Clausen has the hub... gaped the joints of his jaw loose. 212 00:19:15,640 --> 00:19:18,598 Full name and date of birth? 213 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:22,150 I need certain information before he can come to. 214 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,191 That will be hard. When were you born? 215 00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:28,188 Yes, you are three years younger than me, so you are from 1924. 216 00:19:28,440 --> 00:19:32,797 And that birthday is our wedding day, August 8. 217 00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,759 So who is his doctor? 218 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,869 Can't you see that he can't answer? 219 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,237 I need to have some information first. 220 00:19:44,480 --> 00:19:48,678 Sorry, Clausen. Who are you as a doctor? 221 00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:51,354 It is... dr. Gurgleby. 222 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:55,279 Is he an A or B member? - Aaaah. 223 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:59,479 It would have been difficult if you had been B member. 224 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,155 What the hell man? You must apologize for that. 225 00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:17,509 Clausen, wake up. The clock is many. 226 00:20:17,760 --> 00:20:23,232 Clausen, you're late. What should I do? 227 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,040 (the doorbell rings) 228 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:38,360 Tue and I just wanted to help get Clausen off. 229 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:41,433 How is he? - Not very good. 230 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:43,876 Shut up, Clau- 231 00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:46,950 Damn it, Clausen! 232 00:20:50,360 --> 00:20:53,909 You have to wake up, you have to go. 233 00:20:54,160 --> 00:20:57,630 It is now! Can you hear me? 234 00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:03,916 What do we do? - Cancel. 235 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,438 No, he'll never forgive me for that. Get him off. 236 00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:11,078 Oops! 237 00:21:11,320 --> 00:21:14,835 I can drive him there, but can he say anything? 238 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,594 You have to wake him up in the car. 239 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,634 Take care now. - Yes. Yes. Now we turn. 240 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:26,549 Tue, you look after the post. 241 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,392 How did it go? Did he make a scandal? 242 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,358 He sleeps like a log. 243 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,955 What happened? What did they say? 244 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,158 There wasn't a soul. The school was closed. 245 00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,994 It's not until next Monday. 246 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:15,156 No. I can't last another week without sleep. 247 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:16,992 Do not worry. 248 00:23:17,240 --> 00:23:20,835 He doesn't wake up until next Sunday. 249 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:35,956 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---