1 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:47,238 What do you think I am? A landslide? 2 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,591 Sorry . I dreamt I was an iceberg, thawing. 3 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:55,430 Remember, we're two now. - Hard to do, it's twice as many as before. 4 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:04,915 Rikke... you have to get up. It's over ten o'clock. 5 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:10,114 What! I should have been there at half past seven. 6 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,917 Where is the instant coffee? 7 00:02:20,120 --> 00:02:24,910 Speak a little clearer. - No time for coffee. Throw me the dress. 8 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:28,237 Here. - The other. 9 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:35,118 Dress? It looks like my dad's undershirt. - That it is. Make me a luncxh. 10 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,718 So gladly, madam. 11 00:02:53,520 --> 00:02:58,878 I'm getting old. - You need to be replaced with a new model. 12 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:03,596 This is the second time this week I'm late. 13 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:07,190 How about becoming a stay at home mom? - Brilliant. 14 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:10,710 You can have whatever. Do you want meat or cheese? - Two of each. 15 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:15,471 Do you know the guy who had a lazy wife? - Yes, oh Tue... 16 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,877 I just want to light candles in the little eyes. 17 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:22,868 Is that my cheese sandwich you're eating? 18 00:03:23,080 --> 00:03:27,198 Ivan asked if we would live in a collective in Herlev. 19 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,995 Smart, when the kindergarten located on Christianshavn? 20 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:37,309 It was supposed to be a big family. We could also make our own. 21 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:41,479 Not now. Why does the alarm clock not work? 22 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,797 It is a capitalist invention. It's going to meet it's downfall. 23 00:03:45,000 --> 00:03:49,949 Do you have to work a lot today? - Yes, I do not have time to eat. 24 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,118 Poor little man. 25 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,513 Good morning. 26 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:13,954 Have you forgotten anything? - Yes, it's Saturday. I'm free. 27 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,277 It's damn true. - You're enjoying yourself. 28 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:22,713 The brain works better when it has received sausage food. Do you want? 29 00:04:22,920 --> 00:04:27,516 I have the food package. If you're free, I'm free too. 30 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:32,191 Shall we not go into the woods? - Let's talk about the extended family. 31 00:04:32,400 --> 00:04:36,712 You mean because we can't live here? - I was thinking of our own family. 32 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:41,869 It runs nowhere. - The forest does not either, we can make everything. 33 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:48,280 Clausen... 34 00:04:49,320 --> 00:04:55,634 Regina had a visit last night. He saw the police in the street and ran away. 35 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,310 He has left the jacket as collateral. 36 00:04:59,520 --> 00:05:04,071 What do you think? - Let them know about it, you. 37 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,670 Where are you going? - In the forest. 38 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:11,634 That was a good idea. Enjoy. 39 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:18,711 Should we not also go into the woods? Where did she go? 40 00:05:18,920 --> 00:05:22,959 Now it's not a nuisance with Bimmer, is it? 41 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:27,312 I have to shop, but then Olsen looks for him. 42 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:30,796 I could not tell Egon... - Egon? 43 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:35,278 Yes, his name is Egon. He is employed by the municipality. 44 00:05:35,480 --> 00:05:40,793 Thank you, Mrs Olsen. - You're welcome. Come on, Bimmer. 45 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:47,313 Can you then go to bed? Here's the pacifier. 46 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:52,196 What are you doing? - Trying to get the Bimmer goat to sleep. 47 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:56,632 Karla would like to borrow our nice coffee set and liqueur glass. 48 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:59,274 Did you get Bimmer as a mortgage? 49 00:05:59,480 --> 00:06:03,155 I take care of him while her new friend is here. 50 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:08,673 I want to go to the woods today. - You do not like that. . . 51 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:13,829 Today I want a good walk in the woods. Why do we have to look after Bimmer? 52 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,999 We? It's like Karla's new friend... 53 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:24,230 ... Egon. He is at the municipality. He does not know Karla has Bimmer. 54 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:29,230 It's nothing to be ashamed of. We are then human beings. 55 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:34,594 She want to tell it slowly. - How do you say it slowly? 56 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:37,837 Nonsense, there must be clean lines. 57 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:44,673 You did not say you were engaged when we met on that course. 58 00:06:46,360 --> 00:06:51,912 It was something else. It's been so long ago, too. 59 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:58,234 Do you remember the last time she did not tell her friend about Bimmer? 60 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,876 He ran as soon as he found out. - He was not worth anything. 61 00:07:02,080 --> 00:07:07,871 She howled for three weeks. It's better to say it before it's too hot. 62 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:13,871 If he does not like it, he can go. Bimmer and I go in and say hello. 63 00:07:14,080 --> 00:07:19,074 You cannot do that. Think about Karla. - That's damn what I am. 64 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:51,349 You probably did not expect that, buddy. 65 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:55,553 He is her's and his name is Bimmer. - Yes sir. 66 00:07:55,760 --> 00:08:01,756 It strikes me like a harvest flower, you must have a shepherd's hour. We take care of him. 67 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:07,398 But it must be serious. No excursions. There is no shame. 68 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:13,118 Better with the truth than an anonymous message later. 69 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:19,031 We have received an anonymous report. - Already? People are damn sweet. 70 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:23,950 Then it's no secret, Egon. Is not your name Egon? 71 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:28,551 My name is Villy. - Are you not going to Karla? 72 00:08:28,760 --> 00:08:33,470 Do not listen to him. He is a pathological liar. 73 00:08:38,120 --> 00:08:41,078 What are you going then? - Up on the twig. 74 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:46,877 There must be young people living there. It is forbidden according to the Fire Inspectorate. 75 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:51,232 The whole house is unfit for human habitation since 15 years ago. 76 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:56,639 After the previous tenant, a ban has been imposed on the apartment being inhabited. 77 00:08:56,840 --> 00:09:01,630 The young people have to move out. - What young people? 78 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:08,154 Those we have received letters living there. - Do not believe what people say anonymously. 79 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:12,478 The caretaker told... - Meyer is blastered drunk. 80 00:09:12,680 --> 00:09:17,435 He's talking about some before the previous. - I want check myself. 81 00:09:55,520 --> 00:10:00,640 See for yourself, no one lives there. So what does Tue and Rikke mean? 82 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:06,790 It says "" No drinking ". From back when drunks stayed up here. 83 00:10:07,000 --> 00:10:12,472 It says "" Tue and Rikke "". - That is, from when there were pigeon blows. 84 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:16,798 Tue and Rikke were carrier pigeons. - Who's it? 85 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:20,231 It's laid down long ago. - What is it now? 86 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:24,274 It's a kind of storeroom. - Whose is that? 87 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:28,234 The whole house. - So you have a key then? 88 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:33,389 I always throw keys away. - Who has one then? 89 00:10:33,600 --> 00:10:38,515 Ooh... Larsen here next door. Then I'll talk to him. 90 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:44,078 He's not here. He also works on Saturdays. He's an installer. 91 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:47,829 When will he be back? - Later. At three o'clock. 92 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,600 Then I'll come again. 93 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:07,072 Is that you, Egon? Come in. - Yes please. 94 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:10,238 No, that's too much. 95 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,354 If you come again, Larsen will probably be home. 96 00:11:15,560 --> 00:11:19,599 Well Larsen is... - You must be very sorry. 97 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:24,874 Goodbye. I'll give Larsen a message. - Do you have any keys for the storeroom? 98 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:29,756 The storage room? - Where Ms. Ludvigsen lived... 99 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:35,557 Well there lives... - Meyer! Now you have moved again. 100 00:11:35,760 --> 00:11:39,389 Oh... - There must be no storage room. 101 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:42,797 That has to be cleared. Do not worry . 102 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:52,549 It was the Fire Brigade. - Is it burning? 103 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:58,551 Tue and Rikke must not live up there. - I said that when they moved in. 104 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:02,878 It is forbidden. - Where are they going to move to? 105 00:12:03,080 --> 00:12:07,232 I can see that. - We must get hold of Larsen. 106 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:12,070 You just said he's not home. - Now use the one there to think with. 107 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:19,072 You also always scold the damn thing. - Pick up Larsen, and come up to me. 108 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,550 Fascist. 109 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:26,116 Get some more beer. - Are you going to drink? 110 00:12:26,320 --> 00:12:29,949 Time to work! Just open up. - Hello, Mrs Olsen. 111 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:34,438 They also get younger and younger. - As you can say it. 112 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:43,559 Oh no. Now put that broom, Meyer, and relax. 113 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:47,514 Are you not going to babysit Bimmer? - What? 114 00:12:47,720 --> 00:12:52,953 But if you have something to eat, you have to take care of him in an hour. 115 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,549 It's fine. 116 00:12:55,760 --> 00:13:00,880 Larsen, we're going to make a break. - I've given up on that sort of thing. 117 00:13:01,080 --> 00:13:06,279 I consider myself an emeritus. - I do not care what the fuck you are. 118 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:10,439 We're going to make that break. Call it an unannounced visit. 119 00:13:10,640 --> 00:13:14,349 No thanks. - We're doing a good deed. 120 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,518 For ourselves or others? - Tue and Rikke. 121 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:20,996 I keep friendship and business strictly separate. 122 00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:27,469 Well, they must not live up there. - What has that got to do with me? 123 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:34,550 More coffee? - What? Yes please. 124 00:13:50,840 --> 00:13:56,915 So you live here. - Yes... here I live then. 125 00:13:57,120 --> 00:14:01,318 Here is pretty neat. What a beautiful coffee set. 126 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:04,478 Yes, I got it... 127 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:09,196 No. . . I borrowed it from Mrs. Olsen. 128 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:15,111 I know that well. I also sometimes borrow Birger's carriage. 129 00:14:16,200 --> 00:14:21,957 It's not easy to get an apartment. You are not entitled to housing. 130 00:14:22,160 --> 00:14:28,156 No, but I knew one.... - Well, yes, that's what applies today. 131 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,158 I.... - Otherwise you can... 132 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:34,875 You first. - No, you're a guest. 133 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:38,595 Oh yeah. Well, I would... 134 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:45,799 What beautiful potted plants. Do you water them yourself? 135 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:51,199 Yes ... because I have green fingers, as they say. 136 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:02,837 Shouldn't we have a little liqueur? - Yes, thank you. 137 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,470 Yes, I have a banana liqueur. - Oh... 138 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:18,550 I've never tasted banana liqueurs. - It tastes almost like bananas. 139 00:15:18,760 --> 00:15:23,276 Would you rather have a beer? - What? No no. 140 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,310 What a beautiful glass. - Yes... 141 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:32,479 I also borrowed them from Mrs. Olsen. - Oh... 142 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:44,476 Thanks. 143 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:55,918 Cheers. - Cheers. 144 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:09,637 Do we need some music? - Yes. 145 00:16:09,840 --> 00:16:16,029 I even play a little guitar. - I think I have a record with a guitar. 146 00:16:27,520 --> 00:16:31,149 You, Karla... shall we not dance? 147 00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:36,309 At early noon? I have never danced in the morning. 148 00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:40,149 And I have never drunk banana licorice this early. 149 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:46,310 Maybe you would rather have a beer? - Yes, now that you say it. 150 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:08,396 I don't need a glass. Is it yours? - No! 151 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:12,639 No... it's my sister's. - I see. 152 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:16,958 His name is Bimmer. He is nice. - Oh. 153 00:17:18,680 --> 00:17:21,638 Shall we Dance? 154 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,835 You take the pillow. Larsen snatches the table. 155 00:17:44,040 --> 00:17:48,397 Also take the screen. I grab some chairs. 156 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:53,196 No, what are you doing? My pretty Moroccan pillow... 157 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:57,791 Relax. Nothing is happening. - I'm going out. 158 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,515 We're busy here. - Men! 159 00:18:06,280 --> 00:18:08,919 Yes, yes, such. 160 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,158 Yes, yes, yes. There, there. 161 00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,390 Haven't you come any further? 162 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:49,953 Well, you know what, Olsen? You're damn long about it. 163 00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:53,038 Shut your trap, Meyer! 164 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:57,233 Give a hand. - When I'm done with the warm. 165 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:03,959 It's heavy. It is well worn. - Take it. We need a new one. 166 00:19:04,160 --> 00:19:09,154 I do not want to do without it. - There he sleeps with the monkey cat. 167 00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:15,151 Susi is not a monkey. - Lift it now, Meyer, this shit. 168 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:21,151 Now you have to watch him, I need to go. I do not have a bit in the house. 169 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:27,276 No, now that's damn enough. Now I'm going straight up to Karla. 170 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,870 What do you say? - Yes it is true. 171 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,038 Is your kid? - Yes. 172 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:37,550 You did not say anything about that before. - Nah... 173 00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:42,151 It didn't matter if we only had to see each other a few times. 174 00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:45,955 But I like you... 175 00:19:46,160 --> 00:19:51,029 A kid? It's damn pretty much straight at once. 176 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,793 (the doorbell rings) 177 00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:06,549 Yes, you have to apologize a lot, but we have a lot to do in the house today. 178 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:11,231 I'm telling you, Bimmer is the damn nicest young man. 179 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:17,879 Here you go, he's yours, and you'll be damn happy about that. Goodbye, Bimmer. 180 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:23,871 Now you know that. - He looks damn cute. 181 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:28,835 What is it you call him? Bimmer? Hi, Bimmer. 182 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,154 Well, are you so happy? 183 00:20:33,360 --> 00:20:37,399 Yes. But we got the review and it needs to be cleared. 184 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:43,550 Take it easy. You're just doing your duty. Come on, I'll give a beer. 185 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:49,155 Well, but... 186 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:53,148 They must have had many of those... 187 00:20:53,360 --> 00:21:00,118 Good day . Funny to greet you. Do you see it looks like a storeroom? 188 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:06,270 Yes, but it needs to be cleared. - Now we've had all that work. 189 00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:12,919 Yes, in getting people to help. Take it easy. It will be removed. 190 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:18,797 Everyone helps. We do not want outstanding with the authorities. 191 00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:24,632 Wow, no. I said that too. We do not want anything outstanding. 192 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:30,517 We remove that. Right, Meyer? - Yes, when Tue and Rikke come back. Ouch! 193 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:36,317 You must be very sorry. - Where is he always unlucky though. 194 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:40,593 Inside with you. He's on that all day. 195 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:45,749 That was the beer, Olsen. - You're right, Larsen. 196 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:51,557 Whatever you come up with, I'll have my television at half past seven! 197 00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:07,556 Hurry up. - What's so important? 198 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,230 The extended family. I forgot my keys. 199 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:14,398 Where it looks like you. Tue! 200 00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:28,751 Subtitles Essery.