1 00:00:10,287 --> 00:00:14,560 IT'S NOT ORANGES- IT'S HORSES 2 00:01:43,567 --> 00:01:47,116 Hello... hello! Young man, are you a painter? 3 00:01:47,287 --> 00:01:50,245 Yes, are you interested? It's my last. 4 00:01:50,407 --> 00:01:51,487 No, I need to have the ceiling whitewashed. 5 00:01:51,488 --> 00:01:55,885 Is that not for you? It's impossible to get a craftsman. 6 00:02:09,527 --> 00:02:12,644 - Here you go. - Thanks. 7 00:02:12,807 --> 00:02:16,243 I'm afraid you'll lose again, mate. 8 00:02:16,407 --> 00:02:21,003 I probably do that. I'm a born loser. 9 00:02:31,127 --> 00:02:35,086 - What are you doing anyway? - I'm a sculptor. 10 00:02:35,207 --> 00:02:37,846 - Is it worth it? - No. 11 00:02:37,967 --> 00:02:40,925 Why don't you chop something else? 12 00:02:41,087 --> 00:02:45,922 If it doesn't pay to cut pictures, then cut radios? 13 00:02:46,087 --> 00:02:50,603 You misunderstand. I am a real sculptor with a hammer and chisel, like Thorvaldsen, you know. 14 00:02:50,767 --> 00:02:53,645 Are you an artist? 15 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:59,245 So don't want to sit here with you. I have nothing against thieves, whores or capitalists - 16 00:02:59,407 --> 00:03:05,039 - but to play with an artist, that's where I set the limit. 17 00:03:06,127 --> 00:03:10,882 - Did you hear that? - Yes! Is there anything to say about that? 18 00:03:11,047 --> 00:03:14,437 - What do you mean? - They are a parasite on society. 19 00:03:14,607 --> 00:03:17,565 The whore or thief risks getting caught. 20 00:03:17,687 --> 00:03:21,999 The capitalist risks a life for fraud. What do you risk? 21 00:03:22,127 --> 00:03:25,802 I can't follow you... 22 00:03:25,927 --> 00:03:32,082 Every Danish taxpayer pays 3 hours a year to the State's Art fund. 23 00:03:32,247 --> 00:03:36,479 What do we get for that money... Art? No, shit in curry! 24 00:03:36,647 --> 00:03:39,684 I receive no money from the Art Foundation. 25 00:03:39,847 --> 00:03:44,443 What do I care! It is a question of principles. 26 00:03:44,607 --> 00:03:47,758 A modern society does not need art. 27 00:03:47,927 --> 00:03:51,203 We need production and tax reduction. 28 00:03:51,327 --> 00:03:54,364 If you speak against me, you will get a pair on the coat! 29 00:03:54,487 --> 00:03:58,560 It is below my level to talk more with you. 30 00:04:25,527 --> 00:04:28,325 Good day. My name is Richard Hansen. 31 00:04:28,487 --> 00:04:32,685 - Aah, good day. - I have assumed a picture. 32 00:04:32,847 --> 00:04:38,763 - May I see how it hangs? - Yes, they hang out in here. 33 00:04:48,927 --> 00:04:52,237 What the Satan in Hell is the point of that?! 34 00:04:52,407 --> 00:04:56,525 - Where is my picture? - They both hang there. 35 00:04:56,647 --> 00:05:00,845 That's the packaging. It is a cardboard box lids. 36 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,118 The exhibition committee is otherwise enthusiastic. 37 00:05:04,287 --> 00:05:10,123 They think that the everyday realism in the background is epoch-making. 38 00:05:10,287 --> 00:05:13,324 I have to give them epoch-making! 39 00:05:13,487 --> 00:05:18,402 When the committee says it's art, then it's art, - 40 00:05:18,567 --> 00:05:23,038 - they have sense about it. They ruin the exhibition! 41 00:05:23,207 --> 00:05:27,644 I'm going to hell with the exhibition committee! 42 00:06:23,087 --> 00:06:27,558 - (there is a knock on the door) - Come on, Mr. Mortensen. 43 00:06:46,527 --> 00:06:49,644 Magnum... 44 00:06:49,767 --> 00:06:53,965 I wonder where they have done with the rest? 45 00:07:01,127 --> 00:07:04,437 Mortensen, really I should be furious. 46 00:07:04,607 --> 00:07:10,955 No, little lady, it is I, who have reason to be furious. 47 00:07:12,567 --> 00:07:16,845 They buy luxury goods in cash everywhere but from me. 48 00:07:17,047 --> 00:07:23,520 - They don't have any luxury goods! - Then I have a bill for you. 49 00:07:23,727 --> 00:07:30,166 - God, 367 crowns... - Yes, and it is 3 months old. 50 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:35,805 And then there's the rent, if that doesn't bother you purely artistic - 51 00:07:35,967 --> 00:07:40,757 - to talk about something as ordinary as money. 52 00:07:42,287 --> 00:07:48,760 - The rent is not yet. - No, that was 14 days ago. 53 00:07:53,127 --> 00:07:57,564 - What are we going to do then? - We put you on the street. 54 00:07:57,687 --> 00:08:03,444 If you have not paid by tomorrow at 12. Shame for you. 55 00:08:06,647 --> 00:08:10,526 Why don't you paint something proper instead of oranges? 56 00:08:10,647 --> 00:08:16,324 It's not oranges. It's horses. 57 00:08:16,447 --> 00:08:19,120 Any idiot can tell it's oranges. 58 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:22,080 Maybe for an idiot. For others it is horses. 59 00:08:22,207 --> 00:08:27,235 Then it's horse pairs! Anyway, it's some shit. 60 00:08:32,607 --> 00:08:37,044 What was it?! Did you say idiot? 61 00:08:37,887 --> 00:08:41,800 That's not how you talk to a creditor, little lady. 62 00:08:41,967 --> 00:08:46,438 That's not how you talk to a host. 63 00:08:46,607 --> 00:08:50,998 Especially me! Is the rent not paid by tomorrow at 12, then it's out! 64 00:08:59,487 --> 00:09:01,955 (there's a knock on the door) 65 00:09:03,647 --> 00:09:09,279 - What's up now, Mortensen? - (there is a knock on the door) 66 00:09:12,607 --> 00:09:15,201 Sorry. I thought it was a bill. 67 00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:19,121 Does a painter Richard Hansen live here? 68 00:09:19,287 --> 00:09:23,803 - He is not at home. - When you live here, then you can sign off. 69 00:09:23,967 --> 00:09:30,725 Is it necessary? He will probably have to appear in the district court again. 70 00:09:30,927 --> 00:09:33,885 Goodbye. 71 00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:12,645 What happened? It's like people don't like us. 72 00:10:13,487 --> 00:10:19,323 - As soon as they hear we're Artists, we get the cold shoulder. - It's the Art Foundation, you. 73 00:10:20,207 --> 00:10:24,120 Yes, and the culture-pit. and whatever that crap is called. 74 00:10:24,287 --> 00:10:29,486 - When people hear the word art, they feel cheated... _ They usually are. 75 00:10:34,527 --> 00:10:37,803 Whoa, whoa, what's that, Hansen!? 76 00:10:37,927 --> 00:10:43,399 Now it's rent by tomorrow at 12. Otherwise, it's out. 77 00:10:43,607 --> 00:10:47,759 - What was that, Mortensen? - Mind your own business. 78 00:10:55,367 --> 00:10:57,562 Hey. 79 00:10:59,407 --> 00:11:02,717 (The door opens) 80 00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:21,163 Talentless amateurs! 81 00:11:22,447 --> 00:11:26,281 - Do you mean us? - Yes, you too. All people in the entire world. 82 00:11:26,447 --> 00:11:32,522 - How are they treating us! - Something happened? Who kicked you? 83 00:11:32,647 --> 00:11:36,606 I have accepted 2 photos at Charlottenborg. 84 00:11:36,727 --> 00:11:41,084 - What do you have?! - Congratulations, you old man! 85 00:11:41,207 --> 00:11:47,646 - It's gorgeous! - No! I have only submitted one. 86 00:11:47,807 --> 00:11:50,480 What do you mean by that? 87 00:11:50,607 --> 00:11:55,203 I had packed it in two layers of cardboard boxes. 88 00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:59,645 They have assumed them. And discarded my picture. 89 00:11:59,767 --> 00:12:03,760 - It's very funny! - God it isn't! 90 00:12:04,887 --> 00:12:10,678 It's a disaster. I had just bought brandy wine. 91 00:12:10,807 --> 00:12:14,766 I thought we were going to have a party. 92 00:12:18,847 --> 00:12:23,284 Do any of you have any money? 93 00:12:23,447 --> 00:12:28,202 Well, no. How will I get something to eat then? 94 00:12:28,327 --> 00:12:35,517 - Our Lord softens the air... - No, but I will. 95 00:12:42,247 --> 00:12:45,319 How about clearing the table? 96 00:12:49,447 --> 00:12:52,484 You could at least empty the ashtray. 97 00:12:52,607 --> 00:12:58,477 I was a model in a porn series. It brings money. 98 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:03,562 - A glass is missing. - Drink from the sugar bowl. 99 00:13:03,767 --> 00:13:07,123 We put it here. Then we know where we have it. 100 00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:11,967 In case anyone wants a sugar cube... 101 00:13:11,967 --> 00:13:15,084 (music) 102 00:13:53,287 --> 00:13:58,042 Thorvaldsen must sit at the end of the table. 103 00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:03,757 Thorvaldsen must sit well. 104 00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:09,001 He needs a little pillow in the back... a little pillow in the bottom. 105 00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:13,004 Then Thorvaldsen sits well. 106 00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:21,876 Do you want a small one? We might as well be friends. 107 00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:26,604 You will experience good outdoors and swimming. 108 00:14:35,247 --> 00:14:38,205 Now I have it! 109 00:14:38,367 --> 00:14:44,966 - You have to clean up! - It can't be of any use. 110 00:14:45,127 --> 00:14:50,645 Here it will look exactly the same again. 111 00:14:55,127 --> 00:15:00,247 We can at least throw away the prosecutor's letters. 112 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:04,076 None of us read them. 113 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:07,358 Bills, bills. 114 00:15:07,527 --> 00:15:11,361 Reminder letters, solicitor's letters... 115 00:15:11,527 --> 00:15:15,406 Keep track of what people throw out for postage. 116 00:15:15,567 --> 00:15:19,321 No, it's for me. 117 00:15:19,647 --> 00:15:24,084 Bills... oops, what kind of letter is that? 118 00:15:24,247 --> 00:15:27,922 It is a registered letter to Richard. I signed for it. 119 00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:32,716 Holy shit. It is from the State's Art Foundation. 120 00:15:32,887 --> 00:15:38,041 - It's a refusal. Away! - They don't write when it's a refusal. 121 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,796 They didn't write when I got rejected. 122 00:15:41,967 --> 00:15:46,483 No, to you! I had to call in there myself and ask. 123 00:15:46,607 --> 00:15:49,280 How stupid you are. Give it to me. 124 00:15:57,687 --> 00:16:00,838 Yes, it's a rejection. Definitely. 125 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:07,840 ''Mr. painter Richard Hansen. l petition of 19.4. -'' 126 00:16:08,007 --> 00:16:12,080 " - have you applied for a grant of DKK 20,000..." 127 00:16:12,207 --> 00:16:18,555 "... younger artists... The amount cannot be granted." 128 00:16:26,127 --> 00:16:32,202 It is well done. No motivation. Just a no. 129 00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:37,764 To one of the country's most talented painters. 130 00:16:37,887 --> 00:16:44,201 - Yes, they also said no to you. - And also to me. 131 00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:48,486 - Why? - It's quite straightforward. 132 00:16:48,647 --> 00:16:54,643 Your art is abstract, absurd, modernist and incomprehensible. 133 00:16:56,607 --> 00:16:59,838 But it is not incomprehensible enough. 134 00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:04,956 I am not a social democrat, belong to no clan or clique - 135 00:17:05,167 --> 00:17:10,366 - or sits on some political or artistic council you can exploit. 136 00:17:12,847 --> 00:17:16,760 You only have one thing, and that is talent. 137 00:17:16,927 --> 00:17:23,480 They only become famous when they are dead. But then it will be too. 138 00:17:23,607 --> 00:17:29,000 We can only live on it when we are dead. 139 00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:34,996 - What did I say? - You said... 140 00:17:35,127 --> 00:17:38,915 Oops, something's not right. 141 00:17:39,087 --> 00:17:44,036 We can only live on it when we are dead. 142 00:17:47,407 --> 00:17:52,083 We can only live off it if one of you is dead. 143 00:17:52,207 --> 00:17:54,960 Who will be famous first? 144 00:17:55,727 --> 00:18:02,644 Can't you see; If one of you commits suicide, then we are lucky! 145 00:18:05,207 --> 00:18:10,122 She is right. If you killed yourself, - 146 00:18:10,287 --> 00:18:14,280 - then the rest of us could make a memorial exhibition. 147 00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:22,121 - Then you are famous. - Then sell all your pictures and get money. 148 00:18:22,287 --> 00:18:27,122 And then we get calm to do something properly. 149 00:18:27,287 --> 00:18:32,361 Why should I kill myself? It could be you too. 150 00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:39,399 No, I'm not that vain, I can wait for fame. 151 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:42,718 Yes, but I don't want to. 152 00:18:42,847 --> 00:18:45,645 I thought you were a friend otherwise. 153 00:18:45,807 --> 00:18:50,244 Sitting here wishing I was dead? 154 00:18:50,407 --> 00:18:53,604 - No, it wasn't meant to be. - Yeah... 155 00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:15,645 Shall we play about it? 156 00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:21,000 - About what? - About which of you will die. 157 00:19:23,647 --> 00:19:32,077 - Yes... I'm on that one. - Zero. I always lose in games. 158 00:19:32,287 --> 00:19:36,360 Well, you do too. 159 00:19:37,487 --> 00:19:43,198 - Shall I guess for you? - No, I'd better do it myself, alright. 160 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:57,958 A moment... 161 00:20:25,927 --> 00:20:28,999 Who is starting? 162 00:20:29,567 --> 00:20:34,004 - I'm sitting in the back. - Why? 163 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:38,843 Before you wanted to kill me. I must have a chance now. 164 00:20:38,967 --> 00:20:43,677 Okay. You're laying out, Max. 165 00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:49,965 There are 9. 166 00:20:52,087 --> 00:20:56,000 There is... bare ass. 167 00:20:56,487 --> 00:21:01,686 You are so stupid that it pisses you off. 168 00:21:01,807 --> 00:21:05,243 One cannot be known to guess. 169 00:21:05,407 --> 00:21:10,925 You have full house... it's 3. You have bare ass. 170 00:21:11,047 --> 00:21:15,165 There are 6. I have 2 with me. 171 00:21:17,127 --> 00:21:22,440 - Then I'm out of it. - Okay. 172 00:21:30,567 --> 00:21:36,403 There are... 4. 173 00:21:42,007 --> 00:21:45,522 There are 6. 174 00:21:57,527 --> 00:22:01,406 What did I say? I always lose. 175 00:22:01,567 --> 00:22:06,482 - It's you. - You can easily say that. 176 00:22:06,767 --> 00:22:12,683 It was a really bad idea. It was no idea at all. 177 00:22:12,887 --> 00:22:17,677 - Why? - Max is a sculptor. 178 00:22:17,887 --> 00:22:23,245 What does it help him to be famous? We can't live off that. 179 00:22:23,367 --> 00:22:26,518 People don't want to buy statues. 180 00:22:26,687 --> 00:22:30,521 And not his at all. 181 00:22:33,287 --> 00:22:38,236 Completely true. It's wrong, it's going to be me. 182 00:22:38,407 --> 00:22:41,558 I've always thought so. 183 00:22:41,767 --> 00:22:45,123 So what? 184 00:22:47,687 --> 00:22:54,001 - Then it must be you. - Why? 185 00:22:54,127 --> 00:22:59,440 I won after all. So it can't be me. 186 00:23:12,487 --> 00:23:17,003 Excellent... excellent. 187 00:23:19,927 --> 00:23:22,885 Fine. 188 00:23:42,647 --> 00:23:45,719 (a bang) 189 00:23:45,847 --> 00:23:49,727 No, now it must stop! Out with you! 190 00:23:49,727 --> 00:23:50,796 No, now it must stop! Out with you! 191 00:23:50,927 --> 00:23:56,797 No, now it must stop. Can you come out! 192 00:23:56,927 --> 00:23:59,760 This has to stop. 193 00:24:01,487 --> 00:24:06,322 Out... away with you. That's it! 194 00:24:23,567 --> 00:24:28,561 - Steffen, wait until tomorrow. - Don't do anything rash. 195 00:24:28,727 --> 00:24:32,481 Don't take it so literally. 196 00:24:46,007 --> 00:24:51,286 That someone can go so crazy from drinking liquor. 197 00:24:53,127 --> 00:24:59,362 - I think he means it. - No, wait until he sobers up. 198 00:25:03,487 --> 00:25:06,638 (a bump) 199 00:25:07,207 --> 00:25:11,120 Stop that nonsense! Now you've tried it. 200 00:25:11,247 --> 00:25:16,560 - Come and get a little one. - Take gas, it won't dust. 201 00:25:16,687 --> 00:25:23,206 - Have you gone insane everyone?! - Now let him take gas. 202 00:25:23,367 --> 00:25:27,042 No!... Steffen! 203 00:25:31,207 --> 00:25:34,165 Farewell, you old man. Be well. 204 00:25:34,287 --> 00:25:37,962 There is no reason to be tactless. 205 00:25:38,127 --> 00:25:44,157 - We can't just let him die! - An agreement is an agreement. 206 00:25:49,807 --> 00:25:53,322 You can save yourself on that. 207 00:25:53,527 --> 00:25:58,965 - Why? - The gas was closed this morning. 208 00:25:59,927 --> 00:26:03,966 We haven't paid the bill. 209 00:26:05,607 --> 00:26:08,838 I'll have to come up with something. 210 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:14,043 - Good luck. - No, Steffen... 211 00:26:14,167 --> 00:26:18,718 What will you do if he succeeds? 212 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:23,005 Steffen! Steffen! 213 00:26:26,287 --> 00:26:29,567 An agreement is an agreement. One have to stick to it. 214 00:26:29,887 --> 00:26:32,924 Steffen! 215 00:26:35,447 --> 00:26:38,678 Steffen! 216 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:48,278 Steffen! ... Steffen! 217 00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:12,085 Steffen! 218 00:30:44,367 --> 00:30:50,044 Why do you want to save me when you can't even swim? 219 00:30:50,207 --> 00:30:54,405 - Whoa, you wanted to save me! - No. 220 00:30:54,567 --> 00:30:57,445 Why did you jump in? 221 00:30:57,567 --> 00:31:01,321 - Why did you jump in? - Why did you jump in? 222 00:31:01,487 --> 00:31:07,323 - Because I wanted to drown. - I who thought you were a hero. 223 00:31:07,487 --> 00:31:11,275 Well, would you also drown yourself? 224 00:31:11,447 --> 00:31:18,478 - Yes. - Then let's drown together. 225 00:31:18,607 --> 00:31:24,159 - No, you can't do that. - Why not? 226 00:31:24,287 --> 00:31:27,757 We hardly know each other. 227 00:31:51,967 --> 00:31:55,482 (a doer gets up) 228 00:32:04,687 --> 00:32:08,805 Well...I thought you were dead. 229 00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:15,838 It's not that easy to kill yourself, just so you know. 230 00:32:15,967 --> 00:32:19,880 - Where did you pick her up? - ln the channel. 231 00:32:20,007 --> 00:32:23,443 Can't you get night piece and quiet. 232 00:32:24,607 --> 00:32:28,759 She also tried to kill herself. 233 00:32:31,767 --> 00:32:36,158 Can't you get her some nice clothes? 234 00:32:44,447 --> 00:32:47,883 (bump) 235 00:32:54,527 --> 00:32:57,439 Thanks. 236 00:33:21,607 --> 00:33:24,644 - May I ride along? - Where are you going? 237 00:33:24,807 --> 00:33:28,277 - Away. On North. - Okay. Just jump in. 238 00:33:45,767 --> 00:33:49,680 - Do you want to come up and have coffee? - No, thanks. I want to stay here. 239 00:33:49,887 --> 00:33:54,881 - Do you have a piece of paper? - Yes, in the glove compartment. 240 00:36:21,607 --> 00:36:27,284 - Where is Richard? - Richard? I didn't know that. 241 00:36:27,487 --> 00:36:34,199 - He ran after Steffen last night. - Oh, yes. Shouldn't you have committed suicide last night? 242 00:36:34,367 --> 00:36:37,325 What became of it? 243 00:36:37,487 --> 00:36:41,366 14 hours ago. Should you keep putting it off? 244 00:36:41,487 --> 00:36:46,356 - I'm thinking hard about it... - Are you backing out? 245 00:36:46,527 --> 00:36:52,318 No, no, but what about postponing it? Just a few days. 246 00:36:52,447 --> 00:36:56,076 I'd rather get a lot out of it, right? 247 00:36:56,247 --> 00:37:00,126 If I paint a lot of sketches... 248 00:37:00,327 --> 00:37:04,366 Something reminiscent of my streak, so… 249 00:37:04,487 --> 00:37:06,717 So what? 250 00:37:06,847 --> 00:37:10,726 So there are more pictures after my death, right? 251 00:37:10,807 --> 00:37:16,803 It's for your own sake. I think we should postpone it. 252 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:21,759 God, what does this look like! 253 00:37:21,887 --> 00:37:27,917 - Who is it? - Yes, what is your name? 254 00:37:28,047 --> 00:37:33,599 - Else lversen. - We will kill ourselves together. 255 00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:37,077 That's why I wanted a postponement. 256 00:37:37,247 --> 00:37:41,718 We want to get to know each other better first. 257 00:37:41,847 --> 00:37:45,522 Where would such a cool girl kill herself? 258 00:37:45,647 --> 00:37:50,323 She has it all. Soup, fish, roast and cake. 259 00:37:50,527 --> 00:37:54,884 Everything a sculptor needs... artistically. 260 00:37:55,007 --> 00:37:58,795 - You can't make a living being pretty. - You have. 261 00:37:59,127 --> 00:38:02,244 (there's a knock on the door) 262 00:38:02,367 --> 00:38:05,723 - Why don't you open up? - Shhh. 263 00:38:12,287 --> 00:38:17,645 - I thought it was a bill. - Might be. Ms. Louise Moerck. Does she live here? 264 00:38:17,767 --> 00:38:20,804 - It is me. - A registered letter. 265 00:38:20,967 --> 00:38:26,883 - Say you didn't see me. Probably uncomfortable. - Please acknowledge. 266 00:38:27,767 --> 00:38:30,804 - Good weather. - Thanks. 267 00:38:35,127 --> 00:38:39,757 It's from Sweden. Do we have any creditors in Sweden? 268 00:38:39,927 --> 00:38:43,044 Nah, not what I know. 269 00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:50,837 - It's from Richard. - Why is he writing to you? 270 00:38:50,967 --> 00:38:53,765 We shall have none of that. 271 00:38:53,887 --> 00:38:58,165 " Dear survivors. What happened last night was so desperate, -" 272 00:38:58,287 --> 00:39:02,485 " - so it was not worth bearing. I saw it myself." 273 00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:06,486 "The best always die a senseless death." 274 00:39:06,607 --> 00:39:13,080 " We'll never see each other again. Goodbye. Kind regards, Richard." 275 00:39:16,047 --> 00:39:19,801 (crying) 276 00:39:20,207 --> 00:39:24,962 - What's wrong? - It is sad when someone kills themselves. 277 00:39:26,287 --> 00:39:29,245 Was he young? 278 00:39:29,407 --> 00:39:32,240 Who? 279 00:39:32,367 --> 00:39:35,325 Him Richard. 280 00:39:37,207 --> 00:39:42,042 That can't be right. 281 00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:46,486 Well, now that he's done it... 282 00:39:46,647 --> 00:39:50,083 ... then I don't need to. 283 00:39:50,247 --> 00:39:53,398 He left behind a lot of pictures. 284 00:39:53,527 --> 00:40:00,558 How disgusting you all are! Are none of you grieving? 285 00:40:00,687 --> 00:40:06,000 Yes... of course we grieve. 286 00:40:06,127 --> 00:40:09,881 He was... he was... 287 00:40:13,727 --> 00:40:18,047 He was a good painter. 288 00:40:18,047 --> 00:40:18,285 He was a good painter. 289 00:40:31,207 --> 00:40:34,643 Aah, inspectors. Where are Hansen's pictures? 290 00:40:34,807 --> 00:40:38,402 - Who? - Isn't that the two pieces of paper? 291 00:40:38,567 --> 00:40:43,482 No, there has been a misunderstanding. They have been... removed. 292 00:40:43,647 --> 00:40:48,562 - Stolen? Were they pornographic? - No, how can you believe that about us! 293 00:40:48,687 --> 00:40:53,807 - Has the censor removed them? - Of course not. As soon as we accepted one we stick to it. 294 00:40:53,967 --> 00:40:57,004 Where are they? 295 00:40:57,127 --> 00:41:02,565 Don't like saying, but Richard Hansen has removed them himself. He was drunk and mad, - 296 00:41:02,727 --> 00:41:08,996 - ripped them off the wall and called us idiots. 297 00:41:09,127 --> 00:41:12,915 Where does he live? 298 00:41:15,647 --> 00:41:19,117 What do you do when people die? 299 00:41:22,847 --> 00:41:27,523 Isn't there something to report it? 300 00:41:27,687 --> 00:41:33,000 Yes... I'll go down and put in an obituary. 301 00:41:35,167 --> 00:41:39,922 - Don't you want to come? - No. 302 00:41:40,127 --> 00:41:44,598 I will stay here and cherish the memory of the dead. 303 00:41:45,087 --> 00:41:49,080 Hey. Editor Abel Spandabel, Ekstra Gazette. 304 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,244 Do I meet the painter Richard Hansen? 305 00:41:52,367 --> 00:41:55,325 - No. - When will he be home? 306 00:41:55,447 --> 00:42:02,478 It's about the two pictures he has accepted at Charlottenborg. 307 00:42:03,527 --> 00:42:07,281 No, he has assumed two cardboard box layers. 308 00:42:07,447 --> 00:42:11,235 Has the exhibition committee adopted the packaging? 309 00:42:11,407 --> 00:42:15,241 - Yes, exactly! - Ha-ha, it's really funny. 310 00:42:15,367 --> 00:42:20,441 - Think so? Richard doesn't think so. - You can get a smacking on the cupboard. 311 00:42:20,607 --> 00:42:25,283 - Respect for the dead! - Death? What should that mean? 312 00:42:25,447 --> 00:42:28,837 Richard killed himself last night. 313 00:42:32,127 --> 00:42:35,327 Holy shit. 314 00:42:35,327 --> 00:42:35,600 What a story. 315 00:42:35,767 --> 00:42:41,683 The exhibition committee humiliated an artist, so he killed himself. 316 00:42:41,887 --> 00:42:46,563 We adopted the two pictures because we found them talented. 317 00:42:46,727 --> 00:42:51,357 Two cardboard box layers. How would you explain it? 318 00:42:51,487 --> 00:42:57,119 He was such a great talent that his subconscious, - 319 00:42:57,247 --> 00:43:01,638 - even when he dried his brushes on cardboard, became works of art. 320 00:43:01,767 --> 00:43:05,760 That's what you say, as chairman of the referee committee. 321 00:43:05,887 --> 00:43:08,560 Yes. 322 00:43:08,687 --> 00:43:13,317 Then Richard Hansen must have been a genius. 323 00:43:14,687 --> 00:43:17,440 He was that. 324 00:43:31,247 --> 00:43:36,275 - And those are horses too? - Yes. 325 00:43:36,487 --> 00:43:40,321 Hell yeah. 326 00:43:46,047 --> 00:43:49,835 It is not of the same person. 327 00:43:49,967 --> 00:43:54,085 Well... no, it's mine. 328 00:43:56,807 --> 00:44:00,595 But it is. 329 00:44:04,527 --> 00:44:09,157 Yes, there is no doubt that he has talent. 330 00:44:09,287 --> 00:44:13,803 A lot of talent. But does it last? 331 00:44:13,927 --> 00:44:18,398 I mean… after the sensation wears off. 332 00:44:34,607 --> 00:44:37,724 Hello. Hello. 333 00:44:53,247 --> 00:44:58,924 Well... he doesn't hang in our museums or art collections. 334 00:44:59,087 --> 00:45:03,558 Saw any actual prices on him, I don't think so... 335 00:45:03,687 --> 00:45:10,399 He was a great artist and a wonderful person. 336 00:45:10,527 --> 00:45:15,476 - Who is... - Deceased's fiancee. 337 00:45:15,607 --> 00:45:21,000 His pictures are not to be sold. That would be to desecrate his art. 338 00:45:22,567 --> 00:45:27,880 You must get a small one, since it is yours for 5,000. 339 00:45:28,047 --> 00:45:31,562 Hurry before I change my mind. 340 00:45:31,687 --> 00:45:36,602 So I wanted to have the little one over in the corner with the horses. 341 00:45:38,087 --> 00:45:43,684 - Who should I write the check to? - Me. To Ms. Else lversen. 342 00:45:51,247 --> 00:45:54,319 - Here you go. - Thanks. 343 00:45:59,847 --> 00:46:04,637 I hope I can buy some of his pictures later. 344 00:46:05,647 --> 00:46:08,923 I hardly think so. 345 00:46:16,127 --> 00:46:19,085 Let me see that check! 346 00:46:19,207 --> 00:46:22,517 It is good enough. You're a bit of a contender. 347 00:46:22,687 --> 00:46:26,726 If you hadn't said you were his fiancee... 348 00:46:26,847 --> 00:46:32,717 I was his fiancee. We had planned to die together. 349 00:46:32,887 --> 00:46:36,721 But he beat me to the punch. 350 00:46:36,887 --> 00:46:40,038 No, we decided that one of us would die. 351 00:46:40,167 --> 00:46:43,045 - It wasn't Richard. - It was me! 352 00:46:43,167 --> 00:46:49,686 - We decided we wanted to kill us together. - You didn't know Richard. 353 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:55,962 I did not?! Richard and I have lived together for the past 3 years. 354 00:46:56,087 --> 00:47:01,844 We have all lived together. Richard was not engaged. 355 00:47:01,967 --> 00:47:05,403 On the contrary. He was banging all over town. 356 00:47:05,567 --> 00:47:10,197 That's what I'm saying. You didn't know Richard. 357 00:47:10,367 --> 00:47:13,404 You can scam an art dealer. But not us. 358 00:47:13,527 --> 00:47:18,043 - If you run with the money... - Money doesn't interest me. 359 00:47:18,167 --> 00:47:21,477 You can have have them. 360 00:47:21,767 --> 00:47:25,203 I want to make Richard famous. 361 00:47:26,527 --> 00:47:31,157 It is my duty to the memory of my beloved. 362 00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:40,802 I want to be interviewed for the newspapers. 363 00:47:40,967 --> 00:47:46,041 I want to tell the public what he was really like. 364 00:47:55,527 --> 00:47:58,485 What was he really like? 365 00:47:58,607 --> 00:48:02,805 How he was as an artist, posterity must judge. 366 00:48:02,927 --> 00:48:08,447 What he was like as a person belongs to privacy. 367 00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:36,285 I will never get over the loss of this unique person. 368 00:48:36,407 --> 00:48:41,037 Has it not enriched your life to know such a great artist? 369 00:48:41,207 --> 00:48:45,166 Yes. 370 00:49:41,367 --> 00:49:44,803 - May I ask a single question? - Gladly. 371 00:49:44,927 --> 00:49:50,285 Isn't it difficult to get rid of all Richard Hansen's pictures? 372 00:49:50,447 --> 00:49:54,076 Yes, but I feel it is my duty for his memory. 373 00:49:54,207 --> 00:49:59,804 His art must hang so it can reach out - 374 00:49:59,927 --> 00:50:03,317 - to the general population that he loved. 375 00:50:04,367 --> 00:50:09,077 When has he loved the general population? 376 00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:12,165 None of us knew Richard. 377 00:50:12,327 --> 00:50:18,357 She is the only one who knew what he was really like. 378 00:50:18,527 --> 00:50:23,203 - I really think they were engaged. - I think so as well. 379 00:50:24,127 --> 00:50:29,997 What does she get out of it? She hands over all the money to us. 380 00:50:30,127 --> 00:50:33,961 It was good that it was Richard who died. 381 00:50:34,087 --> 00:50:37,966 We wouldn't have gotten nearly as much out of it if it was Steffen. 382 00:50:38,127 --> 00:50:41,915 You don't have to be sure of that. 383 00:51:11,407 --> 00:51:16,800 (a thunderclap) 384 00:51:18,767 --> 00:51:22,237 Do you have any fire? 385 00:51:39,127 --> 00:51:43,678 Damn what they keep writing about Richard. 386 00:51:43,847 --> 00:51:49,046 It has been 1 year since he died. They haven't written a single line about us! 387 00:51:49,167 --> 00:51:53,080 - Yes, about Else. - (doer bell) 388 00:51:56,487 --> 00:52:00,241 Here you go. 389 00:52:14,447 --> 00:52:17,405 You... 390 00:52:17,567 --> 00:52:23,199 What do we do when we've sold all of Richard's pictures? 391 00:52:23,367 --> 00:52:29,715 - I didn't know. - There will soon be no more left. 392 00:52:32,127 --> 00:52:37,963 Why hasn't he painted more! He could have done that. 393 00:52:38,767 --> 00:52:43,158 Should we see to get going? 394 00:52:44,527 --> 00:52:50,318 No, I'll stay home. I think I'll do some work today. 395 00:52:50,487 --> 00:52:54,162 (doer bell) 396 00:53:03,447 --> 00:53:06,564 It was about time. 397 00:53:08,127 --> 00:53:10,880 Thanks. 398 00:53:13,607 --> 00:53:19,000 - You... What do you think? - Yeah... 399 00:53:21,527 --> 00:53:25,520 Oh yeah, it's still really excellent. 400 00:53:25,647 --> 00:53:31,643 - It's no Richard Hansen. - No, it's not. 401 00:53:31,767 --> 00:53:37,285 I'm as good as he was! Just because I'm not dead... 402 00:53:37,407 --> 00:53:40,365 That's your own fault. You had the chance. 403 00:53:40,487 --> 00:53:43,797 We are late for it. The exhibition opens at 2 p.m. 404 00:53:43,927 --> 00:53:49,843 Since there are so few pictures left, shouldn't we raise the price? 405 00:54:22,207 --> 00:54:29,158 (he plays) 406 00:56:15,927 --> 00:56:19,078 (a thunderclap) 407 00:56:30,207 --> 00:56:33,722 What the hell! 408 00:58:33,367 --> 00:58:37,565 (a loud clap of thunder) 409 00:58:43,927 --> 00:58:46,964 Steffen! 410 00:58:50,767 --> 00:58:53,600 Richard, god damn! 411 00:58:54,847 --> 00:58:57,805 Where have you been? 412 00:58:57,967 --> 00:59:02,165 - Don't you have any food? - Yeah. 413 00:59:05,567 --> 00:59:10,482 What does it look like here? What happened? 414 00:59:14,127 --> 00:59:17,039 What do you want? 415 00:59:18,327 --> 00:59:22,878 - A beef, a little cold duck... - Aah, fillet of beef. 416 00:59:29,127 --> 00:59:32,597 (cuts with an electric knife) 417 00:59:32,767 --> 00:59:37,795 - Have you won the lottery? - No, why? 418 00:59:41,527 --> 00:59:46,078 - Don't you also have a Beer? - Yeah. 419 00:59:46,247 --> 00:59:49,717 - And brandy wine. - Yes... 420 00:59:51,367 --> 00:59:54,837 Ah yes, it was nice. 421 00:59:56,127 --> 01:00:02,475 I haven't had anything decent to eat for the last 14 days. 422 01:00:09,847 --> 01:00:13,283 - I thought you were dead. - What? 423 01:00:13,447 --> 01:00:18,237 Why should I be dead? I thought you were dead. 424 01:00:18,407 --> 01:00:22,559 - Where have you been? - In Sweden. 425 01:00:22,687 --> 01:00:26,805 All the way up north. Below the Arctic Circle. 426 01:00:38,087 --> 01:00:41,762 So... 427 01:00:41,887 --> 01:00:46,881 So... has it been a long time since you read Danish newspapers? 428 01:00:47,007 --> 01:00:52,479 I have not seen either Swedish or Danish newspapers in I don't know how long. 429 01:00:56,447 --> 01:00:59,564 You... 430 01:01:02,487 --> 01:01:06,924 I know, I tighten it. 431 01:01:07,127 --> 01:01:11,803 It looks to be going well. But can't you lend me 100 crowns? 432 01:01:11,927 --> 01:01:14,964 Yes. 433 01:01:19,647 --> 01:01:23,560 Can you give again on a 500 note? 434 01:01:23,727 --> 01:01:26,764 100 Swedes, that is. It even 134 Danes. 435 01:01:26,887 --> 01:01:30,197 You can just take them. 436 01:01:30,367 --> 01:01:36,840 - Then I can release my pictures. - Your pictures? 437 01:01:37,007 --> 01:01:42,081 I had to pawn my pictures. Otherwise I would never have come home. 438 01:01:42,247 --> 01:01:48,436 Were there... are there many? 439 01:01:48,567 --> 01:01:54,802 Yes, 26-27 pieces. Everything I've done up there. 440 01:01:56,767 --> 01:02:00,237 Have you pawned them for DKK 100? 441 01:02:00,367 --> 01:02:03,723 Yes, Swedish that is. 442 01:02:13,767 --> 01:02:16,759 What's wrong? Are you sick? 443 01:02:16,887 --> 01:02:19,799 27 pictures for DKK 100. 444 01:02:19,927 --> 01:02:23,966 You could also get that for your pictures, I'm sure of it. 445 01:02:24,087 --> 01:02:27,159 - Have you signed them? - What? 446 01:02:27,327 --> 01:02:31,639 - Have you signed them? - Yes. Why? 447 01:02:31,767 --> 01:02:37,763 - With your full name? - Yes, I usually do that. 448 01:02:37,887 --> 01:02:43,598 - Where did you pawn them? - At a grocery store in Ostersund. 449 01:02:43,727 --> 01:02:49,324 - What's his name? - I have the loan note. Why do you care? 450 01:02:49,487 --> 01:02:54,163 You're sure he's not selling them, right? 451 01:02:54,327 --> 01:02:58,367 No danger of that, no one in Ostersund wants to buy a picture of me! 452 01:02:59,927 --> 01:03:04,876 He must have had it as an obsession to paint oranges. 453 01:03:05,087 --> 01:03:10,036 - There are oranges in all the pictures. - not oranges, it's horses. 454 01:03:10,167 --> 01:03:13,477 He bought the models down at my greengrocer's. 455 01:03:13,687 --> 01:03:18,124 - For him it became horses. - You have known the genius? 456 01:03:18,287 --> 01:03:21,404 A magnificent painter and a wonderful person. 457 01:03:21,567 --> 01:03:28,643 He often came to my place when he was misunderstood. I saw early on that he was a talent. 458 01:03:28,847 --> 01:03:32,760 You always said before that it was a hoax and a fraud. 459 01:03:32,927 --> 01:03:35,885 Shut up, bitch. It's my wife. 460 01:03:36,047 --> 01:03:40,757 You have sharp fever. Shouldn't I call a doctor? 461 01:03:40,887 --> 01:03:44,038 No! It will pass. 462 01:03:47,967 --> 01:03:51,676 Have you met anyone since you got home? 463 01:03:51,847 --> 01:03:56,875 Yes, Lauritzen, but he was shitty drunk as usual... What's up now? 464 01:04:00,847 --> 01:04:06,126 - Hey. - Good day. 465 01:04:07,487 --> 01:04:09,921 Why are you looking at me like that? 466 01:04:22,247 --> 01:04:29,119 - Are you not happy to see me at all? - Who is it? 467 01:04:29,287 --> 01:04:32,438 - You know... - Nah. 468 01:04:32,567 --> 01:04:35,798 You don't want to say you don't know Richard... 469 01:04:35,927 --> 01:04:38,885 ... Hansen's very best friend. 470 01:04:39,007 --> 01:04:45,082 I am pleased. My fiancé's friends are also my friends. 471 01:04:45,207 --> 01:04:49,837 - Your fiancé? - I was engaged to Richard Hansen. 472 01:04:49,967 --> 01:04:52,845 You didn't know that? 473 01:04:53,007 --> 01:04:59,355 You haven't forgotten that, as much as you... he spoke fondly of Else. 474 01:05:05,767 --> 01:05:08,440 (the phone is ringing) 475 01:05:08,887 --> 01:05:12,038 And then unexpectedly, you appear. 476 01:05:14,807 --> 01:05:18,561 It's TV-news. We meet Ms. Else lversen? 477 01:05:18,687 --> 01:05:21,645 Yes, just a moment. 478 01:05:24,447 --> 01:05:27,598 - It is for you. - Thanks. 479 01:05:28,087 --> 01:05:32,000 Yes, hello? ... Yes it is me. 480 01:05:32,167 --> 01:05:36,160 Now immediately? Yes, of course. 481 01:05:36,367 --> 01:05:41,236 I'll take a carriage, then I can be there in a quarter of an hour. 482 01:05:41,367 --> 01:05:44,040 Yes, goodbye. 483 01:05:46,087 --> 01:05:51,115 I have to go, but I hope to see you later. 484 01:05:51,327 --> 01:05:54,603 Then you must tell me about my fiancé. 485 01:05:54,767 --> 01:05:57,645 - What are you about to do? - interviewed for TV-news. 486 01:05:57,767 --> 01:06:01,646 They want the personal story of Richard. 487 01:06:01,767 --> 01:06:06,921 Now they have heard so much about the great painter Richard Hansen. 488 01:06:07,047 --> 01:06:09,925 Now they want to know something about man. 489 01:06:11,687 --> 01:06:14,565 See you later. 490 01:06:20,927 --> 01:06:25,159 - Don't get it. Who is that girl? - It was your fiancé! 491 01:06:25,287 --> 01:06:31,556 - I've never seen her before. - Deceased fiancee. You're dead. 492 01:06:40,127 --> 01:06:43,437 There is no time to waste. 493 01:06:45,447 --> 01:06:49,565 We got no time to waste. He must be washed, shaved and changed. 494 01:06:49,727 --> 01:06:53,242 In short: He must be made unrecognizable. 495 01:06:53,367 --> 01:06:57,565 - May I have an explanation then! - You get it while we do it. 496 01:06:57,727 --> 01:07:00,639 - Washing?! No! - Get him! 497 01:07:04,327 --> 01:07:07,763 He doesn't realize he's dead! 498 01:07:09,647 --> 01:07:12,605 Now stop running. 499 01:07:13,087 --> 01:07:15,965 (they scold) 500 01:07:17,847 --> 01:07:20,645 I hate you! 501 01:07:20,767 --> 01:07:26,046 - We'll probably get you shaved! - Stop with that nonsense. 502 01:07:33,567 --> 01:07:39,244 - Now be reasonable, Richard. - You just need a shave. 503 01:07:39,407 --> 01:07:42,558 - Where are the scissors? - In the kitchen. 504 01:07:47,327 --> 01:07:50,842 Are those scissors coming soon? 505 01:07:51,327 --> 01:07:53,397 I have it. 506 01:07:53,607 --> 01:07:57,361 - No, no! - Richard, now sit still. 507 01:08:02,807 --> 01:08:05,719 No, no, no! 508 01:08:06,967 --> 01:08:10,039 - How much does he know? - nothing. 509 01:08:10,207 --> 01:08:13,483 - He doesn't know, he's dead. - Impossible! 510 01:08:13,607 --> 01:08:16,440 He has lived in the wasteland for a whole year! 511 01:08:21,007 --> 01:08:25,364 If you show up alive, it's all ruined. 512 01:08:25,487 --> 01:08:31,005 Do you want to be dead and famous, or alive and infamous? 513 01:08:31,167 --> 01:08:35,365 - Ow ow ow! - So, so, so. 514 01:08:38,727 --> 01:08:43,357 Ow ow ow. 515 01:08:54,887 --> 01:09:00,280 (dance music) 516 01:09:46,207 --> 01:09:51,600 Tell us more about Richard. You speak so beautifully of him. 517 01:09:51,767 --> 01:09:56,966 The others do not speak nearly so well of him. 518 01:09:57,127 --> 01:10:01,279 - Don't they? - Just like they are envious. 519 01:10:01,407 --> 01:10:06,162 - Think how much they owe him. - Yes, you're right about that! 520 01:10:27,447 --> 01:10:31,884 A moment. just turn off the gramophone. 521 01:10:35,247 --> 01:10:39,365 Isn't it a good idea to stop for a moment- 522 01:10:39,487 --> 01:10:46,438 - and remembers our mutual friend, Richard. Do you remember him? 523 01:10:48,527 --> 01:10:51,644 I know you can. ... Can you, Max? 524 01:10:51,807 --> 01:10:55,800 Steffen? ... Louise? 525 01:10:57,447 --> 01:11:02,567 The great painter, the great man, the great... 526 01:11:02,687 --> 01:11:08,842 - Bread. - Max is a stupid pig, isn't he, Max? 527 01:11:09,007 --> 01:11:13,205 I don't think you realize how much you owe him. 528 01:11:13,327 --> 01:11:17,366 Your smart car. The booze you drink. 529 01:11:17,487 --> 01:11:20,559 He must live, he must live... 530 01:11:20,727 --> 01:11:25,243 Max has also always been tactless. 531 01:11:25,407 --> 01:11:31,004 Get up. Let's remember Richard together. 532 01:11:33,287 --> 01:11:40,318 Cheers, Richard, and thank you. If you know that word? 533 01:11:46,207 --> 01:11:50,325 How you must have loved Richard. 534 01:11:50,447 --> 01:11:53,484 Yeah, that's not the word at all. 535 01:11:53,607 --> 01:12:00,046 We will be good friends. We share a great feeling. 536 01:12:19,807 --> 01:12:26,201 Here. In Ostersund. 27 pictures... Can we do it? 537 01:12:26,407 --> 01:12:31,356 Yes, Richard can't, he's dead. You and I are going over there. 538 01:12:31,527 --> 01:12:36,157 Steffen has to make sure that Richard doesn't do stupid things. 539 01:12:36,327 --> 01:12:41,481 He must not leave the apartment. No one must see him. 540 01:12:43,087 --> 01:12:46,796 Something is not right... 541 01:12:47,087 --> 01:12:50,716 No, it's genuine enough, I picked it up from the bank myself. 542 01:12:50,887 --> 01:12:55,961 Exactly, but something is not right. 543 01:12:56,127 --> 01:13:04,045 You don't mean that you want to sell the pictures for 100 kroner, do you? 544 01:13:04,287 --> 01:13:09,361 They must also have interest, that is clear. 545 01:13:09,527 --> 01:13:12,519 But surely no more than he has borrowed? 546 01:13:12,687 --> 01:13:19,718 Do you mean you will pay DKK 100 for the pictures? 547 01:13:19,887 --> 01:13:24,881 - Yes. - Well, I have to though. 548 01:13:25,087 --> 01:13:31,196 Where do I have them? Don't you want something else instead? 549 01:13:31,367 --> 01:13:34,598 No, it's the pictures we're after. 550 01:13:34,767 --> 01:13:40,319 Yes, but then look in the pile of dung in the corner. 551 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:16,082 - How many have l found now? - 6. 552 01:14:16,207 --> 01:14:21,156 Then only 21 are left. And there. 553 01:14:44,487 --> 01:14:48,036 - There. - Thanks. 554 01:14:50,447 --> 01:14:57,398 Yes, there should be 23 pictures down here. I have things in order. 555 01:15:09,527 --> 01:15:12,325 - How many have I found? - 23. 556 01:15:12,487 --> 01:15:15,559 - Yes, I said that. - Where are the last 4? 557 01:15:15,727 --> 01:15:18,958 I can't get them. I'll keep them. 558 01:15:19,127 --> 01:15:25,726 I get DKK 6 per pieces, so I don't think I'm being cheated. 559 01:15:27,047 --> 01:15:33,566 6... i.e. DKK 20 again minus interest on the 100, it becomes... 560 01:15:33,687 --> 01:15:36,679 Nah, we won't have any of that. 561 01:15:36,807 --> 01:15:41,562 I shouldn't have more than DKK 20 for the four paintings? 562 01:15:41,727 --> 01:15:45,117 They are not for sale at all. 563 01:15:45,287 --> 01:15:48,245 Then come along. 564 01:16:02,807 --> 01:16:06,766 - Yes, there they are, and there. - Are you crazy, man! 565 01:16:06,927 --> 01:16:10,556 He has used a lot of oil paint on those paintings. 566 01:16:10,687 --> 01:16:13,804 Neither snow nor rain can penetrate. 567 01:16:13,927 --> 01:16:17,715 - This is how you treat art! - Art or no art. 568 01:16:17,847 --> 01:16:21,635 My roof has never been so roofed. 569 01:16:25,967 --> 01:16:29,198 " Painting genius Richard Hansen will never form a school." 570 01:16:29,327 --> 01:16:32,558 " The spontaneity that is in his colors -" 571 01:16:32,687 --> 01:16:36,157 " - the musicality, in his brushstrokes..." 572 01:16:36,287 --> 01:16:41,805 - I knew I was good, but didn't know I was that good! - You aren't. It's unfair competition... 573 01:16:41,927 --> 01:16:46,603 You could have let me croak. Then I was famous. 574 01:16:46,727 --> 01:16:49,605 You must be naive, Steffen. 575 01:16:49,767 --> 01:16:55,683 - Are you a better painter than me? - Read what the critics say. 576 01:16:55,847 --> 01:17:01,365 Paint a picture, don't write Richard Hansen and try to get it sold! Then you see... 577 01:17:01,527 --> 01:17:04,883 - Should we go? - Yes, we're gone. 578 01:17:05,007 --> 01:17:10,400 - We have such a good time! - We need some air. 579 01:17:10,527 --> 01:17:14,759 If we want to go for a walk, then we go for a walk. 580 01:17:14,927 --> 01:17:19,000 Then put them on. Your eyes can't stand the sun. 581 01:17:19,167 --> 01:17:23,240 - It's gray weather. - He can't stand that at all. 582 01:17:23,367 --> 01:17:28,043 I will come along. You don't mind, do you? 583 01:17:34,567 --> 01:17:39,402 It worries me that I am so happy. 584 01:17:39,527 --> 01:17:45,796 - It is wrong against Richard. - Richard would have understood. 585 01:17:45,927 --> 01:17:50,717 When I'm with you, it's like Richard disappears. 586 01:17:50,927 --> 01:17:55,159 No, he is closer to you than ever. 587 01:17:55,327 --> 01:17:58,239 So, now let's move on. 588 01:18:01,367 --> 01:18:04,564 Mr Mortensen. I would like some apples. 589 01:18:04,727 --> 01:18:08,766 Oranges, bananas, tomatoes, cucumber. 590 01:18:08,887 --> 01:18:11,807 Tell my wife. 591 01:18:11,807 --> 01:18:12,080 Tell my wife. 592 01:18:55,047 --> 01:18:58,960 Are you sure Richard killed himself? 593 01:18:59,087 --> 01:19:02,875 He wrote from Sweden. He can live very well. 594 01:19:03,007 --> 01:19:06,761 No, I, myself was present when he did it. 595 01:19:06,887 --> 01:19:11,597 - What were you?! - He both hung and shot himself, he wanted to be sure. 596 01:19:11,727 --> 01:19:14,400 It happened down by the river. 597 01:19:19,247 --> 01:19:22,319 - And you were there? - Yes. 598 01:19:22,447 --> 01:19:27,441 When he was dead, I threw him into the river and let him disappear. 599 01:19:27,567 --> 01:19:30,161 So what? 600 01:19:30,287 --> 01:19:34,075 Then I traveled to Copenhagen to drown myself in the canal. 601 01:19:34,207 --> 01:19:37,404 It was there that I met Steffen. 602 01:19:40,487 --> 01:19:44,844 Did you meet her in the water? Would she kill herself? 603 01:19:44,967 --> 01:19:49,324 - Not sure. At least she jumped in. - Then it's true. 604 01:19:49,447 --> 01:19:54,123 - Has she told something untrue? - That I hanged myself and shot myself. 605 01:19:54,247 --> 01:19:58,604 She threw me in a Swedish river. That's why you never found me. 606 01:20:02,727 --> 01:20:07,482 - What's this about? - She told me her father was a French general. 607 01:20:07,647 --> 01:20:11,799 And her mother movie star. She didn't say or deny Greta Garbo. 608 01:20:11,927 --> 01:20:16,398 I thought she was descended from the Czar of Russia. 609 01:20:20,527 --> 01:20:25,078 What kind of lady is that? She is full of lies. 610 01:20:25,207 --> 01:20:28,882 She never lies to gain something herself. 611 01:20:34,287 --> 01:20:38,997 - Don't you have a vivid imagination? - Is it that strange? 612 01:20:39,167 --> 01:20:45,959 I am related to the Swedish royal house, I was born where my mom died at childbirth. 613 01:20:46,127 --> 01:20:50,166 - And your father? - Lion's tamer from Turkey. 614 01:20:50,287 --> 01:20:56,886 I was adopted as an infant. I had a terrible childhood. 615 01:20:57,047 --> 01:21:02,440 - Sorry, but aren't you dead? - Am I dead? ... No. 616 01:21:02,607 --> 01:21:07,237 - Isn't that your friend Richard? - Richard is dead. 617 01:21:07,407 --> 01:21:13,516 - Arthur Borgesen. - Oh... Excuse the inconvenience. 618 01:21:15,367 --> 01:21:20,487 - You can't live here. - You meet someone who recognizes you! 619 01:21:20,607 --> 01:21:23,883 - And what about Else? - Yes... Else. 620 01:21:24,007 --> 01:21:29,479 You must disappear. Else is a pathological liar. 621 01:21:29,607 --> 01:21:32,440 - And you're dead. - And famous. 622 01:21:32,567 --> 01:21:39,484 Else is not a pathological liar. She just has imagination. She is a poet. 623 01:21:39,607 --> 01:21:43,077 He has really fallen in love with her. 624 01:21:43,247 --> 01:21:48,275 If it wasn't for her, you would never have become famous... not so quickly. 625 01:21:48,407 --> 01:21:54,047 You think my pictures are sold because I am dead. 626 01:21:54,047 --> 01:21:57,835 I'll show you something else. 627 01:21:57,967 --> 01:22:01,084 No, damn it. 628 01:22:20,087 --> 01:22:22,840 (a bang) 629 01:22:22,967 --> 01:22:30,047 No, now it must stop! I will be... Now it must stop! 630 01:22:36,767 --> 01:22:39,964 Hello. Hello. 631 01:22:51,447 --> 01:22:56,043 - What is the name? - Tage Soerensen. 632 01:22:56,207 --> 01:23:00,280 - Did you paint that picture? - Yes. 633 01:23:00,447 --> 01:23:04,599 - Fucking bad. - What? It is outstanding. 634 01:23:04,727 --> 01:23:10,882 It's not art. It is a bad copy of Richard Hansen. 635 01:23:11,047 --> 01:23:17,646 Can you tell the difference between a Richard Hansen and this? 636 01:23:17,807 --> 01:23:23,245 Yes, the talent. Richard Hansen would never paint dots on the horses. 637 01:23:23,407 --> 01:23:27,241 - What kind of horses? - The two horses there. 638 01:23:27,407 --> 01:23:30,160 It's not horses. It's oranges. 639 01:23:30,327 --> 01:23:33,160 It's two horses. If I wouldn't know, who would. 640 01:23:33,287 --> 01:23:37,075 They are two oranges that have fallen on a lawn. 641 01:23:37,207 --> 01:23:40,119 So what do the two black dots mean? 642 01:23:40,247 --> 01:23:43,045 The oranges are date-stamped. 643 01:23:45,487 --> 01:23:48,445 They are very good. 644 01:23:48,567 --> 01:23:51,923 You have forgotten the name of a couple. Just do it. 645 01:23:52,087 --> 01:23:55,318 - No. - Why not? 646 01:23:55,447 --> 01:24:01,044 Because I'm dead. If a man writes his name, it is fraud. 647 01:24:01,207 --> 01:24:05,405 - Not on your own photos. - It does not matter. 648 01:24:05,527 --> 01:24:08,439 Anyone can see it's Richard Hansen. 649 01:24:08,567 --> 01:24:13,766 - No, they can't. Trust me. - Do you mean it? 650 01:24:13,887 --> 01:24:21,475 - I knew it. - Then you must sign them. Come. 651 01:24:21,647 --> 01:24:27,563 If I got that much for writing my name, I didn't do anything else. 652 01:24:27,727 --> 01:24:30,764 Come on! 653 01:24:30,927 --> 01:24:35,159 Aahr, l never learns. 654 01:24:42,287 --> 01:24:46,963 - What is it, you're doing? - nothing. 655 01:24:48,647 --> 01:24:52,765 - What kind of pictures are these? - Some of Richard's survivors. 656 01:24:52,927 --> 01:24:55,805 We have found them in Sweden. 657 01:24:55,927 --> 01:24:59,886 - They are not painted by Richard. - That was the devil! 658 01:25:00,007 --> 01:25:02,919 Don't you think I know what he left behind? 659 01:25:03,047 --> 01:25:06,244 Don't you think I knew Richard's output? 660 01:25:06,367 --> 01:25:13,079 He had no secrets from me. Those pictures are a fake. 661 01:25:13,207 --> 01:25:17,598 - That's too strong! - Yes, that's too strong. 662 01:25:17,727 --> 01:25:23,882 There are no more images. So now you will make forgeries. 663 01:25:24,047 --> 01:25:27,881 You drags Richard's art down to a talentless level. 664 01:25:28,007 --> 01:25:31,363 - That's enough! - Yes! 665 01:25:31,527 --> 01:25:36,840 You caught red-handed. You signed those pictures. 666 01:25:36,967 --> 01:25:40,118 You who can't paint a brush stroke. 667 01:25:40,247 --> 01:25:44,638 I can't hold back any longer. Those pictures are painted by Richard! 668 01:25:44,767 --> 01:25:49,283 Don't lie. I hate lies. 669 01:25:50,847 --> 01:25:54,442 Richard painted those pictures. He's not dead! 670 01:25:54,567 --> 01:26:01,040 - Why did you paint his name on it? - Because I am Richard! 671 01:26:02,887 --> 01:26:07,119 Beloved... you live! 672 01:26:19,567 --> 01:26:26,325 Think, now we can go out into the sun and I can scream it out. 673 01:26:26,447 --> 01:26:32,602 " Here I go with my beloved, the famous painter Richard Hansen." 674 01:26:32,727 --> 01:26:37,403 " And he's not dead at all. He's spring alive." 675 01:26:38,047 --> 01:26:43,167 - He cannot come back to life. - Why not? 676 01:26:43,287 --> 01:26:50,238 - Then he is accused of fraud. - They think it was a PR number. 677 01:26:50,367 --> 01:26:53,643 A living Richard cannot sell pictures. 678 01:26:53,767 --> 01:26:59,046 - And what shall we live on? - You take a name change. 679 01:26:59,167 --> 01:27:03,922 - You continue to paint and become famous. - No, it won't work at all. 680 01:27:04,087 --> 01:27:07,079 Then I am a bad copy of myself. 681 01:27:07,207 --> 01:27:10,244 There is a third possibility. 682 01:27:10,367 --> 01:27:14,804 That the dead can continue to be dead. 683 01:27:14,927 --> 01:27:17,646 And that dying keeps painting. 684 01:27:17,767 --> 01:27:24,843 That the dead have left behind more pictures than we dreamed of! 685 01:27:24,967 --> 01:27:28,642 That the dead is marrying me. 686 01:27:32,567 --> 01:27:37,800 - We got some juicy horses. - Not horses, it's oranges. 687 01:27:37,967 --> 01:27:40,686 Aah, oranges. 688 01:28:05,127 --> 01:28:10,599 How are you? How far have you come now? 689 01:28:10,727 --> 01:28:14,925 To my experiences as a harem dancer in Egypt. 690 01:28:15,047 --> 01:28:18,562 Have you also been a harem dancer? 691 01:28:18,727 --> 01:28:23,482 Yes, that's before I became a spy in the Far East. 692 01:28:23,647 --> 01:28:29,085 - Didn't I tell you? - Nah, you don't have that. 693 01:28:30,767 --> 01:28:34,316 (the phone is ringing) 694 01:28:40,687 --> 01:28:45,124 (she speaks spanish) 695 01:28:45,927 --> 01:28:49,886 That's Copenhagen for you. 696 01:29:02,327 --> 01:29:07,003 Yes, hello? ... Hey with you. 697 01:29:07,127 --> 01:29:12,759 The last pictures you sent are different. They must not be. 698 01:29:12,887 --> 01:29:16,482 You must not develop. 699 01:29:16,607 --> 01:29:20,759 The pictures must look like the Richard Hansen people know. 700 01:29:20,967 --> 01:29:24,676 You must not become better than the dead. 701 01:29:24,807 --> 01:29:29,119 There can be no question of that. We don't care anymore. 702 01:29:29,247 --> 01:29:35,800 I paint as it suits me. Now it's your turn to be dead! 703 01:29:58,327 --> 01:30:00,124 3. 704 01:30:00,247 --> 01:30:03,364 - 2. - 1. 705 01:30:09,047 --> 01:30:11,163 ---Subtitles by Essery.---