2 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:18,516 Father makes the sauce in his kitchen 3 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:23,156 and that's happiness when the steak is cooked to a crisp 4 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:27,114 father makes the sauce, the potatoes are like ice cream 5 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:30,038 go and eat 6 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,152 mom, she has a job 7 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,233 the gag was turned up a darn lot 8 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:40,551 daddy takes his turn 9 00:00:40,720 --> 00:00:43,871 puzzles about the family's naughty kids 10 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:50,075 taking care of the children is his great desire, but he is only a man 11 00:00:50,240 --> 00:00:53,630 He can't breastfeed 12 00:00:58,160 --> 00:01:03,234 father is making the sauce, it will be better 13 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:08,388 and one must honor him every time it happens that someone asks for more 14 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:14,834 father makes the sauce, the food is lovely today, good luck and taste 15 00:01:15,520 --> 00:01:21,868 father has finally learned what was so terribly difficult 16 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:28,832 now the child plus mother can thank father in a splendidly mixed chorus 17 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:34,916 taking care of the children is his great desire, but he is only a man 18 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:38,476 he really can't give a breast! 19 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:52,116 (he whistles) 20 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:06,353 (she hums) 21 00:02:21,200 --> 00:02:24,909 (she starts the vacuum cleaner) 22 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:30,194 (she hums) 23 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:45,315 (he whistles) 24 00:03:20,120 --> 00:03:26,275 (he snores) 25 00:03:37,160 --> 00:03:39,674 (she squeals) 26 00:03:40,240 --> 00:03:45,792 Herbert, wake up! Someone was screaming. 27 00:03:45,960 --> 00:03:50,750 No, it was down the road. - Oh. 28 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:58,190 Catch it! Where is it? I keep being scared. Help... 29 00:03:58,680 --> 00:04:03,549 Tobias... Tobias, in place! - Catch it then, Lasse! 30 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:09,232 Not so loud, it gets scared. - Lasse, ladies don't like mice! 31 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,630 (loud squeal) 32 00:04:11,880 --> 00:04:16,158 Herbert... there it was again! 33 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,996 No, it comes from down the road. Now lie down, it's morning soon. 34 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:26,389 (she screams and falls down) 35 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:32,275 That didn't come from down the road! - It might be a thief. You have to check! 36 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:37,958 I wonder if it came from the road, after all? - You are the man of the house! 37 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:59,869 Good morning, Mrs. Joergensen. - (alarm clock rings) 38 00:05:06,760 --> 00:05:10,036 Goodbye! 39 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:14,910 She left. - Nah, Mrs. Joergensen! 40 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:22,790 They must not leave us! - Think about it, Mrs. Joergensen! 41 00:05:22,920 --> 00:05:29,155 That won't happen anymore, Mrs. Joergensen! What will become of us? 42 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:33,475 Mrs Joergensen! - Mrs. Joergensen... 43 00:05:41,440 --> 00:05:44,716 What now? 44 00:05:45,760 --> 00:05:48,593 Coffee. 45 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:55,114 We don't make it, never. She could have done something for the rest of us. How again? 46 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:58,916 Good, we got rid of the sour onion, right dad? 47 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:04,234 Poor child! What will become of you and of us all? 48 00:06:04,360 --> 00:06:08,319 You talk like I'm 5 years old. - So are you. 49 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,113 Yes, but still. 50 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:16,314 Mother, shouldn't I stay home from school and look after Lasse? 51 00:06:16,440 --> 00:06:23,152 No, you shouldn't... Yes, you should, because I'm so busy. 52 00:06:24,520 --> 00:06:29,719 Now it must be my turn! - Herbert, you must find a new one. 53 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:34,914 Housekeeper. It is impossible. - What else should I do? 54 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:41,633 It's not your problem alone. I will probably help you with... 55 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:45,873 Shall we send some flowers? - No, that doesn't help. She wouldn't come if we sent a flower shop! 56 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,913 Tobias? ... There is no water in the boiler. 57 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:56,235 Good... As long as you have canned food, you can easily manage it. 58 00:06:56,360 --> 00:07:00,273 There is a lot of beetroot in the kitchen. - Fine, Lasse. 59 00:07:00,480 --> 00:07:05,793 It's no problem to cook, right? Smoke! 60 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:12,596 Watch out, it burns! Be careful it doesn't blow! - Roll up the windows! 61 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,716 Why is there no water in the boiler? 62 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,952 It is yourself! 63 00:07:23,120 --> 00:07:28,194 When will the fire trucks come? - Dad, there's a hole in the kettle! 64 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:34,589 Then it is better to put water in. - It takes a long time before it is full. 65 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:48,393 What would you rather have on? - Italian salad. 66 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:52,917 Herbert, hurry up! italian salad... 67 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:57,198 Where has she done with it? - We have no more. 68 00:07:57,360 --> 00:08:00,875 You asked what I wanted most! 69 00:08:01,040 --> 00:08:05,511 Aah, the rotten mouse! - What are you doing? 70 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,672 Nothing. - Good, my boy. Haven't you seen dad's folder? 71 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:17,276 Myriads of light shatter against the universe's wall... No. 72 00:08:18,440 --> 00:08:23,514 Myriads of light are scattered towards the wall of the universe. 73 00:08:23,680 --> 00:08:27,195 (car horn) 74 00:08:31,080 --> 00:08:35,551 Herbert, hurry! - Yes, yes, now I'm coming. 75 00:08:35,680 --> 00:08:39,195 What are you about to do? - I'm hungry. 76 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:44,639 Trille, you are in command until I get home from school, don't blow up the house. 77 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:49,390 Behave properly. Clean up after yourselves. Goodbye. 78 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:53,599 I don't want to see your toys floating all over the house! 79 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:25,995 Good morning, Mr. Principal. They call in early. 80 00:09:26,160 --> 00:09:30,233 Here, the call is never too early... or too late. 81 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:33,796 We have to set a good example for the students, right? 82 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:39,392 Decided. Precision is what I preach on time...and untimely. 83 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,393 Good morning, girls. 84 00:09:49,120 --> 00:09:52,749 Sit down... The enemy is listening. 85 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,111 (loud squeal) 86 00:10:17,480 --> 00:10:21,268 (their squealing stops) 87 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:28,676 You are welcome to try new teaching methods. 88 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:34,909 But if you want to listen to an experienced educator, you are on the wrong track. 89 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:42,150 Ugh...! Ugh...! 90 00:10:55,360 --> 00:10:59,672 Good morning, Mrs. Nielsen. - Good morning, Carlsen. 91 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:08,071 (ringing) - Yes? Thanks. 92 00:11:08,240 --> 00:11:12,472 Good morning, Joergensen. - Good morning, Mrs. Ingeneer. 93 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:15,319 Who set it up? 94 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:21,271 The chairman of the board said that I should not interfere. 95 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:28,272 Yes, good morning. 96 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:32,513 Aunt Karla, I hope you haven't been waiting. 97 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:36,719 Nonsense and humbug. Sit down. 98 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,200 Have you considered becoming a director of the company here? 100 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:52,037 Me?! No! - Then who? 101 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:57,674 You. - Me? ... It's terrible. 102 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:00,758 You haven't driven the factory since Oskar died? 103 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:05,232 Don't know everything there is to know about ties? 104 00:12:05,360 --> 00:12:08,158 Then you get a name that you do good. 105 00:12:08,280 --> 00:12:15,311 It's wonderful, Aunt Karla, but Mrs. Joergensen has left us. 106 00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:21,834 Aren't you married to a school teacher with 3-4 hours so called of work a day? 107 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:25,788 You let him take his hands out of his pockets. 108 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:31,870 You must not sacrifice your career, a career worthy of a woman. 109 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:36,232 Aunt Dorit and I will make suggestions about it tomorrow. 110 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:42,595 I have 78,000 in shares, and with Aunt Dorit's 62 it becomes... 111 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:47,237 62, 63, 64, 65... - Yes, 140,000. 112 00:12:47,360 --> 00:12:52,559 Exactly, 140,000 crowns. Should the board vote against, - 113 00:12:52,680 --> 00:12:57,515 then they cannot knock it. Well, my girl, I must run. 114 00:12:57,680 --> 00:13:04,199 I'm going to inaugurate a nursery. - Am I man enough to handle it? 115 00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:09,758 No! But you're woman for it. See you again, director Nielsen. 116 00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:15,751 Your secretary... is he up to anything? 117 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,713 Yes, he is skilled and pleasant. Why? 118 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:23,118 Why let a man do what a woman can do. 119 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:26,835 Fine, anyone can type on a typewriter. 120 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,313 Whoa... Whoa... 121 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,552 Are you standing there? Hi. 122 00:13:49,680 --> 00:13:54,800 Listen right here: Myriads of light splinter against the universe's wall... 123 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,958 It's terrible! - Reeally. What about: 124 00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:00,878 Myriads of light sensually embrace misty globes... 125 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:06,791 I forgot. Aunt Karla and Aunt Dorit can come at any moment. Where's the kids? 126 00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:10,350 At William's. The dust beams of the hydrogen storms. 127 00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:16,636 Are aunties 1 and 2 coming? - Herbert, I will be director. 128 00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:20,759 Manager? - Yes. What do you say? 129 00:14:20,920 --> 00:14:25,152 You?! - Why do you say it like that? 130 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:31,035 Should my little wife be a director? - Yes. 131 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:36,280 What about us at home? Your children and me? 132 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:43,591 Nah, that's not a good idea, is it? - It comes as a bit of a surprise. 133 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:47,355 You don't mind it? - No. 134 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,399 That makes a lot of money, doesn't it? - It could well be. 135 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:56,395 Herbert, at my age! - It's a nice age. 136 00:15:03,920 --> 00:15:08,118 You are lovely! - No, you're lovely. 137 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,792 Are they coming to dinner? 138 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:17,398 Yes, why not? It is probably a control visit. 139 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,477 What have you bought? 140 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:32,037 It's a hat. I couldn't resist it. 141 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:36,438 What did you pay for it? - It is practical. 142 00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:40,036 You can do... like this... 143 00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:45,029 We will have dinner guests. Should they eat the hat? 144 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:50,951 I forgot that Mrs. Joergensen... I'm not used to handling it! 145 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:54,152 Now the shops are closed. 146 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:12,558 We also have to change clothes. ... We can't serve sausages for the board! 147 00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:18,277 Why not? Can't you do something, like shine them up? - I didn't know that. 148 00:16:28,320 --> 00:16:31,790 Hey, mom! We were over at Vivian's. 149 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:35,589 Have you been amused and sweet? - Yes. 150 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,753 Lasse dug up earthworms and put them into the shower tub. 151 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:45,469 Look, there's a taxi coming to us! 152 00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:50,157 Herbert, you must accept. Remember to tie your ribbon. 153 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,869 Don't we have a can opener? - Yeah. 154 00:16:59,160 --> 00:17:01,833 (the doorbell rings) 155 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:06,033 I put on another dress. Meanwhile, I look in the cookbook. 156 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,118 Herbert, you ribbon! 157 00:17:15,120 --> 00:17:19,193 Nah... good day! - Good day. 158 00:17:19,320 --> 00:17:24,917 That's cozy. No, that's way too much. - From flower to flower. Like boss to boss. 159 00:17:25,560 --> 00:17:29,473 Yes, Bitten probably doesn't get too many flowers. 160 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:34,156 Now I have to... oops. The space is tight. 161 00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,392 Where there is room for the heart, there is room for the house. 162 00:17:37,600 --> 00:17:41,309 Ouch! Then I'd rather do it myself. - Nice weather. 163 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:44,318 Yes, you have time to enjoy it. 164 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:49,873 And there we have the adorable children. Give Aunt Dorit a kiss. 165 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:55,358 I don't kiss! - Aah, so manly, already. Adorable. 166 00:17:55,520 --> 00:18:01,117 It was a long time ago. Bitten had something she needed to fix. 167 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:04,038 Yes, she has no help. 168 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,993 Let me see... sausages. 169 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:15,271 Where is the delightful... grandmother's chest of drawers. 170 00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:18,512 And Oskar's Bornholmer. - And your tin terrine. 171 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,990 And the dresdner porcelain. - And so blank. 172 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:25,078 Yes, orderliness is a good sign. 173 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:29,074 What Bitten can overcome! 174 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,279 And not the hint of food-scent. 175 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:36,437 You wouldn't think she was expecting guests. 176 00:18:36,600 --> 00:18:40,434 Here is the poet's cave. Aah, the blue flower of poetry. 177 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:44,388 Pegasus soars on a golden cloud! - Yes... 178 00:18:44,520 --> 00:18:48,638 Pretend you are at home. I'm just going... to the kitchen net. 179 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,718 I think you should. ... Male people. 180 00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:57,318 He is talented. But I prefer the nature lyric. 181 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:01,274 Lazy, sloppy and reactionary. Did you see his tie? 182 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,513 You can say things so clearly, sister Karla. 183 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,832 There is not a word about sausages! 184 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:14,393 Can't they eat an old fashioned Danish sausage? - They must make a good impression. 185 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,398 If only I had a little help. - Help?! 186 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:22,116 Come in and say hello. Now dad has to make the sauce. 187 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:25,949 You...?! Aunt Karla cooks amazing food herself. 188 00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:30,438 They will have exciting food, I promise you like the hair stands up. 189 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:36,311 Put on one of Aunt Karla's ties. - No. Yes. 190 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:40,638 Pour them a few drinks. - They don't touch liquor. 191 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:46,118 You're coming soon, aren't you? - When the food is ready. Out! 192 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:48,155 (Trille plays 'Miss Toben') 193 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:51,034 Well done. What are you going to be when you grow up? 194 00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:54,152 I'm getting married. - I guess you should order something. 195 00:21:54,280 --> 00:22:00,469 Yes, I will have 5 children and maybe a son. - Enchanting! 196 00:22:00,640 --> 00:22:05,156 She is not one of your disciples. - They say so much. 197 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:09,871 Whoa...! Were you scared? 198 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:14,596 Lasse, will you then put it away! You weren't startled, were you? 199 00:22:14,720 --> 00:22:19,794 No trace. I was just about to die! And on a fasting heart. 200 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:24,988 Now we're also going to... I just have to go out and look for the food. 201 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:31,036 Want to see the one we have from Africa? - Nah thanks, I've seen enough. 202 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:46,231 Well, maybe... Then it just has to be flambéed. 203 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,072 Whiskey. 204 00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:56,349 Is there alcohol in it? - We do not enjoy alcoholic beverages at all. 205 00:22:56,520 --> 00:23:02,516 This is quite harmless. Almost a kind of applesauce. 206 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,513 Cheers and a very warm welcome. 207 00:23:09,240 --> 00:23:14,473 What did you say it was? - It must be very strong cider. 208 00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:18,036 The apples may have fermented a little too much. 209 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:23,393 Doesn't it smell like alcohol? - No, I can't believe that. 210 00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:26,478 I have never tasted such a nice apple cider. 211 00:23:26,600 --> 00:23:29,319 Then he went out to the picture garden 212 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:33,069 and dreams so sweetly of his usual maar... 213 00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:38,957 If you get used to it... - Yes, you have to get used to it. 214 00:23:39,120 --> 00:23:43,272 We serve something similar for the children's birthday. 215 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:49,357 May I taste, father? - No! Go out into the kitchen. 216 00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:54,275 I want to thank you for that trust, - 217 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:58,274 which you will show Bitten in the future. 218 00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:01,756 She is adorable! - Nonsense! 219 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:08,678 Bitten is an independent woman who does not have to serve for her husband. Cheers. 220 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:42,155 I am sure you have chosen the right man... woman. Cheers. 221 00:24:42,320 --> 00:24:45,471 Yes, it's served. 222 00:24:56,720 --> 00:25:00,872 Doesn't it taste a bit... - Pretty strong? 223 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:05,272 Yes, it is about right. - 'Pretty much?' 224 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,477 Isn't that a flat compliment to a woman, - 225 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:13,200 who has a responsible job, looks after food and does the housework? 227 00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:20,517 Herbert, just mean... - It's an excellent food. 228 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,276 Well done my girl. - It is wonderful. 229 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:29,188 It tastes a bit erotic... - Exotic! 230 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:36,112 It is a Chinese dish. - It's called Sumisakaluniki-san. 231 00:25:36,280 --> 00:25:41,957 God, how funny! Susimis... pulimu... 232 00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:47,837 Sumikaluniki-san. It is Japanese. I know it. 233 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:53,478 Whatever you can do, my girl. Could I have a glass of... 234 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:57,918 And then completely without help. - Bitten has help. 235 00:25:58,080 --> 00:26:00,514 We had no idea. Who? 236 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:07,273 She has me. - Yes, dear Herbert. 237 00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:15,830 Is there anything so wonderful as when two people have each other! 238 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:20,232 I don't mean just physically, but spiritually. 239 00:26:20,360 --> 00:26:23,989 Because two who love each other can heal each other's hair. 240 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,954 As he writes... Vikkenberg. - Stuckenberg. 241 00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:33,473 Yes, Stikko-vukkenberg... What? I can't say the hardest word. 242 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,432 Oh, cheers you two. 243 00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:42,718 I want some of what the others are eating. 244 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,475 You won't get that. It's too boozy, says dad. 245 00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,433 It's a worse kindergarten. 246 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:09,036 A leaf... a small green leaf... 247 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:15,514 A tiny little green leaf that unfolds and waves in the wind. 248 00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:20,071 Herbert, don't you think it's tra... 249 00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:25,234 What was life without green leaves? The juice of life. 250 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:30,639 And not least we women... Ha-ha... we women... 251 00:27:30,800 --> 00:27:34,759 No, that's not what I wanted to talk about... 252 00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:40,950 I wonder what I will see. - No, it's not that one at all. 253 00:27:41,120 --> 00:27:48,708 I wonder if Bitten hasn't got something bad in the food. 254 00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:55,035 As for the juice here, there is nothing wrong with it. 255 00:27:56,360 --> 00:28:01,275 You'll have to ask Herbert about that. He made the sauce. 256 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,072 The gravy. 257 00:28:06,240 --> 00:28:10,870 Good night. - Good night. 258 00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:16,558 Sleep well. Now I'm down. - Good night. 259 00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:23,630 There's nothing in the coffee, is there? - It's probably not necessary. 260 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:29,030 Coffee's ready. Lovely Andalusian mountain mocha... 261 00:28:42,360 --> 00:28:48,469 Ah, my head... - Only it's not the flu. 262 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:55,468 Are we going home already? We had such an enchanting time. 263 00:28:55,640 --> 00:28:58,393 Don't want them if they vomit? 264 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:02,433 It's just the flu. - It smells suspicious. 265 00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:08,630 They must not stand and drive it off. They must help with the dishes. 266 00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,793 Because Bitten is a woman of progress and... 267 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:28,516 No, no, no. 268 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:34,596 No working now, it's 11.30. It's off work. - Not for a soon-to-be-director... I hope. 269 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:38,554 'Hope?' Aunt Karla was very happy. 270 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:45,711 Wait until she sobers up. Herbert, we must have help. 271 00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:50,755 If I go to school and get hold of a cleaning lady. 272 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:56,512 Maybe one of them will earn a little. - Nice, you can fix everything. 273 00:29:56,640 --> 00:30:01,555 Yes, I am the man of the house. - What about the dishes? 274 00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,956 Yes... I can do that. 275 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:31,279 Good morning. - Good morning. 276 00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,272 (he coughs) 277 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:42,238 Good morning. 278 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:47,150 What do they want? - I am a teacher, my name is Nielsen. 279 00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:54,396 Do you want to teach us something? - No, I wanted to ask about something. 280 00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:58,633 If you have time? Aah... about forgiveness. 281 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:03,190 I am pleased to meet you, madam... 282 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,512 Rottschild. - Rottschild? It was amusing. 283 00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:12,071 Why? - Well, no... of course. 284 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:18,389 The thing is... I have an old house, comfortably furnished. 285 00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:25,438 2 children, lovely children... And so it is that I come to you, madam... 286 00:31:28,280 --> 00:31:31,556 Rottschild? - That's sweet of you. 287 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:37,033 But I do not accept marriage proposals during working hours. 288 00:31:37,200 --> 00:31:40,158 Also, I'm married. Good morning. 289 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:46,990 Wait! They must not go. Our house help has left. 290 00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:53,235 Poor you, it's mine too. I managed it all by myself for 2 years. 291 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:57,678 What can we do? - Give it up. It's hopeless. 292 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,278 Mrs. Rottschild.... how about a little extra shilling? 293 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,955 Mr. Nielsen, money is not everything. 294 00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:30,029 I do not like that! - It doesn't taste like it used to. 295 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:37,236 That beer bread tastes exactly ... as beer bread should taste, I made it from the cook book. 296 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:42,115 (honks) - I have to go now. 297 00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:49,195 Why can't I go to school? - Someone have to look after Lasse. 298 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:55,833 You're not usually so eager. - You have to think about your future. 299 00:32:56,000 --> 00:33:00,551 Where is father? - Looking for a lady. 300 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:04,116 (it rings) 301 00:33:09,240 --> 00:33:13,313 God! 302 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,589 Master Jacob, master Jacob are you sleeping 303 00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:29,032 don't you hear the bell don't you hear the bell 304 00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:32,994 boom boom boom boom boom boom... 305 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:36,197 Thanks! 306 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:43,550 Good morning, Principal. Really hearty... precision. 307 00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:55,115 I would like to recommend that we put... 308 00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:01,037 With your permission, I'd rather sit. My head... 309 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,038 There is a lot of flu at the moment. 310 00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:08,358 I propose that we put the Bitten Nielsen case to a vote. 311 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:14,231 In reality it is unnecessary. - Unnecessary, Madam President? 312 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:22,034 My 78,000 and my sister's shares of 62,000... 313 00:34:22,200 --> 00:34:27,832 It will be... 62, 63, 64... 314 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,595 140,000, yes. They have the majority of the shares. 315 00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:36,709 Perhaps we should discuss whether there are other options. 316 00:34:36,840 --> 00:34:40,037 Without doubting your niece's qualifications. 317 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:44,676 Yes, she's ravishing... - Shot your trap, Dorit. 318 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:48,879 Who would it be? - Your nephew. 319 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:52,390 Jussi?! He's a fool. 320 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,951 Jussi... can you do it? 321 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:02,911 It's a conspiracy! 322 00:35:03,080 --> 00:35:07,790 You are missing in the salesroom. - Well! 323 00:35:11,440 --> 00:35:14,432 Those who vote for raise their hands. 324 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,270 And the election votes for. 325 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:24,560 The proposal was unanimously adopted. I thought so. 326 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,798 Manager... 327 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,595 Congratulations. - Don't look so angry, Jussi. 328 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:36,474 If you sold what I produced, it was your. 329 00:35:36,640 --> 00:35:42,158 Not with Aunt Karla. Because I have a terrible, tiny little bug. 330 00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,875 I am a man! And with the ties you produce, - 331 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:50,391 there is a difficulty: the customers must be color blind! 332 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:56,038 It doesn't get any better when Aunt Karla has to draw every little piece of cloth. 333 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,232 Yes, I have to redo it. 334 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:05,151 You will become wiser! Bitten, what about Herbert and your children? 335 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:10,269 (loud music) 336 00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,676 Hello? 337 00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:18,798 Lisa... Lisa... 338 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:25,952 (music stops) - Good day, miss. Mortensen. 339 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:29,197 What is this? - The Rolling Stones. 340 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:32,756 Why are you not in school? 341 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:36,230 I look after the house and children. - Whoa! 342 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,909 Good day, little friend. - Weren't you scared? 343 00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:42,679 Where is your mother? - On the office. 344 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,918 She is a director. - So where is your father? 345 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:51,272 He is looking for a lady. 346 00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:56,318 Mr. Nielsen, there's a phone! 347 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:09,709 Yes, hello? Hi, little darling. 348 00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:17,200 Congratulations, congratulations, baby... Yes, what should I buy? 350 00:37:17,880 --> 00:37:21,156 No, not sausages! 351 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:24,272 Wait, I have to write up. 352 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:30,032 I just need a pencil... Oh, thank you, thank you very much. 353 00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:35,951 Yes, then I'm ready. 2 pounds of stuffing for meatballs. Are you able to do it? 354 00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:42,076 Well, the cookbook. Potatoes. And so on... What is it? 355 00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:45,988 Is it 2 half lobsters, or for 50 cents liver patej? 356 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:51,280 Oh yeah. I'll figure something out. Bye for now. 357 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:56,399 Oh, thank you. - Has your wife fallen ill? 358 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,791 No, she has become a director. 359 00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:04,709 How much does the mutton cost? - 9.85, ma'am. 360 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,638 And the nape? - 6.85. 361 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:13,033 There is high rope, DKK 20 per half kilo. - No, so 2 sirloins. 362 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:17,233 What would it be? - 1 piece of inner comb. 363 00:38:17,360 --> 00:38:23,754 Tender comb? - Uh... lean high heeled beef with cooking fat. 364 00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:29,876 Don't you have a note with you? - Oh... it must be something good. 365 00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:34,437 What will it be used for? - Meat... They know. 366 00:38:34,560 --> 00:38:38,519 For beef béarnaise for example. Nice thick yellow béarnaise sauce. 367 00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:41,399 Should it be well-cured meat? - Well hung? 368 00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:44,080 Be sweet and make up your own mind. 369 00:38:44,200 --> 00:38:51,038 Give me 15 sausages... Those who red, those there. 370 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:54,470 Yes, those ones. 371 00:38:57,480 --> 00:39:02,759 7.50. Here you go. - Are the sausages ready to eat? 372 00:39:02,880 --> 00:39:07,590 They must be boiled, Mr. In quite ordinary water. 373 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:12,629 You could also fry them... on a frying pan. 374 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:18,232 In quite ordinary water? - No, in butter. 375 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:24,589 Now it must be my turn. There are cookbooks, after all. 376 00:39:31,720 --> 00:39:34,473 Ugh! 377 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,513 You must apologize for that! - Is it them? 378 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,473 What a mess. 379 00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:45,713 The sausages are mine. Is that yours? 380 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:50,072 No. The lemons are yours. - No, isn't it yours? 381 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:53,317 I dont think so... 382 00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:56,711 No... whoop! 383 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:04,552 Shouldn't we just pick it up and distribute it at my place? 384 00:40:10,320 --> 00:40:14,552 Has your wife fallen ill? - No, she has become a director. 385 00:40:14,720 --> 00:40:19,748 Manager? Aah, poor you. - It's not that bad. 386 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:23,350 How much flour do you need? - A cupful. 387 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,229 Gustav is also a director. 388 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,473 It is strict work, says Gustav. 389 00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:37,675 The food must be on the table on time. Your wife has a great head! 390 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,270 Nah... And then it just has to be stirred around. 391 00:40:41,440 --> 00:40:46,719 Not too fast. Imagine that you can cook like that! 392 00:40:46,840 --> 00:40:51,834 It actually amuses me. Well, I have to go over to myself. 393 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:57,120 Hi, Gustav. - Thanks for the description. 394 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,990 No, no, I'm a shame alone. Sniff! 395 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,472 What have? - The Canary! It flew out! 396 00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:10,952 It is Gustav's everything! 397 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:14,430 Do not worry. I can handle that. 398 00:41:37,360 --> 00:41:41,148 Hard work, huh? - Was there anything you wanted? 399 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,153 We're just wondering what you're doing. 400 00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:47,192 I catch canaries. 401 00:41:49,160 --> 00:41:53,312 How many can you catch on average per day? 402 00:41:53,440 --> 00:41:58,309 I have it, Mr. Nielsen. It flew in by itself. 403 00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,719 Here it is! - That's good, Trille. 404 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:13,030 Then we put it here, and then we write the recipe up for mother. 405 00:42:13,160 --> 00:42:16,277 Uhm, it's going to be an all-time showdown. 406 00:42:16,400 --> 00:42:19,710 May I taste? - No, it's not for eating! 407 00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:23,276 So why does it have to be written up? 408 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,353 Hello? 409 00:42:38,120 --> 00:42:41,078 Hey, mom! - Hi. 410 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:46,638 What kind of wagon is that? - It's Ms. Mortensen. 411 00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,878 Dad says we should stay outside and play. 412 00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:56,433 Don't misunderstand my intentions, they are idealistic... 413 00:42:56,600 --> 00:43:00,070 ... consideration for the children. We can probably meet there. 414 00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,159 After all, we are colleagues, even if you are the well-known poet. 415 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,670 A bit of a bohemian... 416 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:12,749 But I understand you, I'm unmarried... miss. 417 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:16,708 Good day. - Hi, my friend. It's my wife. 418 00:43:19,680 --> 00:43:22,638 Herbert, your apron. 419 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:30,038 It's Trille's teacher. And that's my wife, director Nielsen. 420 00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:35,837 Is there something wrong? - I wanted to ask about that. 421 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:39,589 There must be a reason why Lise neglects school. 422 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:46,637 It's the girl's future that matters. - It concerns 2 silly days. 423 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:53,319 You should not look so lightly on your daughter's education as a strong woman. 424 00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:59,431 There is smoke in the kitchen, daddy. - Good. Plug out and play. 425 00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:03,712 If it's so important, you had better teach the children something! She don't even know the... 426 00:44:03,920 --> 00:44:10,155 The Danish school today is ... solely character-forming. 427 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:15,400 You too? If you just teach them something, I'll take it character-building! 428 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:19,513 Should the children be exempt from the material goods? 429 00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:22,598 Are you not self-acquiring? 430 00:44:22,720 --> 00:44:28,317 Yes, but I am not responsible for the child's upbringing! 431 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,594 Now let's see clearly... - It's wasted on me. 432 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:38,390 The influence of the environment on the child's development is a fact. 433 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:44,192 The home and the well-being of the residents are more important than the car and the electric stove! 434 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,357 Herbert, it's burning! 435 00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:58,230 What kind of menagerie is this? I'll advice you... (she coughs) 436 00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:03,548 I'm suffocating! - My lovely food! 437 00:45:03,680 --> 00:45:07,275 Now you must listen to me! 438 00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:13,309 I'm not leaving this house until... (cough) 439 00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:27,554 Aw, did he beaten you? - Ouch, poor child! 440 00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:38,472 We have to eat out. - We can't afford that. 441 00:45:38,600 --> 00:45:43,310 Now you must be orderly, otherwise there will be a strike. 442 00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:47,638 Then I decide where. - And I what. 443 00:45:47,800 --> 00:45:50,473 You are allowed to eat out. 444 00:45:58,520 --> 00:46:03,753 Does it taste good, my little friend? - Yes, why not! It's the best food I had in days! 445 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:07,708 Aren't we supposed to eat here every day, man? 446 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,829 Yes, Dad loves to eat out. - No, better not to. 447 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:16,078 Good night. - Good night. 448 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:20,398 Good night. - Good night. 449 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,876 Good night. - Good night. 450 00:46:24,000 --> 00:46:27,629 Good night. - I'm down. 451 00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,712 Herbert... 452 00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:36,311 Don't clean up all the time. - Yes, if you don't make a mess all the time. 453 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:42,276 Maybe she was right... Do you think we are neglecting them? 454 00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:49,033 Aren't we too away? Too busy. - I'm never away. 455 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:55,639 It's probably wrong that we both have careers outside the home. 456 00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:02,114 Do you mean it? - Yes. 457 00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:06,239 Have you figured it out? - Yes. 458 00:47:06,360 --> 00:47:09,989 Do you think you can handle it? 459 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:16,554 Should I stay at home? - Wasn't that what you were talking about? 460 00:47:16,720 --> 00:47:22,113 You always complained that you had so much to do. 461 00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:26,592 Not at my work I'm worn out! Yours? What about mine? 462 00:47:26,720 --> 00:47:32,113 You have your poems... - I can't make a living from that. 463 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,913 No one can live from that. My poems are published in 200 copies. 464 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:39,556 Free copies. I'm not going to be a midwife! 465 00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:45,630 Shall we break up? - How do you come up with that idea? 466 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,877 Why aren't you sleeping? - You shout so loudly. 467 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:55,314 It is worst for the divorce kids. - Yes, you can go to bed now. 468 00:47:55,440 --> 00:48:01,037 I want to go to school again tomorrow. - Of course. 469 00:48:02,160 --> 00:48:05,277 Good night. Close the door behind you. 470 00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:19,637 What is it? You mustn't cry, I can't stand it. 471 00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:23,719 I should never have started at the factory. You said that too. 472 00:48:23,840 --> 00:48:28,231 I never said that. Now wipe your eyes. 473 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:35,033 You are also right. You don't have to wait, we'll get it like now... with a house and a car. 474 00:48:35,240 --> 00:48:39,074 I also earn some money... 475 00:48:39,240 --> 00:48:44,951 I displeased my pocket scarf. - I never learned anything. 476 00:48:45,120 --> 00:48:50,240 I can't make it as nice here as you can. 477 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:56,310 You are good at making it cozy. I'll have to make an effort. 478 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:59,398 If only I could learn how to cook. 479 00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:05,317 An intelligent person with an exam can easily boil potatoes and make a meatball. 480 00:49:05,480 --> 00:49:09,871 No! - Now, look here. 481 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:18,114 I will. It is also more natural for the man to pursue a career. 482 00:49:19,240 --> 00:49:25,076 Yes, why exactly? Now I make a good cup of coffee. 483 00:49:25,240 --> 00:49:28,357 No, Herbert, I will! 484 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:32,630 (the water is boiling) 485 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:53,193 Maybe you could become a lecturer in time? - Lecturer? 486 00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:03,839 Or perhaps the principal? - You are sweet. 487 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:06,912 Now I have to. - No, I can! 488 00:50:07,080 --> 00:50:10,755 No, you can't and you shouldn't! 489 00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:16,313 Well, the children and the home... - It's also my home. 490 00:50:16,440 --> 00:50:20,680 All that nonsense that a woman's place is in the home! A woman like you... 492 00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:28,876 You can't have everything. - You cannot do without your ties, I can. 493 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:34,711 I quit school! - It's your job! 494 00:50:34,880 --> 00:50:41,479 You continue as director, and I am a stay-at-home dad. 495 00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:46,077 Father makes the gravy with the dust 496 00:50:46,240 --> 00:50:50,950 and he has tried to clean up some toys 497 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:58,634 father makes the sauce, small pancakes with beer, go ahead and rinse 498 00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:04,995 father has washed up the pot, plate, cup and saucer 499 00:51:05,160 --> 00:51:11,872 then he stands and looks sourly at knives and forks and dirty spoons 500 00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,635 taking care of the children is his great desire 501 00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:22,313 but he's only a man he can't give a breast 502 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:30,554 father makes the sauce it gets better 503 00:51:30,720 --> 00:51:36,078 one must honor him every time it happens that someone asks for more 504 00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:39,715 father makes the gravy the food is lovely today 505 00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:42,513 here you go and taste 506 00:51:42,680 --> 00:51:50,314 father has finally learned what was so terribly difficult 507 00:51:50,480 --> 00:51:56,635 now the child plus mother can thank father in a splendidly mixed chorus 508 00:51:56,800 --> 00:52:00,156 taking care of the children is his great desire 509 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:04,757 but he is only a man... 510 00:52:10,160 --> 00:52:16,349 It's a complete lie. Stick me with the binoculars. Quick, Martha. 511 00:52:32,760 --> 00:52:36,833 What is he doing? - He looks after the house. 512 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,709 He must also order something. 513 00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,315 Whoa, whoa! 514 00:52:57,160 --> 00:53:02,154 It's sickening. The wife has obviously run away. 515 00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:05,471 No, she has become a director. 516 00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,595 Yes, she's always been a cold cigar... Pick it up, Martha. 517 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,793 You got it, mate! - That was a proper mop boy! 518 00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:32,111 Was it an ostrich? 519 00:53:37,040 --> 00:53:40,350 That's a bit too much, Mr. 520 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:45,275 No, I do not think so. ... What have? 521 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:51,191 There is a little over. Does it do anything? - Yes exact, then I can't figure it out 522 00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,878 It will be 15.44. 523 00:54:01,040 --> 00:54:04,430 Here you go. - They don't have 44 cents, do they? 524 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:09,958 I have 50 cents. - I have 10 cents. Do you have 4 cents? 525 00:54:10,120 --> 00:54:13,829 I have 5 cents. Then you can give me 1 cent. 526 00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,356 I have 2 cents. Do you have 1 cent? 527 00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:20,711 I have 10 cents. Give me 9 cents again. 528 00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:26,551 Will this last long? - It's not the Danmark's Nationalbank. 529 00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:30,235 Does it help if I exchange a 25-cents? 530 00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:33,352 There are only 22 cents! - Then owe 3 cents. 531 00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:38,230 No thanks, young man, I'll pay everyone's share. 532 00:54:38,400 --> 00:54:42,439 Can someone exchange a 10-cent? - I guess I can. 533 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:47,594 No, I only have 8 cents. - Then you owe me 2 cents. 534 00:54:47,760 --> 00:54:50,593 I only have my pension. 535 00:54:50,720 --> 00:54:55,316 Here you go, here it is. I have something cooking at home. 536 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:59,638 How much do I owe? - I owe you 9 cents. 537 00:54:59,760 --> 00:55:02,718 No, 3 cents. - I owe you 3 cents. 538 00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:07,516 I owe 2 cents. - No, I gave them so it could end. 539 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:14,233 No, don't worry, you get 5 cents from me, and then you give me 3 cents back. 540 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:20,316 But I only have the 2. - Then let me have them. 2 is enough. 541 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,148 Jussi? That was a surprise. - The door was open. 542 00:56:10,320 --> 00:56:16,714 Is there anything I can offer you? - You look tired, Herbert. 543 00:56:16,880 --> 00:56:21,954 I am not. I'm just a bit busy. Excuse me. 544 00:56:24,880 --> 00:56:29,670 The director is not coming for the time being. She has gone to the airport. 545 00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:34,960 The airport? - To fetch Monsieur Dupont. 546 00:56:35,800 --> 00:56:41,716 Monsieur Dupont... Frenchman. - Move a little. 547 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,591 Are you drunk? 548 00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,880 Just read it here. - Yes. Yes. I'm depressed. 549 00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,556 'You whip 7 egg yolks...' 550 00:56:54,720 --> 00:57:00,158 You look very tired. - Spring breeding. I have it figured out. 551 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:04,637 What is that Frenchman going to do? - Draw a tie. 552 00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:08,509 He is the Dior of ties. 553 00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:14,198 When Aunt Karla finds out, she goes into overdrive. 554 00:57:19,360 --> 00:57:22,318 How does it feel? 555 00:57:22,480 --> 00:57:26,917 To be on it... be a member of the rowdy hands club? 556 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:29,799 What more? - Women's Affairs man. 557 00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:33,151 No, in the book! Oil, flour, rice... 558 00:57:33,320 --> 00:57:38,633 Jussi, why don't you get married? - Nah, the tracks are scaring. 559 00:57:38,760 --> 00:57:41,672 I let my kind die out. 560 00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:47,278 Nobody wants you. - They all want me! 561 00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:52,070 Dad! Dad, we're hungry! 562 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:55,192 Hold here. - I'm not helping you. 563 00:57:55,320 --> 00:58:00,030 Look and get started or also leave, don't have time to play with you today. 564 00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:07,037 If it had been you, I wouldn't have gone here. You have no ambitions! 565 00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:10,994 What about your ambitions? Stay home housewife! 566 00:58:11,160 --> 00:58:15,073 Whoa, housefather - Was that what you dreamed of? 567 00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:19,518 Bitten and I are fine. 568 00:58:19,680 --> 00:58:25,357 Yes, Bitten is fine, but what about you? 569 00:58:28,680 --> 00:58:34,073 Isn't it time you hit the table and say to Bitten: 570 00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:39,433 'Then it's over. Come home to your house and be a woman!' 571 00:58:39,560 --> 00:58:44,475 So you can become a director? - So! It's for your own sake. 572 00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:48,474 Herbert, Herbert! 573 00:58:56,360 --> 00:59:00,672 You are badly attacked, Herbert. - Look at your tie! 574 00:59:00,840 --> 00:59:05,311 It's Aunt Karla's. Serves her right! 575 00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:10,873 It is against the order of nature. Bitten is a gorgeous woman. 576 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:15,830 She has more sex in her little finger than both Brigitte and Bardot. 577 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:20,511 I've been to a bar with her. - With Bitten? 578 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:25,077 With Bardot. But inside, an ice tap with a light in it. 579 00:59:25,200 --> 00:59:28,590 Bardot? - Nah, Bitten. 580 00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:34,357 It must be said, before you sink into apathetic lethargy, - 581 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,951 before your poet's spirit gets bogged down in house fims and washing-up water. 582 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:43,471 Hit the table, Herbert! Do something! - Okay. 583 00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:54,348 Orv, man, he's wearing clothes, he'll be soaked. - Is it for real, man? 584 00:59:54,480 --> 01:00:00,794 We're joking. Call for a cart. Uncle Jussi is tired of playing. 585 01:00:13,560 --> 01:00:16,472 Heyy! - Wasn't it Uncle Jussi? 586 01:00:16,640 --> 01:00:21,031 Yes, he was half-witted. - He was soaking wet. 587 01:00:21,160 --> 01:00:23,913 Half-plowed? - He was drunk. 588 01:00:24,040 --> 01:00:26,713 Where is father? - He's in there. 589 01:00:28,080 --> 01:00:30,913 Hi, honey. - Hi. 590 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:34,316 Why are you wearing sunglasses? - I peel onion. 591 01:00:34,480 --> 01:00:39,600 I never have that. - You never peel onions. 592 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:47,471 What did Jussi want? - Gossip about Bitten... and the daughter. 593 01:00:47,640 --> 01:00:51,599 I am going to a meeting. Aren't we going to eat soon? 594 01:00:51,760 --> 01:00:57,392 Who are you going to meet? - A business connection. 595 01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,358 Why is the typewriter in the kitchen? 596 01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:05,435 I write down my experiences to know what not to do. 597 01:01:05,600 --> 01:01:09,639 You should go on a housekeeping course! 598 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,719 No! We'll be the laughing stock of the whole town! 599 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:18,231 I want to be a chef, but no one knows! 600 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:23,718 You should be the last to underestimate the work of a housewife. 601 01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:30,592 You don't have to be a taught to peel onions or make sauce. 602 01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:37,193 Go ahead, try it! - Herbert, I have to get dressed... 603 01:01:37,320 --> 01:01:41,108 Housekeeping is a subject. It must be learned from the ground up. 604 01:01:41,840 --> 01:01:45,276 In addition to the practical, we have the theory subjects: 605 01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:51,635 Budgeting, nutrition teachers, housing teachers and childcare. 606 01:01:51,760 --> 01:01:56,709 During daily work, we use wash gowns. 607 01:01:56,840 --> 01:02:02,358 Students must bring aprons or smocks, - 608 01:02:02,560 --> 01:02:07,190 1 cape and 2 pot holders. How old is your daughter? 609 01:02:07,360 --> 01:02:10,830 My daughter? 8 years. - 8 years? 610 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:15,232 Nah, such young ladies ... it probably won't work. 611 01:02:15,360 --> 01:02:19,035 That's not my daughter. - Is that your wife? 612 01:02:19,160 --> 01:02:24,029 No, it's not at all... - Oh, who is it then? 613 01:02:24,160 --> 01:02:28,040 It is me. - (her pearl necklace breaks) 615 01:02:33,160 --> 01:02:39,110 Vitamins are organic substances that are necessary for nutrition, - 616 01:02:39,240 --> 01:02:44,837 and which has a great influence on the course of life processes. 617 01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:48,669 Let's look at vitamin A first. 618 01:02:48,800 --> 01:02:56,275 It is important for the mucous membranes' resistance to infections. 619 01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:59,153 Achoo! 620 01:02:59,280 --> 01:03:02,590 For eexample colds. - God bless you. 621 01:03:05,440 --> 01:03:09,035 (he coughs) - Father! 622 01:03:09,200 --> 01:03:14,115 What is it? You mustn't make noise like that when you have a cold. 623 01:03:14,240 --> 01:03:17,869 I want to go out and play Batman. 624 01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:21,834 No, you have to settle for reading about Batman! 625 01:03:21,960 --> 01:03:24,713 No, I have read the stupid paper! 626 01:03:24,840 --> 01:03:28,389 Be proper, or I'll tell mother. 627 01:03:28,520 --> 01:03:31,398 Batman is very tough! 628 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:36,196 Be quiet. Father is a poet. - Poet? Bah! 629 01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:50,398 Do you want to be the father or the mother? 630 01:03:50,520 --> 01:03:53,353 The mother! I come home and say: 631 01:03:53,480 --> 01:03:58,235 'I've had a strict day. Is the food not ready?' 632 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,113 What does the father say? 633 01:04:01,240 --> 01:04:06,758 'What if you took care of Lasse and didn't waste time with allegories?' 634 01:04:06,920 --> 01:04:10,151 He's good at foreign words, isn't he? 635 01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:15,718 (dough rumbles) 636 01:04:21,000 --> 01:04:24,037 (the doorbell rings) 637 01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:30,192 Good day, Mrs Stormann. Do you want to go inside? 638 01:04:30,320 --> 01:04:36,953 Is Vivian here? Her acting teacher is waiting. 639 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:40,032 Trille, come down. Vivian is going to the game. 640 01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,958 (a rumble) 641 01:04:43,080 --> 01:04:48,791 God, what is that? - The balloon cake stands and rises. 642 01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:58,079 Isn't there too much... - Balloon? We are a big family. 643 01:04:58,280 --> 01:05:01,829 It disappears like dew before the sun. 644 01:05:06,400 --> 01:05:09,153 (the phone is ringing) 645 01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:15,590 Hello? Howdy, little darling. Yes, we are fine. 646 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:20,231 No, Mrs. Stormann, you must not go! 647 01:05:20,440 --> 01:05:25,719 Who are you talking to? Well. How is it going with Lasse? 648 01:05:25,840 --> 01:05:30,709 Yeah...at 7 o'clock, right, honey? I have to run. Goodbye. 649 01:05:30,840 --> 01:05:36,119 From Paris. I guess it's Dupont's sketches. You must have made an impression on him. 650 01:05:36,280 --> 01:05:39,397 Shouldn't I take care of them? 651 01:05:39,520 --> 01:05:43,069 Herbert is proper, but won't he take a look, - 652 01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:46,078 when you come home with red roses? 653 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:52,032 The door was open. Am I disturbing you? 654 01:05:52,720 --> 01:05:57,157 New wife? - Well, no, that... we have... 655 01:05:57,320 --> 01:06:00,392 It's my publisher. Mrs. Stormann, my neighbor. 656 01:06:00,560 --> 01:06:04,519 I am Horekaer. - you too. 657 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:11,233 Well, no... I guess I have to go in. - Now I have to, Mrs. Stormann. 658 01:06:14,840 --> 01:06:18,674 Neighbor... - You read too much porn. 659 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:24,989 But nature is something else, isn't it? What do you look like? 660 01:06:25,160 --> 01:06:28,436 Isn't that a bit eccentric dressing? 661 01:06:28,560 --> 01:06:32,792 You look like a performance of 'The Male House Assistant.' 662 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:39,189 Shall I make a cup of coffee? - Oh, she has gone home to her mother? 663 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:44,314 No! But I will soon. - You quit school. 664 01:06:44,440 --> 01:06:47,716 So I can find time to write. 665 01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:53,517 Must be weird, huh? To be provided for. 666 01:06:58,520 --> 01:07:03,036 There's money in porn, Herbert. Also to the author. 667 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:08,951 You probably couldn't, almost for fun, as an experiment... 668 01:07:11,040 --> 01:07:14,112 No, you couldn't. 669 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:17,152 Do you want me to write porn? 670 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:23,355 Forget it. How is it going? - Yes... it will work. 671 01:07:23,520 --> 01:07:28,036 We will issue your next collection of poems as a magnificent edition. 672 01:07:28,160 --> 01:07:33,996 With golden ratio, big costs, nice reviews, no sales. 673 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:39,035 For the sake of the tax authorities. There is too much profit this year. 674 01:07:39,160 --> 01:07:43,233 It gives too well, the second. They're tearing me. 675 01:07:43,400 --> 01:07:49,589 Now you can concentrate without wasting time on a thousand other things. 676 01:07:49,760 --> 01:07:52,593 Yeah...yeah, that's nice. 677 01:07:52,720 --> 01:07:56,508 What is this? 'The Widow Graes Cookbook.' 678 01:07:56,680 --> 01:08:01,356 These are food recipes. I do this for fun. 679 01:08:01,520 --> 01:08:07,197 Shouldn't I rewrite the poems? I made one the other day... 680 01:08:16,160 --> 01:08:18,958 Listen to this. 681 01:08:19,080 --> 01:08:24,518 Dad, who's there? - Quietly! I don't want to hear a sound! 682 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:29,838 The sky wheels turn in the light clockwork of the clouds 683 01:08:29,960 --> 01:08:32,758 Streaks of sunlight go like pointers over the landscape 684 01:08:32,880 --> 01:08:36,236 measuring the time of year out measuring the age of the Earth 685 01:08:36,360 --> 01:08:40,148 until they stop abruptly at human sparing rings 686 01:08:40,360 --> 01:08:44,717 the hands coolly go on measuring the age of the Earth 687 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:49,197 the wheels of heaven turn in the sad clockwork of the clouds. 688 01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:52,193 What do you say? - What do you say? 689 01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:56,233 What do you say... to the poem? - Brilliant. 690 01:08:56,360 --> 01:08:59,909 I look at this, it tells me something. 691 01:09:00,080 --> 01:09:03,959 Shouldn't I rewrite it? - No, leave it to me. 692 01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:10,315 Everything has turned for the better. And say hello to your lovely wife. 693 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:16,873 Say hello to your lovely wife, he said. - The crown? It falls. 694 01:09:17,040 --> 01:09:20,589 No, he said: Greet your lovely wife. 695 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:25,157 Oh... thanks, he's sweet. 696 01:09:25,280 --> 01:09:29,512 I can't forget you bringing roses home to me. 697 01:09:29,640 --> 01:09:32,598 It's nothing special. 698 01:09:32,720 --> 01:09:37,157 Not many people take flowers home to their men. 699 01:09:43,360 --> 01:09:47,399 A splendid edition with gold cut... 700 01:09:50,960 --> 01:09:56,193 (clap) 701 01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:10,956 You sit and laugh so silly, Herbert. 702 01:10:11,120 --> 01:10:16,956 It was something I came to think of with bay... leaves. 703 01:10:23,120 --> 01:10:26,078 Woop... dong... 704 01:10:26,280 --> 01:10:30,910 Herbert, what are you reading? 705 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:36,598 It's Batman. I look at the pictures. It's pop art. 706 01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:42,949 Comics, recipes and gossip. Take care that you do not sink into spiritual idleness. 707 01:10:43,080 --> 01:10:46,675 Idle time... 708 01:10:57,560 --> 01:11:00,313 Then we cut the catfish's head off. 709 01:11:00,480 --> 01:11:06,157 Remove the fins, starting at the tail. Go ahead and begin. 710 01:11:07,080 --> 01:11:12,916 Get to it, Nielsen. - Isn't that pretty brutal? 711 01:11:13,080 --> 01:11:17,278 Such is life. Now grab it. A quick cut. 712 01:11:17,440 --> 01:11:23,072 It is not dead. It stirs. - Much better. So it's fresh, isn't it? 713 01:11:23,200 --> 01:11:30,197 We never eat fish at our place. - Nielsen, show yourself like a man. 714 01:11:32,440 --> 01:11:35,637 Well done! Then we powder the tail thoroughly. 715 01:11:42,720 --> 01:11:46,156 Like that, yes. They are quick learner, Nielsen. 716 01:11:46,320 --> 01:11:52,270 If you continue like this, it will end with you also being able to give birth to the child! 717 01:11:57,040 --> 01:12:02,751 1... 2, cross, cross, cross. 718 01:12:02,920 --> 01:12:08,916 And swing... forward. Swing it again like a bottle of champagne. 719 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:14,990 Well...swing, swing. Yes, that's good, yes. 720 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,758 1, 2, 3, 4... 721 01:12:22,920 --> 01:12:27,869 ... 5, 6, 7. And finally we count together. 722 01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:32,232 Then it should agree with the cash inventory. 723 01:12:32,400 --> 01:12:35,198 This is keeping a household account. 724 01:12:35,320 --> 01:12:39,233 Something else is about getting the money to work. 725 01:12:39,360 --> 01:12:44,036 (machine alarm) 726 01:12:55,520 --> 01:12:59,479 Good day... May I speak to the director? 727 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:04,953 Do you have an appointment? - No, I have not. 728 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:09,477 What is the name? - Nielsen, Herbert Nielsen. 729 01:13:09,640 --> 01:13:12,791 Would that suit you on Tuesday at 10? 730 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,832 I had to talk to her now. 731 01:13:16,000 --> 01:13:19,879 What is it about? 732 01:13:20,040 --> 01:13:27,230 I'm the director's wife... uh... She's... We're married, coincidentally. 733 01:13:28,360 --> 01:13:31,875 Really? - Yes, really. 734 01:13:32,000 --> 01:13:34,992 Joergensen, look for the work slips. 735 01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:37,793 Yes, just a moment, Putte. 736 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:41,194 What did you say, Joergensen? 737 01:13:41,320 --> 01:13:45,836 Here you go! - Herbert! What will you? 738 01:13:45,960 --> 01:13:52,274 These are the work sheets. Does he sit on the lap when you dictate? 739 01:13:52,480 --> 01:13:56,712 Not sure I like you bothering me at work. Where are the children? - They look after each other. 740 01:13:56,880 --> 01:14:02,113 I wouldn't take your time if we weren't in a liquidity crisis. 741 01:14:02,240 --> 01:14:08,236 You got money the other day. - In last week. Everything goes up. 742 01:14:08,360 --> 01:14:11,193 Do you think this is a million business. How much do you need? 743 01:14:11,320 --> 01:14:16,474 There is laundry, it is DKK 45. Then there is the shopkeeper at 62.75. 744 01:14:16,640 --> 01:14:21,430 Joergensen, write me a private check for 200 crowns. 745 01:14:21,600 --> 01:14:24,239 Yes... Mr. Dupont is waiting in the showroom. 746 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:27,153 I come now. I have to go now. 747 01:14:27,320 --> 01:14:31,711 I do not want to talk to you. I come home late. 748 01:14:31,840 --> 01:14:35,037 It is clear, Mr. Director. - You are an ass. 749 01:15:03,240 --> 01:15:06,789 Here you go, here is... 750 01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:11,033 Thanks. Now there is coverage, right? 751 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:35,711 Come on! 752 01:15:37,840 --> 01:15:41,719 Herbert! Is it you? - What's the point? 753 01:15:41,840 --> 01:15:45,674 I thought it was someone who had sneaked in. 754 01:15:45,800 --> 01:15:50,954 You have to be very careful about fashion spies... 755 01:16:31,520 --> 01:16:35,991 What do you say? Is there anyone here as tough as dad? 756 01:16:36,120 --> 01:16:40,352 Yeah, Batman, right? - Why do we have to eat so well? 757 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:44,433 It's father's and mother's wedding day. 758 01:16:44,640 --> 01:16:48,679 Was I there at the wedding? - No. 759 01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:52,958 You were born long after... 4 months after. 760 01:16:53,120 --> 01:16:58,478 Do you get some presents? - No, but you have to give presents. 761 01:16:58,640 --> 01:17:02,633 Dad bought them for you. - What did mother say when she proposed? 762 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:08,193 Why do you think, mother proposed? - Isn't she just the type? 763 01:17:08,320 --> 01:17:11,596 (the phone is ringing) 764 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:17,399 Yes? ... Hi, honey. Where are you? 765 01:17:18,600 --> 01:17:21,717 When are you coming? 766 01:17:22,200 --> 01:17:27,672 Well... No, it would have been nice if you came on time. 767 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:35,434 No, no, no particular reason. Yes... Yes, yes. Bye for now. 768 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:44,070 Hi. I had to say hello from Aunt Karla. 769 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:47,397 There is an extra-ordinary board meeting tomorrow. 770 01:17:47,520 --> 01:17:54,198 She seemed quite chilly. - Yes, I have driven it my way. 771 01:17:54,360 --> 01:17:56,396 Ah... excusez-moi... 772 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:05,798 How did it taste? - Why doesn't she come home? 773 01:18:05,920 --> 01:18:11,836 I don't go to bed until mother comes home. We must give gifts. 774 01:18:12,000 --> 01:18:18,075 When you have such a talented mother, she can't always be on time. 775 01:18:18,200 --> 01:18:22,193 It's our wedding day. - Now go up and wash your hands. 776 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:26,836 (the doorbell rings) - It's mother! 777 01:18:27,000 --> 01:18:32,154 Stay here! Today I want to be allowed to close up myself. 778 01:18:32,280 --> 01:18:36,671 Father, in apron! Ha-ha-ha. 779 01:18:40,680 --> 01:18:44,036 Hi, dear... Mrs. Stormann! 780 01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:47,158 I thought it was my wife. - It does not matter. 781 01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:52,235 Saw the car was gone. Do you have a few aspirin? - Yes, come inside. 782 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:56,473 I will not disturb. - What do you have neighbors for? 783 01:18:56,600 --> 01:18:59,558 Are you bad? - Nothing special. 784 01:18:59,720 --> 01:19:05,033 Come in, Mrs. Stormann. It wasn't mom. Go up and brush teeth. 785 01:19:05,160 --> 01:19:09,119 Can I get up now, father will be here in a little while. 786 01:19:09,240 --> 01:19:12,710 Are you also alone? - Yes, Gustav is not coming. 787 01:19:12,840 --> 01:19:16,594 I have had the food ready for several hours. 788 01:19:16,720 --> 01:19:23,717 Look there. And we have a wedding day. - God, what a shame. 789 01:19:23,840 --> 01:19:28,391 I guess that's what it's like to be a home going. 790 01:19:28,520 --> 01:19:31,398 ... ou bien dans ce genre o soie naturelle? 791 01:19:31,520 --> 01:19:34,478 Trust the bee. 792 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:42,036 Jussi, it's salted almonds! 793 01:19:42,200 --> 01:19:47,320 What? Can't we have something brought here? 794 01:19:47,440 --> 01:19:52,798 Oh... can't you book a table where it goes quickly? 795 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:58,631 Call Herbert and tell him I'm sorry. 796 01:19:59,440 --> 01:20:04,514 Nous parlions d'aller manger. - Many? Ah qui, volunteers. 797 01:20:04,680 --> 01:20:09,117 (the phone rings) - Yes, it's Slipsco. 798 01:20:10,120 --> 01:20:14,432 Dav, Herbert. Yes, it's Jussi. 799 01:20:14,600 --> 01:20:20,038 Bitten? Nah...she's not here. 800 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:26,110 Well, you didn't know that? She is out with Dupont. 801 01:20:26,280 --> 01:20:29,875 Yeah, you gotta get used to that, old boy. 802 01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:34,278 Yes, they are down at the Flamingo Bar. 803 01:20:34,440 --> 01:20:41,630 Yes, he is a nice person. Yes, he is French after all... 804 01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:51,917 Mrs. Stormann... do you like roasted turkey? 805 01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:03,753 A little bit more? - No, Nielsen, you are a genius! 806 01:21:03,920 --> 01:21:07,117 Think if Gustav was like you? 807 01:21:07,240 --> 01:21:10,437 I'm glad you like it. Cheers. 808 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:16,789 I haven't eaten so well since we were on our honeymoon in Paris. 809 01:21:16,960 --> 01:21:19,918 I just thought you were happy again. 810 01:21:20,040 --> 01:21:23,635 When he comes home late, he brings roses. 811 01:21:23,760 --> 01:21:29,198 It is not all wives... all men who are so grateful. 812 01:21:29,360 --> 01:21:34,992 I know what those roses mean! - Really? 813 01:21:35,120 --> 01:21:39,796 Sorry, I'm intruding. You have your own problems. 814 01:21:39,920 --> 01:21:45,790 Really? At least they have nothing to worry about. 815 01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:50,954 A beautiful woman, like you. - They try to comfort me. 816 01:21:51,080 --> 01:21:55,312 No, I mean it. - Do they? 817 01:21:55,760 --> 01:21:59,036 (fierce honk) 818 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:04,190 It was Gustav! Did you hear that? He honked! 819 01:22:04,360 --> 01:22:09,150 He honked right! - Doesn't he usually do that? 820 01:22:09,320 --> 01:22:14,314 I know Gustav, so he doesn't bring roses to my house. 821 01:22:14,440 --> 01:22:17,238 How do i look? - Radiant. 822 01:22:17,360 --> 01:22:22,434 Thank you, thank you very much. You don't have to follow me out. 823 01:22:22,720 --> 01:22:28,716 When Gustav honks like that, he has a clear conscience. 824 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:53,318 (comfort music) 825 01:23:06,720 --> 01:23:11,714 It's a strange place. - It's the city's best food places. 826 01:23:11,840 --> 01:23:16,675 And then it goes quickly. - It's hidious here. 827 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:21,396 A votre santa. Au succes de nos affaires. 828 01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:25,476 Excuse me for a moment... 829 01:23:32,360 --> 01:23:38,310 Is it an exhausting meeting? Come on, we're going home. 830 01:23:38,440 --> 01:23:42,399 And the roses I will have, I will have to buy myself. 831 01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:45,791 Leave this lady tout de suite! 832 01:23:45,960 --> 01:23:49,839 They must not interfere at all! 833 01:23:54,760 --> 01:23:57,638 Herbert?! 834 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:01,078 Je vous praviens, monsieur! 835 01:24:05,360 --> 01:24:08,830 Leave it, human! They kill him! 836 01:24:08,960 --> 01:24:11,952 I know your type well! 837 01:24:15,840 --> 01:24:21,312 Wasn't that Herbert? - As long as he hasn't beaten himself. 838 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:25,319 He's not doing anything wrong! - You didn't call him? 839 01:24:25,480 --> 01:24:29,519 I was prevented. - Jussi, you are such a fool! 840 01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:33,798 Do you understand... It's her husband. 841 01:24:33,920 --> 01:24:38,391 son mary - Mondieu, elle est mariae? 842 01:25:08,160 --> 01:25:14,235 I have never been so embarrassed! You must be out of your mind, Herbert! 843 01:25:14,400 --> 01:25:19,713 It's a scandal. How did you come up with that? And without a tie! 844 01:25:21,560 --> 01:25:26,429 So Jussi was right. - Yes. 845 01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:32,311 So it cannot be done. Then I have to give it up. 846 01:25:32,440 --> 01:25:35,432 So I have to stop. 847 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:39,918 What is that? 848 01:25:40,040 --> 01:25:46,513 It's just a gift for you. - To me? Why? 849 01:25:48,880 --> 01:25:52,077 And you have eaten. 850 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:58,394 What a nice table. Was it something special? 851 01:25:58,760 --> 01:26:03,038 It's the 17th just a little while longer. 852 01:26:04,560 --> 01:26:10,430 Our wedding day... - Don't think about that. 853 01:26:14,640 --> 01:26:20,317 I am very, very sorry. I am. 854 01:26:20,440 --> 01:26:27,198 Sorry. Sorry. I will never do it again. 855 01:26:27,440 --> 01:26:30,716 Beloved. 856 01:26:32,520 --> 01:26:37,310 You must not stop! I mean at the factory. 857 01:26:37,440 --> 01:26:40,352 Wait until Aunt Karla hears, - 858 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:44,871 that her director were involved in a fight. 859 01:26:45,000 --> 01:26:49,790 She doesn't get to know that. - Jussi tells it. 860 01:26:49,920 --> 01:26:54,436 He was there from start to finish. - Was Jussi?! 861 01:26:54,600 --> 01:27:00,789 I don't go to such a place alone. - That's what he said on the phone. 862 01:27:00,920 --> 01:27:04,515 He said he hadn't spoken to you. 863 01:27:04,640 --> 01:27:07,552 Oh! 864 01:27:10,840 --> 01:27:13,957 I'm not done playing strongman. 865 01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:17,795 Fuck that. We have 20 minutes left. 866 01:27:17,960 --> 01:27:21,589 20 minutes? - From our wedding day. 867 01:27:22,480 --> 01:27:26,155 (the doorbell rings) - We're not opening up, are we? 868 01:27:26,320 --> 01:27:29,756 No! It's probably just someone calling. 869 01:27:29,960 --> 01:27:35,193 (it rings again) - Yes, it could be something important. 870 01:27:35,360 --> 01:27:41,515 No more business meetings tonight! - No. 871 01:27:44,480 --> 01:27:47,597 Sorry, Monsieur Nielsen. Je ne savais pas... 872 01:27:47,720 --> 01:27:53,033 Aah... even reason. Come on in. 873 01:27:54,800 --> 01:27:58,190 They are impulsive, the French, but charming. 874 01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:02,711 You've been to a bar. - Me? No... 875 01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:06,549 Yeah, I stopped by to see how it was going. 876 01:28:06,680 --> 01:28:09,797 He is a former French jiu-jitsu champion... 877 01:28:09,920 --> 01:28:12,832 And you are the current world champion of fraud. 878 01:28:12,960 --> 01:28:17,033 Herbert, it's time you opened your eyes. 879 01:28:17,240 --> 01:28:20,118 And it's time you got yours closed. 880 01:28:25,600 --> 01:28:29,798 Parfait, Monsieur Nielsen. Formidable. 881 01:28:29,960 --> 01:28:32,918 Come on in. 882 01:28:35,640 --> 01:28:38,313 Roses! 883 01:28:38,480 --> 01:28:41,278 10, 20, 30, 40, 50... 884 01:28:44,960 --> 01:28:48,839 10, 20, 30, 40... - Hey, hey, watch the cups. 885 01:28:48,960 --> 01:28:51,952 Who is the best mother in the whole world? 886 01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:55,999 Mrs. Batman. - No, it's our mother! 887 01:28:56,560 --> 01:29:02,078 Ungrateful offspring. I feed them and wipe their noses. 888 01:29:02,200 --> 01:29:05,875 Then it's you they hang around your neck. 889 01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:11,233 Trille, you have to go to school. - I want to go to the bathroom first! 890 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:14,437 This also applies to you, Madam Director. 891 01:29:14,600 --> 01:29:20,596 Herbert, I'm not going in there. - What? Are you ill? 892 01:29:20,760 --> 01:29:25,834 No, not like that. - How so? 893 01:29:26,000 --> 01:29:32,348 Is it because of yesterday? - There must be a board meeting. 894 01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:38,595 Aunt Karla never agrees to carry it out. I'm getting fired. 895 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:41,957 Can't you pull ashore a bit? - No! 896 01:29:42,120 --> 01:29:45,157 Well. Can you get going then! You must! 897 01:29:45,320 --> 01:29:48,915 No, no! - You can... and you must! 898 01:29:49,080 --> 01:29:52,709 Be a great director and do as dad says. 899 01:29:52,840 --> 01:29:57,789 Get in the shower and hit the table! I don't have time for you today. 900 01:29:57,960 --> 01:30:02,988 Don't forget that you are the breadwinner with responsibility for husband and child! 901 01:30:09,640 --> 01:30:14,031 It is the most delightful cookbook I have seen. 902 01:30:14,160 --> 01:30:19,678 I got the very first copy from the bookseller, there was a queue. 903 01:30:19,800 --> 01:30:23,429 It's nice. It's art, Herbert. 904 01:30:23,600 --> 01:30:28,435 Applied art. How did you get the enchanting idea? 905 01:30:28,600 --> 01:30:32,673 Aah, that... that's a surprise. 906 01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:38,033 Fantastic. They must write a dedication in it to me. 907 01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:41,829 It must have the honorary place in my bookcase. 908 01:30:41,960 --> 01:30:47,318 Also a greeting in this one. Sister Karla must have it. 909 01:30:47,440 --> 01:30:52,116 If I didn't have to write in aunt Karla's book and in your... 910 01:30:52,240 --> 01:30:55,789 They who are the true friend of art, the protector of poetry. 911 01:30:55,960 --> 01:31:02,433 Friend, yes, but protector? I don't brag about that. 912 01:31:02,600 --> 01:31:06,309 You could make an effort if you wanted to. 913 01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:10,155 Dear poet, I am too old to be a muse... 914 01:31:10,280 --> 01:31:13,511 Shouldn't we both have refreshments? 915 01:31:13,640 --> 01:31:18,998 Yes, but not that apple juice, dear Herbert, not apple juice. 916 01:31:25,000 --> 01:31:29,676 Do you think I should do that? Sister Karla becomes desperate. 917 01:31:29,800 --> 01:31:33,349 (clap) - Thank you, thank you. 918 01:31:33,480 --> 01:31:37,712 The chairman of Danish Women's Emancipation makes - 919 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:42,118 the award ceremony and diploma awarding. 920 01:31:42,280 --> 01:31:44,874 Yes, ladies, - 921 01:31:45,000 --> 01:31:50,757 what I have seen of your assignments has impressed me. 922 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:53,872 But we women must also move on. 923 01:31:54,000 --> 01:31:58,312 The time is not far off when men are educated here, - 924 01:31:58,480 --> 01:32:05,750 so that we women can have time to rule the world... and them. 925 01:32:05,880 --> 01:32:10,078 And now for the exam results. 926 01:32:10,240 --> 01:32:16,190 The first prize as the best student of the year has been won by Miss... 927 01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:21,956 ... miss... Herbert Nielsen. 928 01:32:22,080 --> 01:32:24,833 (clap) 929 01:32:26,080 --> 01:32:29,231 Nooo! 930 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:39,154 (laughter) 931 01:32:46,160 --> 01:32:49,277 3 eggs are divided and the whites are saved for the meringue. 932 01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:53,473 The whites are saved for meringue, well... like that. 933 01:32:56,240 --> 01:33:01,155 Also? Hurry up, Martha. - Whip the plums carefully. 934 01:33:01,360 --> 01:33:05,433 Plums... Do we have plums? - No, egg yolks. 935 01:33:05,600 --> 01:33:08,797 But then read properly, Martha. 936 01:33:08,960 --> 01:33:14,034 No, I will myself! Cooking is more fun than I thought. 937 01:33:14,200 --> 01:33:18,079 Strange that I haven't found anything about it before. 938 01:33:18,200 --> 01:33:21,158 Aah, Gustav, how it suits you. 939 01:33:21,320 --> 01:33:25,393 And... garlic? 940 01:33:33,760 --> 01:33:37,116 The binoculars, quick, Martha. 941 01:33:45,840 --> 01:33:50,834 And I have always considered him to be a sissy boy. 942 01:33:50,960 --> 01:33:53,918 Hoof, hoof, hoof. 943 01:33:57,360 --> 01:34:00,238 Gustav... 944 01:34:00,360 --> 01:34:04,558 I have now expressed my opinion about the structural change, - 945 01:34:04,720 --> 01:34:09,077 and I would advise against supporting such ideas. 946 01:34:09,200 --> 01:34:16,072 A French jumper must not interfere with how our ties should look. 947 01:34:16,200 --> 01:34:19,875 Director Nielsen doesn't put his position on that, does he? 948 01:34:20,000 --> 01:34:22,833 Barely. I know that girl. 949 01:34:25,080 --> 01:34:31,030 Those who vote for the director's proposal raise their hands. 950 01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:36,709 Thank you, gentlemen, I am not surprised. But we vote against. 951 01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:39,798 Hands up, Dorit. 952 01:34:39,920 --> 01:34:44,232 I don't vote. I have shares worth DKK 62,000, - 953 01:34:44,360 --> 01:34:48,319 and I vote neither for nor against. 954 01:34:48,440 --> 01:34:52,718 Herbert has asked me to... well, for art's sake. 955 01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:56,992 What has art and ties... - H.C. Andersen writes... 956 01:34:57,120 --> 01:35:02,319 Here I decide! Do you have no independent opinion? 957 01:35:02,440 --> 01:35:08,515 Yes, I always thought your ties were funny, Karla said. 958 01:35:08,680 --> 01:35:12,468 Bitten... can you do it? 959 01:35:12,640 --> 01:35:16,235 Are you sick? - Just some nausea... 960 01:35:16,360 --> 01:35:21,229 Bitten, take it easy. What the hell am I supposed to do?! 961 01:35:21,400 --> 01:35:24,233 You must go home! - Yes. 962 01:35:24,960 --> 01:35:28,077 Fantastic. This is our Herbert. 963 01:35:28,240 --> 01:35:31,437 Isn't the picture on the outside pretty? 964 01:35:31,600 --> 01:35:36,196 That is great. You're not mad, are you? Was to be a surprise. 965 01:35:36,360 --> 01:35:39,113 I have already sent out the second edition. 966 01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:43,558 Here... a small check as an advance. More to come. 967 01:35:46,960 --> 01:35:49,758 (plays modern music) 968 01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:53,356 Are they all neighbors? 969 01:35:53,560 --> 01:35:56,996 There are no ladies who suit me 970 01:35:57,160 --> 01:36:01,438 like the needle to a thread there is no such thing as ladies... 971 01:36:01,600 --> 01:36:06,958 Business first. You must come to me with something like that. 972 01:36:07,120 --> 01:36:10,829 There is as much money in it as in porn. 973 01:36:11,000 --> 01:36:15,278 ... an old boy's temperature rises... 974 01:36:17,960 --> 01:36:21,555 I really don't understand, you find time to write. 975 01:36:21,720 --> 01:36:25,793 I have an important message from Director Nielsen. 976 01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:29,556 Them speak, man. - Yes, please. 977 01:36:29,720 --> 01:36:34,430 First, I would like to announce that I have done some research. 978 01:36:34,680 --> 01:36:40,391 It turns out that there is great interest in our new designs. 979 01:36:40,520 --> 01:36:43,637 Decadence. Where is Bitten? 980 01:36:43,760 --> 01:36:46,638 She felt unwell. 981 01:36:46,760 --> 01:36:50,594 She has also gone home now. 982 01:36:50,760 --> 01:36:56,995 She asked me to let you know that you can expect her resignation. 983 01:36:57,120 --> 01:37:02,240 Nonsense! Does she not know that her damned proposal has been adopted? 984 01:37:02,360 --> 01:37:07,832 She said she wants to concentrate on her husband and her 3 children. 985 01:37:08,000 --> 01:37:11,390 There we have the man again! 986 01:37:11,560 --> 01:37:15,678 3 children?! She only has 2. 987 01:37:15,960 --> 01:37:20,954 (loud music) 988 01:37:43,000 --> 01:37:48,233 You don't need to turn off because I'm coming... Hi. 989 01:37:48,400 --> 01:37:52,234 Hi, friend... it's... it's my schoolmates. 990 01:37:52,400 --> 01:37:55,551 And that's my wife, director Nielsen. 991 01:37:55,720 --> 01:37:58,917 Former director. 992 01:38:10,160 --> 01:38:14,233 Goodbye. 993 01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:24,029 Why would you quit now? There is something you are hiding from me. 994 01:38:47,160 --> 01:38:52,234 Herbert? Herbert, come here and sit down. 995 01:38:52,400 --> 01:38:58,270 Do not be sad. Don't you want something to drink? 996 01:39:00,040 --> 01:39:04,875 We must dance like the ladies! - Mother, we've had fun. 997 01:39:05,040 --> 01:39:11,036 We're going to teach you how to go-go. - No, it won't do. 998 01:39:11,160 --> 01:39:17,838 From now on, mother will rest. And plenty of hot water. 999 01:39:18,000 --> 01:39:23,950 Is mom sick? - What do you say to a little sister? 1000 01:39:24,120 --> 01:39:27,749 Are you pregnant, daddy? 1001 01:39:27,880 --> 01:39:30,838 (they laugh) 1002 01:39:37,400 --> 01:39:40,312 Come on. - I'll wait here, right? 1003 01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:43,750 No, come along. - Is it necessary now? 1004 01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:47,310 Yes, otherwise I wouldn't have said it. 1005 01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:53,437 We are going to have a little sister. - Where is she? 1006 01:39:53,600 --> 01:39:59,436 Then they're happy, huh? - I'd rather have a mouse. 1007 01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:05,630 Bitten, now you've got your way! I have raised you to be independent. 1008 01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:11,153 You do not leave your post because the reckless men - 1009 01:40:11,280 --> 01:40:15,193 sticks a cap in the wheel. Do you hear! 1010 01:40:15,360 --> 01:40:21,310 Bitten, this is the highlight of your career. Clap in, Dorit! 1011 01:40:21,440 --> 01:40:26,514 You must come back. You can get a sub-director. 1012 01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:32,835 Even a man. What about Herbert? He seems to have hidden abilities. 1013 01:40:32,960 --> 01:40:36,316 What do you say? - No, one director is enough. 1014 01:40:36,440 --> 01:40:39,557 And my place is in the home. 1015 01:40:42,400 --> 01:40:47,554 There's a lot of smoke in the kitchen, man. 1016 01:41:02,680 --> 01:41:07,629 You should not think about. It does not matter. 1017 01:41:19,680 --> 01:41:22,240 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---