1 00:00:01,640 --> 00:00:04,200 (singing) 2 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,838 (gargles) 3 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:26,195 (song) 4 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:29,153 (trolley) 5 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:43,030 (singing) 6 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:50,909 I am coming! 7 00:01:13,200 --> 00:01:15,350 I am coming! 8 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:36,351 (train whistles) 9 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,628 (applause) 10 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:45,192 - It's great to stand on a stage. - It's amazing. 11 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:49,791 - But it's not like the old days. - How was it back then? 12 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:54,039 You had to fight a lot more. You had to rely on yourself. 13 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,471 Were there no soufflés? Hey. 14 00:02:57,680 --> 00:03:01,229 Do you think, Alstrp, Dagmar Hansen and the others - 15 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:05,479 - had amplifiers and microphones? 16 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:10,959 When they spoke and sang, them up on the gallery... 17 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:13,594 ... couldn't hear a damn. 18 00:03:15,080 --> 00:03:19,153 - Everything has changed so much. - Yes. 19 00:03:21,040 --> 00:03:24,112 Development has gone in the wrong direction. 20 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,630 Actors are no longer so evil to each other as they used to be. 21 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:32,391 When you were a comedian, I was about to laugh at you. 22 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:35,797 Was it around your 25th anniversary? 23 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:40,278 I heard the report on my crystal device. 24 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:46,515 That is lovely hair you have. Too bad it sits between all the others. 25 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:50,190 Is that your nose or do you just eat bananas? 26 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:53,710 The theater is a wonderful thing! 27 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,196 Can you imagine hearing the atmosphere - 28 00:05:30,400 --> 00:05:34,996 - in the Athlete Park's international match between Denmark and Sweden? 29 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:39,637 - Yes, I would like that well. - Do you have a box of matches? 30 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,479 Yes, purely by accident. 31 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,875 Pick up a match. 32 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:48,310 We iron them. 33 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,437 - What should I do with it? - Turn it on. 34 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,871 Turn it off. Down in the box. Up to the ear. 35 00:05:57,080 --> 00:05:59,833 - Can you hear anything? - No. 36 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:02,270 Then it's halftime. 37 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:18,753 a rose sprang out and a starling trilled 38 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:23,231 while the sun rose and my mother gave birth to me 39 00:06:24,160 --> 00:06:27,391 I smiled imploringly because my mouth was so small 40 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:31,991 it was first when I looked at the calendar I screamed 41 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:36,193 I got so mad when I saw I was born on a Sunday 42 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:38,960 I hate that day, it's quiet and long 43 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,355 a sunday child is so sweet and so innocent and easy 44 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:45,155 that it may never suit my tempeament 45 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,317 I love to sit in front of my TV 46 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:54,512 Am I allowed to disturb? 47 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:58,838 After all, I can't allow myself to disturb, because who am I? 48 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,759 But when I'm here... 49 00:07:01,960 --> 00:07:04,952 Can you imagine experiencing the atmosphere, - 50 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:09,312 - the set, from an international match between Denmark and Sweden? 51 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:13,479 - Yes, I would like that well. - Do you have a box of matches? 52 00:07:13,680 --> 00:07:17,912 Take a match, light it, blow it, and put it in the box. 53 00:07:20,480 --> 00:07:23,040 - Can you hear anything? - Yes. 54 00:07:25,080 --> 00:07:28,231 - Try yourself. Can you hear anything? - No. 55 00:07:28,440 --> 00:07:30,749 Then it's halftime. 56 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,037 I love to sit in front of my TV 57 00:07:48,240 --> 00:07:52,313 with a small cerut and a giant drink 58 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:55,557 I made it a point to only look at the screen 59 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,992 when they air a very good program 60 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:03,510 so I let them sit with their eyes closed for five years 61 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,995 because I take the chance but it is too soft 62 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,350 I hope they soon make the crap in colours 63 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:12,109 then one have an excuse to see red 64 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:16,399 I love my country, I like to live here 65 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:19,910 because I think it's clean and nice and beautiful 66 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,317 I care about the mermaid and the beer and the lunch 67 00:08:23,520 --> 00:08:28,275 and the king and Vigeslev Road viaduct 68 00:08:29,880 --> 00:08:33,714 but why the hell increases the tax a ten per second 69 00:08:33,920 --> 00:08:36,639 and why the hell is there VAT on a sausage with bread 70 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:39,195 and why the hell can you buy a house other places 71 00:08:39,400 --> 00:08:41,709 for what you have to give for half a liter of sweet 72 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:43,717 why the hell is stamps and telephone raising in price 73 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:45,911 when never the real number came 74 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,076 why the hell the state railway tariffs raise all the way 75 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:50,555 so it almost cost more to Bagsvaed than Rome 76 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,478 why the hell does a farmer must make several millions 77 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:54,716 when he take a thousand for a small piece of pork 78 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:56,751 when shrimp in Tivoli cost a ploughman 79 00:08:56,960 --> 00:08:59,349 what does it help if you become a millionaire 80 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:03,750 Thank you, folks. 81 00:09:05,800 --> 00:09:10,555 I would like to tell you an Authentic story. 82 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:14,196 Jens Otto, Haekkerup and Grunbaum were up and flying. 83 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:17,836 Over East Germany, Jens Otto says: "We throw a 1000-mark note out, - 84 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,679 - then we can please one down there." 85 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:24,475 Then Haekkerup said: "Split it in two, then we can please two down there." 86 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:29,151 Grunbaum said: "Split it into ten, then we can please ten down there." 87 00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,396 Then the pilot turned and said: Better idea; 88 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:36,435 "If we throw the three gentlemen away, you could please four and a half million." 89 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:39,438 (applause) 90 00:09:45,640 --> 00:09:48,279 Well, but otherwise the country lies... 91 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,472 Go over and take care of your dumpling lamp-huggery. 92 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:55,150 Can't you just give me two minutes with my fans? 93 00:09:56,440 --> 00:09:59,079 I just have to ask you something. 94 00:09:59,280 --> 00:10:01,874 - Come. - What's the matter? 95 00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:05,834 Can you imagine experiencing the atmosphere, the rush and the breeze - 96 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,749 - during a football match between Denmark and Sweden? 97 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:12,679 Yes, I would like that well. 98 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,872 - Do you have any matches? - Yes. 99 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:19,914 - Then take a match out. - What should I do with it? 100 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:24,272 Light it, and blow it out again, and then down in the box. 101 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:27,756 So should it go in the box again? Well, well, well? 102 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:31,839 - So what? - Take it to your ear and listen. 103 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:37,629 - Can you hear anything? - Yes. Can you? 104 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:39,273 Yes. 105 00:10:50,440 --> 00:10:54,035 Here is the story of a king in a country. 106 00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:56,435 King Freddy. 107 00:10:56,640 --> 00:11:00,792 And his children, who were princesses. 108 00:11:03,480 --> 00:11:08,235 You automatically became that when you were born back then. 109 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:11,590 In those circles. 110 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:14,439 Yes, these were distinguished circles. 111 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,473 (sound effects) 112 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,109 But it is expensive to stay in. 113 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:26,951 What does it help that you like music... 114 00:11:28,080 --> 00:11:31,152 ... when the girls are so expensive to have going? 115 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:36,877 But he was an optimist right to the end. 116 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:44,273 they wanted an idyllic in the very fine, beautiful castle 117 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,472 the guard armed up and the sweet little princesses beckoned 118 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:50,353 while King Feddy played a song on the piano 119 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:51,879 it said swallowedibabediab 120 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:55,390 and then Mommy came in, "we have to think a little about the future 121 00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:59,309 since it's a bit difficult with the sons, let's start 122 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:01,909 we have to find three men to our girls." 123 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:04,759 Feddy talked about putting an ad in 124 00:12:04,960 --> 00:12:07,110 but maybe it will be enough with a rumour 125 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:10,278 that with the rumour worked well, all princes that were available 126 00:12:10,480 --> 00:12:12,471 got 'watch and hear' sent up to their castle 127 00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:15,114 the three small girls was astounded to see the princes 128 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:17,709 and it also rumoured to a single king 129 00:12:17,920 --> 00:12:20,559 he had a mom whom kept him on a leash 130 00:12:20,760 --> 00:12:23,228 so it fell to the youngest of the youths 131 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,795 so the youngest daughter got up quite cheaply 132 00:12:26,000 --> 00:12:28,389 then there were the older ones left 133 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:33,355 King Feddy said, "Go out and bake a cake." 134 00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:36,154 and then the eldest daughter came to littlemom and daddy 135 00:12:36,360 --> 00:12:38,749 just as coincidentally with a thing that were French 136 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,520 she said "look at him, I see it's a namnam 137 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:44,757 he promised to do everything in Danish" 138 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:46,951 "okay" said the king and went away into the salon 139 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:49,799 He's not exactly five out of fancy state 140 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:52,355 well but bad with his rank but what about his bank? 141 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:56,269 I'm afraid it's going to be hell of a lot expensive 142 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,199 then they set to work on the very fine, beautiful castle 143 00:12:59,400 --> 00:13:01,436 five with the cash box down and look at the bottom 144 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,553 I wonder if they were enough for rice pudding, that was just enough, but then they came 145 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:08,274 Yes, you guessed right, the third girl 146 00:13:08,480 --> 00:13:11,119 with a man from the third kingdom, uha 147 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,038 a new shock for the poor daddy 148 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,275 but then his last daughter said 149 00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,836 "mine pays for himself." 150 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,390 Goodbye, girls! Goodbye! 151 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:30,477 Now we pass the Three Crowns. 152 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:35,356 Three crowns? Then we'd better take a look at the bill. 153 00:13:35,560 --> 00:13:43,069 - We pay separately. - Yes, we just have to take a look at it. 154 00:13:44,840 --> 00:13:49,356 - Let's split it into two parts. - No, I've only had a schnapps. 155 00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:54,031 - But you got two with the smoked eel. - Because your husband can't eat up. 156 00:13:55,600 --> 00:14:01,072 So, so, girls. Father is ready with the typewriter. 157 00:14:01,280 --> 00:14:04,875 Now we just have to put it all together and calculate it. 158 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:09,039 - Then we have to get tickets. - And chocolate and licorice candy. 159 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:14,678 - We paid for the licorice candy. - Hold on. Andersen fixes it. 160 00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:21,228 I divide us into different categories and call us A, B, C and D. 161 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:23,476 Then I will be D. 162 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,593 No make a scene, Hekla. 163 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:36,432 First there are the tickets. It is 64 crowns. 164 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:40,997 It must be divided by four. That's 16 for each. 165 00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:45,273 Expensive, just because Gustav wanted to get over the chlorophyll boat. 166 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:49,155 It must be a savings tree. 167 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:55,037 If it has to be like that, I will pay the difference. 168 00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,631 I also think it was funny to try the hypochondriac boat. 169 00:15:01,520 --> 00:15:05,399 It's more fun if Gustav pays the difference. 170 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:09,070 He never said that, just said it was fun to try it. 171 00:15:09,280 --> 00:15:13,956 Yes, but he also said he would pay the difference. 172 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:19,234 DKK 16 each. And shut up with that homophile boat. 173 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:25,429 12 pieces of bread-snacks. 174 00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:30,236 Yes, that's three for each. 42.60 must be shared. 175 00:15:30,440 --> 00:15:33,989 Andersen, you have eaten my smoked eel. 176 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:38,034 Only because you couldn't eat it yourself. 177 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:42,677 It has nothing to do with it. You have received four pieces. 178 00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:46,270 Yeah, yeah, so be it. That's 3.65 each. 179 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,632 An egg dish cannot cost the same as a piece of salmon. 180 00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:54,037 Emma, you didn't get any egg food. 181 00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:58,028 I just said there must be a difference. 182 00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:03,189 Did you get mushrooms on the liver paste? I only got sour. 183 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:06,198 It must save the smoked eel. 184 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,836 Take the map. Then it's easier. 185 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:12,156 What did you get, Gustav? 186 00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:16,797 One piece with salmon and one with roast pork. 187 00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:20,988 And one with herring. 188 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:26,320 - The salmon is 7.50. - I absolutely will not give that! 189 00:16:29,120 --> 00:16:32,715 - I don't want to either. - Did you get salmon? 190 00:16:32,920 --> 00:16:35,434 No, no, no. 191 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,597 Yes. 192 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:42,790 We let the salmon rest. 193 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,434 Roast beef: 2.85. 194 00:16:45,640 --> 00:16:49,235 They can't sell that for that money. 195 00:16:50,520 --> 00:16:53,796 It's right here on the note, bitch. 196 00:16:56,080 --> 00:17:00,312 - I had roast pork. - You chooses the cheap. 197 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,397 But remember the eel. 198 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,034 - We let the fish rest. - It rests! 199 00:17:06,800 --> 00:17:11,476 - Who got schnapps? - Who got schnapps, Andersen? 200 00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:14,148 I did that. 201 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:19,077 You also got schnapps, Gustav. And you, Hekla. 202 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:23,114 Eight large. There are three for me, three for Gustav and two for Hekla. 203 00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,470 No, no, no! 204 00:17:25,680 --> 00:17:28,478 I only had one snaps. 205 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:35,156 - Then you must have got four. - I haven't got any. 206 00:17:35,360 --> 00:17:41,469 Four? Do you think I drink? You are the one who got four. 207 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:45,116 - Then we let the schnapps rest. - It rests. 208 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:52,240 - Who got cognac? - Zero cognac. I got Underberg. 209 00:17:52,440 --> 00:17:55,876 Do you expect the two of us to pay the whole thing? 210 00:17:56,080 --> 00:18:00,756 I just try to make it as justified as possible. 211 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,155 You got liquoir, Hekla. 212 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:07,956 Yes, but everyone liked it because I thought it was bad. 213 00:18:12,560 --> 00:18:17,509 - Nah, Hekla. I didn't taste it. - No, but you smelled it. 214 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:24,273 - We let the liqueur rest. - It rests. 215 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,916 We divide it evenly by three. That's 1.15 each. 216 00:18:28,120 --> 00:18:32,716 How can it be 1.15 each when it costs three crowns? 217 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:36,071 Because I've added up. 218 00:18:36,280 --> 00:18:40,558 15 percent? Have you also done it on all the other ones? 219 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,637 You block us. 220 00:18:42,840 --> 00:18:47,868 - Does Frederik have to pay the whole thing? - No, because he never forgets that. 221 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:52,153 - How much is the bill? - About 163. 222 00:18:52,360 --> 00:18:57,480 162.85 with the tickets. 223 00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,114 (talking to each other) 224 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:06,395 - You can get 60 from me. - That's something- The Swedish crown is mine. 225 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,115 No, it's not. Gustav stands there. 226 00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:15,918 Look, Andersen. There is Gustav. 227 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:18,759 It's not that Gustav, then. 228 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:22,270 That is the Finnish king. I know him. 229 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,835 Then he can pay the bill. 230 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,199 Doesn't he play amazing? 231 00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:59,030 That sound, that volume. That fingering. 232 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:01,356 Gosh! 233 00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,758 He plays with a double tone rest that bridge of pedal. 234 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,793 I just think you should know. 235 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:13,635 That is my son. Can't you see we look alike? 236 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,550 som, then they went 25 years before you had long curly hair 237 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:23,479 velvet shoe with a chubby little belly 238 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:26,797 son, I remember everything as if it's yesterday 239 00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:30,390 you were sitting on your knees under the apple tree 240 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:33,558 you were a real Sonny boy 241 00:20:33,760 --> 00:20:36,911 the tones sounded 'when you happily crawled' 242 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,953 full of music Sonny-boy 243 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:43,152 I was proud, son, you were so beautiful 244 00:20:43,360 --> 00:20:47,194 and now you held, son, your little violin 245 00:20:47,400 --> 00:20:50,915 against the chin 246 00:20:51,120 --> 00:20:55,910 Your head looked like a punctured note 247 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,795 right on a spot Sonny-boy 248 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,792 then you came to school, you kid, but your head had a defect 249 00:21:05,000 --> 00:21:07,150 only music in the light bulb letter home you brought from the teacher 250 00:21:07,360 --> 00:21:10,158 that you sat and played naughty 251 00:21:10,360 --> 00:21:14,797 it gave me a crack, I wonder if it was then cured, kid 252 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:18,231 when you became big, Sonny-boy 253 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,637 in the lessons you lazied, on the school wall you wrote 254 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,752 real x-rated words, Sonny-boy 255 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,191 you cheated on the exam and stole a trumphet 256 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,995 you beat up the lady you casually saw 257 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:34,589 you stole it 258 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:39,715 you drank my beers, beat people down with clubs 259 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:46,355 how naughty you were, Sonny-boy 260 00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:51,199 time went on Sonny-boy 261 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,436 mostly at restaurant, Sonny-boy 262 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,471 where were you the night you turned eighteen 263 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:58,194 on the big can, Sonny-boy 264 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,109 lazying it about without owning a cent 265 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:05,437 did you buy a wagon, Sonny-boy 266 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,438 then out to drive and seduce 267 00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,359 the girls in the forest, Sonny-boy 268 00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:14,279 I know it well, and you smoked the cigar 269 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,632 You looked beautiful, so beautiful that you made a child 270 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:23,231 in my patent leather shoes as you had stolen 271 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:27,672 because your own was not good enough 272 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:31,839 you're a clown, Sonny-boy 273 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:37,078 you stupid pig, Sonny-boy 274 00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:39,396 think you're mine, Sonny-boy 275 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,670 bad promille, bad you play 276 00:22:41,880 --> 00:22:45,350 but not at a gallop, Sonny-boy 277 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:50,588 the piano and the lamp they went on the stomp 278 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:55,439 thank you, Sonny-boy 279 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:59,076 yesterday the bailiff collected the clatoll and the drawers 280 00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:02,192 what will be the next, Sonny-boy 281 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:06,869 I'll tell you that, he'll get your dad 282 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:11,119 it's the last your poor mom has 283 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:14,995 but anyway 284 00:23:15,200 --> 00:23:17,953 cheers and good luck 285 00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:22,078 blow me a bit 286 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:29,116 thanks, Sonny-boy 287 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:38,797 That VAT is driving me crazy. 288 00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,834 You become so shrillly insane. Good day. 289 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,600 Miss. Jensen. 290 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:50,715 Now we have got a new calendar. Monday, Tuesday, VAT day... 291 00:23:50,920 --> 00:23:55,391 Wake up at night. On with the VAT. What should it be? 292 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:00,276 A bottle of ketchup, three boxes of matches and a piece of smoked cheese. 293 00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,789 The one with the filter. 294 00:24:04,320 --> 00:24:07,995 The others will hold the lid this summer to calculate new prices, - 295 00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:11,158 - but the two of us can easily manage that. 296 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,831 Ketchp is 4.50 plus ten percent VAT. That's 4.95. 297 00:24:16,040 --> 00:24:20,795 Matches are 45 cents. Ten percent of that is 4.5 cents. 298 00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:25,835 4.5 cents? One goes crazy. 299 00:24:26,040 --> 00:24:28,600 Come here, Miss. Jensen. 300 00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:32,031 What do we do now? 301 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:36,597 - With the half cent. - How should I know that? 302 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:44,513 - Straight or not straight? - I just need matches. 303 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:46,597 Not today. Equal or not equal? 304 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:51,674 - Equal. - Good, then it will be four cents. 305 00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:54,474 - There what? - Must be added. 306 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:59,390 After all, VAT is just oms with an "m" in front, which means "more." 307 00:24:59,600 --> 00:25:01,989 I don't want any more. 308 00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,239 They get three boxes of 15 cents. A VAT of 12.5 percent has been added to them, - 309 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,228 - before I add my profit of three cents. Three from 15 is 12. 310 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,752 12.5 percent of 12 is... It drives you crazy. 311 00:25:14,960 --> 00:25:18,669 - I just have to... - You just have to, and you just have to. 312 00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:22,031 We have forgotten the discount of three cents. 313 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,789 Ten percent of three cents is three tenths of a cent. 314 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,630 That's a big minus for me on top of the minus of a half percent. 315 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:34,276 Didn't we learn in school that two minusses makes plus? 316 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:37,472 Yes. Then two plusses must also give minus. 317 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,912 It will be at least half a percent, at least three-tenths cents and at least cheese. 318 00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:48,514 That makes 9.99 plus VAT plus my profit and your loss. 319 00:25:48,720 --> 00:25:55,990 That is a total of DKK 11.01 multiplied by 12.5 percent in turnover. 320 00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:59,795 The whole thing will be 136 crowns and 54 cents. 321 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,991 Like that, Ms. Jensen. 322 00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:05,557 Are you sure you also want the cheese? 323 00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:11,756 - These are some expensive matches. - That is the purpose of VAT. 324 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,759 Two cartons of paper napkins and 60 rolls of the coloured. 325 00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:20,839 - They sign off right here. - Should I sign off again? 326 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,554 Good day. 327 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:26,593 What is this? 328 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,110 You have taxed it well. 329 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,074 - I don't know anything about that. - Well, you don't? 330 00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:42,111 Am I to be cheated of 12.5 percent because Ms Jensen buys 60 rolls? 331 00:26:42,320 --> 00:26:46,916 I can't use 60 rolls at all. 332 00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:53,277 Don't be sad. It's a tax scam. I can deduct what you pay too much. 333 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:58,190 Then you get social compensation for the paper at the other end. 334 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:04,830 - Receipt or money. - Don't you get, it's Ms Jensen who has bought them. 335 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:10,512 You must pay her compensation for the VAT you took too much. 336 00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:15,111 If you can't figure it out yourself, you have to go to the Twelve-and-a-half-ministry. 337 00:27:15,320 --> 00:27:18,198 There are computers for that sort of thing. 338 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:24,032 On the second day, the IRS searched for full ladies, half ladies and hole ladies. 339 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:28,677 There is also VAT on striptease. 340 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:32,714 It must be difficult to find the wholesale section there. 341 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:36,754 If I were a striptease, I would take my good clothes and go. 342 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:42,990 It didn't work at all. If I were you, I would wear - 343 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:47,671 - and buy a cheese with holes. The holes are also subject to VAT. 344 00:27:47,880 --> 00:27:51,156 I wanted to say to the director of the Twelve and a Half Ministry. 345 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:54,670 "They are a cheese. They can VAT the holes themselves." 346 00:27:54,880 --> 00:27:58,270 - Do you know what you get from the VAT? - Crazy. 347 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:04,192 There is only a short time until the train leaves. There are 25 minutes left. 348 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:09,428 I want to go home to Thyregod. Do I make it? There are 24 minutes left. 349 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:16,437 It probably won't be today or tomorrow. There are 23 minutes left. 350 00:28:16,640 --> 00:28:21,839 It's awful, I can't find the main station. There are 22 minutes left. 351 00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:25,669 I only stroll at the railroad, ouch how it looked 352 00:28:25,880 --> 00:28:29,236 it really could use an endless round of soapy water 353 00:28:29,440 --> 00:28:31,396 and there were queues here and queues there 354 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:33,431 queues by the cigarettes and queues by the tickets 355 00:28:33,640 --> 00:28:35,471 queues by the newspapers and queues where you pee 356 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,831 but how mad they looked, there's 21 minutes again 357 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:42,316 I blow on dirt and tax, yes, yes, yes 358 00:28:42,520 --> 00:28:45,717 and oms and VAT on this and that, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes 359 00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,071 I thought you had fun day and night 360 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:52,590 so I looked really silly, there's 19 minutes again 361 00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,429 but instead I stood in the middle of Town Square 362 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,996 right in the rush hour like this at five o'clock 363 00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:03,795 I almost suffocated from the smoke and the gas 364 00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:07,549 just by the rush cars, ouch, it was bad 365 00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:11,878 the smell of spring can make me so weak 366 00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:15,993 but this scent of I do not know it is strong 367 00:29:16,200 --> 00:29:20,318 the air that I can't take, I'm going to be weak, I'm going to be weak 368 00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,513 so rather the scent I brought from home, rap, rap 369 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:28,952 it doesn't smell of smoke, but of moss, they are 17 minutes again 370 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:33,039 wht the hell such a chase, is it like that everyday? 371 00:29:33,240 --> 00:29:36,516 why don't take it a bit slowly? 372 00:29:36,720 --> 00:29:41,589 you saved from a noise and tension and the end and hello 373 00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:45,588 but then they brought an officer and I said "excuse me." 374 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:48,792 "can you tell me where Stroeget is?" 375 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:53,790 He glared stupidly and nodded dumbly and said "stroeget is there" 376 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:57,879 "Is that stroeget I was delighted to see?" 377 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,675 "it might as well be called candy avenue" 378 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,509 the girls wade in flat shoes 379 00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:09,838 while they let themselves be ogled 380 00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:13,874 they walked and wiggled their popo 381 00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:16,719 in short dresses 382 00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,152 it's a night with hat and ribbon and vail and dress 383 00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:23,715 decent in length 384 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:27,754 it is now requires that one blend in like that in the crowd 385 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:31,794 there is 12 minutes again then mommy here went through New-Harbour 386 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:34,673 I met Kaj 387 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:37,519 He gave beer and schnapps in Shanghai 388 00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:40,473 and he said he was smithened with me 389 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:44,719 So those were the ones I got a little goosebumps on 390 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:48,754 everything was foggy everywhere 391 00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:52,589 we made it something so fun, we made it 392 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,758 ten minutes to go 393 00:30:55,960 --> 00:31:00,875 then I went with Kaj in a small car from Shanghai 394 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:03,196 on a small dirt road he rubbed me 395 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,630 how could you dare it, Kaj? 396 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:11,073 but then I found a little treasure with page hair 397 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:15,876 and he took me with to his house 398 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,071 Oh, you merciful! 399 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:31,514 it's seven minutes to go 400 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,713 and it was not to be seen whether they went up or down 401 00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:39,913 Was it boys or girls or what? 402 00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:44,272 with their long, disheveled hair, they looked like ordinary people 403 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,473 as one forgot to cut such a few years 404 00:31:48,680 --> 00:31:53,071 and they were one especially who could fit at my place 405 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:57,398 like a scarecrow in my backyard, it's six minutes away 406 00:31:57,600 --> 00:32:01,798 I was at the Round Tower, you mild sky 407 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,436 it was so high, so high, that I got dizzy 408 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:10,077 I dizzied around, around, around... 409 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:14,319 I collapsed on Merchant Street like a bundle of rags 410 00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,988 out on the tile lay Petine 411 00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:19,998 the rods in the weighted, hat is a little crooked 412 00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:22,668 people could stand and laugh 413 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:26,156 of one who looked like she had a big trip 414 00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:30,433 in five minutes still, I went to Tivoli 415 00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:33,359 they become so happy and so lively 416 00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:38,554 but suddenly I was standing at the edge of the Tivoli lake 417 00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:41,274 and felt a little sad 418 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:47,191 of longing a rear ran, I couldn't let go at all 419 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:52,793 it was just as if I was at Tyregod's street corner 420 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,993 If only one were there, two minutes away 421 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:03,116 Oh, Marinus I want to go home to you. Oh, Marinus I want to go home 422 00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:06,630 there comes a Tuborg wagon with horses 423 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,833 they're a minute away, let's go, man 424 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:13,713 borrow me a horse, man 425 00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:17,230 a horse that I can ride 426 00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:23,037 for now I will go home to Kirsten and Kresten and the servant and the priest 427 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:26,038 and the bag and threw Nikolai 428 00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,198 and all the others are waiting for me 429 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,231 No! 430 00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:40,718 Statistic says for every 1,000 people, that is, the number that may be in here, - 431 00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:44,879 - there are three murderers, 90 house beaters with some who's with their secretary, - 432 00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:49,551 - 300 tax arrears and 800 parking offenders. 433 00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:53,639 That's one heck of a collection to perform for. 434 00:33:55,760 --> 00:34:00,550 The other day I got to make a diaper in a cart that was parked next to mine. 435 00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:05,231 There were witnesses, so I put a note in the windshield wiper of the other car. 436 00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:09,911 It read: "The people think I write my name and address, - 437 00:34:10,120 --> 00:34:13,954 - but I simply express my deepest regret." 438 00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,629 Where is Joergen Graengaard? 439 00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:20,559 Yes, he has a weed-break. 440 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:25,234 But he's a nice guy. 441 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:28,238 He is a family man and diligent. 442 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:30,590 Cheers, Joergen. 443 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:34,349 Always busy with something. Always in operation. 444 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:39,156 "The New Theory Book?" He must be up for the driving test. 445 00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,397 "He raised the whip to strike. 446 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:46,479 It squealed down her almost naked body. 447 00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:49,877 Her strawberry-topped breasts..." 448 00:34:59,640 --> 00:35:02,074 But he's a nice guy. 449 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:07,198 Nice guy and a very nice arranger. 450 00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:10,915 He must arrange a forest tree for the staff. We're looking forward. 451 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:16,391 Back to traffic. The other day I stood at the tank in Nyrops Street. 452 00:35:16,600 --> 00:35:20,229 Getting it filled... not like that. Suddenly a pedestrian comes in like this. 453 00:35:22,680 --> 00:35:25,148 Push! Push! "Here you go," he said and left. 454 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:29,911 - "What happened?" I said. - "He has lost his driver's license." 455 00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:33,476 "Why don't you say he has no carriage?" 456 00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:37,992 "Because we get ten crowns every other day to wash it," he said. 457 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:43,479 When an officer has to note down a female traffic offender, - 458 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:47,639 - that says: "My name is Antoinette Schafolitsky. 459 00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:50,798 Oehlenschlaegersgade 10, the mezzanine." 460 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:55,152 Then you can imagine him letting her go. 461 00:35:56,480 --> 00:36:01,270 The other day, together, smart little blonde in a sports car. 462 00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:04,517 Police station 11, room 26. 463 00:36:04,720 --> 00:36:09,840 For some reason I can't find that police station. 464 00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:16,832 Eventually I came to a sign that said "Police Clinic," or something like that. 465 00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:24,593 - The waiting time is terrible. - You get used to that. 466 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,509 So it's not the first time you have to be father... father? 467 00:36:28,720 --> 00:36:32,918 I'm not going to be a grandfather. This is the third time. 468 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:36,396 Room 19. 469 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:38,795 Has something happened? 470 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,595 Congratulations. A lovely boy. Eight pound. 471 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:46,236 Have I got a son? I'm proud as a pope. 472 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:49,910 I don't think the Pope would be. 473 00:36:50,120 --> 00:36:53,237 Isn't it soon my turn? I came first. 474 00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:58,150 This is a maternity clinic. We have no delivery deadlines. 475 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:02,273 - When do I have to hold him? - He needs to be shaved first. 476 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,119 It must be here. An officer and a gentleman in stripes are sitting there. 477 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:14,154 It's probably a horse thief he caught on the straw square. 478 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:21,152 - Good day. - It's just the private bank. 479 00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:28,394 My name is Juhl. I am looking for room 26. 480 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:32,513 - They are indeed in good time. - It is then a bit in 11 . 481 00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,831 Nah. 482 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:46,309 We are not that precise here. It won't be until the evening. 483 00:37:46,520 --> 00:37:50,752 I'm busy. I travel in chocolate. 484 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:53,554 I'm a frogman. 485 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,954 You don't understand one bit of that. 486 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:06,188 - Can't you put push in it? - Come here and sit down. 487 00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:08,709 They dance beautifully. 488 00:38:10,960 --> 00:38:13,599 It's hard to sit still. 489 00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:17,839 I don't even know if anything will happen. 490 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:21,828 (talking to each other) 491 00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:41,476 Now it can be enough! 492 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:44,353 - Good day. - The verdict has been passed. 493 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:47,836 - How cheap did you get off? - Eight pound. 494 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:53,512 What? Perhaps the offense was committed in England? 495 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:59,517 My little luck happened on the Roundpart. 496 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:04,833 Which part? 497 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:10,273 Otherwise, I am always overly cautious. 498 00:39:10,480 --> 00:39:13,756 I am happy with the consequences. 499 00:39:13,960 --> 00:39:18,750 And in uniform. Is this the first time you have been in the hole? 500 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:26,516 It is the third. 501 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:32,675 It was hell. A habitual criminal in uniform. 502 00:39:32,880 --> 00:39:37,556 Gentlemen. What a noise. Put you in your place. 503 00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:46,229 - How can I help? - Room 26. 504 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:50,479 A gentleman has already come to that room. 505 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,877 The handsome gentleman in the middle. 506 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,194 Sexual offender. 507 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,756 Are you also waiting for room 26? 508 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,475 Sorry, I'm not quite there. 509 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:12,312 - What relationship do you have with that lady? - They were themselves about it. 510 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,351 As you ride, so you lie. 511 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:22,157 They are not that little nasty! 512 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:27,480 A slight touch and immediately a diaper in the bodywork. 513 00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:32,155 It happens every day. 514 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,635 Such a pig. 515 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:37,718 What do you imagine? 516 00:40:37,920 --> 00:40:40,798 I'm right there at the crossroads... 517 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:54,194 The smart little one is almost touching my cooler figure. 518 00:40:54,400 --> 00:40:59,394 By the way, I have never could offord it. 519 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:04,071 - What does it matter to you if they cost? - I do praise your... 520 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,159 Tell me, do you ever clean the crankcase? 521 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,992 And what about the rubber guns? 522 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,829 Otherwise, you cannot maneuver safely. 523 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:21,670 - They have a dirty mindset. - He is a specialist. 524 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:25,868 I am an old mechanic. 525 00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:30,949 If he hadn't fiddled with the spiral leaking from the damper, - 526 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:34,311 - then it would never have come. 527 00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,910 One more word and you will not survive. 528 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:48,711 Then came the 26th. Congratulations, Juhl. 529 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:52,754 Lucky wheel? Number 26 has arrived on... 530 00:41:54,280 --> 00:41:57,078 Shouldn't I get a Moroccan cup? 531 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,833 I had a dream, a fantastic dream 532 00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:15,271 easily unimaginable one can now see a night vision 533 00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:19,234 It can be so easy that it won't go away 534 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,671 I went numb in my knees and like cotton wool in my mouth 535 00:42:22,880 --> 00:42:24,518 of the silly nonsense but the heck 536 00:42:24,720 --> 00:42:28,872 when you dream that all that on TV means good viewing 537 00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:32,152 what I saw on the screen it was good 538 00:42:32,360 --> 00:42:34,351 yes, I said good 539 00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:37,950 the pictures and what they said the plot and them they said that 540 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:40,993 good, everything 541 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:44,192 such a thing to dream in the box 542 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:49,269 think everything will be fine, even Flemming Madsen 543 00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:52,677 should one be insane? Is that a bang in my skull? 544 00:42:52,880 --> 00:42:55,440 because even the test picture was good 545 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,791 it therefore began the sentence in a very strange way 546 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,515 they were all gathered except the emperor, he had left 547 00:43:02,720 --> 00:43:05,598 not because he was offended, no it was only beginners luck 548 00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,951 he just said "I'm bad" and then he left by himself 549 00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:11,549 but the other Tie, Danstup 550 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,751 Liebekind and all those 551 00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:18,590 Gunna Nu and Miss Lis, all of televeisions Savour's Army 552 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:22,429 they remained standing on the spot they had been 553 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,837 and then they all sang including those from the redio Council too 554 00:43:26,040 --> 00:43:28,998 now everyone has to have fun, have fun, have fun, everyone enjoy 555 00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:32,909 now everyone must pretend that it was a dream 556 00:43:34,520 --> 00:43:39,116 Hanne Summer took off the artificial hair off 557 00:43:39,320 --> 00:43:43,472 and yelled "now we begin over" 558 00:43:43,680 --> 00:43:47,275 with Adam and Eve in Paradise 559 00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:51,109 it is something for the many, so SilverHigh can play snake 560 00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:54,392 we can easily get apples for reduced price 561 00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,752 if we give them the acclaim we gave Simon Spies 562 00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:02,032 Adam and Eve, what an idea 563 00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:06,358 all departments went wild Adam and Eve 564 00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:10,678 now you have to see what you can get out of it 565 00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:17,669 Good day, girls and boys. I heard about Karis and Baktus. 566 00:44:17,880 --> 00:44:21,031 Today I have to hear about the pussy and calories. 567 00:44:21,240 --> 00:44:24,835 Adam and Eve walked in the Garden of Eden 568 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,635 then it was him who had a stomach 569 00:44:28,840 --> 00:44:32,879 but when I bit the apple, he suddenly felt the rush 570 00:44:33,080 --> 00:44:36,834 and then it was Eva they got in the bad house 571 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:41,556 but you know very well that Adam could never have been a father 572 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:45,116 if Eva had remembered to not... 573 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:49,313 Send the solution labeled "bs," Islands Brygge. 574 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,910 - The winner will then be sent a... - Try to guess. 575 00:44:53,120 --> 00:44:55,634 what a dream you could almost be two 576 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:57,831 to such a dream they are nobody they want two 577 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,349 that one easily dream alone as a bent nail 578 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,516 uh, and such a dream 579 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:09,511 The sport broadcasts from the Paradise's Garden, where we have to watch the action - 580 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:13,349 - between Adam 31 and Eva 2216-Vega. 581 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:17,439 The whistle sounds and the apple is given up. Eve has it, and to Adam throws it. 582 00:45:17,640 --> 00:45:22,794 Eva takes it down with her chest far down and returns 583 00:45:23,000 --> 00:45:26,959 Adam has the apple, still Adam has the apple. 584 00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:31,915 It goes for throw-in. Eva throws. Eva with the parrot. 585 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:35,112 The whistle sounds. What's the fuss about? 586 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:39,233 They are both challenged for eating the ball. 587 00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,476 what a dream you could almost see two 588 00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,671 to such a dream they are nobody that would believe 589 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,189 that one easily dream alone as a bent nail 590 00:45:46,400 --> 00:45:48,595 uha, and such a dream 591 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,116 Good day, Ms. Larsen. It's "The Phone Is Ringing." 592 00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,880 Good day, Mr. Leisner. 593 00:45:56,080 --> 00:46:01,677 Can you see me? I can't see you because I don't have far... vision. 594 00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:06,954 First question: Who were the first people on Earth? 595 00:46:07,160 --> 00:46:11,312 - Gorm the old. - There were two, Ms Larsen. 596 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:15,069 - Fy and Bee. - Ms, it was a gentleman and a lady. 597 00:46:15,280 --> 00:46:17,999 Nina and Frederik, my husband says that. 598 00:46:18,200 --> 00:46:22,079 It was Adam and E... 599 00:46:22,280 --> 00:46:26,114 - What? - Right answer, Ms Larsen. 600 00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:31,235 Second question: Why were they thrown out of the Garden of Paradise? 601 00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:35,831 - I have never been. - Not you. Adam and Eve. 602 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:41,910 - Don't know. They probably couldn't pay the bill. - Right. You can say that. 603 00:46:42,120 --> 00:46:45,317 - What is the last question? - Third question. 604 00:46:45,520 --> 00:46:48,910 Rightæy answered, Ms Larsen. We will send you a transistor. 605 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:52,879 TV, television, what I saw on the screen 606 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,595 everything was fine 607 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,917 If it comes out, I'll be admitted for sure 608 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:04,796 you didn't allow that kind of lies and backbiting to be dreamed 609 00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,958 (horn) 610 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:17,958 (trolley) 611 00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,993 (sound effects) 612 00:47:32,640 --> 00:47:37,350 (nonsense language) 613 00:48:00,440 --> 00:48:01,998 (horn) 614 00:48:54,480 --> 00:48:56,118 (horn) 615 00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:26,399 (trolley) 616 00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,517 (nonsense language) 617 00:50:13,600 --> 00:50:17,275 everything today is automated and matised 618 00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:20,711 everything will be calculated electronically 619 00:50:20,920 --> 00:50:24,117 peculiarity that makes the brain ache gets solves 620 00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:27,232 that machine in a thousandth of a second 621 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:30,796 it comes quite automatically by itself 622 00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,037 it can quadrat logaitme and tablet 623 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:37,118 the divide and multiply and 624 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:40,596 If you want to play a melody, pop in some sheet music 625 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:44,509 then you get the ouvetuen to Willem Tell 626 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:47,678 it comes quite automatically by itself 627 00:50:47,880 --> 00:50:50,872 it is very easy to use without legal advice 628 00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:54,470 but my pivate head pain is not worn by a machine 629 00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,592 you get married and you get children and you get debt 630 00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:01,315 it comes quite automatically by itself 631 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:10,189 people they suddenly lost their jobs 632 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,790 they always get the deficit stopped 633 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:17,231 but one is Per Haekkeup and the job is taken 634 00:51:17,440 --> 00:51:21,353 then it's something else to get a lot of legs 635 00:51:21,560 --> 00:51:25,235 they come quite automatically by themselves 636 00:51:25,440 --> 00:51:28,716 for Danmark's Lucky Per, it's probably a joke 637 00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,992 the easy positions give easy money 638 00:51:32,200 --> 00:51:36,193 Perhaps a prime minister's post could give me a bit of daily sustenance 639 00:51:36,400 --> 00:51:39,472 the chair is not a castle in the air 640 00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,797 it comes quite automatically by itself 641 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:46,072 experts think it will happen that Kragh becomes Black Per. 642 00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:50,034 Per cycle bravely towards the final as he tramps the pedal 643 00:51:50,240 --> 00:51:53,357 will he reach it with a broken axel. 644 00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:57,155 it comes quite automatically by itself 645 00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:08,069 everyone says that you have to tell, tell, tell 646 00:52:08,280 --> 00:52:11,556 the children about all things sexual, sexual 647 00:52:11,760 --> 00:52:14,877 What should I say though? what a lecture it will be 648 00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,595 we have several young people, a couple of boys and girls 649 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:22,429 they came quite automatically by themselves 650 00:52:22,640 --> 00:52:25,837 I'm not really overly sexual 651 00:52:26,040 --> 00:52:29,237 but a little good-naturedly also gives lushness 652 00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:33,228 but it will be a long time before I teach my children 653 00:52:33,440 --> 00:52:36,671 it comes quite automatically by itself 654 00:52:36,880 --> 00:52:40,190 as true as men's pants still left a gap 655 00:52:41,920 --> 00:52:45,071 a certain causion can have its place 656 00:52:45,280 --> 00:52:48,955 but they can talk and talk about spirals and birth control 657 00:52:49,160 --> 00:52:52,118 the girl will be pregnant all the same 658 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:55,790 it comes quite automatically by itself 659 00:53:08,520 --> 00:53:12,752 how sweet it is how adorable it is 660 00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,509 I am proud of my husband 661 00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:21,958 It's great that you got it yourself 662 00:53:22,160 --> 00:53:25,709 it's incredible you can 663 00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:31,392 I definitely think of all men 664 00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:36,037 it's only you that are capable of it 665 00:53:37,080 --> 00:53:41,278 smart man, daddy 666 00:53:41,480 --> 00:53:44,233 you must be a bad one 667 00:53:46,520 --> 00:53:47,873 Well... 668 00:53:48,080 --> 00:53:49,991 (spinning) 669 00:53:52,400 --> 00:53:56,712 pick it up now, it's good now 670 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,832 You're not shy, are you? 671 00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:05,791 do you think I? you can't think so 672 00:54:06,000 --> 00:54:09,515 I'll just do it wrongly 673 00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:15,158 it's yours, maybe is a bit mine 674 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:19,114 I was there the day we got the idea 675 00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:24,999 shall I take you? 676 00:54:25,200 --> 00:54:28,317 you must be a bad one 677 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,390 there you are 678 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,670 you little guy 679 00:54:40,880 --> 00:54:43,838 can you say good day so nicely? 680 00:54:45,240 --> 00:54:49,756 aw, how big you are, come to mommy 681 00:54:49,960 --> 00:54:53,475 hey, what's that? 682 00:54:55,120 --> 00:54:59,159 well it's good, now you're cute 683 00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:03,751 you always reminded me of your father 684 00:55:04,880 --> 00:55:07,030 kiss Me 685 00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:09,310 oops 686 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:12,318 you must be a bad one 687 00:55:17,360 --> 00:55:20,591 (humming) 688 00:55:37,760 --> 00:55:42,117 that sounds good, keep it up 689 00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:46,836 then it may be that we can afford one day 690 00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:52,352 to a real one 691 00:55:52,560 --> 00:55:56,997 small living, bad one 692 00:56:17,200 --> 00:56:21,557 I have never been so nervous as before this dinner. 693 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,877 Why do you also read the horoscopes? 694 00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:30,557 You're nervous yourself. 695 00:56:30,760 --> 00:56:34,070 It's the first time we've had the boss over for dinner. 696 00:56:34,280 --> 00:56:37,317 What do you think he says to the cold table? 697 00:56:37,520 --> 00:56:42,640 We also get a little warm then. Fish fillet, sirloin steak and sprats. 698 00:56:42,840 --> 00:56:47,675 Daisy, You have covered for four, but we can only have three. 699 00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,952 It was the gentleman who asked me. 700 00:56:51,160 --> 00:56:52,991 No, not you. 701 00:56:53,200 --> 00:56:55,395 Mr. Julle called. 702 00:56:55,600 --> 00:56:59,639 - Your brother. - It never works. 703 00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:05,710 Daisy, put on a nicer dress. It is an important dinner. 704 00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:09,117 That's why you have to wear a nicer dress. 705 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,558 (the hum) 706 00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:16,320 It's not the boss, he doesn't sing like that. 707 00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:19,876 Good morning in the living room. Ready for a joke and a joke? 708 00:57:23,600 --> 00:57:26,990 Good day, Lotte. You put on weight, but doesn't suit you. 709 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:31,318 - I just lost 750 grams. - You can also lose too much weight. 710 00:57:31,520 --> 00:57:35,115 Director Koester arrives and he gets bitter very easily. 711 00:57:35,320 --> 00:57:41,236 - Well, does he do it? - No stories below the waist. 712 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:44,671 So can I share it with Babs and Nutte? 713 00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:51,035 We hope the director will promote Ludvig to manager. 714 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:55,916 It will fix it, man. You're in charge before the coffee and cognac. 715 00:58:00,240 --> 00:58:03,676 Good day. Shouldn't we take the cloth off? 716 00:58:05,080 --> 00:58:08,038 What does the lady think of me in black? 717 00:58:08,240 --> 00:58:10,754 Great, Daisy. 718 00:58:10,960 --> 00:58:13,428 Great, Daisy. 719 00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,394 Where did you find her? I didn't see her before. 720 00:58:20,360 --> 00:58:24,478 Where has she stripped? Can't I get another trip? 721 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:30,272 It may well be that she doesn't have that much up here, - 722 00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:33,153 - but what a rise. 723 00:58:34,560 --> 00:58:38,235 - Julle, only one schnapps. - I promise. 724 00:58:41,080 --> 00:58:43,275 There is the director. 725 00:58:44,920 --> 00:58:47,275 - Ms Oestergaard. - Vester. 726 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,835 Welcome. 727 00:58:50,040 --> 00:58:53,874 - May I present accountant Deerspring. - Director Koester. 728 00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,116 Lovely house. 729 00:58:56,320 --> 00:59:01,997 Yes, but too small for a bar. That's why we skip the cocktail. 730 00:59:05,360 --> 00:59:08,432 But it is difficult to find an apartment. 731 00:59:08,640 --> 00:59:12,599 I saw in Extra Gazette that you have several properties. 732 00:59:21,040 --> 00:59:23,156 Thank you. 733 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:30,037 Sorry. I didn't know they were numbered. 734 00:59:34,760 --> 00:59:40,551 Are the sprinklers burnt on? Then serve them as Delfol. 735 00:59:43,320 --> 00:59:49,077 - Lovely table. - Yes. A little, but good. 736 00:59:50,680 --> 00:59:56,915 - You haven't eaten at the office, have you? - No, but I have got a new secretary. 737 00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:01,398 Good idea with a new. You have to change lipstick once in a while. 738 01:00:01,600 --> 01:00:04,990 Will you give the director the salmon? 739 01:00:05,200 --> 01:00:08,590 Well, maybe you're not a big fish eater? 740 01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,878 Shall we put the morgue blanket back on? 741 01:00:17,960 --> 01:00:20,838 How about a small sardine? 742 01:00:21,040 --> 01:00:24,874 Perhaps it is the last oil in it? 743 01:00:28,680 --> 01:00:33,151 After all, there are some who have hoarded brandy wine for VAT reasons. 744 01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:37,399 - You have forgotten beer and brandy. - I have that too. 745 01:00:37,600 --> 01:00:42,196 You has never been to the wet goods. Do you remember when you got wet pants? 746 01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:47,269 There was room for a few liters in those baskets. 747 01:00:51,200 --> 01:00:54,192 There you were in short skirts. 748 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:59,428 I saw an operetta the other day, in which the prima donna was in a dress code. 749 01:00:59,640 --> 01:01:02,518 I didn't hear a word of what she was singing. 750 01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:06,838 It must have been the pelvic area. 751 01:01:19,480 --> 01:01:22,392 Shall we greet director Koester? 752 01:01:44,080 --> 01:01:46,674 I promised only one snaps. 753 01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,799 Dear Mr. Director... 754 01:01:59,800 --> 01:02:03,315 Hold on, Ludvig. Now we have to have a good time. 755 01:02:04,840 --> 01:02:07,877 Get some bigger beer glasses. 756 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:18,756 But it will surely become something when Ludvig has become available... 757 01:02:18,960 --> 01:02:22,236 Predisposed to it. 758 01:02:23,200 --> 01:02:27,990 - How about a small piece of cheese? - A genuine Port Salt from from the store? 759 01:02:49,000 --> 01:02:51,992 (whistles) 760 01:02:52,200 --> 01:02:54,873 (humming) 761 01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:36,275 It's my cheese bell. 762 01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:50,870 I have an acquaintance in the cheese business. Do you know his name? 763 01:03:51,080 --> 01:03:53,674 His name is Cheesefeld. 764 01:03:53,880 --> 01:03:58,476 I have an acquaintance who works at Carlsberg. Do you know his name? 765 01:03:58,680 --> 01:04:01,114 His name is Beer. 766 01:04:01,320 --> 01:04:06,599 It's glorious. It's glorious. 767 01:04:06,800 --> 01:04:08,995 Where do you get it from? 768 01:04:09,200 --> 01:04:12,237 I know a man at Benzon and Fick. 769 01:04:12,440 --> 01:04:14,795 Do you know his name? 770 01:04:15,000 --> 01:04:17,434 And his name is Hansen. 771 01:04:21,320 --> 01:04:23,515 How you are funny. 772 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:34,668 Fast forward. 773 01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:39,431 This Cheesefeld is a hell of a fellow just like Ludvig. 774 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:44,509 And then he is full of stories. Now you must hear the funniest. 775 01:04:44,720 --> 01:04:49,589 - The director probably won't hear that. - Yes, damn it. 776 01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:59,714 I'll probably stop talking about it with him, - 777 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:04,550 - who dropped his hormone pills into Longbridge's machinery, - 778 01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:07,513 - so it couldn't go down. 779 01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:16,273 Julle. Where do you get such stories from? 780 01:05:16,480 --> 01:05:18,869 From you up in Kakado. 781 01:05:22,880 --> 01:05:26,873 - And to Cheesefelds the last. - Don't be an idiot. 782 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:31,392 Idiots beat Sofia Loren's bra and use it as an ear warmer. 783 01:05:33,840 --> 01:05:39,198 The story takes place on Lolland with the manager family Mortensen. 784 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:43,234 Miss. Mortensen goes to the doctor because she cannot sleep at night. 785 01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:49,436 "Try lying on your left side," said the doctor. "Then my heart hurts so much." 786 01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:54,077 "Have you tried lying on your stomach?" "Then you don't know Mortensen." 787 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,838 I know one about a bankruptcy. 788 01:06:06,040 --> 01:06:12,070 The robber stands with his gun raised when the bank manager enters. 789 01:06:12,280 --> 01:06:16,432 He shouts: "Fast down on the stomach!" 790 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,273 Then I can't remember anymore. 791 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,835 I can remember it. 792 01:06:25,040 --> 01:06:29,830 The only one who disobeyed was the cashier. She lay down on his back. 793 01:06:30,040 --> 01:06:35,956 Her colleague whispers: "It's a bankruptcy, not a company party." 794 01:06:47,320 --> 01:06:51,108 Anyone want to smoke before we move on to the almond cake? 795 01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:54,596 I think the almonds are a little swollen. 796 01:07:01,720 --> 01:07:03,836 Cheers, Mr. Director. 797 01:07:49,800 --> 01:07:52,473 Surely there is cognac for the coffee? 798 01:07:52,680 --> 01:07:55,911 It was really fun meeting you, Julle. 799 01:07:56,120 --> 01:07:59,635 It was also fun meeting you, Thomas. 800 01:07:59,840 --> 01:08:06,234 I am missing a new manager in the company by the way. 801 01:08:06,440 --> 01:08:10,069 Someone with geist. It must be something for you, Julle. 802 01:08:10,280 --> 01:08:12,748 I can start tomorrow. 803 01:08:12,960 --> 01:08:15,269 Congratulations, Ludvig. 804 01:08:17,680 --> 01:08:19,875 (humming) 805 01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:29,190 So stop with that mosying and that dancing. 806 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:31,918 Stop it! 807 01:08:32,120 --> 01:08:35,317 I dance and dance as I see fit. 808 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:38,080 dance is my life 809 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:43,192 You only know how to read a newspaper. 810 01:08:43,400 --> 01:08:47,154 I'm expanding my horizons. What have you done? 811 01:08:47,360 --> 01:08:51,797 He should know that I am seven years behind with the ironing equipment. 812 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:56,869 Here is a man who has bought 1,500 kilos of steel. 813 01:08:57,080 --> 01:09:00,595 He wants to knit a public carriage for his wife. 814 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:02,950 It is fantastic. 815 01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:06,835 And what do you give your wife? 816 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:13,798 Do you remember when we danced in the palm garden? It was romance. 817 01:09:14,000 --> 01:09:17,436 Yes, many children have been lost in the water since then. 818 01:09:17,640 --> 01:09:20,518 music, music, music 819 01:09:22,920 --> 01:09:25,559 (music from the gramophone) 820 01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:15,269 Such a romantic crap tube. 821 01:10:15,480 --> 01:10:18,472 Get yourself a correspondence course. 822 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:23,799 The only steps you can take are fool steps. 823 01:10:24,000 --> 01:10:26,309 You old two-timer. 824 01:10:26,520 --> 01:10:29,478 Now you must get panel... cinnamon. 825 01:10:33,800 --> 01:10:36,314 (music) 826 01:10:54,120 --> 01:10:57,430 - One, two, three, four. - Five, six, seven, eight. 827 01:11:57,080 --> 01:12:01,437 I am 17 years old and confirmed, all of Pustevig knows that 828 01:12:01,640 --> 01:12:06,031 then her rumour were crushed Saturday evening at ten o'clock 829 01:12:06,240 --> 01:12:12,998 all my little friends ask today with red cheeks 830 01:12:13,200 --> 01:12:18,069 Who did you kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 831 01:12:18,280 --> 01:12:22,990 all the virtuous maidens are strained by jealousy 832 01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:27,352 and they glared at her street door, like a cow at a barn 833 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:32,588 even they are some flat cows that no man can like 834 01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:37,555 full of slander and trouble ask all of Pustevig 835 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:41,878 Who did you kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 836 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:45,517 Me. 837 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:50,996 at home there were lightning, the girl's old got a pop 838 01:12:51,200 --> 01:12:56,149 all the windows of the flat were unfortunately open 839 01:12:56,360 --> 01:13:01,992 then through several streets it was heard faintly 840 01:13:02,200 --> 01:13:08,230 Who did you kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 841 01:13:08,440 --> 01:13:13,309 Did you lose something you had before? answer, your hummingbird 842 01:13:13,520 --> 01:13:17,229 where do you want to go in that ballad outfit with feathers and trouble vails? 843 01:13:17,440 --> 01:13:23,549 maybe you are in the embassy's claws, oh shame, oh ugh, oh yuck 844 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:29,637 You probably have to face Some smacks before the conversation is over 845 01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:33,992 Who did you kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 846 01:13:35,720 --> 01:13:37,119 Me. 847 01:13:38,680 --> 01:13:43,435 there whole street hear the smacks and afterwards dad disappeared 848 01:13:43,640 --> 01:13:48,668 - down with peace and the smear jaw - who have you kissed... 849 01:13:52,920 --> 01:14:00,349 but on the third floor at home, mom's gentle voice sounded 850 01:14:01,560 --> 01:14:07,749 Who did you kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 851 01:14:09,440 --> 01:14:16,312 Him, the long orange pipe, I don't like 852 01:14:16,520 --> 01:14:21,640 After all, she herself once got hurt one evening in a street brawl 853 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:26,960 and then she could walk on her flat feet home from spring gone 854 01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:31,915 so now I get coffee with chocolate frogs if I just want to say 855 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:35,908 Who did you kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 856 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:40,076 Me. 857 01:14:47,240 --> 01:14:51,074 little Anne Mari practiced keeping her mouth shut 858 01:14:51,280 --> 01:14:55,432 but it's probably quite an experience to walk through Pustevig 859 01:14:55,640 --> 01:15:00,873 when she comes, the boys yell very loud and penetrating 860 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:06,279 Who did you kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 861 01:15:06,480 --> 01:15:10,837 before she only bit chocolate frogs, that time is over 862 01:15:12,120 --> 01:15:16,557 Him, the long orange pipe I so tenderly was with before 863 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:22,039 has a girlfriend in each door in all of Pustevig 864 01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:26,916 even though she was a reffined before, I am going to propose 865 01:15:27,120 --> 01:15:30,908 who should I kiss in your street door, little Anne Mari? 866 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,633 Me. 867 01:15:59,320 --> 01:16:01,151 (squeal) 868 01:17:41,720 --> 01:17:44,678 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---