1 00:00:19,194 --> 00:00:23,266 If Santa Claus 39 is to avoid being demoted to elf, - 2 00:00:23,434 --> 00:00:26,904 - he must have absolutely decisive information from Santa Claus 68, - 3 00:00:27,074 --> 00:00:30,111 - who is on the way home from Bahamas. 4 00:00:30,274 --> 00:00:32,834 Tage Andersen has the cellar filled with Christmas, - 5 00:00:32,994 --> 00:00:38,512 - Putte has Christmas in the cupboard and under the duvet and elf blood in the veins. 6 00:00:38,674 --> 00:00:43,270 Frits is revealed as the fake Uncle Klavs who kissed Putte. 7 00:00:43,434 --> 00:00:48,388 Aase Andersen is completely alone with his Christmas trauma. 8 00:00:48,474 --> 00:00:52,262 I feel so bad about having a stranger living here for so many days. 9 00:00:52,434 --> 00:00:54,504 I can understand you, Aase. 10 00:00:54,674 --> 00:00:58,472 Then imagine the one he has kissed. 11 00:00:59,634 --> 00:01:03,833 I, for my part, must admit that I, was somewhat disappointed, - 12 00:01:03,994 --> 00:01:07,669 - that you did not discover that it was not me. 13 00:01:07,834 --> 00:01:11,986 We haven't seen you in almost 20 years, so what can you ask for. 14 00:01:12,154 --> 00:01:17,786 I have then sent upto several letters and a picture. 15 00:01:17,954 --> 00:01:20,946 Yes, but there you were almost dying of malaria. 16 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:24,948 - It wasn't him. - Nah, no. 17 00:01:25,114 --> 00:01:28,868 Then it was the other, almost dying of malaria. Poor guy. 18 00:01:30,034 --> 00:01:32,344 Tage, it's all a lie. 19 00:01:34,014 --> 00:01:37,827 If I understand what someone should get out of playing Klavs. 20 00:01:40,994 --> 00:01:47,149 - Has he stolen something? - He had access to the whole house. 21 00:01:47,314 --> 00:01:50,112 I can't even bear to think about it. 22 00:01:50,274 --> 00:01:55,029 Then imagine being the one he has kissed. 23 00:01:55,194 --> 00:01:58,266 It's also scary, little Putte. 24 00:01:58,934 --> 00:02:03,508 - What does he imagine? - You'll get over that anyway, Putsen. 25 00:02:04,674 --> 00:02:08,987 And I, who thought I should have my first kiss - 26 00:02:09,154 --> 00:02:13,067 - by the gas and water plumber. 27 00:02:13,234 --> 00:02:16,032 Maybe you should call the police. 28 00:02:16,194 --> 00:02:19,106 And make fun of ourselves and explain, - 29 00:02:19,274 --> 00:02:23,870 - that we have had a resident who sits here, but not him. 30 00:02:24,034 --> 00:02:27,265 Yes, call for the coppers. 31 00:02:28,034 --> 00:02:32,744 Does that mean, we will we solve the riddle so the family can celebrate Christmas? 32 00:02:32,914 --> 00:02:36,384 If 68 is not too late, then we have a chance. 33 00:02:37,554 --> 00:02:40,706 There are many things I cannot understand, how you have calculated. 34 00:02:41,874 --> 00:02:45,106 I am gradually becoming an old and experienced Santa - 35 00:02:46,274 --> 00:02:49,233 - and have developed a certain intuition. 36 00:02:49,394 --> 00:02:53,069 I once lived on one like that. 37 00:02:54,234 --> 00:02:57,432 It was my father, who thought I would benefit from it. 38 00:02:57,594 --> 00:03:03,624 Frits, there is something I have long wanted to ask you about. 39 00:03:03,794 --> 00:03:08,265 Putte... when is her birthday? 40 00:03:11,514 --> 00:03:14,746 I don't know, but she's a good kisser. 41 00:03:14,914 --> 00:03:16,370 It must be written here. 42 00:03:16,444 --> 00:03:22,550 She was born a few days early, on 20/9 43 00:03:23,714 --> 00:03:25,990 She must be a virgin. 44 00:03:26,154 --> 00:03:30,103 If we calculate backwards, what would we get? 9 months. 45 00:03:30,274 --> 00:03:37,065 - It is the 24th of December, Christmas Eve. - That's right, Frits. 46 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:44,265 Then Putte can be conceived on 24/12. 19 years ago. 47 00:03:44,434 --> 00:03:48,746 And it's been 19 years since the family last celebrated Christmas. 48 00:03:48,914 --> 00:03:54,147 This means that Putte has never held a Christmas Eve. 49 00:03:54,314 --> 00:03:57,829 So she is a Christmas maiden. 50 00:03:58,834 --> 00:04:03,988 - Is the fake Klavs very dangerous? - We do not know. 51 00:04:04,154 --> 00:04:07,430 - But we'll look after you. - Good. 52 00:04:08,794 --> 00:04:10,706 Do you think he will come again? 53 00:04:10,874 --> 00:04:14,833 If he does, I would not be me... him. 54 00:04:14,994 --> 00:04:19,624 - So Klavs. Yes, not you, Klavs. - Thank you, Tage. That's fine. 55 00:04:19,794 --> 00:04:21,910 (doorbell chimes) 56 00:04:23,074 --> 00:04:25,862 Hold on to your hat and teeth. I undulate it. 57 00:04:26,034 --> 00:04:29,152 No one should get away with scot-free messing with the Andersen family. 58 00:04:29,314 --> 00:04:33,750 Let me, I'm an old Home Guard's man. 59 00:04:33,914 --> 00:04:38,544 I'm with you, Tage. Better one than two. 60 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,026 If he asks for me, say I'm not here. 61 00:04:43,194 --> 00:04:46,982 And tell him, I don't stand for it. 62 00:04:47,234 --> 00:04:51,705 Karen, stay here and look after Aase and Putte. We'll be back soon. 63 00:05:03,274 --> 00:05:07,186 - The game is over, you brat. - Hell and tits! 64 00:05:07,354 --> 00:05:10,790 - Is it them? - Shall I cut him over with my folding knife? 65 00:05:10,954 --> 00:05:13,127 Of course not. That's the mailman. 66 00:05:13,294 --> 00:05:16,308 - Are you sure? - Yes, that IS the mail. 67 00:05:16,474 --> 00:05:21,787 Yes, it is just me. The letters and mail. 68 00:05:21,954 --> 00:05:26,232 - What's going on with Klavs? - It's not Klavs. 69 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,624 But it is. 70 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,706 Yes, it's Klavs, but it's not him. 71 00:05:30,874 --> 00:05:33,910 Isn't it him? 72 00:05:34,074 --> 00:05:37,703 No, not the old Klavs. He was full of lies. 73 00:05:37,874 --> 00:05:42,504 Oh, yes... lying or not. I honestly prefer the old one. 74 00:05:42,674 --> 00:05:45,030 - No! - Calm down, Klavs. 75 00:05:45,194 --> 00:05:48,708 It's a good post, it's our post. 76 00:05:48,874 --> 00:05:50,627 What has become of the old Klavs? 77 00:05:50,794 --> 00:05:53,831 It wasn't the real one, it was someone who pretended to be Klavs. 78 00:05:53,994 --> 00:05:59,351 - This is the real Klavs. - Hello, I'm Klavs. 79 00:05:59,514 --> 00:06:02,187 Hello, I'm the mail. 80 00:06:02,954 --> 00:06:08,029 I have something here... A single window scam and some messyness. 81 00:06:08,194 --> 00:06:12,709 Give me the window trick and away with the mess. 82 00:06:16,274 --> 00:06:19,131 Hell and tits, I'm the one whose gone. 83 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,944 That is no folding knife. 84 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:25,823 This is a folding knife. 85 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:29,554 I think we say thank you for today. 86 00:06:29,714 --> 00:06:31,545 Yes, fuddly-fud. 87 00:06:34,674 --> 00:06:40,031 It will be intriguing to see what happens when Aase gets the letter. 88 00:06:48,714 --> 00:06:51,228 I have just received a message from the Notary, - 89 00:06:51,394 --> 00:06:56,263 - Santa Claus 68 can be here at any moment. Bring out the fried twists? 90 00:07:04,914 --> 00:07:08,623 What should I say to the gas and water plumber when he comes? 91 00:07:08,794 --> 00:07:10,671 What do you mean? 92 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:15,543 The dangerous man has... kissed me. 93 00:07:15,714 --> 00:07:19,150 Do you think the gas and water plumber will forgive me? 94 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,748 You don't have to tell him that. 95 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:27,227 - I can't lie to him. - But you don't need to talk about it. 96 00:07:29,194 --> 00:07:31,469 Do you need to slurp? 97 00:07:31,634 --> 00:07:35,432 Of course, otherwise I can't taste the food. 98 00:07:45,594 --> 00:07:48,267 Then maybe you shouldn't smoke at the same time? 99 00:07:48,434 --> 00:07:52,153 Otherwise, it doesn't taste like anything at all. 100 00:07:52,314 --> 00:07:54,828 Are you going to criticize my food? 101 00:07:54,994 --> 00:07:59,112 No, but why do you always have to give it a whiff of something - 102 00:07:59,274 --> 00:08:02,586 - instead of giving it a proper kick with the seasoning. 103 00:08:02,754 --> 00:08:06,063 It tastes great, Aase. 104 00:08:09,994 --> 00:08:14,226 - Tage, what are you going to do? - Just a slip in the basement. 105 00:08:14,394 --> 00:08:18,626 - I'm back for coffee. - Do you want a help, Tage? 106 00:08:18,794 --> 00:08:26,063 NO, for the last time! I would rather go alone, no thanks. 107 00:08:28,274 --> 00:08:31,107 A man and his basement. 108 00:08:31,274 --> 00:08:35,186 I really think he has a lady down there, Aase. 109 00:08:40,034 --> 00:08:44,583 A very warm welcome 68. Good that you could come. 110 00:08:44,754 --> 00:08:45,392 Thank you. 111 00:08:45,554 --> 00:08:50,263 This is my faithful assistant, Frits. 112 00:08:51,434 --> 00:08:54,188 Come closer. 113 00:08:56,394 --> 00:09:00,386 - Sit down. - Cool, cool. 114 00:09:00,554 --> 00:09:03,910 Yes, it's tough with blazing heat here this winter. 115 00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:10,230 Here you go. 116 00:09:10,394 --> 00:09:12,988 Good old fried twists. 117 00:09:18,034 --> 00:09:19,025 Otherwise, you've got a good tan. 118 00:09:19,194 --> 00:09:21,708 If you don't get tan after 19 years in the Bahamas, - 119 00:09:21,874 --> 00:09:23,307 - then I don't know... 120 00:09:23,474 --> 00:09:27,193 In rush and shower in the Bahamas. 121 00:09:28,474 --> 00:09:32,830 Yes, yes. In rush and shower. 122 00:09:34,794 --> 00:09:38,308 Oh, cheers and welcome. 123 00:09:42,514 --> 00:09:46,350 Has Notary told you why I wanted to talk you? 124 00:09:46,514 --> 00:09:51,383 Yes, roughly speaking. What's the problem? 125 00:09:51,554 --> 00:09:56,582 You see. As far as I know, you have had the Andersen family on your route, - 126 00:09:56,754 --> 00:09:59,427 - right up until you were retired. 127 00:09:59,594 --> 00:10:03,269 Yes, the Andersen family, but back then, there was nothing wrong with them. 128 00:10:03,434 --> 00:10:05,902 It was a wonderful, wonderful family. 129 00:10:06,074 --> 00:10:10,102 They loved celebrating Christmas, especially Aase Andersen. 130 00:10:11,274 --> 00:10:16,950 This account number, does it mean anything to you? 131 00:10:17,114 --> 00:10:20,504 Yeah... That is, no more. 132 00:10:20,674 --> 00:10:23,666 Until recently it was a goldmine. 133 00:10:23,834 --> 00:10:27,349 I don't know where the money came from. I thought it was a mistake. 134 00:10:27,514 --> 00:10:30,029 But you don't talk so loudly when you get a lot of money. 135 00:10:30,194 --> 00:10:33,662 No, of course not. 136 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:39,386 The money comes from the Santa Claus Council's own fund. 137 00:10:39,554 --> 00:10:43,229 A Santa councilor has sent you an awful lot of money - 138 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:48,708 - to stay far away, on the Bahamas. Who took over the route after you? 139 00:10:49,874 --> 00:10:55,073 Listen here 39, have you sent for me from the Bahamas to tell you that? 140 00:10:55,234 --> 00:10:57,190 You can just look in the Christmas annals. 141 00:10:57,354 --> 00:11:02,906 It says right there that you are the last one, who had the family. 142 00:11:03,074 --> 00:11:05,304 And then, there was torn a few pages. 143 00:11:05,474 --> 00:11:08,831 I think he who took over the route after you did that. 144 00:11:08,994 --> 00:11:12,792 Impossible, he sits on the Santa Claus council. 145 00:11:17,754 --> 00:11:22,430 Who is it from the Santa Claus council that has done so much - 146 00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,664 - to hide the truth about that Christmas night, - 147 00:11:24,834 --> 00:11:26,870 - when Putte was conceived? 148 00:11:27,034 --> 00:11:29,343 Are we suspecting the gloomy background of this drama, - 149 00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,470 - now facing its explanation? 150 00:11:31,634 --> 00:11:34,545 Will Santa Claus 39 make it in time? 151 00:11:34,714 --> 00:11:35,909 And if he makes it, - 152 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:39,952 - how will he get the family that hates Christmas - 153 00:11:40,114 --> 00:11:43,072 - to celebrate the fact that it again became Christmas. 154 00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:46,351 And can Frits and Putte ever get each other? 155 00:11:46,514 --> 00:11:49,790 Follow the Santa Claus crime comedy. 156 00:11:49,954 --> 00:11:53,105 Next chapter comes tomorrow on this channel. 157 00:11:54,954 --> 00:11:59,105 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---