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Santa Claus 39 has not
yet found decisive clues

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- in his investigation of the
Andersen family's secret.

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Someone has removed some important
information in the Christmas annals.

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Notary has promised 39 to
help him find Santa Claus 68, -

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- who is the last Santa who
has been at the Andersen family.

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Frits is still Klavs, but
only waiting for a chance -

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- to once again become the
gas and water plumber Putte loves.

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Aunt Karen tried to make Aase
remember Christmas 19 years ago.

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But Aase went into selfswing.

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Is this event forever lost
in Aase's subconscious?

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Oh, no.

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No, no, no.

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Oh God.

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Is mother still ill?

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Yes, but dad tries to find
out what's wrong.

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- Is it contagious?
- We know nothing yet.

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Wait a minute, there might be something here.

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Did Aase talk about
that she is having swollen glands?

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No, I don't know if she did.

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- This is where the glands are, right?
- Yes, I think so.

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The symptoms are; raspberry tongue.

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Putte, sneak in to mom and
see if she has raspberry tongue.

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Okay.

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Klavs, do I have raspberry tongue?

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It is probably
somewhat red in it.

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- Is it?
- Yes.

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It's VERY red. See for yourself.
So what's wrong with me?

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Scarlet fever?
Ouch, jesus.

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- Mom doesn't have raspberry tongue.
- But I do.

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Hereditary severocytosis,
paleness, tiredness.

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Putte, go right in and see if
mother is yellow in the head.

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Yes, yes, yes.

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Klavs, tell me, am I pale?

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Yes, a little too?

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- I have hereditary severocytosis.
- What is it?

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- A kind of hermolytic anemia.
- What is it?

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Blood deficiency.
A very rare form of anemia.

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Mother almost normal in the head.

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This must be
a strange disease.

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Alopecia areate, baldness.

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Hair suddenly falls
out in large tufts.

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- Mom surely doesn't have that.
- No, of course not.

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But my goodness, I do.

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There's hair all over the place.

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Putte, go straight in and
see if mother is constipated?

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I've just been in there.

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But it is important to find out
whether mother is sick or not, and what's wrong.

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Ugh, geez.

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Rhinophyma, the sebaceous glands
in the nose swell up and begin to rot.

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Rhinophyma, popularly
called contagious stinky nose.

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Stinknose, Klavs.
Is that what I have?

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I knew it.
I have a stinky nose.

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Here everyone thought:

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What a pity for Tage.
His nose stinks.

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But no one has said anything.
Good thing I found this book.

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Mother isn't constipated,
and now she doesn't care any more.

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She wants peace, she is sick.

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If anyone here is sick, it's me.

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The Santa Claus you are
looking for, i.e. Santa Claus 68

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- located in the Bahamas.

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I have even heard
that he lives in excessive luxury.

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That I must say.
Will he come home for Christmas?

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I have no clue.

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But I'll keep my eyes
and ears open and see what I can do.

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Klavs, I feel very bad.

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I'm afraid I have to call
a night doctor for Aase.

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- It's the night paramedic, good evening.
- Hello, we are sick.

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Excellent, shall we come urgently?

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Of course. It was a
strange thing to ask about.

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But it will be significantly more
expensive if we have to come right away.

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- How many are we talking about?
- Me and my wife, Aase Andersen.

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- H.C. Andersen?
- No, Aase Andersen.

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- Do you want blinkies and horns?
- Excuse me?

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It goes faster if we use
flashing lights and sirens.

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Then we'd better have some of them.

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Can you walk yourself, or will
someone be needed to carry you?

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We are sick, and you
must come at once.

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If you can walk yourself,
it is half price this week.

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We need help and we
need to go to the hospital.

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- Should the whole family be picked up?
- No, we just need an on-call doctor.

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- A graduate.
- Of course.

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Then I have to ask for a social security
number, health insurance and account number.

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- Whoa, where are you going?
- I'm going... to the pharmacy.

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- Then bring something calming to me.
- I'll do that.

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Typically, everyone
leaves the sinking boat, -

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- and then I sit back
and die one by one.

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Hello, would you like
an account number, or what?

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aah all men will love me
when I can walk and strut

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but there is only one in the world
who's allowed to kiss Putte

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it's my gas and water plumber

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the loveliest of all

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it only took him a single
pipe to get me to fall

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I really think he likes
me, aah I dream that he can

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his toolbox is so
big, he is a real man

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- I wish I were his little Putte...
- I wish I were his little Putte

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and I'm waiting for him to come
and give me a clear message

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that we will soon have to
share gas and water and love

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now say yes

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to sweet Putte

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No, shit!

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It is not known whether
Aase is really ill or not.

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So to be on the safe side...

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... you must visit the
family immediately.

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As a night doctor and
do a blood test on her.

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How do you do that?

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Feel the world, feel your way forward.

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I'd better explain
how it happens.

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You take such a rubber hose...

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What if the real
night doctor turns up?

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It's just a matter of
getting in front of him.

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You take this rubber hose...

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Like that, yes.

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And then another mouthful.

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Come on dad. You have to eat.

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- I have no appetite.
- Of course you have.

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So, now comes the big airplane.

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- No.
- Just one more mouthful.

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Putte, do you want my
piano when I'm gone?

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What nonsense, father.
You have to eat.

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No, no more apple now.
And no juice either.

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Is there not anything
you want at all?

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Maybe a small beer
and a double schnapps.

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Father, that is.

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(doorbell rings)

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Good evening, it's the night doctor.

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Good, Frits.

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Good evening.
Where is the patient buried?

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- Who is sick and why?
- I am.

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I thought that was your wife?

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She is also sick, but
I am sick the most.

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But don't think about it.
Just see my wife, even though I'm the worst one.

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Brilliant. Where is your wife?

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I have 32 common and
4 very rare diseases, -

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- but of course, my wife
came first in line.

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It is well.
Can I just walk into her?

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Yes. Should anything happen
to me while they were away, -

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- I make a little tapping signal
with my foot on the floor, -

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- three short and three long.
- That's fine.

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If I can't move my foot, I make
a similar signal with my mouth.

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Understood.

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Maybe we should just test the
knock signal with the foot first.

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It won't be necessary.
I'll be back in a moment.

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Say hello to my wife.
Just lie and say I'm fine.

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Then the night doctor is here.

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Do you get even sicker if
you read about diseases?

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Isn't it too warm for
Santa Claus in the Bahamas?

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What does a raspberry tongue
taste like and how dangerous is it?

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How many explanations does it take
for the hospital to send a night doctor?

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Can one be sure that the
one who comes is a doctor?

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Has Putte forgotten her
gas and water plumber?

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Is it completely impossible for Frits
to get into Tages's locked basement?

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Follow the Christmas
crime comedy.

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Next chapter comes
tomorrow on this channel.

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