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It's a dark and stormy night.

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<i>Thousands of phrases
grind round in my head</i>

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<i>I'm sitting here thinking
about what the old man said</i>

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<i>if you wanna do it, you
can do it, just keep on</i>

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<i>what you can't do today
maybe you can do tomorrow</i>

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<i>Thousands of phrases
grind round in my head</i>

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<i>I'm sitting here thinking
about what the old man said</i>

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<i>my old man said one
each is his own luck's smith</i>

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<i>that there's simply
nothing to do with</i>

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<i>the one who first comes to the
mill is him who first gets painted</i>

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<i>he also said if you sleep in a
tent make sure that it is rainproof</i>

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<i>Thousands of phrases
grind round in my head</i>

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<i>I'm sitting here thinking
about what the old man said</i>

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<i>there are nothing that is so
shit, that it's not good for somethin'</i>

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<i>come times, come road,
we are all in the same boat</i>

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<i>the one who first comes to the
mill is him, who first gets painted</i>

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<i>he also said if you sleep in a
tent, make sure that it is rainproof</i>

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Fritz! Hansi! It is finished!

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- The propeller is finished!
- Let me see.

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- Look.
- Very nice craftsmanship.

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- With holes in the middle. Look, Frits!
- I knew I could do it.

22
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- I think it looks fantastic!
- I knew I could do it!

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- Good work, Gynter.
- Good carving.

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Well, Gynter. There comes a time
in every pixie's life, -

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- where he has to
stop and look back.

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Well, Gynter.

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Throughout this Christmas calendar,
you have shown spirit and courage.

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When it looked
blackest, you carved further.

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You never thought: "What
can the others do for me?", -

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- but: "What can I do for them?"

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Well, Gynter. Take this as
visible proof of our gratitude.

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Now you are a carve-pixie of the first degree.
Good luck with that.

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Thank you, Frits.

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Thank you, Hansi.

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I have prepared an acceptance speech.

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- I have a dream!
- Yes, Gynter.

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We have to pack our things so
we can get back with the key to Old-Nough.

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After the new tunnel connection between
Bornholm and Christian's Isle got approved

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yesterday, the world minister Uffe
Prankster-Jensen a proposal

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about a steady connection between
Christian's Isle, Estonia, Latvia, and Lithuania.

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In the proposed plan, there's 2
tunnels and a combined high and suspension bridge.

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The proposal caused a hefty environment
debate, which cause a unnanimous

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approval of the plan. The construction
starts tomorrow at 10

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and is expected finished before evening.

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Prankster-Jensen will be there himself,
and take the first shovel dig.

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The world minister has just gotten a statue
risen of himself in Letvia's capital, Riga.

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At the unveiling of the statue,
the crowd burst in a spontanious cheers

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and yelled "we have never seen
anything like it, before."

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And the weather: The storm continues, but...

50
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- It was damn rough.
- What?

51
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- I said it sure was rough!
- We must hope it is better tomorrow.

52
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Yes, that would be just lovely.

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Tell me, shouldn't we pack?

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Yes, but aren't you
done polishing soon? It can't take that long.

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- You want to look good for Christmas! I'm a pixie.
- Why is it always me who has to?

56
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Because you have the biggest
teeth and the ugliest clothes!

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It's hard being a pixie-man.

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- I have to pee.
- What?

59
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I have to pee.

60
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Have you ever seen an elf pee in a
Christmas calendar? Just think about it.

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- But I have to pee.
- Then get up and piss off.

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Benny, now you have to see.
I made chamomile tea, Benny?

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It was strange.
He was here just before.

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- Have you seen Benny?
- He must have gotten lost in the Christmas decorations.

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Do you think he's gone?
He has seemed so secretive.

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Has he gone Christmas shopping?

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But I don't like, he goes around in
that state. He doesn't think twice.

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I have made a decoration that
can hang on your hunting rifle.

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- It's just lovely.
- Where is your shotgun?

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- It hangs in its place.
- No, it doesn't.

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It was strange.
Have you had your hands on it?

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- No, I haven't touched it.
- That was strange.

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First Benny is gone,
then the shotgun is gone

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- Do you think Benny took it?
- Shouldn't we just...

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It may have fallen
behind the couch.

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No, there it is! I couldn't
understand where it was either.

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- Then you can just hang it in place.
- What?

78
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Just hang it in place.
What was Benny going to do with it too?

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What was he going to do with the
big box of Christmas decorations?

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What?

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The large box of Christmas
decorations was under the sofa.

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- It didn't, did it?
- Yeah

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There is both glitter and
garlands and drums and balls -

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- and Christmas lights and Christmas tree holders

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and the Christmas tree stand!
It's just lovely.

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What about the shotgun?

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You don't think
Benny took it, do you?

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Shouldn't we just...

89
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Are you allowed
to pee in a Christmas calendar?

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Has Prankster Jensen really
gotten a statue raised of himself in Riga?

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Will everybody survive this
tense situation?

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Follow along tomorrow.

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