1 00:00:10,460 --> 00:00:12,956 It's a dark and stormy night. 2 00:00:19,736 --> 00:00:22,376 - What is wrong, Gynter? - It's my tooth! 3 00:00:23,656 --> 00:00:27,253 Maybe it's the aftermath of the assault in episode 11. 4 00:00:27,376 --> 00:00:29,287 I don't think so. 5 00:00:37,296 --> 00:00:40,688 'Voodoo: Take a pointy object...' 6 00:00:47,896 --> 00:00:52,688 - What are you laughing at, Benny? - That was something I thought about. 7 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:56,093 What was it, then? 8 00:00:56,256 --> 00:00:59,328 - A joke, right? - Can't we hear it? 9 00:01:00,496 --> 00:01:05,650 - I told Luffe the other day. - Yes, that... 10 00:01:06,056 --> 00:01:09,526 I haven't heard it. Can't you say it again? 11 00:01:09,776 --> 00:01:15,089 Yes, that is. It was a Copenhagener, a Funen and a Jutlander. 12 00:01:16,296 --> 00:01:18,812 They were dead and had to go to old-father. 13 00:01:18,976 --> 00:01:22,856 Up the stairs to the great gate with ornamentation and all. 14 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:26,407 Then they knocked, that's what you do: Knock, knock! 15 00:01:26,576 --> 00:01:30,649 Old-father unlocks himself, completely randomly, or whatever. 16 00:01:30,816 --> 00:01:33,808 He asks, "Who are you?" "I'm from funen." 17 00:01:33,976 --> 00:01:35,933 After all, the Funen went ahead. 18 00:01:36,136 --> 00:01:40,175 "Funen is fine. Come in with you, there's room for more!" 19 00:01:40,376 --> 00:01:44,006 The Copenhagener also knocks. "I'm from Copenhagen". 20 00:01:44,136 --> 00:01:48,926 He's not stupid, is he? He's from Copenhagen! "In with you. Copenhagen is nice." 21 00:01:49,136 --> 00:01:52,416 The Jutlander has been watching, he's not stupid either, even though he comes from Jutland. 22 00:01:52,536 --> 00:01:57,733 Bob, bob, bob. Well, then "Who are you?" "I'm from Jutland." 23 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:02,771 So old-father says... There was a nun and a Scotsman? 24 00:02:03,096 --> 00:02:05,736 Now I can remember! Forget the Scotsman. 25 00:02:05,936 --> 00:02:08,052 So, say now I remember it! 26 00:02:08,216 --> 00:02:12,096 Then old-father says: "She said that yesterday, too." 27 00:02:16,936 --> 00:02:22,454 - I understood that well. - Do you absolutely have to stand right there? 28 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:26,774 We have to decorate for Christmas. It should look festive. 29 00:02:26,936 --> 00:02:31,055 - It is only Christmas once a year. - Yes, that's just lovely! 30 00:02:31,256 --> 00:02:34,886 Remember, you promised to find a proper Christmas tree this year. 31 00:02:35,096 --> 00:02:38,805 You must also tell me what you want as a Christmas present, so I can buy in time. 32 00:02:38,976 --> 00:02:43,573 It must be a surprise. What do you want? 33 00:02:43,816 --> 00:02:46,126 I want a new pipe. 34 00:02:46,336 --> 00:02:50,614 Yes, you do that every year. Can't think of anything new this year? 35 00:02:50,816 --> 00:02:55,253 Something new? It had to be a packet of tobacco. 36 00:02:55,576 --> 00:03:00,332 - You never have been inventive. - No, it's just lovely. 37 00:03:00,416 --> 00:03:03,613 Benny, what do you want for Christmas? 38 00:03:05,336 --> 00:03:08,488 - What are you saying? - Nothing, right? 39 00:03:08,616 --> 00:03:11,813 Nothing? You must wish for something. 40 00:03:12,016 --> 00:03:14,895 You must wish for something for Christmas, where else would we be. 41 00:03:15,056 --> 00:03:19,892 Where are you going to spend Christmas? With family or something? 42 00:03:20,016 --> 00:03:22,735 Now it is not certain that it works. 43 00:03:22,896 --> 00:03:26,173 I could wish for some pipe cleaners. 44 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:38,087 - How is it going with the carving? - Slowly. I'm not carving right now. 45 00:03:38,216 --> 00:03:43,006 Well, carve it, though. Time is short. We have to get back to Old-Nough with the key. 46 00:03:43,136 --> 00:03:46,128 I can't when I'm in a bad mood. 47 00:03:46,336 --> 00:03:50,011 - And we don't have the Book. - I know that. 48 00:03:50,296 --> 00:03:54,005 Good old, Old-Nough will go crazy if we don't have the Book with us. 49 00:03:54,176 --> 00:03:57,692 I know, but what the hell are we doing? 50 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:06,851 He's back! He's back! 51 00:04:07,336 --> 00:04:10,408 - Oh, my back... - Who's back? 52 00:04:10,616 --> 00:04:13,256 - Who's back? - The Nosserer! 53 00:04:13,416 --> 00:04:17,091 With the book? How the hell do you know that? 54 00:04:19,096 --> 00:04:23,011 I looked in through the potato growers's window, and there he sat with the Book. 55 00:04:23,616 --> 00:04:29,134 This is wonderful news. But how do we get the Book back? 56 00:04:29,736 --> 00:04:32,649 Be quiet. Now I must think. 57 00:04:32,936 --> 00:04:36,850 - Did you go up to look at the potato woman? - I'm thinking! 58 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:41,174 - Did you go up to look at the potato woman? - I'm thinking! 59 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,807 Now I'm done! Come over here. 60 00:04:50,896 --> 00:04:54,252 Hansi, Gynter! I have a plan. 61 00:04:54,456 --> 00:04:56,572 Listen carefully. 62 00:04:56,776 --> 00:05:00,610 We immediately go up to the Potato Breeders and steal the Book back. 63 00:05:00,736 --> 00:05:05,253 - That's a good plan, Frits. - I think I've heard it before. 64 00:05:05,416 --> 00:05:09,375 - Isn't it a bit under-detailed? - Can you do better? 65 00:05:09,496 --> 00:05:13,854 - No - Good! We have a plan. Let's go. 66 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:19,847 - Now I think I'll go to bed. - Yes, it would just be nice. 67 00:05:19,916 --> 00:05:25,450 Benny, you just sleep on the couch. But remember to turn off the light 68 00:05:25,696 --> 00:05:27,733 and Emil. 69 00:05:55,416 --> 00:06:00,013 "Keep out of reach from the Nosserer!" 70 00:06:00,056 --> 00:06:03,414 Amateur pixies! 71 00:06:17,976 --> 00:06:21,287 Shut up, it's evil, this stuff! 72 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:39,765 Shut up, he's ugly. 73 00:06:39,936 --> 00:06:43,292 - Yes, let's give him some beating! - Relax, Gynter. 74 00:06:43,416 --> 00:06:46,966 He knocked me down, shouldn't we also do some beating? 75 00:06:47,056 --> 00:06:51,527 No, we just need the Book. Pixies do not use violence. 76 00:06:51,696 --> 00:06:54,893 It's a Christmas calendar! Think about it! 77 00:06:56,696 --> 00:06:58,893 'Summary: Tax-manipulation..." 78 00:06:59,256 --> 00:07:03,011 "How to make a tax increase of 100%"! 79 00:07:06,256 --> 00:07:08,011 "(Ultimative tax-terror.) 80 00:07:20,576 --> 00:07:23,216 Shut up, that's it all, man! 81 00:07:27,936 --> 00:07:30,815 Shut up, it is evil! 82 00:07:44,736 --> 00:07:46,932 What happened? 83 00:07:47,056 --> 00:07:50,014 He drank so much that he fell asleep. 84 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:56,485 - Good, then we must give him some beatings! - Gynter! I said it before. Pixies do not use violence! 85 00:08:26,216 --> 00:08:29,413 Now I'm going to have the evil lightning bang him a... 86 00:08:29,616 --> 00:08:32,574 No, no, Gynter. Take the Book! 87 00:08:35,656 --> 00:08:40,935 Good, now we have the Book. Let's get going. Where is Hansi? 88 00:08:43,296 --> 00:08:45,048 She looks like... 89 00:08:45,176 --> 00:08:47,929 Hansi, come on! 90 00:08:52,256 --> 00:08:54,645 Come on, Hansi. 91 00:09:01,536 --> 00:09:03,891 Where is Gynter now? 92 00:09:04,816 --> 00:09:06,853 Gynter! 93 00:09:14,416 --> 00:09:17,853 Where is Benny holding Christmas? At some family, or what? 94 00:09:18,516 --> 00:09:21,853 Is Benny's drinking getting out of control? Is he starting to smoke, too? 95 00:09:22,416 --> 00:09:24,353 Are Pixies using more violence near Christmas? 96 00:09:24,816 --> 00:09:26,853 Follow along tomorrow. 97 00:09:29,816 --> 00:09:33,853 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---