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It's a dark and stormy night.
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I must say that...
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Yes, I got it when I
was in the Home Guard.
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I got this one when
I helped Santa.
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He was stuck in a chimney
and they had just lit the fire.
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- But I saved him.
- I must say that!
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What is that one?
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It was sitting on the coat when I
bought it at the surplus warehouse.
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That's how it is.
Well, back to work.
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- How's it going with the carving?
- It's going well.
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Do you have any idea of
??when it might be finished?
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- That was a good phrase, Frits.
- What did I say?
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Is it so that you can estimate
when it could go to be finished?
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- Maybe we can use it in another episode.
- No, Hansi. It is far too long.
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It goes slowly.
The knife has become dull.
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Grind it though!
We don't have that much time either.
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We have to go back to
Old-Nogh with the key!
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Do you think the church
should stand here or there, Oluf?
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Yes, that...
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- I think I'll put it here.
- Yes, it's just lovely.
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You know, I simply cannot understand where
the big box of Christmas decorations is.
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- No, it looks better there, doesn't it?
- Yes, it's just lovely.
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- What do you say, Benny?
- Yes, it's a lot...
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Do you know more about socks than
about Christmas decorations and pixies?
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- Pixies?
- What are you doing now, Benny?
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- I am a traveler in shoes and socks.
- Well, yes.
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It's also better than
traveling in bare toes.
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Perhaps you know the old firm, Soren
Kock's old company. Kock Socks (chef)
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and shoes, right?
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- Chef Socks?
- I don't know anything about that.
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Now I said socks, right?
That's also how it started.
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But now it's socks. I'm talking
quality silk stockings, right?
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It is not Brugsen's 5 pair for 25.
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They are otherwise good.
It's quality.
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- 5 pairs for DKK 30, that's it now!
- A five from or to.
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No, it shouldn't depend on that.
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- I don't know. 5 crowns are also a kind of money.
- Now I'm talking quality, right?
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I also say that the ones
from Brugsen are just lovely!
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Why do I always have to pour?
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Because you have the biggest
teeth and the ugliest clothes, Hansi!
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Not so much messing with you, Hansi!
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- What's wrong with you now?
- I cut myself!
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Just what I needed. You can't turn your back for ten
seconds before everything goes wrong!
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- Wasn't your father a famous carver?
- Yes, but I was...
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No "buts" here!
That's the evil lighening too much.
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- You have a thumb on each finger!
- I'm bleeding!
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- Shouldn't you relax a little?
- Are you starting now too?
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It doesn't look like
something to scream like that over!
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I'm not screaming! Just saying
we don't have much time!
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- I'm still bleeding!
- I have the Falck box in the backpack.
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- What about my beer?
- Get it yourself!
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God, I don't want to!
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- Yes, we are potato growers.
- So we breed potatoes.
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It goes without saying.
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Then I have a couple of chickens
that give a little extra to the household.
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It's just lovely. Then we deliver
them down to the French fries factory
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i.e. the potatoes.
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- It's French, isn't it?
- Potatoes?
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No, fries, right?
It's French.
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Pommes means potato, right?
And fries mean...
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Yes, that is, something that is
grown freely. Free range potatoes.
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I don't know about that, just know
that I get DKK 1.50 per kg. It's just lovely.
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Now I've traveled quite a bit in
France for the company, haven't I?
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France, right? Paris...
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- I know where France is.
- Bob, bob, bob. Well, I got really nervous.
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Have you been to France? It must
be nice to come to places like this.
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Everything is relative. Hotels can be tiring.
You know what I mean.
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If you've seen one,
you've seen them all.
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- I think home is the best.
- That's how we're so different, isn't it?
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- Yes, it's just lovely.
- But there must be room for everyone.
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Regardless of whether you
are yellow, black or red, right?
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- Or skin-colored, right?
- Yes, it's just lovely.
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I couldn't help it.
The knife slipped.
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The egg was crisp.
It was freshly sanded.
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It could also happen
to me or Frits.
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- Speak for yourself, Hansi.
- I couldn't help it, can cut again tomorrow!
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- Yes, come time, comes advice.
- The knife slipped!
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Yes, Gynter.
It's hard to be a carving man.
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Yeah, it's hard
to be a carver-man
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yeah, it's hard to be a carver
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Yeah, it's hard
to be a carver-man
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yeah, it's hard to be a carver
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Yeah, it's hard
to be a...
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Well, but to talk about something
completely different, right?
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- Is there a basement under the house?
- Basement? Nah, that...
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Now I'm just asking because I'm
quite interested in architecture, right?
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- Christian IV and such.
- You don't say that?
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- No, we don't have a basement.
- And it's just lovely.
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- Are you sure?
- Yes, I have lived here for twenty years.
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Well, but it was also just because
Architecture and such, right?
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Yes, that...
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Ooh, it's late, huh?
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Yes, that...
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That probably means I have
to stay until tomorrow, right?
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Yes, that is... Bob, bob, bob.
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Yes, it shouldn't depend on that.
You can sleep on Emil with the sofa.
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- Then we'll say it, right?
- Yes, we can say that.
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Will Gynter get to
carve again?
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Has there ever existed a
company named 'Kock Socks and shoes'?
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Are Brugsen's' socks really
as good as Oluf claims?
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Follow along tomorrow.
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