1 00:00:03,799 --> 00:00:05,960 Times pass 2 00:00:07,899 --> 00:00:10,159 times shall come 3 00:00:11,899 --> 00:00:15,159 time that was, is time that is passed 4 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:19,680 even tomorrow, time will be over 5 00:00:22,559 --> 00:00:25,899 it's going to be Christmas 6 00:00:27,039 --> 00:00:29,560 christmas is over 7 00:00:30,899 --> 00:00:36,159 the one this year will probably be more fun, than the many we've had 8 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:41,040 and that's because Christmas is old and christmas is new 9 00:00:41,140 --> 00:00:44,220 christmas is never the same 10 00:00:44,459 --> 00:00:48,700 christmas is like a morning dawn 11 00:00:48,919 --> 00:00:52,479 a new painting in an ancient frame 12 00:00:52,659 --> 00:00:56,080 Christmas remains even as the years pass 13 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:01,779 therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year. 14 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:06,690 What's more Christmas than the big, thick, 15 00:01:07,070 --> 00:01:11,130 happy, smiling, generous, child loving Santa? 16 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:14,510 Once he first appears in the cityscape, 17 00:01:14,510 --> 00:01:15,990 there is no longer any doubt. 18 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:17,650 Christmas is near. 19 00:01:17,790 --> 00:01:21,510 Then, in fact, all that is missing is... just everything else. 20 00:01:22,110 --> 00:01:25,550 Now it's also time to get cleaned up. And aired out. 21 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:29,910 So the living rooms can smell of the most beautiful baked goods. 22 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:33,270 The time has also come to practice. 23 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:35,830 ... In pleasing each other. 24 00:01:35,950 --> 00:01:37,950 While it may well be a strenuous time. 25 00:01:39,090 --> 00:01:42,370 But relaxation has to wait. Because Christmas is not waiting. 26 00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:46,870 And if you do not know advice yourself, you have to get it from the one who does. 27 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:50,870 Christmas remains even as the years pass 28 00:01:51,610 --> 00:01:55,630 therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year. 29 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:57,610 December 15th. "Christmas May." 30 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:03,210 Christmas this year, an all-time Christmas. 31 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:13,980 Pyrus. 32 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:16,900 - Wake up. - Where is Freya? 33 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,720 She's sleeping sweetly. 34 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:21,580 No longer. Good morning. 35 00:02:22,300 --> 00:02:24,900 Good morning. How's it going? 36 00:02:25,180 --> 00:02:27,240 Very good. What happened? 37 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,820 You lay there on the floor when we got back. 38 00:02:30,160 --> 00:02:32,980 Oh yeah. I got a little dizzy. 39 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:34,840 What now? 40 00:02:34,980 --> 00:02:36,940 Do you feel a little pale or something? 41 00:02:37,320 --> 00:02:38,640 No. Just tired. 42 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,400 I would like to be lying here today. 43 00:02:41,520 --> 00:02:43,360 On the contrary. You have to get up, the sooner, the better, 44 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,660 - and into the nearest book. - Oh no. 45 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:47,320 I do not have the energy to travel anywhere. 46 00:02:47,380 --> 00:02:49,100 Can't she just be allowed to stay laying if she wants to? 47 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,880 Well, that's exactly what she must not do. 48 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:52,400 I mean, so far it has gone well, but 49 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,880 why did you suddenly get dizzy yesterday? 50 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:55,300 I don't know. 51 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:59,820 Maybe it was because you stayed home when Pyrus and I left. 52 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,560 I'm not quite sure but I have a feeling 53 00:03:02,560 --> 00:03:04,320 that you pick up your strength from the books. 54 00:03:04,320 --> 00:03:07,400 Although we still have not found the book from which you originate. 55 00:03:07,680 --> 00:03:09,660 - Do you really think so? - After all, it's only a theory. 56 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:11,620 And there is only one way to get it tested. 57 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,640 - You have to get into a book. - Yes. 58 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,380 Yes, if you say so. But can't we go to a place 59 00:03:16,420 --> 00:03:17,420 where there is peaceful? 60 00:03:18,060 --> 00:03:19,580 Excellent. I am investigating the matter. 61 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:20,400 Don't worry. 62 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,980 We'll find a place that is so peaceful that you fall asleep if you think about it. 63 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,820 Have you sat there and slept all night? 64 00:03:27,340 --> 00:03:28,860 Yes, I have. 65 00:03:28,960 --> 00:03:30,800 You didn't have to, but thank you anyway. 66 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:34,420 Well, that's nothing. I am very trained in sleeping sitting. 67 00:03:35,520 --> 00:03:37,980 Yes, I learned that in the pixie school. 68 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:39,460 Tell me about yesterday. 69 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,900 Did you meet anyone exciting? 70 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:44,040 Sure did! 71 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:45,860 Are you sitting well? 72 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:47,880 So here we come. 73 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:52,500 Right into a castle. 74 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,260 And who shed my eye? 75 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,900 Bertramsen? 76 00:04:00,280 --> 00:04:01,980 Birger? 77 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:04,300 That was strange? 78 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,100 He's probably just out in the archives. 79 00:04:07,200 --> 00:04:07,700 There. 80 00:04:10,860 --> 00:04:12,840 Oh, is that the little Josefine? 81 00:04:13,100 --> 00:04:15,220 Has she been a good girl this year? 82 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,640 Birger, you sure did startle me. 83 00:04:17,660 --> 00:04:19,279 What do you say? Santa Claus himself. 84 00:04:19,720 --> 00:04:23,820 I found him last night on the Inventory chart from Christian, the first's time. 85 00:04:24,280 --> 00:04:26,800 Yes, back then he was called Saint Nikolaus. 86 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,700 But Santa, it sure is. 87 00:04:28,700 --> 00:04:30,120 No, how great, that is. 88 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,920 - Then we just lack a chimney. - Well, he can find that, himself. 89 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:36,260 Nah, we still have many traditions that need to be in place. 90 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:40,060 - But it shall succeed. - Yes before we know it, 91 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:41,560 then Christmas is back in place again. 92 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,360 Neat, finished, and straight to celebrate. 93 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,300 Just as one usually do. 94 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:47,760 Yes, unless there are some little things we want to change. 95 00:04:48,860 --> 00:04:49,480 Birger! 96 00:04:49,540 --> 00:04:53,240 Well, we agree that it is not all about Christmas that is pure happiness. 97 00:04:53,440 --> 00:04:55,900 Nah, think if you could move it 100 years back. 98 00:04:56,000 --> 00:04:57,860 Well wouldn't that be cheating? 99 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:00,940 Yes, but it wouldn't be so bad. 100 00:05:05,220 --> 00:05:09,640 in the old days, the roast pork tasted more salty 101 00:05:10,140 --> 00:05:13,540 in the old days, the roast duck smelled more like bird 102 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,460 and the tree was a little greener 103 00:05:16,680 --> 00:05:18,420 and the star was a little prettier 104 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:22,980 and the snow dropped down and put herb and bush into hiding 105 00:05:23,220 --> 00:05:26,400 in the old days, a pixie hat was more red 106 00:05:26,820 --> 00:05:31,400 in the old days, a small piece of fried twist was both big and crispy 107 00:05:31,820 --> 00:05:36,000 and the hearts were rounder, and the prunes were healthier 108 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:41,380 and there was like more rice in our rice porridge 109 00:05:42,380 --> 00:05:45,500 nowadays you get Christmas crunch that are wrapped in plastic, 110 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:52,080 and a duck served from a microwave, our porridge is imported, our pork is vaccinated, 111 00:05:52,120 --> 00:05:55,040 and my Christmas tree has grown in a greenhouse far from the forest 112 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:59,920 if I remember correctly, Christmas wasn't nearly as hollow 113 00:06:00,020 --> 00:06:04,800 in the good old days, there was Christmas more Christmas 114 00:06:05,500 --> 00:06:09,400 in the old days, people would go on visits and got mead mulled wine 115 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:14,480 and warm honey hearts cost nothing per piece 116 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:19,320 and the ovens were running, and horses in front of the carriages 117 00:06:19,420 --> 00:06:23,160 and whomever came as a guest got Christmas cakes and Christmas brew 118 00:06:23,260 --> 00:06:27,140 in the old days, the chimney were cozy and warm 119 00:06:27,500 --> 00:06:32,340 and there were always lights lit in every window sill 120 00:06:32,940 --> 00:06:36,520 and even though they were worn out, no one were particularly stressed 121 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:41,760 on the street there was like more congestion, than alarm 122 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,380 nowadays there is a rush and shoving 123 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:49,560 in an over crowded, super-efficient, well-located department store 124 00:06:50,020 --> 00:06:51,760 you are being rushed, everything is overly checked 125 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:54,960 from the sausage to the overstimulating music that encourages purchase 126 00:06:55,540 --> 00:07:00,080 if I remember correctly, Christmas wasn't nearly as hollow 127 00:07:00,440 --> 00:07:05,200 in the good old days, there was Christmas more Christmas. 128 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:11,200 Where is it we're going? Is it far? 129 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:13,000 Long and long... I had thought we should 130 00:07:13,080 --> 00:07:14,200 take a trip to Soenderborg. 131 00:07:14,740 --> 00:07:16,300 Soenderborg, it is in Jutland, doesn't it? 132 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,040 In Southern Jutland, or more precisely on the island of Als. 133 00:07:19,900 --> 00:07:21,420 Pyrus, you support Freya. 134 00:07:22,500 --> 00:07:24,180 But now, it is peaceful? 135 00:07:24,820 --> 00:07:27,240 Don't worry. With him we visit today, 136 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,520 there is more than peaceful. Come! 137 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:40,520 If this is peaceful, then I'm glad I won't listen when it's quiet. 138 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:43,220 I really don't understand it. 139 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:46,760 They hate it! They hate it! 140 00:07:48,060 --> 00:07:50,280 Nah, isn't that Guttenborg? 141 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,800 Come in my arms! 142 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,500 Good old Guttenborg, it's been long, huh? 143 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:58,380 And you've brought the kids with, I see? 144 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,920 It is now only my apprentice. 145 00:08:01,020 --> 00:08:02,800 Has the wizard got an apprentice? 146 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,660 Congratulations, young man! 147 00:08:06,220 --> 00:08:07,860 Now pay mind that you are behaving. 148 00:08:07,960 --> 00:08:09,720 Listen to what Master Guttenborg says, right? 149 00:08:09,720 --> 00:08:12,760 - Yes, yes, of course. - Yes, yes, of course. 150 00:08:13,140 --> 00:08:15,000 Seen the likes of a liar, huh? 151 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:17,860 Shouldn't the one bad boy know the other, huh? 152 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:22,200 I can see it in those eyes. Rather fun and trouble than learning, huh? 153 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:25,540 Yes, yes, that's how I had it too, and see where it led me. 154 00:08:26,140 --> 00:08:28,900 - My own private prison. - Prison? 155 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,300 Yes, you see... King Christian, the 2nd here was 156 00:08:32,539 --> 00:08:35,360 locked away by King Frederic, the 1st. Now, however, the king is called Christian the Third. 157 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,799 But his namesake is still here. 158 00:08:38,799 --> 00:08:39,900 No, how strict. 159 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:41,640 So, old friend, not any ill words of the king. 160 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:44,220 You know, he couldn't let me go, even if he wanted to. 161 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,040 Besides, I get out in 49. 162 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:48,760 Well, have they promised you that? 163 00:08:48,820 --> 00:08:50,900 Nah, your teacher has told me that. 164 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:52,960 I didn't think we were allowed to. 165 00:08:53,060 --> 00:08:56,740 No, not really, but 17 years is a terribly long 166 00:08:56,740 --> 00:08:58,800 time to sit in prison, so... 167 00:08:58,800 --> 00:09:02,770 Besides, we had shared a good jar of port wine, as far as I remember, huh? 168 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:04,640 But listen, what became of the young lady? 169 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:07,920 Yes, she is unfortunately a bit unwell today. 170 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:10,540 Oh, golly. Well, let me hear what is up? 171 00:09:10,820 --> 00:09:13,400 I have learned a few small tricks from Mother Sigbrit. 172 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:14,640 By who's mother? 173 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,820 Mother Sigbrit, who is the mother to Dyveke. 174 00:09:17,500 --> 00:09:19,760 Well yes, how stupid I am. 175 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:24,480 Well, I could have told myself too, Dyveke. Who is she, then? 176 00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:29,940 Dyveke, the nicest woman who has put her adorable feet on the ground. 177 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:32,580 Now she is unfortunately in paradise. 178 00:09:33,080 --> 00:09:35,080 In paradise? No, I don't think so. 179 00:09:35,220 --> 00:09:37,140 Yes, I certainly do not hope, 180 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,740 because I have looked forward to meeting her again... down there. 181 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,880 Who says you end up there? 182 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:44,840 Oh, you're a friendly man, old friend. 183 00:09:45,200 --> 00:09:48,960 But frankly, the Stockholm bloodbath sealed my death sentence. 184 00:09:49,020 --> 00:09:51,920 No, I have long since earned the eternal fire. 185 00:09:52,180 --> 00:09:54,420 But now back to the patient. 186 00:09:54,660 --> 00:09:56,240 Where does it hurt, my pretty? 187 00:09:58,640 --> 00:10:01,240 Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop, Boop. 188 00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:06,540 Ah! Ha, ha, ha! 189 00:10:07,220 --> 00:10:08,760 Miss Brahe! Miss Brahe! 190 00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,040 Josefine! 191 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,400 Birger, what's going on? 192 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:13,540 I think it's something with my back. 193 00:10:14,040 --> 00:10:15,420 It... it's stuck. 194 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,960 Well, have you've got witch shot? (lumbago.) Let me help you a little. 195 00:10:18,140 --> 00:10:19,840 - I can't, carefully. - Yes. 196 00:10:19,900 --> 00:10:20,960 Gently. 197 00:10:21,180 --> 00:10:22,260 - Slowly, slowly. - Yes. 198 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:23,600 - I have you. - I can't. 199 00:10:23,740 --> 00:10:25,680 I can't, I can't, I... oh! 200 00:10:25,700 --> 00:10:25,860 Come! 201 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:29,480 Oh, oh, don't move. 202 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:31,840 But Birger, we can't stand like this for the rest of our lives. 203 00:10:31,880 --> 00:10:34,240 Yeah, I'll have to. I have 204 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:37,700 to, I, I'll come down, I'll come, I'm coming down, oh, oh, oh, oh. 205 00:10:37,940 --> 00:10:41,000 - I have you. - Yes, yeah, I'm grabbing here, so, 206 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,720 oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, no, oh, oh, oh. 207 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,860 Birger, we better see to get you moved 208 00:10:45,860 --> 00:10:47,680 into the office so we can do something about that back. 209 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:50,080 Yes, oh, just so I'll get up again someday. 210 00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:55,080 Uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. 211 00:10:59,550 --> 00:11:02,090 Well, it was a dreadful story though. 212 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:05,830 Now let's see if Mother Sigbrit doesn't have something that may help. 213 00:11:05,910 --> 00:11:08,510 Uh, uh, thank you very much, but, I already feel much better now. 214 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:11,050 So, so, now you must not take the pleasure from me, 215 00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,390 it is so rare that I am allowed to use this book. 216 00:11:13,510 --> 00:11:15,030 What do you really have it for? 217 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:18,050 As far as I know, you are always healthy and well. 218 00:11:18,050 --> 00:11:24,330 Yes, it is true, but there is a recipe for spiced schnaps that turns the legs away from one. 219 00:11:25,510 --> 00:11:27,310 Yes, let's see. We need a pot. 220 00:11:27,630 --> 00:11:28,510 It must be the one there. 221 00:11:28,930 --> 00:11:30,490 Was it the one who that made noise when we arrived? 222 00:11:30,670 --> 00:11:31,970 What is it really? 223 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,550 It's a rumble pot. Don't you know one like this? 224 00:11:34,770 --> 00:11:37,590 It's the one that the kids run around and make a noise at for Christmas. 225 00:11:37,770 --> 00:11:40,030 My guardians want me to be completely quiet, 226 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:42,110 so actually I made it to tease them a little. 227 00:11:42,430 --> 00:11:44,100 Yes, yes. But how does it work? 228 00:11:44,110 --> 00:11:46,070 Any child knows that. 229 00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:51,570 You take a pig bladder and come across such a fine clay jar here. 230 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:54,750 And then you stick a feather down in the middle, moisturize it a little... 231 00:11:54,990 --> 00:11:55,750 There. 232 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:57,450 And then you rub it, like this. 233 00:11:59,930 --> 00:12:00,390 Cool! 234 00:12:00,490 --> 00:12:01,510 A cool sound! 235 00:12:01,870 --> 00:12:02,650 Look at dad here. 236 00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:04,430 On air. Rumble pot. 237 00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,440 Now stop, I hardly touch you. 238 00:12:21,660 --> 00:12:23,840 Ahh, it feels like daggers in the back. 239 00:12:23,940 --> 00:12:24,980 Yes, with all respect, Birger. 240 00:12:25,060 --> 00:12:27,340 Your physical form also leaves a lot to be desired. 241 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:28,720 Yes, that's impossible. 242 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,380 I rush in and out of that archive all day... long. 243 00:12:32,540 --> 00:12:33,560 Yes, that's not nearly enough. 244 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:36,080 Maybe I should put a small program assortment together for you. 245 00:12:36,260 --> 00:12:37,620 There. Try to get up. 246 00:12:37,720 --> 00:12:38,600 Yes, yes, yes. 247 00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:40,280 I'm trying. 248 00:12:43,880 --> 00:12:45,940 Ye... Ahh, now it's even worse. 249 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:49,420 Oops, a lot of more severe means must be needed. 250 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:51,960 Birger, come here. Stick your arms around me now. 251 00:12:52,020 --> 00:12:52,580 Why though? 252 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,100 Yes, I will try to crack your back. 253 00:12:55,220 --> 00:12:56,740 But now finally gently. 254 00:12:57,300 --> 00:12:58,060 Come here, Birger. 255 00:12:58,180 --> 00:12:59,660 After all, it's cracked already. 256 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,100 Now do gently, gently, gently. 257 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,160 This is impossible to do carefully. 258 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:03,780 - There! - Av! 259 00:13:05,140 --> 00:13:07,060 I had to pick up... 260 00:13:07,060 --> 00:13:09,220 Sorry, I'll come back later. 261 00:13:09,420 --> 00:13:11,560 Set me down! 262 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,140 There. 263 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,860 And then a little schnaps. 264 00:13:25,020 --> 00:13:27,560 Now not too much. 265 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,500 She can easily withstand that. 266 00:13:30,660 --> 00:13:33,200 So, now it's... 267 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:37,520 Yes, that it is. 268 00:13:38,740 --> 00:13:40,980 And then a little forever green. 269 00:13:41,180 --> 00:13:42,980 It must then become Christmas May. 270 00:13:43,180 --> 00:13:45,100 Christmas, what kind of nut? 271 00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:47,700 Tell me once, do you never celebrate Christmas at home? 272 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:49,220 Do you never mow the living rooms out? 273 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:53,380 Oh! You mean Christmas decorations. 274 00:13:53,520 --> 00:13:55,720 Forever green, reminders of May. 275 00:13:55,900 --> 00:13:59,220 - Do you never do that? - Now we do, I assure you of that. 276 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:02,340 Yes, I have never liked that spruce, 277 00:14:02,620 --> 00:14:04,200 but I know my guardians can't stand it, 278 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,720 so I think I should do it. 279 00:14:06,040 --> 00:14:09,980 It's something I've gathered on my sparse strolls in the area. 280 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,780 Christmas spruce, isn't it just lovely? 281 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,920 Do you want something with you home? I can easily do without. 282 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:16,940 No, many thanks. May we? 283 00:14:17,260 --> 00:14:18,360 Well, it doesn't matter. 284 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,720 - After all, it just disappears like... - Like the other things in the books. 285 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,600 Unless the king himself brings it home to us. 286 00:14:25,380 --> 00:14:26,380 Oh, old friend. 287 00:14:26,720 --> 00:14:29,420 You know I don't like being there. 288 00:14:30,980 --> 00:14:32,620 Why not? 289 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,620 I feel so small there. 290 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,020 And I'm small enough here, already. 291 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,580 What's the matter with being small? 292 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:42,100 Not for pixies, but for kings. 293 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,900 Yes, but if all you kings had been a little smaller, 294 00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:48,740 then it could be that Denmark's history had looked a little different. 295 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,160 Pyrus! 296 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,220 But, that's right! 297 00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:56,220 Come on with, and I'll show you how cool it is to be small. 298 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,900 when you are small, a shoe box is big 299 00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:07,180 if you were bigger, it would be smaller 300 00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:14,680 and that would prevent pixies from living where they do 301 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,340 when you are small, the porridge fills so much more 302 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:24,060 if you were bigger, there would be fewer 303 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,520 filled bowls and crunch 304 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:31,300 if so, you would have to need more 305 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:38,480 when you are small, there is space where other thinks there is too crowded 306 00:15:38,580 --> 00:15:44,360 we wash clothes in cognac glas, and several meters, that's far 307 00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:49,240 if you were bigger, yes, then the world would suddenly be small 308 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:53,200 if you are small, then the world is just right 309 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:04,240 when you are small, you are not very heavy 310 00:16:04,580 --> 00:16:09,080 if you were bigger, you would weigh too much to play 311 00:16:09,260 --> 00:16:14,360 if you are small, you stay young longer 312 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,860 when you are small, you can quickly hide 313 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,180 if you were bigger, you couldn't hide 314 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:25,640 as fast from other's glances 315 00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:31,420 but a pixie, you will likely only see at Christmas 316 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:37,160 when you are small, there is space where other thinks there is too crowded 317 00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:44,180 we wash clothes in cognac glas, and several meters, that's far 318 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:49,060 if you were bigger, yes, then the world would suddenly be small 319 00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:53,040 if you are small, then the world is just right 320 00:16:53,220 --> 00:16:56,160 if you were bigger, the world would be too small 321 00:16:56,360 --> 00:17:00,020 but now it is actually big and we are small 322 00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,980 and it is pretty comfortable. 323 00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,980 Yes, yes, I can see what you mean. 324 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,980 If I had been just as tiny, I could have more easily escaped my prison. 325 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,980 Thanks for the tea, I'm already feeling a lot better. 326 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,080 Yes, what did I say? Mother Sigbrit is a genuine witch! 327 00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:30,980 Incredibly that she never was burnt at the stakes. 328 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,980 Yes, then we need to mow out. 329 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,980 Gracious! 330 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,020 Do you have a torture cellar here? 331 00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:49,940 Like that. 332 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,660 - Did it help? - How would I know? 333 00:17:52,720 --> 00:17:54,340 I'm already cracked vertically. 334 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:56,280 Well, I'll just take a trip the other way. 335 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:07,240 Oh, that's creepy. It reminds me of Stockholm. 336 00:18:07,360 --> 00:18:08,960 He apparently has back pain. 337 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:10,480 Well, she walks on him too. 338 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,440 You don't think there's anything in 339 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:15,060 - your book that could help on a bad back? - Yes, of course it does. 340 00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:16,740 But it is the smallest art. 341 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:18,320 But I would rather not get rid of it. 342 00:18:18,540 --> 00:18:19,800 Well, you don't have to. 343 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:21,480 Well, we can just write it off and... 344 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,640 The sooner, the better! 345 00:18:31,460 --> 00:18:35,820 It is simply the stiffest back I've ever seen. 346 00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:39,500 - I simply have no idea what to do. - Just let me lie down here and die in peace. 347 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,420 Maybe a chiropractor could help. 348 00:18:41,860 --> 00:18:44,040 A very, very large and very, very strong chiropractor. 349 00:18:45,660 --> 00:18:46,680 Yes, come in. 350 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,040 Uh, I mean, come out. 351 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:50,540 Is there anyone in there? 352 00:18:51,820 --> 00:18:52,580 Bullseye! 353 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:55,180 Yes, yes, but did it come in through the door? 354 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,120 Yes, I think so. 355 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,380 Pyrus just managed to correct it at the last minute. 356 00:18:58,540 --> 00:19:00,780 Fine, then fetch him in here. 357 00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:04,400 Fantastic, it's totally like being in a sea battle again. 358 00:19:04,540 --> 00:19:07,160 Yes, but now we are probably not in a total secret anymore. 359 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,840 Yes, uh... can one try? 360 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:18,540 Well, I have no idea where the prescription is coming from, but now, now we try. 361 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,220 Ah, that's nice. 362 00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,560 I want to even say it feels nice. 363 00:19:23,840 --> 00:19:26,460 Yes, yes, whomever it is that has come up with it, 364 00:19:26,940 --> 00:19:28,720 then at least they knows what they're talking about. 365 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,500 I don't care if it's Christian the 1st, 366 00:19:30,720 --> 00:19:33,140 I just want to say so many thanks. Av! 367 00:19:33,420 --> 00:19:35,040 Christian the 1st. Pfft. 368 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,940 Yes, yes, yes, yes. 369 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:40,400 We know better. 370 00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,000 Give me five. 371 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,040 Wonder if he means... 372 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,060 Alright! 373 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,779 in the attic sits the pixie, why is he sitting there? 374 00:20:04,879 --> 00:20:07,859 when it's down in the living room the real fun happens 375 00:20:07,960 --> 00:20:10,880 a pixie life is too predictable and sad 376 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:14,239 even Santa looks like a tourist, nowadays 377 00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:21,520 the white Christmas wives, cake men and wives are old traditions 378 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:28,200 but why should Christmas always look like the one we had last? 379 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:34,220 I want to have some movement in it, song in it, more swing and bang in it 380 00:20:34,679 --> 00:20:37,179 out with pixie beer 381 00:20:37,739 --> 00:20:42,299 out with pixie beard, it's filled with moth anyway 382 00:20:42,839 --> 00:20:49,160 I want to get bang in it, a beat in it, and party all day long in it 383 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:58,540 why should one get bored because it's Christmas? Do like me. Make Christmas more cool 384 00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:11,459 small pixie I journeyed, but where did the voyage go? 385 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,980 us pixies always go for a travel, but return home again 386 00:21:13,980 --> 00:21:17,040 why is the hat red, when it could be violet? 387 00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:23,019 why is it pointy, when it could be a cap? 388 00:21:23,579 --> 00:21:26,339 for my sake, you can remove both Christmas tree and star 389 00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:34,060 it is hopelessly outdated, but I would much rather hear cool music and dance closely 390 00:21:34,159 --> 00:21:41,140 I want to have some movement in it, song in it, more swing and bang in it 391 00:21:41,179 --> 00:21:43,359 out with pixie beer 392 00:21:43,859 --> 00:21:49,340 out with pixie beard, it's filled with moth anyway 393 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:55,279 I want to get bang in it, a beat in it, and party all day long in it 394 00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:58,359 why should one get bored because it's Christmas? 395 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:04,359 do like me. Make Christmas more cool 396 00:22:05,399 --> 00:22:11,359 the Christmas we have today is pacing out there in all in too low a gear 397 00:22:11,799 --> 00:22:16,320 I step the speeder all the way down while I say 398 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:23,470 I want to have some movement in it, song in it, more swing and bang in it 399 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:26,339 out with pixie beer 400 00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:32,320 out with pixie beard, it's filled with moth anyway 401 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:38,480 I want to get bang in it, a beat in it, and party all day long in it 402 00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,620 why should one get bored because it's Christmas? 403 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:49,820 do like me. Make Christmas more cool. 404 00:22:58,799 --> 00:23:00,820 it will be Christmas 405 00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:05,480 Christmas is over 406 00:23:06,220 --> 00:23:09,480 good thing we know, more will come, 407 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:13,480 Christmas you can always trust 408 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:16,480 Christmas is old and Christmas is new 409 00:23:17,210 --> 00:23:20,430 christmas is never the same 410 00:23:21,570 --> 00:23:24,390 Christmas is like a morning dawn 411 00:23:25,030 --> 00:23:28,030 a new painting in an ancient frame 412 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,390 christmas remains even as the years pass 413 00:23:32,590 --> 00:23:38,770 therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year 414 00:23:39,290 --> 00:23:45,670 and when the hat is red, and the tree is green and the stars yellow, 415 00:23:47,290 --> 00:23:49,970 it is Christmas 416 00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:55,080 Christmas is old and Christmas is new 417 00:23:55,210 --> 00:23:58,430 christmas is never the same 418 00:23:58,870 --> 00:24:02,190 Christmas is like a morning dawn 419 00:24:02,330 --> 00:24:06,030 a new painting in an ancient frame 420 00:24:06,170 --> 00:24:09,390 christmas remains even as the years pass 421 00:24:09,890 --> 00:24:15,770 therefore, we know we will have an all-time Christmas this year 422 00:24:17,220 --> 00:24:22,520 Christmas this year, an all-time Christmas. 423 00:24:25,940 --> 00:24:30,539 --- Subtitles by Essery.2025. ---