1 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,880 it's Christmas, so what? 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,720 who is happy and why? 3 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:12,000 does skiing make you happy? 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,640 Christmas is as good as it gets 5 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,460 snow and sleet, and sip and slush 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,620 so we look forward till it is over 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,180 everything goes down the hill at breakneck speed 8 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:28,320 and soon the Christmas pixie is starting to die out, so march 9 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,200 it's pure therapy 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,140 it's mass hysteria 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,660 we are so sad to mention it, but... 12 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:39,280 now it's Christmas in the treadmill again 13 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:42,140 it's Christmas, X-M-A-S 14 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,940 God, how commercial it is 15 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,100 soon, the air will be filled with fraud and trickery 16 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:51,900 Christmas is, as you know, always is an inconvenience 17 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,280 because it sets the most extreme demands, 18 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,100 but in a time when no one really knows what they want 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,580 it is the last straw we can cling to 20 00:01:03,739 --> 00:01:07,480 has it first gotten through your joyous child-like mind, 21 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,920 you'll be mindlessly joyously sick, 22 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:14,400 then it's Christmas in the treadmill yet again. 23 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:18,400 CHRISTMAS IN THE OLD THREADMILL. 24 00:01:20,220 --> 00:01:22,920 Flemming, hurry. Wake up. 25 00:01:23,740 --> 00:01:25,760 - I have changed my mind. - Well, well. 26 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,340 - I have regretted. - What? 27 00:01:27,460 --> 00:01:32,960 Everything. I have had a dream, a vision, a revelation. 28 00:01:33,660 --> 00:01:35,120 Berit, if it's about starting a new life, 29 00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:36,840 can't it wait until after the Christmas holidays? 30 00:01:36,980 --> 00:01:40,340 Suddenly, to my inner gaze, I saw the two of us together alone. 31 00:01:40,540 --> 00:01:44,800 No, fucking drunk and on shalom skis, on way down some deadly-sick French mountain. 32 00:01:45,300 --> 00:01:47,800 Berit, I don't want to hear any more about it. 33 00:01:47,860 --> 00:01:50,400 No, Flemming. On the sofa, on Christmas Eve, 34 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,400 surrounded by crunches and nuts, 35 00:01:53,400 --> 00:01:55,040 and decorations and greens, 36 00:01:55,840 --> 00:02:00,180 and crispy rinds and brown sauce, and with our children on my lap. 37 00:02:00,180 --> 00:02:01,380 Our children? 38 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:02,520 Yes, yes, you know those... 39 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,520 Kim and Louise, at approximately seven and nine years old. 40 00:02:06,460 --> 00:02:08,639 Oh, what a pity they have disappeared. 41 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:10,240 Oh, but my God, if they're not at that daycare home, 42 00:02:10,340 --> 00:02:12,550 they're probably somewhere else. Now think about it. 43 00:02:14,020 --> 00:02:15,740 Weren't you the one who handed them in last? 44 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:17,900 Yes, but I just can't remember where. 45 00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:20,500 I mean I drove them to badminton in April, 46 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:21,800 and then they went to camp school. 47 00:02:24,860 --> 00:02:27,600 It is also too bad that they are never here when you need them. 48 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:31,320 Isn't there something about them coming home when they get hungry? 49 00:02:31,700 --> 00:02:34,740 Oh, why should they do that? There is never a crumb in the house. 50 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:36,900 What are you doing now? 51 00:02:37,100 --> 00:02:39,040 I write lists. 52 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:41,060 Yes, Flemming, lists. 53 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,300 Our descendants, must not remember, their childhood 54 00:02:44,400 --> 00:02:47,800 home as cold and indifferent and devoid of brown cakes. 55 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,080 We are not allowed to hinder them in their 56 00:02:50,180 --> 00:02:53,120 upbringing and deprive them of one of the most 57 00:02:53,220 --> 00:02:56,220 beautiful and warmest events in the history of culture. 58 00:02:56,880 --> 00:02:59,880 Berit, does that mean 59 00:02:59,980 --> 00:03:02,900 we will have roast pork and all that? 60 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,700 - Yes. - Oh no, it's almost unbearable. 61 00:03:06,920 --> 00:03:09,320 Oh, Flemming, together we can do it. 62 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,520 Remember, as parents we have a responsibility. 63 00:03:12,980 --> 00:03:14,620 - We do? - Yes. 64 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:17,240 Oh, I can almost see it all. 65 00:03:17,800 --> 00:03:19,280 Just except how we can afford it. 66 00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:24,460 Well, it could be that the postman suddenly turns up with something unexpected. 67 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,800 Congratulations, congratulations. 68 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,960 Yes, then Christmas should have been saved after all. 69 00:03:31,140 --> 00:03:33,480 Here you go. A sack from Sudan. 70 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,560 - From Sudan? - Yes, it's your old tuxedo. 71 00:03:36,860 --> 00:03:39,080 They couldn't use it down there. The thing with the sway in the pants. 72 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:40,600 It doesn't work these days. 73 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:42,680 They are not that far behind either. 74 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:44,620 Well, okay, I have more for you. 75 00:03:44,700 --> 00:03:46,400 Look here, I have them here. 76 00:03:47,020 --> 00:03:50,440 Your tax returns from the last ten years. 77 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:53,720 Which I accidentally put in the sack 78 00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:56,420 by mistake on Saturday, the 16th. 79 00:03:56,740 --> 00:04:00,680 And which has now been approved by the administration down there. 80 00:04:00,780 --> 00:04:03,640 Does this mean that my entire finances are saved? 81 00:04:03,780 --> 00:04:05,900 For reasons, which is too farfetched to go into here? 82 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:07,860 Yes, yes, you can see for yourself here. 83 00:04:07,940 --> 00:04:11,900 You have been deleted from the register of bad payers. 84 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:15,320 You can see your name is there. Right under the Minister of Finance. 85 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:16,640 Oh, Flemming. 86 00:04:16,880 --> 00:04:21,220 Then this whole damn chain of devilish intrigue and misunderstandings 87 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:25,080 and unfortunate circumstances which almost had disastrous consequences. 88 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:26,520 There's finally an end. 89 00:04:26,660 --> 00:04:30,060 Yes, yes, now you have to look here. Then I even have two letters to you. 90 00:04:30,360 --> 00:04:32,500 But I think you should wait to open them until tonight. 91 00:04:32,780 --> 00:04:34,940 And then you might be in for a surprise. 92 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,940 Well, Merry Christmas, or whatever it'll be. 93 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,600 are you friendly with the birds of the sky. 94 00:04:43,820 --> 00:04:47,880 Oh, now this uncertainty is finally over. 95 00:04:47,880 --> 00:04:52,000 Oh, now it's going to be Christmas, Christmas, so it's blasting off. 96 00:04:52,140 --> 00:04:53,820 Do you now also think that those children will come home? 97 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:57,700 I know it. Oh, such a thing a mother knows. 98 00:04:58,260 --> 00:04:59,900 A mother? 99 00:05:00,340 --> 00:05:04,020 Yeah, you know, the kind of warn and lush 100 00:05:04,060 --> 00:05:06,080 one with red cheeks and bright eyes 101 00:05:06,220 --> 00:05:07,420 who plays the piano and bake buns, right? 102 00:05:08,160 --> 00:05:09,940 Now the two of us are going to the supermarket. 103 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:11,440 Cost what it will. 104 00:05:11,580 --> 00:05:14,420 Yes, Berit. We do it. 105 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,620 Maybe, maybe there is sold-out, maybe we get trampled, 106 00:05:17,700 --> 00:05:18,860 but we will complete it. 107 00:05:18,900 --> 00:05:20,400 If it will be the last thing we do. 108 00:05:20,580 --> 00:05:22,980 Now fully and completely calm. No panic. 109 00:05:23,620 --> 00:05:26,920 Now we have to be cold-blooded and not let it run amok with us. 110 00:05:27,060 --> 00:05:30,480 Now you have to see. I have a plan of the area here. 111 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:33,740 Flemming, that is. 112 00:05:35,840 --> 00:05:38,120 And then I would like a white Toyota Corolla with 113 00:05:38,220 --> 00:05:40,720 a hatchback and central locking and rear bumper. 114 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,700 Well, Berit, we have to discuss it with those presents. 115 00:05:44,780 --> 00:05:46,000 Only for the kids. 116 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:48,980 We must always keep in mind that we are only here for the sake of the children. 117 00:05:49,080 --> 00:05:50,260 Understood? 118 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:53,480 No, how adorable it is. Good day. 119 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,720 I would like one like that. 120 00:05:56,160 --> 00:05:57,820 Well, who couldn't? 121 00:05:58,280 --> 00:06:01,580 It's Barbie's divorce attorney Gordon. 122 00:06:01,660 --> 00:06:03,640 Notice the big brown eyes. 123 00:06:03,740 --> 00:06:04,940 It can do everything. 124 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:06,960 Well, here we have you. 125 00:06:07,220 --> 00:06:09,920 We have simply been so worried about you. 126 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:13,700 Yes, yes, because you hear so much about accidents 127 00:06:13,700 --> 00:06:17,600 and foreclosures and ski holidays and all that sort of thing. 128 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:20,640 Well, well, what kind of Christmas are we going to have this year? 129 00:06:20,700 --> 00:06:24,120 Should it be the standard edition, or should we go for the luxury 130 00:06:24,120 --> 00:06:27,640 model, the one with red ribbons and prunes and the whole mess? 131 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,700 I would suggest that, we do that ourselves this year. 132 00:06:29,780 --> 00:06:32,540 I think we'll just take a trip on our own. Right, Flemming? 133 00:06:32,740 --> 00:06:35,100 You must be welcome. But be careful. 134 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,660 The Lord works in mysterious ways. 135 00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:40,180 But once you've seen the light, you have 136 00:06:40,460 --> 00:06:42,700 to go to the right, down by the red beets. 137 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,040 And then you just have to follow your heart, love your next, 138 00:06:46,040 --> 00:06:48,720 and remember that we are closed on Tuesday and Wednesday. 139 00:06:48,980 --> 00:06:51,400 And then go out and show what you can do. 140 00:06:51,540 --> 00:06:54,040 We must not have so much as a gram more 141 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,860 than what is written on our note. Right Flemming? 142 00:06:56,020 --> 00:06:58,980 Come on. Not as much as a gram. 143 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:02,740 All your goods... 144 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,000 There, now no more will be bought, Flemming. 145 00:07:07,000 --> 00:07:09,120 Yes, I'm stubborn there, you. 146 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:18,080 No, geez. 147 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:20,540 Berit, how are we going to fit all of this? 148 00:07:20,880 --> 00:07:22,900 I thought we should stick to the sensible plan? 149 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:24,360 Oh, Flemming. 150 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,420 Christmas has nothing to do with reason. 151 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,840 It is a passion. 152 00:07:28,960 --> 00:07:30,860 It is something that that is stronger than us. 153 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,760 Something you're not the master of. 154 00:07:33,820 --> 00:07:36,300 And now, now I want to bake. 155 00:07:39,380 --> 00:07:42,940 I just slap a little dough together and stir it around 156 00:07:42,940 --> 00:07:45,920 in a ruff, and then I dump them right out on the plate. 157 00:07:46,620 --> 00:07:48,140 Such little men. 158 00:07:48,940 --> 00:07:51,380 And then I knock them into the oven. 159 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:57,200 Then, and then I just wait until it smell 160 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:59,820 brown and crisp, and then I rip them out again. 161 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:04,700 So, and then they just have to have a little glaze. There. 162 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:09,740 There must always be a few cake men in the house, then 163 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:12,100 they just need to have some eyes. 164 00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:17,540 Some big, brown eyes. 165 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,580 Then, I think I'll pop some of these lozenges. 166 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,420 Oh, God no, Flemming. 167 00:08:27,220 --> 00:08:28,920 I don't think I can pull it off. 168 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,320 These are French lentils. 169 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:34,960 Oh, these memories. 170 00:08:39,120 --> 00:08:40,800 Calm down, we mustn't give up. 171 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:42,480 After all, the children can be here at any moment. 172 00:08:42,580 --> 00:08:45,180 After all, they have to be cut and paste. 173 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,540 There is always so much paperwork. 174 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:52,040 Well, never mind, as long as we don't suddenly get a visit from Sysser and Kurt. 175 00:08:52,180 --> 00:08:54,140 - "I WEAVE HEARTS." - Hello, Sysse and Kurt. 176 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,420 God, here you are, yes. 177 00:08:58,860 --> 00:09:03,700 I just went in somewhere, a random dead sick place, 178 00:09:03,700 --> 00:09:06,640 because we thought that there must be someone at home. 179 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:09,800 - Isn't that right, Kurt? - Yes, we thought so. 180 00:09:10,080 --> 00:09:14,440 No, what kind of decoration, have you seen how splendid, Sysser-mouse? 181 00:09:14,660 --> 00:09:18,000 It's completely corny with that decoration here. 182 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:22,740 Oh yes, good thing we don't have to celebrate Christmas. 183 00:09:22,740 --> 00:09:25,500 Yeah, whoa, that must be hideous. 184 00:09:25,940 --> 00:09:27,760 And then those children. 185 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:30,560 No, how burdensome it must be. 186 00:09:31,340 --> 00:09:34,980 Yes, I could get all the children I point at. 187 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:40,420 Yes, yes, but 6-8 square meters will go each time. 188 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:44,200 So we don't want that, do we, Sysser Mouse? 189 00:09:44,560 --> 00:09:45,740 Yes, nah, nah... 190 00:09:46,100 --> 00:09:50,520 Oh yes, yes, God, sweet Berit. 191 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:54,760 You wouldn't bother tinkering with this 192 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:59,680 delicate Hawaiian flower for a week, would you? 193 00:10:00,380 --> 00:10:03,660 While Kurt and I get a little closer to 194 00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:05,600 each other in Val d'Isère. 195 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:08,180 Yes, because you are such a homebody. 196 00:10:09,440 --> 00:10:11,540 Ugh, ugh. 197 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:13,340 Oh. 198 00:10:13,520 --> 00:10:16,440 No, phew. Oh. 199 00:10:16,460 --> 00:10:18,160 No, but oh my god. 200 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,500 No, no, ugh, no. 201 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,180 No, Kurt, no. 202 00:10:23,640 --> 00:10:25,780 I can't do that. 203 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,880 Do you want? 204 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:32,280 - It's homemade. - Is it homemade? 205 00:10:33,820 --> 00:10:38,520 No, now we really have to run, don't we, Sysser Mouse? 206 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:41,660 We really need to get home and laugh together now. 207 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,440 We have so much to laugh about. 208 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:48,200 No, God, Kurt, have you seen here? 209 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:53,240 No, look, they haven't even had time to open their mail. 210 00:10:55,940 --> 00:10:57,380 Oh, yes, yes, yes. 211 00:10:59,240 --> 00:11:00,900 Sysser Mouse. 212 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:04,280 Suddenly it all just seems so insurmountable. 213 00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:07,300 You are also doing it completely wrong. 214 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:12,900 That one has to go down there, and then you have to have fun. 215 00:11:13,480 --> 00:11:15,340 - I do that too. - Not enough. 216 00:11:16,820 --> 00:11:19,500 It is completely too much to do everything yourself. 217 00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:20,820 Then do something. 218 00:11:21,460 --> 00:11:25,500 Then go out and cut down a Christmas tree, or build a snowman. 219 00:11:25,700 --> 00:11:27,280 Why are you just sitting there? 220 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,880 Run down to the gas station and buy some powdered sugar. 221 00:11:36,460 --> 00:11:40,360 There, Berit, now we sit down and learn some of the rules for all these games. 222 00:11:40,520 --> 00:11:43,440 And practice and read aloud to the children 223 00:11:43,440 --> 00:11:45,000 and find out that we have to do 224 00:11:45,000 --> 00:11:47,220 together with them in the long, long free time. 225 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:51,180 Maybe we could go to a Zoological Garden or something. 226 00:11:52,500 --> 00:11:56,260 Then we will rip open this exciting Christmas letter. 227 00:11:56,760 --> 00:11:58,900 Can't you feel that it already helps on the mood? 228 00:11:59,940 --> 00:12:02,240 God, Fleming, it's from the kids. 229 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,000 Is it from the kids? 230 00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:09,020 Yes, you know, those Kim and Louise, aged seven and nine respectively. 231 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,110 No, what do they write? 232 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,940 They write that they live at a boarding school in Japan. 233 00:12:15,740 --> 00:12:17,980 At a boarding school in Japan? 234 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:22,220 Yes, it says that they learn everything according to the Suzuki method. 235 00:12:22,320 --> 00:12:25,820 - What is it all about? - Whoever finishes first gets a motorcycle. 236 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:29,160 And Fleming, they'll be over there all Christmas. 237 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:34,280 Oh, Berit, it still gives a stab in one's old registered 238 00:12:34,280 --> 00:12:36,960 accountant heart when they fly from the nest at that age. 239 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,140 Imagine, they have become Japanese. 240 00:12:41,100 --> 00:12:43,760 Efficient and without leisure. 241 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:47,180 Everything that the rest of us have always dreamed of. 242 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,120 Does that mean I have to sit there 243 00:12:50,220 --> 00:12:52,720 with you an entire Christmas? 244 00:12:53,380 --> 00:12:57,920 Without contact with any warm and living beings. 245 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,420 While others enjoy themselves in front of a chimney in Val d'Isère? 246 00:13:01,560 --> 00:13:03,580 Well, yes, but you have to learn to prioritize. 247 00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:05,960 And now the public sector has confiscated those tickets 248 00:13:05,970 --> 00:13:07,200 because we didn't pay for our daycare home. 249 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,360 And even if the children don't attend it anymore, it is far from certain... 250 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:13,400 Oh God, no! 251 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,400 "FROM THE PUBLIC SECTOR." 252 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:21,700 Voilá! 253 00:13:21,870 --> 00:13:25,370 We are hereby returning two pieces of ski holiday tickets. 254 00:13:26,410 --> 00:13:27,450 Oh, Flemming! 255 00:13:28,010 --> 00:13:29,990 Shouldn't we just throw them away? 256 00:13:30,570 --> 00:13:33,010 No, we're leaving. Cost what it will! 257 00:13:33,330 --> 00:13:35,650 There's no reason to sit here and 258 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:37,370 fidget when the kids aren't home anyway. 259 00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:39,130 Well, we can easily fidget alone. 260 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:40,950 And what about all the food? 261 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,850 Yes, it's going in the freezer. 262 00:13:42,910 --> 00:13:44,990 It might be we're coming home for next year, right? 263 00:13:46,030 --> 00:13:48,430 Um, Fleming, pull yourself together. 264 00:13:48,810 --> 00:13:50,990 Well, everyone needs to go on skiing holiday once in a while. 265 00:13:51,010 --> 00:13:52,210 It is something you have to go through. 266 00:13:52,950 --> 00:13:54,530 Now try to look here in the leaflet, right? 267 00:13:54,550 --> 00:13:56,150 They are all smiling. 268 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,890 Don't you think it's a trick photo? 269 00:13:58,330 --> 00:14:00,790 It's guaranteed a broken femurs, the lot of them. 270 00:14:01,350 --> 00:14:02,930 Oh Berit, why can't we just stay home? 271 00:14:02,990 --> 00:14:04,450 I had been looking forward so much. 272 00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:05,810 Yes, so had I. 273 00:14:06,150 --> 00:14:07,830 This is too much, this. 274 00:14:07,910 --> 00:14:10,670 Flemming, I think fate had a hand in it. 275 00:14:10,750 --> 00:14:13,770 I think it is a the higher power's will that we two 276 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,670 should be subjected to all these inhuman trials. 277 00:14:17,670 --> 00:14:20,430 Flemming, we must bury our 278 00:14:20,530 --> 00:14:23,490 dead and continue the fight. 279 00:14:24,090 --> 00:14:26,770 Well, you needed that tux, after all. 280 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:31,290 Yes, it didn't become Christmas after all. 281 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:35,810 We had hoped till the end, but it was not to be. 282 00:14:37,070 --> 00:14:39,930 Who knows what awaits us in Val d'Isère? 283 00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:45,410 Maybe we will be happy, some of us. Maybe we will be ruined. 284 00:14:45,510 --> 00:14:47,150 Maybe we just catch a cold. I don't know. 285 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:49,570 But one thing is certain. 286 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:54,530 We won't get any crispy rinds, or rice a la almond, or marzipan bread. 287 00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:58,410 Or lit candles, or Christmas tree, 288 00:14:58,710 --> 00:15:00,210 or homely coziness. 289 00:15:01,630 --> 00:15:04,590 In short, it will be hell. 290 00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:08,950 But we all have to go that way. 291 00:15:10,290 --> 00:15:14,690 And with these words, I declare the freezer closed. 292 00:15:19,290 --> 00:15:24,690 --- Subtitles by Essery. 2025. ---