1 00:00:05,180 --> 00:00:06,880 it's Christmas, so what? 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,720 who is happy and why? 3 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:12,000 does skiing make you happy? 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,640 Christmas is as good as it gets 5 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,460 snow and sleet, and sip and slush 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,620 so we look forward till it is over 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,180 everything goes down the hill at breakneck speed 8 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:28,320 and soon the Christmas pixie is starting to die out, so march 9 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,200 it's pure therapy 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,140 it's mass hysteria 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,660 we are so sad to mention it, but... 12 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:39,280 now it's Christmas in the treadmill again 13 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:42,140 it's Christmas, X-M-A-S 14 00:00:42,300 --> 00:00:43,940 God, how commercial it is 15 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,100 soon, the air will be filled with fraud and trickery 16 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:51,900 Christmas is, as you know, always is an inconvenience 17 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,280 because it sets the most extreme demands, 18 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,100 but in a time when no one really knows what they want 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,580 it is the last straw we can cling to 20 00:01:03,739 --> 00:01:07,480 has it first gotten through your joyous child-like mind, 21 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,920 you'll be mindlessly joyously sick, 22 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:14,400 then it's Christmas in the treadmill yet again. 23 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:18,400 CHRISTMAS IN THE OLD THREADMILL. 24 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:25,400 Well, what a mess. 25 00:01:25,860 --> 00:01:27,360 Oh, pigsti. 26 00:01:29,180 --> 00:01:30,940 Ugh, how it looks here. 27 00:01:31,260 --> 00:01:33,740 It had never gone in the province. 28 00:01:33,740 --> 00:01:37,160 I can tell... the three of you. 29 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:51,940 Listen, we're surely hanging with the beak today, huh? 30 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,320 Should we have a small one from Uncle Arne? 31 00:01:57,580 --> 00:01:58,920 Should it be a double? 32 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:06,560 Oh yes, you can say a lot about her, 33 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:09,579 but at least you can't accuse her of being a housewife. 34 00:02:09,919 --> 00:02:11,620 I can tell you that. 35 00:02:11,780 --> 00:02:14,320 And she doesn't have a knack of knowledge about children. 36 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,460 Not a flower stick. 37 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:27,460 Flemming, you simply don't do anything but clean 38 00:02:27,500 --> 00:02:30,100 after those kids. They are simply everywhere. 39 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:34,220 Yes, both on the mantelpiece and... 40 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:36,200 Children? May I be free. 41 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,720 - That's not what it's called. - Yes, you know Kim and Louise, 42 00:02:38,820 --> 00:02:40,920 aged seven and nine respectively. 43 00:02:41,100 --> 00:02:44,760 All their racetracks and barbie crap 44 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,000 which is just floating all over the place. 45 00:02:47,300 --> 00:02:50,520 But now some of it also goes into the cellar, and then nothing more is done. 46 00:02:50,900 --> 00:02:52,960 Then those windows must wait till next year. 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,260 But she is a beautiful girl. 48 00:02:56,080 --> 00:02:58,160 There is nothing there, I can tell you that. 49 00:03:00,620 --> 00:03:04,740 You could really feel like... the basement. 50 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,620 Just down this... 51 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:13,600 creepy staircase, where a... 52 00:03:13,920 --> 00:03:17,600 young woman is totally defenseless and no one can hear her. 53 00:03:18,180 --> 00:03:21,840 If she were to meet a destiny worse than death… 54 00:03:23,740 --> 00:03:25,380 Not that. 55 00:03:25,740 --> 00:03:27,380 Release me from this. 56 00:03:27,380 --> 00:03:28,680 Yes, Berit. 57 00:03:28,780 --> 00:03:32,120 It is so... unique. 58 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:33,990 And Berit must I not take it up? 59 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:37,280 Just this year. After all, it is my mother who herself has... 60 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,820 No, Flemming. 61 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:42,180 I thought we had been through that discussion. 62 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:44,320 So let me say it once and for all. 63 00:03:44,400 --> 00:03:46,400 It's not your mother who has. 64 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,460 Who else would it be with all those... 65 00:03:48,460 --> 00:03:49,940 It's your grandmother. 66 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:52,020 Is it my grandmother? 67 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:54,720 Yes, you know that, the little krakillian with the hat pins. 68 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:57,300 Oh, Flemming. 69 00:03:57,580 --> 00:03:59,980 You should not cling to the past. 70 00:04:00,300 --> 00:04:02,340 No, see a race track. 71 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:04,500 And a Toyota. 72 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:08,800 With a real hatchback and a small, tiny central lock. 73 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:11,540 Oh, Berit. How the memories just spill forth. 74 00:04:12,100 --> 00:04:14,860 And Berit, look there. Do you remember when we got oil on it? 75 00:04:18,180 --> 00:04:22,920 Think, it's been eight months since, and suddenly it's all gone. 76 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:26,540 And the time we had a hot tub in the basement. 77 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:29,860 You, Berit. Why exactly are we not using it anymore? 78 00:04:35,340 --> 00:04:37,500 We do that too. 79 00:04:38,380 --> 00:04:41,260 Berit, do you remember last Sunday when I was at the bakery? 80 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:43,860 You can become completely nostalgic, even if you live in a terraced house. 81 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:45,640 You know what? I think I will go there again. 82 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:47,500 Oh, it's not worth it. 83 00:04:47,580 --> 00:04:49,840 They never have any left when you finally get there anyway. 84 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:53,280 Alas, there are plenty of them, both the horns and kifles. 85 00:04:53,420 --> 00:04:55,300 Such Danishes and wholegrain buns. 86 00:04:58,140 --> 00:04:59,940 And the Jutland Gazette. 87 00:05:00,140 --> 00:05:03,120 Well, that sounds really exciting, doesn't it? 88 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:06,500 How the hell is it you look? 89 00:05:06,820 --> 00:05:08,860 Couldn't you put on another jacket? 90 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:12,040 Berit, these are simply some of the most 91 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:14,040 aggressive gray sparrows I have ever met. 92 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:18,200 - Where are we going now? - We must go out and have some air. 93 00:05:19,020 --> 00:05:20,460 - Air? - Yes! 94 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,060 There's plenty of air in here. 95 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:25,800 No, Flemming, we must go out into the forest and 96 00:05:25,900 --> 00:05:29,600 collect pine cones, and collect berries, and gather firewood. 97 00:05:29,980 --> 00:05:31,740 Instead of sitting there snoozing with such 98 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:34,420 a stick of marzipan there, which you bought in... 99 00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:36,760 Yes, in what, Flemming? 100 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:39,180 In secret. 101 00:05:39,260 --> 00:05:42,360 Berit, I was just wondering if we couldn't sit here all alone, 102 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:46,860 really close together and make some funny little animals. 103 00:05:46,860 --> 00:05:49,080 And get to know each other better. 104 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:51,880 Just like they do in the province. 105 00:05:53,460 --> 00:05:55,580 No, Berit! 106 00:05:55,600 --> 00:05:57,900 After all, I can't just let myself be dragged out into nature 107 00:05:58,020 --> 00:05:59,500 without asking myself that question, 108 00:05:59,600 --> 00:06:01,220 if it was right for us to get married, 109 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:04,080 have those children and buy that whole terraced house, 110 00:06:04,180 --> 00:06:05,840 which you never want to be in anyway. 111 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,720 Flemming, look at me. 112 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:09,100 I am a woman. 113 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:11,420 - Are you really? - Yes. 114 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:15,220 And there is nothing that can stop a woman who wants to go to the woods. 115 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:17,740 Yes, you just have to be Torben and Bente, you, huh? 116 00:06:18,580 --> 00:06:20,480 We were just passing by. 117 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,240 Right out here. 118 00:06:22,660 --> 00:06:25,840 Well, we were about to go for a walk in the forest. 119 00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,620 Now won't it be too much, Berit? 120 00:06:28,780 --> 00:06:30,320 You shouldn't think of that. 121 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:32,780 We're just passing by. 122 00:06:33,180 --> 00:06:36,000 Well, but then come inside. 123 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:38,320 Straight past and then around the 124 00:06:38,420 --> 00:06:39,920 stairs and then straight to the sofa. 125 00:06:45,480 --> 00:06:49,370 Oh, now that's a nice sofa, Berit, like that. 126 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:54,990 Yes, you must surely... 127 00:06:55,130 --> 00:06:56,950 Yes, come closer, come closer. 128 00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:01,110 And this, this is the living room, or 129 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:02,750 the nutcracker suite as they call them. 130 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:07,960 ... And sit in. 131 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:12,580 Sit in and sit and look at the Christmas decorations. 132 00:07:13,580 --> 00:07:15,100 Can you see the Christmas decoration? 133 00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:17,740 Nah, it's actually weird. 134 00:07:18,400 --> 00:07:20,060 It usually stands right there. 135 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:25,420 So, if you now have the mulled wine there and then place the 136 00:07:25,420 --> 00:07:30,040 brown cakes over there, you just have to go straight to the right. 137 00:07:30,180 --> 00:07:34,900 And that's the potted plant and that's the window and that's... it's snow? 138 00:07:36,220 --> 00:07:39,180 Flemming, you will have to just slip down to the gas station. 139 00:07:40,100 --> 00:07:42,420 Now isn't that too much of an inconvenience? 140 00:07:42,600 --> 00:07:44,620 No, it's just around the corner. 141 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:48,520 You just have to go straight out of the driveway 142 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,800 and then straight to the left past the bakery. 143 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,460 And if you have the Ring Road here, 144 00:07:55,660 --> 00:07:57,080 then you just have to go straight. 145 00:07:57,240 --> 00:08:00,660 Now we have to go straight and then to the right here. 146 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:04,700 First shelf straight ahead. 147 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,320 And then they finally have to remember their stickers. 148 00:08:11,860 --> 00:08:13,960 Now they just have to look here. 149 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:20,780 God, congratulations, these two were all that were missing. 150 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:23,300 What is wrong? 151 00:08:24,000 --> 00:08:27,960 - That, that, that's not gasoline. - Isn't it? 152 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:32,880 And does that mean that their car is in the workshop? 153 00:08:34,380 --> 00:08:37,400 Oh, you know what, they shouldn't be sorry. 154 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:43,780 We shall get rid of that white Toyota anyway. 155 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,780 "FILL UP THE LEAFLET AND GET A WHITE TOYOTA." 156 00:08:48,460 --> 00:08:51,320 - To whom? - To their neighbor. 157 00:08:56,300 --> 00:08:58,020 Two thanks. 158 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:01,560 Yes, and if they will be nice to wrap them, it is for a child. 159 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,320 Is it for one child? 160 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:08,300 Yes, you know, a little round-cheeked one 161 00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:11,400 with shiny eyes and little chubby. 162 00:09:14,760 --> 00:09:18,240 Could we not then, if there is only one child, 163 00:09:18,340 --> 00:09:19,700 what will he do with two? 164 00:09:20,860 --> 00:09:23,940 - It's a child's child. - Oh. 165 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:29,590 Well, what else are you up to? 166 00:09:31,210 --> 00:09:34,250 I'm not doing anything. Are you doing something? 167 00:09:34,270 --> 00:09:37,050 Nah, I never do anything. 168 00:09:37,350 --> 00:09:38,610 What would it be? 169 00:09:39,130 --> 00:09:42,650 Nah, but we've been in the woods for a bit 170 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:46,630 and sledded with the children and chopped such a small Christmas tree. 171 00:09:47,550 --> 00:09:48,990 82.5. 172 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:50,670 Yes, that wasn't bad. 173 00:09:50,830 --> 00:09:53,410 No, but on the other hand, it is also crooked. 174 00:09:54,130 --> 00:09:57,910 But then we built some snowmen and otherwise just 175 00:09:58,010 --> 00:10:01,690 home with the vintage train and then done. 176 00:10:01,690 --> 00:10:05,130 Yes, and then we just collected some pine cones. 177 00:10:05,270 --> 00:10:07,490 Yes, to ourselves. So that... 178 00:10:08,230 --> 00:10:10,630 Well, should we never have cracked any nuts, eh? 179 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:13,230 No, because we don't eat them. 180 00:10:13,510 --> 00:10:16,530 Nah, only when they're there. 181 00:10:20,530 --> 00:10:22,910 Well, shall we never have any mulled wine? 182 00:10:23,010 --> 00:10:25,610 No, you don't need to. 183 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:30,770 We can just throw them in ourselves, then we'll be rid of them. 184 00:10:32,870 --> 00:10:35,050 Mmm, this magnum, 185 00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:38,850 - it must be Bulgarian. - No, it's Latin. 186 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:42,270 - No, because it is from Italy. - Is it from Italy? 187 00:10:42,690 --> 00:10:45,550 Yeah, um, now you have to look here. 188 00:10:45,630 --> 00:10:48,510 If you now have Bulgaria here, 189 00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:50,350 you just have to go straight to the right... 190 00:10:50,390 --> 00:10:53,290 Listen, don't you want to stay to eat? 191 00:10:53,950 --> 00:10:58,470 No, that's too much, now, but why not? 192 00:10:58,730 --> 00:11:03,010 But then you also have to have this here. 193 00:11:03,690 --> 00:11:05,130 There. 194 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:08,590 - After all, it's a shame to throw it out. - No, it's not. 195 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:12,170 No, no, because I just fixed it. 196 00:11:13,650 --> 00:11:16,210 You will probably have to slip up to the hot dog cart. 197 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:20,030 - Isn't that too far for you? - Yes, actually. 198 00:11:20,110 --> 00:11:23,970 You just have to go straight past the supermarket. 199 00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:28,530 - And then it lies just opposite the station. - Straight across. 200 00:11:30,490 --> 00:11:34,850 There, Flemming, there might be something exciting going on down there, right? 201 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:37,530 Just like in Aarhus. 202 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:51,470 Dennis. 203 00:11:51,950 --> 00:11:52,590 Majbritt. 204 00:11:53,730 --> 00:11:55,790 - Freeze. - I do that too. 205 00:11:56,470 --> 00:11:57,910 Where were they on Wednesday the 5th at 206 00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:01,730 11.42, when a garden gate was stolen in Aarhus? 207 00:12:02,210 --> 00:12:05,190 Right over there to flip the roasted. 208 00:12:05,930 --> 00:12:07,810 Was there any description? 209 00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:13,450 Uh, medium height, dark, slightly heavily built, 210 00:12:13,650 --> 00:12:16,290 pressure-impregnated pine, unscrupulous. 211 00:12:16,890 --> 00:12:20,810 - So what do they say? - I'm not saying more. Nothing! 212 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:25,490 All I know is that the invisible pixie, whom did it, 213 00:12:25,550 --> 00:12:26,990 he lives at his house there. 214 00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:32,150 Him there? We have him within 24 hours. 215 00:12:45,430 --> 00:12:47,270 You can't just drive. 216 00:12:53,790 --> 00:12:55,850 Here. Just... 217 00:12:56,730 --> 00:12:59,690 of that one... just behind the ear. 218 00:13:00,850 --> 00:13:03,590 Then it got quiet in the camp, huh Flemming? 219 00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,090 Do you think they got home safe? 220 00:13:06,610 --> 00:13:08,070 There, isn't it beautiful? 221 00:13:08,070 --> 00:13:11,930 Then it just needs to be put in a box and stored until Christmas Eve. 222 00:13:15,090 --> 00:13:17,210 Um, we were just passing by. 223 00:13:17,710 --> 00:13:21,730 - Right out here. - Otherwise, we were on our way out. 224 00:13:21,810 --> 00:13:24,790 Yes, but then we... 225 00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:27,790 Now we just go around the block. 226 00:13:27,810 --> 00:13:30,730 And then we have to go straight down past the wooden cottage shop. 227 00:13:31,010 --> 00:13:33,370 And then straight up in bed. 228 00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,490 Berit, it's Sunday night. 229 00:13:37,490 --> 00:13:39,910 And the neighbors are having a party. 230 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:44,850 Now it must soon be our turn. Come on. 231 00:13:46,050 --> 00:13:47,650 Where are we going, Flemming? 232 00:13:48,270 --> 00:13:50,150 Up in the bedroom. 233 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,250 In the bedroom? 234 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,730 Well, what's coming over you? 235 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,890 Now, the evil lightning, must be have the entire arm, 236 00:13:57,230 --> 00:13:59,290 whether you whine or sings. 237 00:13:59,430 --> 00:14:02,310 Well, if it has to be that way, then... 238 00:14:03,090 --> 00:14:07,090 Let's see what kind of little Christmas games you've come up with. 239 00:14:12,150 --> 00:14:17,490 --- Subtitles by Essery. 2025. ---