1 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:06,580 it's Christmas, so what? 2 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,520 who is happy and why? 3 00:00:08,860 --> 00:00:12,000 does skiing make you happy? 4 00:00:12,720 --> 00:00:14,540 Christmas is as good as it gets 5 00:00:14,740 --> 00:00:16,460 snow and sleat and sip and slush 6 00:00:16,680 --> 00:00:19,620 so we look forward to it is over 7 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:24,180 everything goes down the hill at breakneck speed 8 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:28,320 and soon the Santa pixie is starting to die out, so march 9 00:00:28,380 --> 00:00:30,200 it's pure therapy 10 00:00:30,200 --> 00:00:32,140 it's mass hysteria 11 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:35,660 we are so sad to mention it, but... 12 00:00:36,140 --> 00:00:39,280 now it's Christmas in the treadmill again 13 00:00:40,260 --> 00:00:41,940 it's Christmas, X-M-A-S 14 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:43,940 God, how commercial it is 15 00:00:44,120 --> 00:00:47,100 soon, the air will be filled with fraud and trickery 16 00:00:48,060 --> 00:00:51,900 Christmas is, as you know, always is an inconvenience 17 00:00:52,020 --> 00:00:55,280 because it sets the most extreme demands, 18 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:59,100 but in a time when no one really knows what they want 19 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:03,580 it is the last straw we can cling to 20 00:01:03,739 --> 00:01:07,480 has it first gotten through your joyous child-like mind? 21 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:10,920 you'll be mindlessly joyously sick, 22 00:01:11,460 --> 00:01:14,400 then it's Christmas in the treadmill yet again 23 00:01:15,460 --> 00:01:18,400 CHRISTMAS IN THE OLD THREADMILL. 24 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,860 Once upon a time it was so nice out in the countryside. 25 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,980 Christmas settled in at the field and meadow. 26 00:01:29,000 --> 00:01:31,200 The farmers took naps in the barns, 27 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:35,700 and there was a rumble and a tumble in the cabin and on the bridge. 28 00:01:36,380 --> 00:01:37,880 Especially on the bridge. 29 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:40,560 It is located approximately 15 km south of Jorring. 30 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:45,040 - (City of Vraa) - No! No! Get away! 31 00:01:47,300 --> 00:01:48,960 Can you get away! 32 00:01:49,340 --> 00:01:50,880 I'll come after you, I will! 33 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:52,620 No! No! Get away! 34 00:01:53,020 --> 00:01:54,620 Get away! Get away! 35 00:01:54,720 --> 00:01:55,720 Can you get away! 36 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:57,300 Can you! Can you! 37 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:00,900 I'll get the cat if you don't stop. 38 00:02:01,740 --> 00:02:04,400 I'll threaten with my big beard. 39 00:02:07,780 --> 00:02:09,639 Then it's out, Arne! 40 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:12,020 Now it simply doesn't go anymore. 41 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,580 Pixie or not. 42 00:02:14,200 --> 00:02:16,620 I am surrounded. And they swoon. 43 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:20,100 And they swoon. 44 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:22,440 Oh, yes. Arne, it's good with you, you. 45 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:23,180 So come here. 46 00:02:23,900 --> 00:02:25,900 Then it's out, Arne, you. I tell you that. 47 00:02:26,140 --> 00:02:27,860 Now it's enough, you. Stop here. 48 00:02:27,980 --> 00:02:29,140 It can't work out. 49 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:32,000 - Now we stop. - Yes, fortunately. 50 00:02:33,020 --> 00:02:34,340 Fortunately. I just don't care. 51 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,900 There will be no Christmas without me. I'll see to that. 52 00:02:41,760 --> 00:02:44,560 I must just open today's lid (gate.) 53 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:48,520 Then I go out and find another place to celebrate Christmas. 54 00:02:48,700 --> 00:02:51,000 Even if it is a row house! 55 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:56,060 There. And there. 56 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:56,940 There. 57 00:02:57,820 --> 00:02:58,980 And this one. 58 00:03:00,300 --> 00:03:02,240 Just another little... 59 00:03:03,100 --> 00:03:06,360 There. 60 00:03:06,700 --> 00:03:08,020 Hi, Berit. 61 00:03:08,660 --> 00:03:10,220 Flemming, what's that supposed to look like? 62 00:03:10,320 --> 00:03:11,340 Fierce competition. 63 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,020 The basics for Danish business life. 64 00:03:13,340 --> 00:03:16,550 I need to teach that conceited bastard at work, who can prepare packed lunches. 65 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,680 Flemming, there's something I have to tell you. 66 00:03:18,860 --> 00:03:20,260 What is it? 67 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,100 It is... 68 00:03:22,380 --> 00:03:23,860 Saturday. 69 00:03:24,860 --> 00:03:26,720 Is it Saturday? 70 00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:28,300 That was terrible. 71 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:30,060 Does that mean I don't have to go to work? 72 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,400 Come on. 73 00:03:34,180 --> 00:03:37,480 Don't you feel like unpacking at all? 74 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:40,100 My, Berit. 75 00:03:40,380 --> 00:03:41,940 Is there something you're hiding from me? 76 00:03:43,440 --> 00:03:45,620 Is it my birthday? 77 00:03:45,980 --> 00:03:46,960 How old will I be? 78 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:49,160 It is a gift calendar! 79 00:03:49,620 --> 00:03:51,760 Is it a gift calendar? 80 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:55,200 Yes, so that the two of us together can count the days 81 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,240 together until the magical evening, when the children will hold hands 82 00:03:58,240 --> 00:04:00,900 and dance around the lit tree, 83 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,900 while the two of us travel to Val d'Isère. 84 00:04:03,020 --> 00:04:04,980 No, dextrose tablets. 85 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,400 How sweet you are. 86 00:04:07,020 --> 00:04:09,400 What am I going to use all that energy for? 87 00:04:09,620 --> 00:04:11,020 - Come on. - What shall I? 88 00:04:11,500 --> 00:04:13,580 You have to go to the gym. 89 00:04:13,960 --> 00:04:16,400 - Should I go to the gym? - Yes. 90 00:04:16,540 --> 00:04:19,279 But sweetest Berit. It's only tanned, self-absorbed 91 00:04:19,579 --> 00:04:21,060 fanatics, who come to such a place. 92 00:04:21,180 --> 00:04:22,720 Flemming, you also chose Val d'Isère. 93 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:24,060 You will simply have to prepare. 94 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,920 You can't show yourself on some skis in that condition. 95 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,780 I could sit at the bar down there for a bit. 96 00:04:28,840 --> 00:04:29,720 Or rent a sleigh. 97 00:04:30,100 --> 00:04:31,680 There is no reason to challenge fate. 98 00:04:31,700 --> 00:04:33,770 That's why you go down there! Now come here. 99 00:04:33,980 --> 00:04:35,800 Berit, there could end up coming so much in the way! 100 00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,080 What if I don't go? 101 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,440 There could suddenly come some unexpected bill. 102 00:04:39,520 --> 00:04:41,640 What nonsense. 103 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,720 Hello. We probably didn't expect that. 104 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,000 And what do we have for you today, huh? 105 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,780 An ugly one, a giro-bill from the public sector. 106 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:53,220 The day care has risen, on the other hand, they are open all Christmas. 107 00:04:53,820 --> 00:04:56,380 Spoiled kids. Well, what do we have over here? 108 00:04:56,540 --> 00:04:59,020 We have a little there too. Just remember to pay that, right? 109 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:01,760 Yes, and then take them here too. Right? 110 00:05:02,940 --> 00:05:04,480 Just a good advice. 111 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,240 are you familiar with the birds of the sky 112 00:05:07,820 --> 00:05:09,000 There went that ski trip. 113 00:05:09,140 --> 00:05:11,440 Oh, you know what love, I'm just quitting smoking, you. 114 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:14,560 And start eating some gum instead. Come on. 115 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:18,600 Berit, I want to get out of here. 116 00:05:18,720 --> 00:05:21,240 I want to go home. It's perverted. 117 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:33,510 What would it be? 118 00:05:33,650 --> 00:05:35,290 Yes, now you have to see. 119 00:05:36,130 --> 00:05:38,770 I don't know if you could take the worst here. 120 00:05:39,690 --> 00:05:40,890 And here. 121 00:05:40,930 --> 00:05:44,530 And then I don't know if it pays to just tighten up here. 122 00:05:44,890 --> 00:05:46,230 And here. 123 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:49,790 Yes, I can't promise anything. 124 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:52,230 It's a bit of a task. 125 00:05:52,390 --> 00:05:53,950 When are they going to use him? 126 00:05:54,730 --> 00:05:58,030 And honestly, what are they going to use him for? 127 00:05:58,930 --> 00:06:01,530 Skiing. Yes, before the 24th. 128 00:06:02,110 --> 00:06:05,990 Uh, that's quite close. 129 00:06:06,350 --> 00:06:10,510 Are we going to switch to something alpine, like slalom? 130 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:13,430 I'm not too fond of those knees. 131 00:06:13,430 --> 00:06:18,030 I had imagined something like... that style. 132 00:06:18,750 --> 00:06:20,030 There. 133 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:22,270 Well, who didn't? 134 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,530 Lawyer. Independent. 135 00:06:25,630 --> 00:06:27,230 All modern conveniences. 136 00:06:27,590 --> 00:06:29,030 Own bathing bridge. 137 00:06:29,110 --> 00:06:31,810 And shit-ton arrogant. 138 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:37,390 Well, shall we get started? 139 00:06:37,570 --> 00:06:40,990 There are just a few small things you should know first. 140 00:06:42,070 --> 00:06:43,870 you can what you want, 141 00:06:43,870 --> 00:06:46,470 if only you do what you can 142 00:06:46,510 --> 00:06:50,570 the choice is yours if you dare to take the chance 143 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:53,590 life is hard, even if a man is a man 144 00:06:54,230 --> 00:06:56,050 but if you first take a step, 145 00:06:56,150 --> 00:06:57,650 then you're a step ahead 146 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:00,010 get a hold of yourself, 147 00:07:00,110 --> 00:07:01,930 and then get out and strike, 148 00:07:02,290 --> 00:07:05,930 grab your bosom and try to keep your balance 149 00:07:06,530 --> 00:07:09,470 it's your life, but whether it will be successful, 150 00:07:09,470 --> 00:07:11,630 it's up to yourself 151 00:07:11,850 --> 00:07:13,690 - It is? - Yes. 152 00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:15,970 you do what you do 153 00:07:15,970 --> 00:07:17,290 because you are who you are 154 00:07:17,990 --> 00:07:19,170 what are you going to do now? 155 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:20,090 who are you? 156 00:07:20,230 --> 00:07:21,810 and where do you stand? 157 00:07:22,210 --> 00:07:23,190 do you have a goal? 158 00:07:23,290 --> 00:07:25,170 and is it worth the effort? 159 00:07:25,690 --> 00:07:27,450 what is your name? where do you live? 160 00:07:27,530 --> 00:07:28,730 and what are you doing here? 161 00:07:29,730 --> 00:07:30,770 up with yourself, 162 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,670 are you ready or not? 163 00:07:33,390 --> 00:07:35,670 the future is only waiting for you 164 00:07:35,870 --> 00:07:38,510 and if you walk out of that door, 165 00:07:38,510 --> 00:07:40,050 luck will cross your road, 166 00:07:40,510 --> 00:07:44,530 where is the one out there, who before was sad and empty? 167 00:07:44,690 --> 00:07:48,250 - now turning to number... - me! 168 00:07:48,810 --> 00:07:50,410 I tell you, Berit. 169 00:07:50,790 --> 00:07:52,450 You feel like a completely new person. 170 00:07:52,670 --> 00:07:55,630 Try to feel. Isn't that incredible? 171 00:07:56,010 --> 00:07:57,250 - Just to that price. - Yes, yes. 172 00:07:57,350 --> 00:07:58,430 That's nice, Flemming. 173 00:07:58,490 --> 00:07:59,950 Put that jacket back on. 174 00:08:00,450 --> 00:08:01,550 People, they look at us. 175 00:08:02,150 --> 00:08:03,830 You are allowed to show off a little inside 176 00:08:03,830 --> 00:08:05,250 the four walls of home, you. 177 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:07,450 Flemming, we're at the post office. 178 00:08:08,450 --> 00:08:10,770 - Are we at the postal office. - Yes. 179 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:18,770 Here you go. 180 00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:34,100 Listen! Who do they really think I am? 181 00:08:34,720 --> 00:08:36,520 Are they going to stand there and try to convince me 182 00:08:36,539 --> 00:08:39,419 that they don't have fixed expenses like everyone else? 183 00:08:39,620 --> 00:08:40,859 Yes, yes. Of course I have. 184 00:08:40,940 --> 00:08:42,640 How can it be that it will 185 00:08:42,740 --> 00:08:44,380 be less than last month? 186 00:08:45,480 --> 00:08:48,440 They haven't lost the one to the daycare, have they? 187 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:50,260 No, where would I have lost that? 188 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:54,460 You are well aware of what this means, right? 189 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:58,520 This means that they must have money back. 190 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,920 There you go. Then we don't talk about it anymore. 191 00:09:04,940 --> 00:09:06,600 "No service." 192 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:07,900 No, Flemming. 193 00:09:08,180 --> 00:09:09,740 Then I guess I'll start smoking again. 194 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:13,500 You, I'll just put my gum here. Come on! 195 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:16,140 Just a moment, I have to tighten my shoelaces. 196 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:22,480 It's incredibly how worn out you get after just one hour. 197 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:41,300 Ugh, we also have to get cleaned out in this carport. 198 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,940 - Be careful of the rake, won't you? - Yes. 199 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,420 Oh, damn it. 200 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:49,520 It was said; here you go! 201 00:09:50,900 --> 00:09:52,020 Yes, yes, I'm coming now. 202 00:09:55,730 --> 00:09:58,470 I just had a few small things to take care of before dinner. 203 00:10:00,730 --> 00:10:02,950 No, so, can you tell me why the neighbor never 204 00:10:02,950 --> 00:10:04,370 closes the window when he cleans the aquarium? 205 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:06,250 It smells terrible in here. 206 00:10:10,050 --> 00:10:12,110 Flemming, can you guess what it is today? 207 00:10:12,470 --> 00:10:16,310 - Is it the onshore wind? - It is the first day of our new life. 208 00:10:16,570 --> 00:10:18,710 Does that mean we shouldn't have chicken at all. 209 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:22,450 Oh, Flemming, all that is the past now. A closed chapter. 210 00:10:23,470 --> 00:10:26,090 Flemming, it was eight wonderful years. 211 00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:29,110 416 wonderful Saturdays. 212 00:10:29,410 --> 00:10:31,990 But Flemming, there comes a time in every woman's life, 213 00:10:32,050 --> 00:10:34,250 when she realizes that Val d'Isère is in France. 214 00:10:34,450 --> 00:10:37,270 And what smells like that, it's bouillabaisse. 215 00:10:40,650 --> 00:10:43,110 Is it bouillabaisse? 216 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,810 Yes, it means fish soup. 217 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:47,070 Wasn't it gorgeous? 218 00:10:47,190 --> 00:10:48,570 Yes, definitely. 219 00:10:48,870 --> 00:10:50,110 And then those napkins. 220 00:10:50,390 --> 00:10:51,690 You are the pure Jorgen Klevin. 221 00:10:51,750 --> 00:10:53,650 Flemming, forget Jorgen Klevin. 222 00:10:53,650 --> 00:10:55,470 From now on, we only have to look forward. 223 00:10:55,910 --> 00:10:57,650 When I look ahead, I see a man in 224 00:10:57,650 --> 00:11:00,390 his prime full of confidence and charm. 225 00:11:00,970 --> 00:11:02,250 And I see a woman without glasses. 226 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:05,630 And if we turn it up, we might even hear what they say. 227 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:09,150 And from the balance of payments and the hole in the ozone layer... 228 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:11,510 ... shall we over to the rainforest. 229 00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:14,570 Yes, and you want to tell us something about that, Leila. 230 00:11:15,470 --> 00:11:17,350 Is it completely gone or what? 231 00:11:17,570 --> 00:11:20,390 Yes, Svend, it's not far from. 232 00:11:20,390 --> 00:11:24,490 In fact, it looks really, really well, bad over there. 233 00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,110 Let's take a look. 234 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:31,490 Flemming, shouldn't we rather go to bed? 235 00:11:32,390 --> 00:11:33,550 Yes, Berit. 236 00:11:33,610 --> 00:11:35,650 After that bouillabaisse, I'm ready for anything. 237 00:11:36,970 --> 00:11:38,810 Oh, yes. 238 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:39,570 Yes. 239 00:11:40,950 --> 00:11:41,910 Je t'aime. 240 00:11:43,030 --> 00:11:44,390 Je t'aime. 241 00:11:45,270 --> 00:11:47,710 Mon amour. 242 00:11:47,710 --> 00:11:48,910 Mon amour. 243 00:11:48,910 --> 00:11:52,030 Oh, what big, 244 00:11:52,310 --> 00:11:54,750 brown eyes! 245 00:11:56,710 --> 00:11:58,430 Brown. 246 00:12:00,670 --> 00:12:02,070 Brown. 247 00:12:05,670 --> 00:12:10,070 --- Subtitles by Essery. 2025. ---