1 00:02:17,920 --> 00:02:21,311 Ladies and gentlemen. The famous Golden Cabbage tour. 2 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:25,434 The Hans Christian Andersen tour. Good morning! Have a nice trip! 3 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:30,077 Only one hundred kroner. One hundred. 4 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:36,674 Only one hundred krona. One hundred Danish kroner. 5 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,239 The famous Hans Christian Andersen tour. 6 00:02:42,280 --> 00:02:46,672 The famous Golden Cabbage tour. The Hans Christian Andersen tour. 7 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:49,030 Just follow the arrows. 8 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:53,235 Only one hundred Danish Krone. 9 00:03:17,640 --> 00:03:21,076 Welcome to sightseeing with Golden Cabbage. 10 00:03:21,280 --> 00:03:24,318 Auf die lefte sehen Sie das Haus, - 11 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:29,037 - where Hans Christian Andersen was born. Born and born. 12 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:33,393 And where he wrote his first story... 13 00:03:33,600 --> 00:03:37,833 ...the famous fairytale about Donald Duck. 14 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:43,474 And now we turn onto H. C. Andersens Boulevard. 15 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,991 He had his own boulevard. 16 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:50,477 And here auf die rechte side we have his grave. 17 00:03:50,680 --> 00:03:53,149 His mausoleum. 18 00:03:53,360 --> 00:03:56,432 He died, so he lives there now. 19 00:03:57,920 --> 00:03:59,957 Fast forward. 20 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:05,118 We hurry. We have a lot to achieve. 21 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,118 Foot on. 22 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:12,710 And here we have the Hans Christian Andersen Square. 23 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:17,232 Square...you know there was something square. 24 00:04:17,440 --> 00:04:22,037 Now we turn down Vesterbrogade, - 25 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,870 - and here auf die lefte side... or rechte side... 26 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,913 It doesn't matter, but here you see... 27 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:31,191 ...the famous Tivoli. 28 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,916 Inside we have the Pantomime Theatre, - 29 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,317 - where H.C. Andersen danced. He danced as a child. 30 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,557 Especially Harlequin. 31 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:46,310 We are now approaching the H. C. Andersen Freedom Support. 32 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:49,319 The Liberty Figure. 33 00:04:50,600 --> 00:04:54,150 Very few know it is Hans Christian Andersen. 34 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,149 He didn't even know it himself. That's how rare it is. 35 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,991 They see it up there in the air. Lovely. 36 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:07,790 And now we turn down the H. C. Andersen Avenue - 37 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,594 - to visit "The Andersen World", - 38 00:05:10,800 --> 00:05:14,998 - where all his people walk around bright and alive. 39 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:24,472 Here we have "The Andersen World". 40 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:27,593 In Danish: "Hans Christiania." 41 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:33,435 Follow me. This way. 42 00:05:34,120 --> 00:05:35,838 Come on. 43 00:05:37,720 --> 00:05:43,113 Maine Damen und Herren, Andersen Zoologische Garten. 44 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:46,472 Only one hundred kroner. 45 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:49,240 One hundred. 46 00:05:53,240 --> 00:05:56,039 Grandson of The Little Mermaid. 47 00:05:58,720 --> 00:06:01,678 Thank you very much. 48 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,520 Off for a new flock. 49 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,233 Good day sir May I see your license? 50 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:11,671 License? Yes of course. 51 00:06:11,880 --> 00:06:14,030 It is in the cart. 52 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,598 Don't you think that sign looks mysterious? 53 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:21,235 Investigate it further. 54 00:06:21,440 --> 00:06:24,592 It was good you came. Just keep a watchful eye. 55 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,875 Now you will hear: 56 00:06:58,440 --> 00:07:01,398 It was a long trial run. You were gone for over an hour. 57 00:07:01,600 --> 00:07:04,274 You have to be thorough when buying a new car. 58 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:05,595 Used car. 59 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,950 3,000 kroner. May I see the pennies? 60 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:10,549 Well, it couldn't be used at all. 61 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:13,434 - It didn't work. - We have an appointment. 62 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:16,234 Yes, now I remember. 63 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:19,671 - I remember that. - DKK 3,000. 64 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,991 What does that mean? 65 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,760 I bought the bus anyway. 66 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:49,271 It's nice to have. 67 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,040 Well, it's heading home now. 68 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,551 - Are you coming? - We are tired of your nonsense. 69 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,515 I got Brian and me work. 70 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:14,798 Did you say "work"? I am humbled. 71 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:33,713 (car horn) 72 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,199 Hello. 73 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:47,314 Now I never have! Are you coming home by bus? 74 00:08:47,520 --> 00:08:49,875 Yes, I bought a bus. 75 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:54,756 - You are so nice. - I thought we needed a bus. 76 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:57,759 Where have you done with the children? 77 00:08:57,960 --> 00:09:02,431 Yes, where have I done with the children? Where are our children? 78 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:07,760 - They have taken work. - Occupation? That was interesting. 79 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,031 It is disgraceful. 80 00:09:10,240 --> 00:09:13,676 I have the food ready. Chas, do you want to serve? 81 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:15,359 Do you want...? 82 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:17,392 Should I serve? Never. 83 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,797 - Now I have to, my girl. - Don't talk about, mother. 84 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:24,675 So must Adolph. Yes, it also belongs to Adolph. 85 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:27,838 I served yesterday. It's your turn, Charles. 86 00:09:28,040 --> 00:09:30,714 It doesn't go by turn, but by rank. 87 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:35,073 It was you who sold our housekeeper. 88 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,398 - I really want to. - You are a pensioner. 89 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:43,231 If you order something, they deduct it from the pension. 90 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,318 Hello? 91 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,913 - Chas, will it work? - Better starve to death. 92 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:57,758 Good morning. 93 00:09:59,080 --> 00:10:02,710 I come from the employment service. 94 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:09,751 Are you looking for a housekeeper? 95 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:16,673 Yes, that's us. They will come exactly. 96 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:18,518 Well, Chas... 97 00:10:18,720 --> 00:10:23,112 - They come as if sent from heaven. - I'm coming with SAS. 98 00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:25,197 Are there people called... 99 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:28,199 ...Golden Lion? 100 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,711 - Cabbage. - Be careful. 101 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:38,238 - Do you bring your own uniform? - I have it and then... 102 00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:46,197 Yes...welcome to the family. 103 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,271 Yes, come in. 104 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:19,519 Supper hour. 105 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:21,833 Dinner. 106 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:24,637 Dinner. 107 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,718 That meat is eating us out of the house. 108 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:39,518 Do you envy the animal its food? After all, it is mother's pension that pays. 109 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:42,439 The poor animal can't help it. 110 00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:46,076 It's not envy... 111 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:51,593 ...but I think it goes too far. I think it goes too far. 112 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:58,199 It is not the dog's fault that we are about to go to the dogs. 113 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,120 Healthier. 114 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,755 I'll probably have to decide that myself. 115 00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:19,395 Is it healthy for you to be in Denmark? 116 00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,592 Healthy because I only want to work in one country, - 117 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,952 - where working is a matter of honour. 118 00:12:26,160 --> 00:12:30,916 A matter of honor? Working? It was disgusting though. 119 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:57,035 (piano) 120 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:03,711 That's my Grand Prix tune. He can play. 121 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,198 - Do you know it? - Yes 122 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:38,396 - Have you tried it before? - Yes, I'm an old musician. 123 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:42,719 I have played the piano in a high mountain hotel. Twice. 124 00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:46,436 One time. Who wrote it? 125 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:51,430 I have, and I intend for it to win the Melodi Grand Prix. 126 00:13:51,640 --> 00:13:55,520 Yes, I intend to. It's good at the beginning, isn't it? 127 00:13:55,720 --> 00:13:57,518 Yes, and there... 128 00:13:57,720 --> 00:14:02,157 Yes, and it is very significant. Especially up to the middle piece. 129 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:04,670 And the ending is... 130 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:09,351 Kitty! Mother in law! Come down and sing along. 131 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,757 Odvar has learned it. 132 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:15,270 (humming) 133 00:14:15,480 --> 00:14:19,235 First one: da da da da. 134 00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,829 One: da da da da. That's how it is every time. 135 00:14:22,040 --> 00:14:25,351 It repeats itself throughout. At the very end. 136 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,756 It only comes to "one". 137 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:30,520 Come on, Ketty and mother-in-law. 138 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:33,439 What Abba can do, so can we. 139 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:37,471 You came and took my heart 140 00:14:38,600 --> 00:14:41,592 you came and took my body 141 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,796 now i feel only pain 142 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:50,832 because you have stopped 143 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:55,476 Jesper, line Jesper whom I miss 144 00:14:56,720 --> 00:15:00,156 you who were my best childhood friend 145 00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:04,953 you moved away and you became a Copenhagener 146 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:09,074 come back and be mine again 147 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:13,313 - Good text. - Yes, I wrote it myself. 148 00:15:13,520 --> 00:15:15,909 Poetic. Typical Danish. 149 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,314 Yes... 150 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,230 You are in my thoughts 151 00:15:23,040 --> 00:15:26,112 both by day and by night 152 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:31,071 you know my heart beats 153 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:35,477 for you my own darling 154 00:15:36,440 --> 00:15:40,434 Jesper, line Jesper whom I miss 155 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,590 you who were my best childhood friend 156 00:15:45,120 --> 00:15:49,557 you moved away and you became a Copenhagener 157 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:53,754 come back and be mine again 158 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:59,079 You are in my thoughts 159 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:03,278 both by day and by night 160 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:08,629 you know my heart beats 161 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:13,314 for you my own darling 162 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:18,111 Jesper, little Jesper whom I miss 163 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:22,359 you who were my best childhood friend 164 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:27,111 you moved away and you became a Copenhagener 165 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,279 come back and be mine again 166 00:16:32,080 --> 00:16:36,517 you moved away and you became a Copenhagener 167 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:39,873 come back and be mine 168 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,153 again 169 00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:59,760 - Good day. Is it them? - Yes. 170 00:16:59,960 --> 00:17:03,157 Then it's the last chance, Golden Cabbage. 171 00:17:03,360 --> 00:17:06,876 They owe DKK 22,000 for half a year's rent. 172 00:17:07,080 --> 00:17:10,835 - Can't we talk about it together? - No. 173 00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,949 Tell me, are you moving? 174 00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,071 Yeah... nah... 175 00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,793 Yes Yes... 176 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,752 - Voluntarily? - Yes. 177 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:24,999 If I can save 22,000, then we are moving. 178 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:35,151 It goes on the roof, Odvar. It goes on the roof. 179 00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:40,397 - Where are we really going? - We're just driving out of the blue, Adolph. 180 00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:43,797 Don't talk about. We go to the assistance office. 181 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:46,594 The aid office? 182 00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,155 It is time for society to step up. 183 00:17:49,360 --> 00:17:53,672 You're not quite what you used to be, Chas. 184 00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:58,113 They are so nice over there. If only you could become something with the cap. 185 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,119 Should I...? Should we...? 186 00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:05,518 - May I make a suggestion? - No you must not. 187 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:10,032 We are homesick, so it is the municipality's duty to provide us with something to live in. 188 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:12,800 We are dignified needy. 189 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:17,039 - Can you agree? - To the assistance office. 190 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:27,518 I refuse to go into the welfare office. 191 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,872 The public must come to me. 192 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:35,233 I would never go to the welfare office. 193 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:36,714 You are a pretty couple. 194 00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:41,517 - Mother and I will probably sort that matter out. - Now the women must take over. 195 00:18:42,880 --> 00:18:45,190 That thing with public assistance - 196 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:49,712 - and advice and what do I know, - 197 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:53,675 - it is typically Danish. It is the same in Norway. 198 00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,516 What are you drinking again? Is it crude oil? 199 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:21,518 Biodynamic. 200 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,917 Good day, where do you get help when you are homeless? 201 00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:33,794 - That's the limb there. - Thanks. 202 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,834 Pardon. 203 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:44,634 - They want? - My name is Mrs Gyldenkål. 204 00:19:44,840 --> 00:19:47,992 What is your social security number or passport number? 205 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:51,158 Possible health insurance number? 206 00:19:51,840 --> 00:19:55,629 No numbers? Then you must go to block 12, building 4, entrance 12, - 207 00:19:55,840 --> 00:19:58,275 - second floor, room 245. 208 00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,039 Thanks. 209 00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:03,874 Good day. 210 00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,359 (humming) 211 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:16,551 I would like some help with a lager. 212 00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:18,558 Two pilsners. 213 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:21,593 Three pilsners. 214 00:20:22,800 --> 00:20:27,510 Wouldn't you like to help with that Norwegian beer bread? 215 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,234 It is folk medicine. 216 00:20:30,440 --> 00:20:32,829 You are too fast. 217 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:36,829 You might as well help the rest of us with your health. 218 00:20:37,040 --> 00:20:39,316 At your own risk. 219 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:41,272 - Never mind. Never mind. - Never mind. 220 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,880 You forgot to shake the bottle. 221 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:04,958 It was good. 222 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,950 - An apartment for how many? - Seven. 223 00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:13,118 - And a dog. - Yes, my mother won it. 224 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:19,997 We do not have any apartments with permission to keep dogs. 225 00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:26,071 - Well, it's a very small dog. - If you want to live in a doghouse then... 226 00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:27,953 Chess. 227 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,871 Did you say something? 228 00:21:31,080 --> 00:21:33,196 I look at you and you look at me 229 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:36,358 I look at you and you look at me 230 00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:43,714 I look at you and you look at me 231 00:21:43,920 --> 00:21:47,470 What on earth is this supposed to represent? 232 00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,478 Norwegian folk dance. 233 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:53,150 Norwegian medicine. Mulberry and distilled rockfish. 234 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,192 And two...three lagers. 235 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:57,960 - Did you get the money? - Yes, we got 500 kroner. 236 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:03,439 We have to spend the night for them, because we don't get an apartment until tomorrow. 237 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:07,918 Do they imagine we are going to spend the night in a hostel? 238 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:09,190 Yes. 239 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:14,076 A hard bed and a blanket. This is what the healthy body needs. 240 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:18,877 Absolutely correct. We are going to Scandinavia. 241 00:22:19,360 --> 00:22:21,954 I'm looking at you and you... 242 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:35,109 They work illegally, so you'd better stay on the bus. 243 00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,550 Take care of the dog. 244 00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,549 I'm sending caviar down to you. For the dog. 245 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:47,033 Typical Danish hospitality. 246 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,312 My name is Golden Cabbage. 247 00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:55,638 I would like to watch... or have a suite. 248 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,036 We have the presidential suite available. 249 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:03,314 - The presidential suite? Yes, that is the one. - Please write your name there. 250 00:23:03,520 --> 00:23:08,276 Yes, I'll probably write my name if that's what you want. 251 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,675 Such. 252 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:13,589 Will you send a little bellboy up, he doesn't have to be that big, - 253 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:16,155 - with a bottle of champagne? 254 00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,319 Yeah... 255 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,872 I must say. 256 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:41,232 Aren't you a bit wasteful with the aid office's money? 257 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,839 I can't see that. 258 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,509 It is a principle in social legislation, - 259 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:50,032 - that one should not lower the standard of living because of unjustified hardship. 260 00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:54,154 - How adorable it is here. - Yes, this is a real net. 261 00:23:55,640 --> 00:23:57,517 Yes, excellent. 262 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:03,913 But they forgot to empty the ashtray. 263 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:06,396 You don't have to put up with that. 264 00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:10,070 Think what it costs the taxpayers to have us living here. 265 00:24:10,280 --> 00:24:14,194 - They must have a proper ruffle. - Chas, stop it. 266 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:16,635 Is that the front desk? 267 00:24:16,840 --> 00:24:20,390 They are talking to Director Gyldenkål from the presidential suite. 268 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,319 Will you send someone up and clean properly? 269 00:24:23,520 --> 00:24:25,318 And where does the champagne go? 270 00:24:25,520 --> 00:24:28,194 Our Lord preserved! What a service. 271 00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,276 It pays to scold. 272 00:24:31,480 --> 00:24:32,834 (there is a knock on the door) 273 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:34,394 Come in. 274 00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,552 Your luggage. 275 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,072 Well, Brian! 276 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,953 Is that you? 277 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,432 - More? - Yes, I want more. 278 00:24:49,320 --> 00:24:52,995 - We write it on the bill. - Yes, they are so cute. 279 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,670 They do everything they say. Listen to this. 280 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:03,671 It's Golden Cabbage. Yes, it's me again. 281 00:25:03,880 --> 00:25:05,553 Yes, I'll keep going. 282 00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:08,752 Would you please send some caviar out to the dog? 283 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,190 No no no. 284 00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,755 Yes, the real one. 285 00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:15,719 Yes Yes. 286 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:17,957 Well, thank you. 287 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:24,112 (it knocks) 288 00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:31,709 Caviar for the dog, please. 289 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:34,313 Please... 290 00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,796 A thousand please. 291 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,478 Liver pâté? 292 00:25:40,400 --> 00:25:43,791 Good for dogs with a lot of liver pâté. 293 00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,274 Not caviar. 294 00:25:45,480 --> 00:25:47,756 Caviar... 295 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,074 ...is poisonous. 296 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,830 If you eat caviar, the eyes fall out. 297 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:57,790 Look, little Odvar poisons himself - 298 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:03,393 -to show you how dangerous it is to eat caviar. 299 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,673 I am now looking forward to us getting our own again. 300 00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:12,555 They promised us something in a rural setting. 301 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:14,717 Doesn't that sound romantic? 302 00:26:31,280 --> 00:26:33,032 Why are you dissatisfied? 303 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:37,234 When I was young, you didn't have houses like that. 304 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:41,559 Well, never mind. At least there is room for the piano. 305 00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:43,751 (clink) 306 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:51,510 Seven years of misfortune. 307 00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,553 - So, never mind- - Seven years. 308 00:26:54,760 --> 00:26:57,320 Yeah, never mind. Come here. 309 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,159 Jesus Christ. 310 00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:07,391 - Throw some salt over the left shoulder. - Or sprinkle it on a cat's tail. 311 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:11,355 Now stop your nonsense. Just throw it up. 312 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,756 Seven years goes by quickly. 313 00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:15,871 (clink) 314 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:20,399 14 year accident. 315 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:25,958 So, Odvar, go into the kitchen and make some mashed potatoes. 316 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:28,592 (the doorbell rings) 317 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:30,837 If it is someone who sells books, - 318 00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,670 - we will only have them when the municipality has given us a shelf. 319 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:40,710 Jesper, line Jesper whom I miss 320 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:44,276 you who were my best childhood friend 321 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,838 you moved away and you became a Copenhagener 322 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,270 come back and… 323 00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:54,233 Good day, daddy's boy. 324 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,320 - What's the point? - With what, Brian? 325 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:03,833 You left the hotel without paying and now they are deducting it from our salary. 326 00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,395 It was horrible though. 327 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:10,995 Chas, is that right? 328 00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:13,354 You walked away... 329 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,880 Chase! 330 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:19,597 The bill came to 2,500 kroner, and we only had the 500 kroner. 331 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:22,838 Then give the 500 kroner to Brian. 332 00:28:23,040 --> 00:28:24,792 You walked away... 333 00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,709 - Yes Yes. - And then you get the last 2,000. 334 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,831 You walked away... 335 00:28:31,040 --> 00:28:36,069 - That is easier said than done. - If you have to take a job. 336 00:28:39,440 --> 00:28:42,273 It's no use creating yourself. 337 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:46,075 Hello? What on earth happened here? 338 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:48,157 It was good you came, Adolph. 339 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:51,990 - What's wrong with Charles? - He needs a beer. 340 00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:55,598 He has cheated his children out of DKK 2,000. 341 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,430 And we want them within three days, otherwise we will pick up the piano. 342 00:28:59,640 --> 00:29:02,598 That would be a boon to humanity. 343 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,713 - Shut up, Charles. - Hello, Adolph. Have a lager. 344 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:07,957 Thanks, that was nice of you. 345 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:10,913 I have to get back to work. 346 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,873 - Father and I have to go too. - Where are we going? 347 00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,879 We are going to the employment service. 348 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,435 The employment service? 349 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:27,710 Isn't that going to extremes? Aid is going well. 350 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:32,357 You deserve to get a job, the way you cheat your own kids. 351 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:37,633 I guess my own children are happy to help their parents. 352 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,991 It is pointless to take the space away from people who want to work. 353 00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:45,873 Next. 354 00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,112 And what can you do? 355 00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:52,518 To be honest: nothing. 356 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,792 They need to hear from us. Thanks. Next. 357 00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:25,556 - Can we do anything for you? - Will you help me out with the goods? 358 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:28,798 These are samples for the environmental group MOA. 359 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,959 Well, one of your colleagues was there yesterday. 360 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:37,916 Well...Yes yes. We have had to intensify the control. 361 00:30:38,120 --> 00:30:41,556 After all, consumers have become so quality conscious. 362 00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:47,233 - But maybe you don't mind? - No, then. 363 00:30:47,440 --> 00:30:51,434 Thank you. Thank you. 364 00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,392 You are welcome. 365 00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:55,477 Thank you very much. 366 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,360 - We take the bus. - Do you have any money? 367 00:30:59,560 --> 00:31:02,234 It will be alright. Now let me. 368 00:31:09,680 --> 00:31:12,991 Good day. The ticket control. May I see your ticket? 369 00:31:13,200 --> 00:31:15,589 Your ticket. Thank you for your kindness. 370 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:17,598 Tickets...please. 371 00:31:17,800 --> 00:31:20,440 The ticket control. Thank you. 372 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:24,554 May I see the ticket? Thanks. Just a moment. 373 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,590 Weatherly. It's alright. Thanks for lending. 374 00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,354 Moment. 375 00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:48,551 Held. Moment. 376 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,549 It's the control. 377 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,157 Are you there already, sweet children? 378 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,034 - No, mother, of course you can. - Look here. 379 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:29,632 That's more than can be said for Chas. It's a little wobbly for him at the moment. 380 00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,513 Look, Chas. Mother can. 381 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,757 Now we're going home. Came. 382 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,157 (sugar) 383 00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:54,560 - What's up, Chas? - It is an inhuman existence. 384 00:32:54,760 --> 00:32:59,596 If you can't accomplish anything, you have to give thanks. 385 00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,075 I don't expect much from that family counselor. 386 00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:07,191 - Do you hear? - Yes. 387 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:11,758 Are you listening, Tut? I don't expect much from that family counselor. 388 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:16,033 Let's see. And hear what she has to say. 389 00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,272 Be excluded from the production apparatus. 390 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,996 Feeling redundant, unimportant, useless. 391 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:26,157 Of course, Mr. Golden Cabbage. 392 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:29,273 I am here precisely to help you. 393 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:34,953 - Society does not fail its weak. - It takes strength to be weak. 394 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:39,552 Yeah...you know what? I'm not allowed to borrow the phone, am I? 395 00:33:39,760 --> 00:33:45,915 I have some problems at home and a family counselor is coming. 396 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,272 It can be difficult to reach it all. 397 00:33:49,480 --> 00:33:54,077 - Unfortunately, we don't have a phone. - Don't you have a phone? 398 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:58,194 - However, it is terrible. - Would you like a cup of coffee? 399 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:02,189 Well thank you. I'll see to it that it's sorted by tomorrow. 400 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:08,271 - What time tomorrow? Preferably in the morning. - Preferably in the morning, yes. 401 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,596 - Here you go. - Thanks. 402 00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,757 Then it was the furniture. 403 00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,631 The furnitures. 404 00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:20,720 Society cannot then defend that you have to live with... 405 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:25,357 The hideous furniture there? No, of course we will arrange that. 406 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:32,159 And then there was my mother-in-law. If she could get a vacation trip. 407 00:34:32,360 --> 00:34:37,355 Yes, but with the family. I dare not travel alone. 408 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:41,918 - Yes, with the family. - It should probably be possible. 409 00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,509 So I have to run. 410 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:49,669 I need to find out if that family counselor has been there. 411 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:53,555 It's not to slow you down, but if you want to score a TV. 412 00:34:53,760 --> 00:34:57,913 Color...27". 413 00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:02,159 - 26". - Well, well, 26". 414 00:35:05,440 --> 00:35:10,276 And a new habit would promote my employment opportunities. 415 00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,393 - And subsidies for passenger cars. - Do you have a yacht? 416 00:35:13,600 --> 00:35:17,070 - No not yet. - But passenger car. 417 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:22,514 - What about the lovely bus? - You can't drive a bus these days. 418 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:26,315 I have to run. Is there a phone booth nearby? 419 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:30,991 Yes, but couldn't the little dog be washed and groomed? 420 00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,511 - Yes, of course. - That was kind of you. 421 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:37,951 Yes, it was a very fruitful conversation. 422 00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,197 Very profitable. 423 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,755 I hope we'll see eachother again. 424 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,630 Chas, I have good news. 425 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:51,199 May I introduce Ms family counselor Cornelia Clausen? 426 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:54,279 She has given us everything. Did I mention the wine cellar? 427 00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,994 Chas, you got a job. 428 00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,394 Occupation? 429 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:02,240 By the municipality. They said you seemed honest. 430 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:06,399 I am pleased. Then you won't need assistance. 431 00:36:06,600 --> 00:36:10,355 There is no substitute for real work. 432 00:36:10,560 --> 00:36:12,551 You get your own car. 433 00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:48,758 It's too wrong though. 434 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,792 Bye Bye! 435 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,998 Lunch. 436 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,110 It's sabotage. Stop! 437 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,359 Have you seen the municipal elections? Waste of tax payers money. 438 00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:08,916 Aren't you proud that you have become a taxpayer? 439 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:10,758 Yes. 440 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,674 Are you crazy, man? Keep inside immediately. 441 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,472 Well, it's not me. 442 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:32,992 I was just looking at it, so it's not me. 443 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,759 - It's you. - They are nicer in reality. 444 00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:43,033 Blah blah blah. I shall teach such a duke. 445 00:37:43,240 --> 00:37:44,310 Yes please. 446 00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:49,639 Now you just have to enjoy your lunch. 447 00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,352 Do you think you are on a forest trip? 448 00:37:56,080 --> 00:38:00,074 It's my agreed upon lunch break. 449 00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:06,435 It will all start to pick up speed for you soon. 450 00:38:14,240 --> 00:38:16,117 Are you raving insane? 451 00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,719 Did they support you? 452 00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:21,879 I am actually the mayor of the municipality, - 453 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,469 - and you are fired on gray paper- 454 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,512 Thanks. Did you hear that? 455 00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:29,360 See to it that the sweeper is removed... 456 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:32,791 ...ridiculous clown. 457 00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,959 They look better in pictures now anyway. 458 00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,640 It was just some printed matter. 459 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:46,239 He was the one who called me a ridiculous clown. 460 00:38:46,440 --> 00:38:51,230 - At least you're not ridiculous. - Think someone votes for him. 461 00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,432 - Who should people vote for? - There must be others. 462 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,313 They are all the same. 463 00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:59,319 Better to vote blank than vote for him there. 464 00:38:59,520 --> 00:39:02,433 Don't vote blank, my girl. 465 00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,839 - You must vote for me. - You? 466 00:39:06,040 --> 00:39:10,477 I am running for the next municipal election. 467 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:13,194 You know nothing about politics. 468 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:17,314 The less you know, the better. Look at those who were selected last. 469 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:22,833 I have to show the mayor's nose who it is he has offended. 470 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:25,600 Don't let the sun sink your anger. 471 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:29,873 He must beg me on his weeping knees. 472 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:35,154 - Which party are you running for? - I am forming my own party. 473 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:41,470 Why don't you become a leftist like Ketty's father? 474 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:45,435 You need 18,000 signatures to form a new party. 475 00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:50,589 No, at municipal elections it is enough with five voters. 476 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:55,590 - How many of us are here? - Five adults with Odvar. 477 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:58,838 No, he can't be used for anything. 478 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,509 And I probably can't stand for myself. 479 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:05,350 So we are missing two. 480 00:40:05,560 --> 00:40:11,397 - What do you want to call your party? - It's not that kind of party. 481 00:40:11,600 --> 00:40:14,274 That's what you call a list. 482 00:40:14,480 --> 00:40:18,394 What do you think of the "Family list"? 483 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,398 Yes. 484 00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,596 We shall have nothing. 485 00:40:23,800 --> 00:40:27,270 My name is Golden Cabbage. I am your new neighbor. 486 00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:32,435 - We do not lend anything. - I'm not coming to borrow. 487 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:36,918 I will help you to reduce your rent. 488 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,397 Did the rent go down? Come on in. 489 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:49,798 It's the wife. 490 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:54,392 - Hey Hey. - Good day. Golden cabbage. Neighbor. 491 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:57,069 Rent reduced? 492 00:40:57,280 --> 00:41:01,638 Yes, we are a group of tenants who have founded a tenants' association - 493 00:41:01,840 --> 00:41:04,958 - in protest against the sky-high rent - 494 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:08,755 - and capitalism's exploitation of the tenants. 495 00:41:08,960 --> 00:41:12,157 - Does it cost anything? - No, just sign. 496 00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:14,158 You and your lovely wife. 497 00:41:14,360 --> 00:41:18,991 I say "you" because we are all in the same sinking boat. 498 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,953 So you write. Use it there. 499 00:41:22,160 --> 00:41:24,720 - There are no other names. - No. 500 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:30,871 No, but it is natural to ask your neighbor first. 501 00:41:31,080 --> 00:41:34,960 However, we are close to each other...or live. 502 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,878 Just write. 503 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,276 Should I keep? 504 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,673 - There? - Yes, your name. Broadly. 505 00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,353 Good day. 506 00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:58,637 - Hello? - Would you please ring the bell? 507 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:00,797 Ring the bell. 508 00:42:03,040 --> 00:42:04,394 So here we are. 509 00:42:04,600 --> 00:42:07,160 - What can I do for you? - It is me. 510 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,078 We...I have... 511 00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:13,194 Take a number and you will be called when it is your turn. 512 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:17,155 - There is no one else. - They have to take a number anyway. 513 00:42:17,360 --> 00:42:20,990 Take a number and we'll be called when it's our turn. 514 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,077 One of the small ones. 515 00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:26,875 - Can you win something from it? - Very funny. 516 00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:29,478 Please take a seat. 517 00:42:35,840 --> 00:42:40,118 - Counter pope. - Yes. Typical Danish. 518 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:43,995 This is also the case in Norway. 519 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,271 (the clock strikes) 520 00:42:47,920 --> 00:42:51,550 - Then we close for today. - We would have liked to have reached... 521 00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:56,755 We close the office at four o'clock. It's on the outside of the door. 522 00:43:01,240 --> 00:43:03,231 Received today's date. 523 00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:07,038 We made it. 524 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:11,476 Now you just have to listen. 525 00:43:11,680 --> 00:43:15,435 Now you just have to hear what I have come up with. 526 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,919 You must vote for the election 527 00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,670 on a completely new batch 528 00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:28,553 You mustn't forget that 529 00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:32,389 because you will be able to 530 00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,073 Then listen to the chorus: 531 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:38,591 Golden Cabbage and his Family List 532 00:43:39,640 --> 00:43:43,076 Golden cabbage is the way up and forward 533 00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:47,114 everything to gain nothing to lose 534 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:51,838 Golden cabbage makes your everyday life easy 535 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,229 Well, what do you think? 536 00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,434 It sounds exactly like an advertisement for washing powder. 537 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:03,075 Politics must be sold like washing powder. 538 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,715 This is why we need posters. 539 00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:10,710 Any form of public publicity that can spread our message. 540 00:44:13,840 --> 00:44:15,672 Chas, what's our message? 541 00:44:15,880 --> 00:44:21,671 A message is not necessary. You just have to make people right. 542 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,596 We are about to start a new batch. 543 00:44:27,800 --> 00:44:33,751 Municipal elections are coming soon, so vote for Gyldenkål. 544 00:44:34,520 --> 00:44:36,955 Golden cabbage leads the new party. 545 00:44:37,160 --> 00:44:41,233 Taxes go down. Everything goes down and we go up. 546 00:44:43,360 --> 00:44:45,715 Vote for Golden Cabbage. 547 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:50,273 Good day. 548 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:56,153 For the municipal elections, we are starting a new party, - 549 00:44:56,360 --> 00:45:00,718 - it's called the Family list. Vote for Golden Cabbage. We win the election. 550 00:45:08,160 --> 00:45:11,596 - Good morning, may I come in? - Do you have a court order? 551 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:15,839 - No, but I want to tell... - Screw the hell up. 552 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:18,233 Vote for Golden Cabbage. 553 00:45:19,680 --> 00:45:22,672 - Excuse me... - Come inside. 554 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:26,675 Hello Hello. Won't you sit down? 555 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:29,473 Like that. 556 00:45:29,680 --> 00:45:33,355 I come to tell you about the Family List. 557 00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,312 God no! 558 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:37,754 Now you just have to see. 559 00:45:37,960 --> 00:45:41,191 There seems to be a misunderstanding. 560 00:45:47,880 --> 00:45:51,396 - Sorry, I wanted to... - Yes, please. 561 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:55,755 - I would like to... - Just watch TV when the little one is put to bed. 562 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:59,874 The little one just needs mashed bananas and then sleep. 563 00:46:00,080 --> 00:46:01,479 But... 564 00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:03,318 Bye honey. 565 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:06,876 I'll be back when the bank game ends. 566 00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:10,197 Vote for Golden Cabbage. 567 00:46:12,240 --> 00:46:14,595 Good day. Vote for Golden Cabbage. 568 00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,279 You are late. 569 00:46:16,480 --> 00:46:19,950 Now we're in a bit of a hurry. We take off the jacket. 570 00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:24,916 I was just thinking... I was just thinking about... 571 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:27,953 If you're a pervert, it's not here. 572 00:46:28,160 --> 00:46:32,074 - I only came to talk. - It's the same price. 573 00:46:34,120 --> 00:46:36,157 - Swedish. - Danish. 574 00:46:36,360 --> 00:46:41,275 German. French. Bulgarian as in the illustration. 575 00:46:41,480 --> 00:46:43,551 Figure four! 576 00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,230 Andalusian? With or without slippers? 577 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,717 So, it wasn't so bad, was it? 578 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,390 Yes, because I came to tell you about the Family List. 579 00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:58,195 - I just came to... - Well, you want a threesome? 580 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:02,030 Then you have to wait. My friend has a client. 581 00:47:04,080 --> 00:47:07,118 - Well! - Hello Hello. 582 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:11,075 - Nah! - They are here too. 583 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:21,398 - They must have taken the dog with them. - It's not my dog. 584 00:47:22,720 --> 00:47:25,030 You can see that you are entering politics. 585 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:28,278 You can't see, you're on your way out. 586 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:31,950 - What do you mean by that? - It will show. 587 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:37,316 Lift to all. 588 00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,037 Vote for the Family List. 589 00:47:44,320 --> 00:47:49,713 Ladies and gentlemen, may I take exactly 17 seconds of your time? 590 00:47:49,920 --> 00:47:56,235 I would recommend you to cast your vote for a new policy. 591 00:47:56,440 --> 00:48:00,513 On a brand new lot: The family list. 592 00:48:00,720 --> 00:48:03,678 We lower taxes and increase the pension. 593 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,315 We will plant trees on the highways, - 594 00:48:06,520 --> 00:48:10,673 - and road users must have the green light for twice as long. 595 00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:15,795 We want to promote the joy of the work-free income. 596 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,638 But above all, we promise better weather in our time. 597 00:48:20,840 --> 00:48:26,279 Therefore remember: cross at Golden Cabbage. Tick ​​the Family list. Thanks. 598 00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,875 - Adolph, how was it? - Like an old-fashioned country circus. 599 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:33,356 Then it's on. Foot on. 600 00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,751 Down with the tax. Up with me. 601 00:48:46,240 --> 00:48:50,552 Free caramels! Free caramels! 602 00:48:52,080 --> 00:48:54,959 Caramels for everyone! 603 00:48:55,480 --> 00:49:00,395 Crossroads at Golden Cabbage. Free caramels for everyone. 604 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,512 - Disgusting bites. - These are the future voters. 605 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:08,439 I guess I'll be retired by then. 606 00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:11,473 Then it's on, Adolph. Do you have your foot on? 607 00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:15,719 Off. Yes, it was good. Welcome home, kids. 608 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:25,238 Dear senior citizens. You must assert your influence. 609 00:49:25,440 --> 00:49:29,070 Therefore: Tick Golden Cabbage on the Family List. 610 00:49:29,280 --> 00:49:32,750 Then you get a higher pension and free support stockings. 611 00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:34,633 New upper mouths. 612 00:49:34,840 --> 00:49:36,717 Hey, Dad. 613 00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:44,830 - Do you know them? - No, it's the mayor's voters. 614 00:49:45,040 --> 00:49:47,600 Get on your feet, Adolph. Let's drive. 615 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,831 Vote for Golden Cabbage. 616 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:59,351 This Golden Cabbage is running a very ongoing campaign. 617 00:49:59,560 --> 00:50:04,350 You should find something on him. Maybe he goes for an intimate massage. 618 00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:07,996 Nah nah, gentlemen. No, ugh. 619 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:12,516 I hope we are above that. 620 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:21,758 I think it's a lovely broadcast. 621 00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:25,669 That wasn't what we were supposed to be talking about. 622 00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:28,952 We want to give you a chance to catch up... 623 00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:31,117 - Can I start now? - Yes. 624 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:34,631 strange evening air 625 00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:38,993 where is my head beckoning 626 00:50:39,200 --> 00:50:43,831 mild warm floral scents 627 00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:48,352 say where you wave now 628 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:52,155 - Go! I continue? - There is no reason for that. 629 00:50:52,360 --> 00:50:54,670 (Bell) 630 00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,714 - I don't know if you heard...? - Yes, I heard something. 631 00:50:58,920 --> 00:51:01,639 That was the proof. 632 00:51:01,840 --> 00:51:04,639 How funny it was. 633 00:51:04,840 --> 00:51:09,516 These were exactly the four lines we had in mind. 634 00:51:11,840 --> 00:51:14,229 It's a nice broadcast. 635 00:51:14,440 --> 00:51:18,195 - Whose dog is outside? - Is it still there? 636 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,233 It has followed me all day. 637 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,471 (the doorbell rings) 638 00:51:27,680 --> 00:51:29,000 Brave? 639 00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:30,952 It's probably the poor animal. 640 00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:33,720 Mojn mojn, that was a good number. 641 00:51:34,440 --> 00:51:37,910 (speaks Southern Jutland) 642 00:51:39,240 --> 00:51:40,674 Typical Danish. 643 00:51:45,120 --> 00:51:47,555 Swan love from De Borgerlige. 644 00:51:47,760 --> 00:51:49,910 There it is. 645 00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,314 Then it was the caller. 646 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,556 I am mayor Stæremose from the Center Party. 647 00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:01,320 We must have bumped into each other. 648 00:52:02,160 --> 00:52:03,833 Pardon. 649 00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:06,399 Good evening. 650 00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:09,918 Take a seat. 651 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,792 Does that dog belong to any of those gentlemen? 652 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:16,234 No. 653 00:52:16,440 --> 00:52:19,432 Well, that's good. For the dog. 654 00:52:19,920 --> 00:52:23,595 My time is short. I am in the middle of an election campaign. 655 00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:27,350 This is exactly what we will discuss. 656 00:52:27,560 --> 00:52:32,919 We can understand that you have created the list in dissatisfaction with, - 657 00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:37,114 - that you have lost your job as a sweeper. 658 00:52:37,320 --> 00:52:39,960 Not at all. 659 00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:45,872 - Well, we understand you very well. - I can't imagine that. 660 00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:51,029 In fact, we already have way too many lists. 661 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:56,360 - Too many parties are unhealthy. - This leads to a loss of votes. 662 00:52:56,560 --> 00:52:59,757 A vote on the Familielist is not wasted. 663 00:52:59,960 --> 00:53:04,352 We all know what this is all about, - 664 00:53:04,560 --> 00:53:10,317 - so we want to offer you a senior position in the municipality. 665 00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:14,718 In return for you withdrawing your list. 666 00:53:14,920 --> 00:53:20,359 Interesting. It's not the position of music director, is it? 667 00:53:20,560 --> 00:53:22,756 I'm a pianist after all. 668 00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,519 No. 669 00:53:24,720 --> 00:53:29,271 This is actually a newly created position... 670 00:53:29,480 --> 00:53:32,916 ...as chief sweeper. 671 00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:42,112 - Chief sweeper? - They don't have to sweep themselves. 672 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:48,316 - You should accept that position. - A permanent position. And with a cap. 673 00:53:49,520 --> 00:53:52,717 If those gentlemen would be so kind. 674 00:53:54,480 --> 00:53:55,914 Out! 675 00:53:57,040 --> 00:54:00,590 You will regret it, Golden Cabbage. 676 00:54:00,800 --> 00:54:02,711 Out! 677 00:54:04,360 --> 00:54:07,478 you must vote for the election 678 00:54:08,520 --> 00:54:10,909 on a completely new batch 679 00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,957 You mustn't forget that 680 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,753 because you will be able to 681 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:23,998 Golden Cabbage and his Family List 682 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,952 Golden cabbage is the way up and forward 683 00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,794 It's too crazy. He can't afford that. 684 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,435 He probably doesn't mind that. 685 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,351 You must vote for the election 686 00:54:42,280 --> 00:54:45,193 on a completely new batch 687 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:49,678 You mustn't forget that 688 00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:53,599 because you will be able to 689 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,871 Golden Cabbage and his Family List 690 00:54:58,960 --> 00:55:01,634 Golden cabbage is the way up and forward 691 00:55:01,840 --> 00:55:04,514 I'm calling the police. 692 00:55:04,720 --> 00:55:08,634 You can save yourself. They are already there. 693 00:55:11,240 --> 00:55:14,790 Everything to gain nothing to lose 694 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:20,594 Golden cabbage makes your everyday life 695 00:55:21,120 --> 00:55:23,191 easy 696 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:38,358 Then we can ask questions from the audience. 697 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,635 Yes, I would like to ask, - 698 00:55:41,840 --> 00:55:47,313 - how Familiesten stands up to dogs here in the municipality. 699 00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,909 I'm glad you ask, - 700 00:55:50,120 --> 00:55:54,000 - and I will try to answer you as clearly as possible. 701 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:58,990 The family list finds that dogs are of the greatest importance for - 702 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:05,879 - the well-being of the individual in this alienated society. 703 00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:15,237 I would like to add that a vote on the Family List - 704 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,751 - is a vote for better conditions for our four-legged friends... 705 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,318 Yes, I do not shy away from saying...fellow citizens. 706 00:56:29,640 --> 00:56:32,996 On behalf of the incumbent municipal council - 707 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:37,751 - I would like to ask Mr. Gyldenkål, directly and without circumlocution, - 708 00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:42,318 - what he will do for the dogs that we haven't done. 709 00:56:43,040 --> 00:56:47,716 Yes...so... We from our side...especially... 710 00:56:47,920 --> 00:56:50,878 We have always believed that the dogs, - 711 00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:57,031 - and I think especially of the dogs and the dog owners. 712 00:56:57,240 --> 00:57:03,031 They should have a sanctuary where they can walk, run and dare - 713 00:57:03,240 --> 00:57:05,516 - without being scolded. 714 00:57:05,720 --> 00:57:10,669 In short, a dog park. That is what the Family list wants. 715 00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:16,437 This is exactly what we want. 716 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:21,392 Your list will save on public spending, right? 717 00:57:21,600 --> 00:57:23,876 Yes, at any time. 718 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:27,869 And you also want to increase social benefits and pensions? 719 00:57:28,080 --> 00:57:30,879 Yes, it was just missing. 720 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:42,550 - So you want to reduce taxes? - Yes. So it beats. 721 00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:50,429 - And increase public spending? - Yes. So it beats. 722 00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:53,951 Well then, only one thing remains, - 723 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:57,755 - which we would like to clarify, Golden Cabbage. 724 00:57:59,440 --> 00:58:04,594 Where the hell do you get the money for your dog park? 725 00:58:14,600 --> 00:58:17,479 I'm glad you're asking me that question. 726 00:58:17,680 --> 00:58:21,639 I may go so far as to say that I think, I am glad, - 727 00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:28,155 - that you ask the question specifically to me. 728 00:58:30,920 --> 00:58:34,197 We would be very happy with an answer. 729 00:58:38,120 --> 00:58:40,350 Oh yeah... 730 00:58:43,200 --> 00:58:44,520 Fire! 731 00:58:44,720 --> 00:58:47,473 Fire! Fire! 732 00:58:52,640 --> 00:58:57,157 - You were lucky there, Golden Cabbage. - A flammable subject. 733 00:58:59,160 --> 00:59:03,393 I am from TV-Avisen. Can I get a statement in the dog case? 734 00:59:03,480 --> 00:59:08,634 The best way I can put it is that we in our party strive for - 735 00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:12,834 - to create a dog park. A people's dog park. 736 00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:15,429 Or the dogs' dog park, if you will. 737 00:59:15,640 --> 00:59:20,316 But we will not fail to strive for the final goal: 738 00:59:20,520 --> 00:59:24,150 Every dog ​​his own park. That's why I'm leading the... 739 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:26,749 It doesn't get too little, does it? 740 00:59:26,960 --> 00:59:28,598 Thanks Brian. 741 00:59:29,200 --> 00:59:31,111 Daddy's boy. 742 00:59:33,680 --> 00:59:39,073 You can see for yourself, Rasmine. That guy must be doing something for the rent. 743 00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:46,152 He now talks more about the dog owners. But shut up, how handsome he is. 744 00:59:46,640 --> 00:59:48,870 I don't care what he says. 745 00:59:49,080 --> 00:59:52,710 This is the type society needs. 746 01:00:30,080 --> 01:00:32,151 For the people. With the people. 747 01:00:32,360 --> 01:00:35,955 The choice is easy. Tick ​​the Family list. 748 01:00:42,320 --> 01:00:45,199 Ugh! 749 01:00:45,840 --> 01:00:49,799 I have put a horseshoe in the gentleman's right pocket. 750 01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,039 And a four-leaf clover in the left. It brings good luck. 751 01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:57,551 Luck is needed when fighting for a better society. 752 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,400 Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! 753 01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:08,478 Hooray! 754 01:01:11,480 --> 01:01:13,118 Hooray! 755 01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:22,994 Good day. 756 01:01:26,880 --> 01:01:28,109 Good day. 757 01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:32,109 Good day. 758 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,673 Good day. 759 01:01:39,760 --> 01:01:42,559 One, but strong. 760 01:01:43,240 --> 01:01:45,436 (Bell) 761 01:01:45,680 --> 01:01:49,230 May I ask you to take your seats. 762 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:07,230 Welcome to the new municipal board. 763 01:02:08,040 --> 01:02:09,439 Thanks. 764 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,833 Also to the members we would rather have done without. 765 01:02:14,200 --> 01:02:15,554 You're welcome. 766 01:02:17,520 --> 01:02:20,797 The first item on the agenda is of course - 767 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:25,153 - election of a mayor for the next four-year period. 768 01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:28,990 Allow me to introduce myself. 769 01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:33,592 The left parties propose me as mayor. 770 01:02:36,600 --> 01:02:38,238 Reach... 771 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,319 Well then, I guess we'd better vote on it. 772 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:45,593 Everyone who is voting for me please stand up. 773 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:49,036 One two three four five, - 774 01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,993 - six, seven, eight. Thanks. 775 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,834 And everyone who votes for Miss Høghesen, - 776 01:02:57,040 --> 01:03:00,192 - please stand up if you can. 777 01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:03,191 One two three four, - 778 01:03:03,400 --> 01:03:05,960 - five, six, seven, eight. 779 01:03:07,320 --> 01:03:10,312 This means that... 780 01:03:12,440 --> 01:03:14,158 Eight... 781 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:20,833 Sorry, I must have missed your vote, Golden Cabbage. 782 01:03:21,040 --> 01:03:26,558 The family list then belongs among the bourgeois, right? 783 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:28,797 No, by no means. 784 01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:31,150 Bravo, Golden Cabbage. 785 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:37,631 - Are you voting for Miss Høghesen? - No, no way. 786 01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:40,514 What do you do then? 787 01:03:40,720 --> 01:03:46,352 Right off the bat, I would suggest that you all vote for me. 788 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:52,795 Gyldenkål, You get the chairmanship of the School Committee, - 789 01:03:53,000 --> 01:03:57,949 - in the Social Committee and the City Planning Committee, if you support me. 790 01:03:58,160 --> 01:04:01,118 Interesting offer. 791 01:04:06,400 --> 01:04:08,357 ...and the Town Planning Committee. 792 01:04:08,560 --> 01:04:11,279 If so you support me. 793 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:14,472 Interesting offer. 794 01:04:16,680 --> 01:04:20,560 We offer 200 artificial lampposts in the municipality - 795 01:04:20,760 --> 01:04:23,752 - and subsidies for puppy-rich families. 796 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:26,076 Interesting offer. 797 01:04:27,680 --> 01:04:29,637 ...for puppy-rich families. 798 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,116 Interesting offer. 799 01:04:33,360 --> 01:04:36,432 I'm disappointed you didn't become mayor. 800 01:04:36,640 --> 01:04:39,792 I'm disappointed that you don't know who the dog belongs to. 801 01:04:40,000 --> 01:04:42,389 Now that we've won, we don't need it. 802 01:04:42,600 --> 01:04:45,274 What about the dog park you promised? 803 01:04:45,480 --> 01:04:48,120 Dog park me here and dog park me there. 804 01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:53,474 - Now it's about realpolitik. - Oh yeah. 805 01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:57,275 Then I reckon all old grudges are forgotten, - 806 01:04:57,480 --> 01:05:00,836 - and that we can have a fruitful collaboration. 807 01:05:01,040 --> 01:05:04,078 Yes yes, thank you. So far. 808 01:05:04,280 --> 01:05:08,638 As chairman of the Urban Planning, Social and School Committee - 809 01:05:08,840 --> 01:05:12,879 - you will of course get your own office, dear friend. 810 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,640 I expected that too. 811 01:05:15,840 --> 01:05:20,869 I just need to ask the craftsmen if your office is finished. 812 01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,878 Thanks. 813 01:05:23,640 --> 01:05:25,313 Thanks. 814 01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:30,875 Yes, it's the craftsmen. 815 01:05:31,520 --> 01:05:34,273 Yes, we are actually done. 816 01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:47,632 (the phone is ringing) 817 01:05:47,840 --> 01:05:50,150 Hello, this is Golden Cabbage. 818 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,397 (the phone is ringing) 819 01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:54,593 Hello, this is Golden Cabbage. 820 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:56,552 (the phone is ringing) 821 01:05:56,760 --> 01:05:58,114 Hello, this is Golden... 822 01:05:58,320 --> 01:06:00,152 (the phone is ringing) 823 01:06:00,360 --> 01:06:01,759 It's Golden Cabbage. 824 01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,713 Yes, it's Golden Cabbage. 825 01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:08,629 Yes, good day, contractor Nielsen. 826 01:06:10,720 --> 01:06:12,518 Yes. 827 01:06:12,720 --> 01:06:16,509 It would be a pleasure to meet you. Both me and my wife. 828 01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:19,394 Both as chairman and privately. 829 01:06:19,600 --> 01:06:22,274 When do you say? Friday? 830 01:06:22,480 --> 01:06:24,039 A moment. 831 01:06:24,240 --> 01:06:27,870 I'll just see if I can squeeze in an hour. 832 01:06:29,800 --> 01:06:32,519 Yes, I sit and squeeze. When? 833 01:06:32,960 --> 01:06:35,236 19.30? 834 01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:39,919 19.30...can we say 19.32? 835 01:06:40,560 --> 01:06:44,554 Well excellent. Have fun, or with pleasure. 836 01:06:44,760 --> 01:06:46,910 Farewell, contractor Nielsen. 837 01:06:53,480 --> 01:06:57,030 Can't the contractor help you with that dog park? 838 01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,993 You have already been chosen for a whole week. 839 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:02,077 Now stop that dog park. 840 01:07:02,280 --> 01:07:04,920 There are far more exciting things in politics. 841 01:07:05,120 --> 01:07:08,750 I warn you if you want to do business again. 842 01:07:08,960 --> 01:07:11,554 You must prove yourself worthy of the public's trust. 843 01:07:11,760 --> 01:07:16,755 I do not betray the public's trust. They expect me to do business. 844 01:07:16,960 --> 01:07:18,519 Come on. 845 01:07:19,920 --> 01:07:22,355 (music) 846 01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:51,276 My husband really wants to do something for society. 847 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:53,437 And for the dogs. 848 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:58,760 We also had a dog, but it ran away. 849 01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:02,590 I have built Brøndbyhøj Strand and Brøndbyhøj Centre. 850 01:08:02,800 --> 01:08:07,397 I know them well. I live there myself. 851 01:08:08,440 --> 01:08:11,717 It was really terrible. 852 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:16,150 We are actually looking for a house. 853 01:08:16,360 --> 01:08:21,355 Something like yours, I think. 854 01:08:21,560 --> 01:08:24,154 I have built ten similar houses. 855 01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:27,796 Double garage, swimming pool... 856 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:31,630 - My husband's company built it. - Well. 857 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,033 Noble. 858 01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:38,390 There is a house that has not been sold. 859 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:43,356 Wouldn't you like to live there for a year? 860 01:08:45,080 --> 01:08:48,869 Well thank you. I could do that. 861 01:08:52,920 --> 01:08:55,992 Good, mother-in-law, but hold on with both hands. 862 01:08:56,200 --> 01:08:58,157 It must enter the palm garden. 863 01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:02,513 That one, my sweet boy, is going into the rubber garden. 864 01:09:02,720 --> 01:09:06,236 Would you be kind enough to...? Just put it there 865 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:10,752 It just needs to go over there. 866 01:09:11,520 --> 01:09:12,669 It's good, mom. 867 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,553 You take it in for yourself. 868 01:09:14,760 --> 01:09:17,149 Put it out there in the kitchen. 869 01:09:17,960 --> 01:09:19,633 It seems to be fine. 870 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:22,798 I'm going to a meeting with contractor Nielsen. 871 01:09:23,000 --> 01:09:26,038 I have to repay all his kindness. 872 01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:29,358 One hand washes the other. 873 01:09:29,560 --> 01:09:33,918 So bring the dogs. You say you're so into dogs. 874 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:38,239 Because mother and I are going to town, and Odvar is going to come along and carry packages. 875 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:41,831 Yes Yes. Then I'll take the dogs with me. 876 01:10:08,880 --> 01:10:11,349 (gives) 877 01:10:11,560 --> 01:10:13,153 (beep) 878 01:10:13,360 --> 01:10:16,716 - Yes? - Contractor Nielsen is waiting. 879 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,355 Send him in. 880 01:10:19,560 --> 01:10:22,632 Then it's time to get your paws off the table. 881 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:27,670 There are customers in the shop, so you have to look decent. 882 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,553 No, God... 883 01:10:29,760 --> 01:10:32,434 - Thank you for the last time. - Bon appetite. 884 01:10:32,640 --> 01:10:37,111 How funny it was to greet you. Sit down. 885 01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,551 - They are probably getting better. - It will be all right. 886 01:10:40,760 --> 01:10:44,151 It's moving forward, as we say in our industry. 887 01:10:44,360 --> 01:10:46,795 What can I do for you? 888 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:49,037 Actually... 889 01:10:50,600 --> 01:10:52,637 Now you just have to listen. 890 01:10:54,720 --> 01:10:58,236 I have a few acres of land here in the municipality. 891 01:10:58,600 --> 01:11:02,036 In the outer zone. Magnificent natural grounds, - 892 01:11:02,240 --> 01:11:05,631 - if you care about it. 893 01:11:06,360 --> 01:11:11,275 The outer zone? It was worse. I am sorry. 894 01:11:11,920 --> 01:11:16,357 I would like to see my land used sensibly. 895 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:18,073 I understand you. 896 01:11:19,440 --> 01:11:21,590 I understand you. 897 01:11:22,960 --> 01:11:24,917 That was sad. 898 01:11:25,120 --> 01:11:28,590 I assume, dear Golden Cabbage, - 899 01:11:28,800 --> 01:11:31,269 - that I can speak freely. 900 01:11:31,480 --> 01:11:34,598 It will be between us, dear Nielsen. 901 01:11:35,240 --> 01:11:41,031 If you get me a building permit for the plot through the Town Planning Committee... 902 01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:46,633 Easy. Remember, the mayor is at my mercy. 903 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,678 Trust me. 904 01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:54,434 Left handed work in my industry. 905 01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:56,756 The leading man. 906 01:11:57,720 --> 01:11:59,677 I'm ready to - 907 01:11:59,880 --> 01:12:02,440 - to pay a million if it goes well. 908 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:05,758 They can safely write that check right away. 909 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:10,318 - Do you prefer cash? - I trust the pen. 910 01:12:10,520 --> 01:12:13,239 Nice reply. 911 01:12:15,880 --> 01:12:19,271 The highest I have received in 12 years, - 912 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:22,836 - is 25,000, a set of golf clubs and 14 days to Tenerife. 913 01:12:23,040 --> 01:12:26,670 That knocks the bottom out of the corruption market. 914 01:12:26,880 --> 01:12:28,279 Here you go. 915 01:12:28,480 --> 01:12:30,630 It undermines bribery. 916 01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:35,073 Then I say thank you, contractor Nielsen, for today. 917 01:12:36,680 --> 01:12:38,796 Well isn't it...? 918 01:12:39,000 --> 01:12:42,118 Goof! Little Goofy dog! 919 01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,789 Why do you call him Goofy? 920 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:48,152 That's what it's called. It's my wife's dog. 921 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,033 Has Guffy run away from home, - 922 01:12:50,240 --> 01:12:53,915 - so father and mother have become so worried? 923 01:12:56,080 --> 01:12:58,117 Are you the wife's goof? 924 01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:00,072 Are you Goofy? 925 01:13:00,280 --> 01:13:04,035 Is your name Guffe? EW! Goof off! 926 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:10,315 He has campaigned on a strange dog. 927 01:13:10,520 --> 01:13:13,399 They'd better bring it home. 928 01:13:13,600 --> 01:13:16,797 I guess I'll have to. For my wife's sake. 929 01:13:17,000 --> 01:13:20,834 We hold a press conference where we announce to the public, - 930 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:24,954 - what we have given permission for in respect of your plot. 931 01:13:25,160 --> 01:13:28,790 Thanks for today and be a good dog...Guffe. 932 01:13:29,000 --> 01:13:33,437 It is a pleasure to work with a man of your caliber. 933 01:13:35,440 --> 01:13:37,954 Where we look alike... 934 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:39,514 ...at the bottom. 935 01:13:41,400 --> 01:13:46,998 We wait for the press conference that the idiot calls himself. 936 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:53,230 It will probably interest the press to hear that tape recording. 937 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:05,038 Congratulations! 938 01:14:05,840 --> 01:14:09,674 Today is the 20th wedding anniversary hooray! hooray! hooray! 939 01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:11,757 how good they got each other 940 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:13,792 and that it actually worked 941 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:18,278 as good as it could be for father and mother 942 01:14:19,120 --> 01:14:21,031 Congratulations, my own. 943 01:14:21,240 --> 01:14:22,560 Where is the other dog? 944 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:25,798 Think the two of us already...20 years! 945 01:14:26,000 --> 01:14:31,712 It's only 19, but people would hate to think that Brian had arrived prematurely. 946 01:14:31,920 --> 01:14:33,957 Chas, where's the other dog? 947 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:37,915 I have lent it to contractor Nielsen. 948 01:14:38,120 --> 01:14:45,038 They are thinking of buying a dog and wanted to see if the colors matched the furniture. 949 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:48,070 But what have you come up with? 950 01:14:48,280 --> 01:14:50,112 You know what? 951 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:52,477 You know what, Ketty? 952 01:14:52,680 --> 01:14:55,320 It's really way too much. 953 01:14:55,520 --> 01:14:57,033 It is way too much. 954 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:02,110 The jeweler didn't have them cheaper, so you have to pay for them tomorrow. 955 01:15:02,320 --> 01:15:05,438 And then you must see what we have for you. 956 01:15:09,000 --> 01:15:10,559 No! 957 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:15,516 - Well, little children though. - I am overwhelmed. 958 01:15:15,720 --> 01:15:21,591 Hang it in your office to remind you of your family. 959 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:26,156 - So what have you bought for mother? - Bought? 960 01:15:26,760 --> 01:15:32,631 I have sat in very serious negotiations at City Hall. 961 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,958 - Does that mean...? - That you have nothing for mother? 962 01:15:36,160 --> 01:15:40,279 Have you forgotten your own 20th wedding anniversary? 963 01:15:40,480 --> 01:15:42,517 You said it yourself, it was only 19. 964 01:15:42,720 --> 01:15:44,552 Are you starting now too? 965 01:15:45,120 --> 01:15:50,593 It's not because I've forgotten. I just haven't had time. 966 01:15:55,280 --> 01:15:58,033 Goodbye, my dove. 967 01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:03,789 Here you have a million. Then you can buy something yourself. 968 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:08,790 It may very well be that you pull a million out of your pocket. 969 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,356 But I would have rather had something personal. 970 01:16:12,560 --> 01:16:17,350 I don't always just want money. There must also be a thought behind it. 971 01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:21,399 At least there is coverage. 972 01:16:26,520 --> 01:16:28,113 Mother. 973 01:16:28,320 --> 01:16:30,231 (there is a knock on the door) 974 01:16:32,480 --> 01:16:34,790 - Nah! - Hurry up. 975 01:16:35,000 --> 01:16:38,914 - Where do you want it? - Down with the queen, up with me. 976 01:16:48,800 --> 01:16:52,759 - What kind of beetle is that? - That, that's a beetle. 977 01:16:57,600 --> 01:16:58,795 Starling bog. 978 01:16:59,000 --> 01:17:03,312 - Did you say something rash? - I don't order anything else. 979 01:17:14,080 --> 01:17:16,469 Watergate. 980 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:32,029 Welcome to Wednesday's city council meeting. 981 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:38,955 As the first item on the agenda, Mr Charles Gyldenkål - 982 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:44,553 - provide the public with an announcement of general interest. 983 01:17:45,080 --> 01:17:49,074 - Værsgo, Golden Cabbage. - Thanks. 984 01:17:51,840 --> 01:17:55,834 As chairman of the municipality's Town Planning Committee - 985 01:17:56,040 --> 01:18:00,955 - have I received an inquiry from a prominent citizen, - 986 01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,674 - Mr. contractor Nielsen. 987 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:10,192 Sir. Nielsen has blessed the municipality with its profitable large-scale construction - 988 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:13,040 - without regard for well-being and the environment. 989 01:18:13,240 --> 01:18:15,834 Hear! Hear! Hear! 990 01:18:17,120 --> 01:18:19,430 Quietly! 991 01:18:21,560 --> 01:18:26,157 Sir. Nielsen also has a scenic area, - 992 01:18:26,360 --> 01:18:30,354 - which is located in the outer zone and which therefore cannot be built on. 993 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:32,790 But he wants to do something good, - 994 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:36,959 - so Mr. Nielsen has proposed to me, - 995 01:18:37,160 --> 01:18:40,790 - that, in accordance with Familiesten's election promises, - 996 01:18:41,000 --> 01:18:45,437 - a dog park will be set up on his natural plot... 997 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:52,070 ...where dog owners can thrive and where dogs can...work. 998 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:54,874 To implement the project - 999 01:18:55,080 --> 01:18:59,278 - has contractor Nielsen, in addition to the land, - 1000 01:18:59,480 --> 01:19:04,714 - presented the municipality with a check for one million kroner. 1001 01:19:04,920 --> 01:19:08,038 (applause) 1002 01:19:09,080 --> 01:19:10,957 The meeting is adjourned. 1003 01:19:25,080 --> 01:19:26,832 Good, you got the dog back. 1004 01:19:27,040 --> 01:19:29,554 I don't like you lending out our animals. 1005 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:33,833 It is actually the case that Gnuffe... 1006 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:35,590 Golden cabbage? 1007 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:40,112 It was amazingly clever. Amazingly clever, old friend. 1008 01:19:40,320 --> 01:19:43,392 - What? - The million dollar scam with the dog park. 1009 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:48,151 All my apartments in Brøndbyhøj Center are being demolished. 1010 01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:51,352 It's the coolest publicity I've been exposed to. 1011 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:53,676 - I do not understand...? - Listen up. 1012 01:19:53,880 --> 01:19:57,589 Drop that municipal piss and become a PR manager with me. 1013 01:19:57,800 --> 01:20:01,350 Free villa and a million a year. And take the butcher with you. 1014 01:20:01,560 --> 01:20:06,111 Your dog may be a meathead, but ours is not. 1015 01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:10,837 - If you said two... - Top! 1016 01:20:15,240 --> 01:20:19,996 Although it pains me to leave Danish municipal politics... 1017 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:24,556 ...and let the Danish people go to the dogs.