1 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:28,554 Do you give a smoke? 2 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,116 - It's the last one. - Everything is alright. 3 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:36,359 - Tell me, have you no tact? - Yes, but I have no fire. 4 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:50,231 Well, now they're putting "The Timeless" back on. 5 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:54,798 If it was just "The unemployed", then you would have had a chance. 6 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:08,873 He said that Arthur has been trying to get hold of us. 7 00:02:09,920 --> 00:02:12,594 He is looking for two talented actors. 8 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:17,112 - Is there a radio role lying in wait? - I don't know that. 9 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:21,279 He called it a one-act play from real life. 10 00:02:21,480 --> 00:02:24,233 Then we're off to good old Arthur. 11 00:02:35,320 --> 00:02:37,960 What did you give for that trash bucket? 12 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:42,757 - 200 crowns. - It's too much for that shit. 13 00:02:42,960 --> 00:02:45,600 Now Arthur thinks we're broke and out. 14 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,036 I get an idea. Come! 15 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:00,030 Get in there. 16 00:03:04,600 --> 00:03:09,231 We borrow a Cadillac. Big cars, big roles. 17 00:03:17,480 --> 00:03:19,596 (bang) 18 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:22,030 What is happening? 19 00:03:22,240 --> 00:03:24,197 (bang) 20 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,755 Emma, ​​this is the last time you will be allowed to drive that car. 21 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:33,635 Well, I have no idea where that bump is coming from. 22 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,276 You have no clue about anything. 23 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:41,519 And not a stick about how to treat such a device. 24 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:59,356 Now I have driven for 25 years without a single scratch. 25 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,836 We are down to the lowest insurance. 26 00:04:02,040 --> 00:04:05,749 And what happens? Then the lady gets behind the wheel, and the bonus smokes. 27 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:09,954 But you are allowed to pay it from your household money. 28 00:04:10,160 --> 00:04:14,472 I will never be allowed to borrow it. It requires a bit of practice. 29 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,796 And some sense! 30 00:04:28,760 --> 00:04:32,469 Not one car, Hugo. We find one on the way down. 31 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:54,514 (wheel spoke) 32 00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,274 Drive carefully, dammit! 33 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:03,309 What the hell are you doing? 34 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,395 How are you driving?! 35 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:28,719 Oh damn! God damn it! 36 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:41,356 (loud bang) 37 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,957 Hugo? 38 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:09,476 Was it fun? 39 00:06:13,560 --> 00:06:18,077 Come on, Hugo. Up and then. Now you have to see, like this. 40 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:21,671 Then look to get to Hugo... er, to yourself. 41 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,077 200... That was too much for that shit. 42 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,749 Hugo, have you hit yourself? 43 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:33,113 - I told you so. - Hugo, are you all right? 44 00:06:35,960 --> 00:06:40,477 - Where am I? - Consider it a car show. 45 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,796 Here you go. Here is the slip. 46 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:46,595 Now the two of us are going out to find a Cadillac for Arthur. 47 00:07:03,120 --> 00:07:05,111 Alfred! 48 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:15,590 - What is that? - It's not a moving omnibus. 49 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:18,599 It's a stroller. Come. 50 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:43,074 - Try the other way. - Already tried that. It does not help. 51 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,477 - Try another key. - Maybe it was an idea. 52 00:07:46,680 --> 00:07:48,956 This one should help. 53 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:54,315 The other way is open. 54 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:08,269 Replacement. 55 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:10,835 Now you are driving properly. 56 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:31,832 Thank you. 57 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:36,113 Ouch! Do not do that. Roll that window down. 58 00:08:36,320 --> 00:08:38,550 What the hell is the point? 59 00:08:38,760 --> 00:08:41,559 No, left button, man. 60 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,752 No, the other one. Idiot! 61 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,317 Idiot! 62 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,477 (police whistle) 63 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:49,954 It was not me. 64 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,436 (engine) 65 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:15,478 (bang) 66 00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:18,069 It is a lie. 67 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:28,395 The gods have briefly touched my forehead. 68 00:10:28,600 --> 00:10:31,991 Even before the premiere, it is a failure. 69 00:10:32,200 --> 00:10:36,558 - Why? - Because the actors are talentless. 70 00:10:36,760 --> 00:10:38,671 Talentless? 71 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:41,952 What did the reviewers say about "The Man Who Walked Out?" 72 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:45,391 They wrote: "Only he had kept going." 73 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:49,912 Not that. About me: "Alfred Emanuelsen is a great actor." 74 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:55,354 Zero! "Alfred Emanuelsen is a tall actor." It is something else. 75 00:10:55,560 --> 00:10:59,235 Stop! You don't deserve me. 76 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:06,233 Not since the postal coup in England has the world seen anything like this. 77 00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,796 It's not just a matter of money. It is art. 78 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,312 Art must also survive during a period of unemployment. 79 00:11:14,520 --> 00:11:19,276 In these difficult times for art, I stand here and offer you - 80 00:11:19,480 --> 00:11:23,155 - the roles of your life. Only main roles. 81 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:29,834 Because I know I have talent. And that you are passionate about showing it. 82 00:11:32,200 --> 00:11:37,320 This performance can be a success beyond all limits, - 83 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:41,957 - if it is played by artists, by zealots, - 84 00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:44,754 - who are passionate about art. 85 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:05,316 You know who I am. 86 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,114 - Arthur. - Good old Arthur. 87 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:10,675 I am the brain. 88 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:15,397 If you do what I say, we can be very, very rich in a short time. 89 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,750 How much, very rich? 90 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:22,079 I know several unemployed actors who would think - 91 00:12:22,280 --> 00:12:25,398 - that five million crowns are a lot, a lot. 92 00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:28,718 - Five? - Millions? 93 00:12:28,920 --> 00:12:34,438 What you see here is a plan of the toilet at Copenhagen Central Station. 94 00:12:34,640 --> 00:12:37,871 Here is the entrance. 95 00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:44,031 The toilets. And just beyond, separated only by a wall, is the bank. 96 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:47,870 Here the money is placed in the box on Wednesday at twelve o'clock - 97 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:51,516 - and picked up again on Friday, which gives us... 98 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:55,031 - Playing time. - 36 hours to stage it. 99 00:12:55,240 --> 00:12:58,995 The idea is; we have to break through the toilet wall and into the bank. 100 00:13:02,120 --> 00:13:04,475 But there is a small catch to the matter. 101 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:09,709 A single problem that separates us from a life under the palm trees. 102 00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:13,754 - Madam Svendsen. The pee wife. - How does she look? 103 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,918 It is completely irrelevant. 104 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:22,194 It is about us treating the type with psychology and finesse. 105 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:27,194 Now I am Mrs. Svendsen. You are a customer. 106 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:30,556 May I hear? 107 00:13:34,960 --> 00:13:37,679 Good day. Lovely weather today. 108 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:42,477 No, no, you fool. One does not converse with a lady who spends the day - 109 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:47,959 - between peeing men and hand soap about the sun and summer. All over again. 110 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:53,800 Here you go. 111 00:13:56,720 --> 00:14:00,998 - Good day. So how are we doing today? - No, no, you cod! 112 00:14:01,200 --> 00:14:04,591 The bitch is probably full of gout and varicose veins. 113 00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:08,759 The highlight of her life is wiping urinals. 114 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:12,874 Then you ask her how she is feeling… 115 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:18,114 Now you are pee wife Svendsen. 116 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:21,631 Look here. 117 00:14:23,520 --> 00:14:25,272 Good day. 118 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:29,758 Yes, that's how it should be done. Not too familiar, but correct. 119 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:34,955 You show a bit of respect for her as a woman and a person. That's all. 120 00:14:35,160 --> 00:14:39,154 - How much do you tip? - You will probably give a daler. 121 00:14:39,360 --> 00:14:43,035 You don't want to. You put in 50 cents like everyone else. 122 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:47,632 You are neither a flotten homer nor a fatty. No one must notice one. 123 00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:51,356 I must say. You have calculated it well. 124 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:56,270 Yes. Every era has its heroes. 125 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,472 Bonnie and Clyde. Al Capone. 126 00:14:59,680 --> 00:15:02,240 Billy the Kid. Otto Leisner. 127 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:07,560 In a short time, Arthur Gabrielsen will join the ranks of legend. 128 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:28,794 There she is. Just like a computer. 129 00:15:49,880 --> 00:15:54,397 10 seconds to open the bag, 22 seconds to open the grid. 130 00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:58,559 Can you see? With a key exactly like this one. 131 00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:01,915 22 steps down, like that. 132 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:06,512 In ten seconds she is dressed in a smock, ready for today's chore. 133 00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:12,230 Gentlemen, the performance may begin. 134 00:16:12,440 --> 00:16:16,035 It is now exactly 13 seconds past 8. 135 00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:20,996 In exactly two minutes you will enter. Understood? 136 00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:41,955 Good morning, madam. Yes, there is still plenty of room here. 137 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:46,916 I'm afraid that will continue to be the case. These are bad times. 138 00:16:47,120 --> 00:16:49,714 It is that inflation. 139 00:16:49,920 --> 00:16:53,834 People come and see the sign, and then they hold themselves. 140 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:58,511 Yes, the unrest is spreading. Even the churches are empty. 141 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,155 Where do you get rid of your water? 142 00:17:02,520 --> 00:17:05,080 I was going to... 143 00:17:25,080 --> 00:17:26,753 Now! 144 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:37,198 - I assure you... - Credit is not given. 145 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:41,871 - It was an urgent matter. - But there is no rush with the payment. 146 00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:45,710 There are places where it's free for people like you. 147 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,356 - People who live beyond their means! - May I then be free! 148 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:12,198 She makes the witch in "Macbeth" look like a Sunday school teacher. 149 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:16,678 - Are you afraid of a small woman? - I have never been afraid of women. Before now. 150 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:21,750 Over my shoulders you see cabin three. That's where it all happens. 151 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,076 Any questions? 152 00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:30,071 (Japanese) 153 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:42,031 (Japanese) 154 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:50,595 They go home and develop it, and in a month they have the same johns in Tokyo. 155 00:18:50,800 --> 00:18:53,076 (washes out) 156 00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,116 The police! 157 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,440 - Good morning. - Good morning. 158 00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:55,274 Him, the boy stayed in there for over five minutes. 159 00:20:55,480 --> 00:21:00,600 I know someone who has read all of Dostoyevsky in public toilets. 160 00:21:07,280 --> 00:21:10,352 Good morning, Mr Hoppe. Is it crazy today too? 161 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:14,190 No worse than yesterday. So it must be progress. 162 00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:30,870 Is it a record attempt? 163 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:39,038 - They put it on the bill, right? - Yes. 164 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:45,630 There are moments that seem endless. 165 00:21:45,840 --> 00:21:47,956 We will be noticed soon. 166 00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:52,518 Not even the thirstiest plumber can have a drain for that long. 167 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:54,916 What is he doing? 168 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,230 Help! Help! 169 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,718 Help! Help! 170 00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,514 - God save me! - Open the hell up! 171 00:22:08,720 --> 00:22:13,430 - Is there no one looking after the shop? - Doesn't he give it a little too much? 172 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:19,079 - I'm drowning! What are they doing? - Are you decently dressed? 173 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:25,356 Not as long as the obscene water splashing continues! Get started! 174 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:29,394 - Finally. - My Goodness! What have you done? 175 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:33,389 What have I done? What I have done! It's really good! 176 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:37,798 Am I to blame for your installations crashing? 177 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,231 - And then onto the floor... - What do I care? 178 00:22:41,440 --> 00:22:45,798 - You have to press the button, sir - Pull or drop, push or pull! 179 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,880 They are not going to teach me anything! I've been to the toilet before! 180 00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:54,039 I intend to appeal to the highest authority. Bullshit! 181 00:22:54,240 --> 00:22:58,837 They probably need professional assistance. It's not her fault. 182 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:03,876 They wade in it. Can't you see the lady isn't thrilled about it? 183 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:08,119 I don't enjoy taking a shower in a public toilet - 184 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,960 - and get an entire lake right in the face. 185 00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,710 If you complain, the lady will have a hell of a lot of trouble. 186 00:23:14,920 --> 00:23:19,790 Who wants to retrain her? I mean, at her age, right? 187 00:23:22,800 --> 00:23:24,438 It's the mechanics. 188 00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:27,917 The usual problem in the consumer society. 189 00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:31,954 - Imagine all that paper. - They should think about me a little. 190 00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:36,279 - Look how I look. - Terrible. Yes, that is the condition. 191 00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:41,236 But if you just want to use number two, I can fix your trousers. 192 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:44,478 - It's the least I can do. - Yes! 193 00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:51,313 - Thanks. - Cutter knife. 194 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,072 Suction cup. 195 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,311 Yes, come on. 196 00:24:26,360 --> 00:24:28,636 - There it was. - Yes. 197 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:33,757 Then I'm ready! 198 00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,200 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, thanks. 199 00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:32,354 "I am 32 years old. I am tall, blonde with blue eyes." 200 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,475 - I've never thought of that. - What? 201 00:25:37,680 --> 00:25:41,435 - It is the ideal meeting place. - How? 202 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:44,996 - For people who don't have pep. - What? 203 00:25:45,200 --> 00:25:48,113 - Peeps. Don't you know what it is? - No. 204 00:25:48,320 --> 00:25:51,073 Peeps. Like me. 205 00:25:51,280 --> 00:25:53,920 (humming) 206 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:02,438 I am tall and ordinary. 207 00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,320 And has lots of pep. 208 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,109 - Now I hope... - Yes, yes, yes. 209 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:54,156 Thank you very much for the help. But you don't have to do it for nothing. 210 00:26:54,360 --> 00:26:57,273 - You don't have to think about that. - Specific. 211 00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:00,199 Be safe and be safe. 212 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:05,031 Consider the establishment here as your second home. 213 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:08,676 - Thank you, we will make use of that. - Thanks. 214 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:14,715 Here is Alfred on the stairs ready to make his entrance. 215 00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:18,038 Where are you? You're not there at all. 216 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:21,119 - Am I not there? - God knows you're not. 217 00:27:21,320 --> 00:27:24,870 You stand outside and bide your time, right? 218 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,469 Nah... 219 00:27:27,680 --> 00:27:31,196 Now listen, this is a business - 220 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,392 - to five million Danish crowns, good crowns. 221 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,958 We only get hold of them by making sure, - 222 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:43,438 - that cabin number three is occupied all the time by one of us. 223 00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:48,794 No one but us is allowed to enter there. And it must be timed. Is that understood? 224 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:52,675 Why hasn't anyone figured this out before? 225 00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:57,397 Because the police station is right next to the toilets. 226 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:05,310 By the way, won't Madam Svendsen take a look, - 227 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:08,353 - when we go back and forth? 228 00:28:08,560 --> 00:28:12,519 We will use our few, but scattered, talents - 229 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,917 - to avoid her noticing us. 230 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:22,312 Equipment comedy. Roles must be played. 231 00:28:22,520 --> 00:28:25,319 Real human comedy. 232 00:28:26,360 --> 00:28:28,590 Masks must be worn. 233 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:32,634 Here is the list of costumes from the Royal Theatre. 234 00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:35,275 I'm getting a cart from a dry cleaner. 235 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:38,677 You turn approach the guard, and what do you say? 236 00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,793 - Good day. - "Good day. It's from the dry cleaners." 237 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,470 "We need to clean some costumes." 238 00:28:45,680 --> 00:28:48,513 "Thank you," you then say, "we know the way." 239 00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,791 (whistles) 240 00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,837 Good day. 241 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,876 We know the way. 242 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:20,640 "Undeniably, you love with an unparalleled warmth." 243 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:24,196 "In this point all the others must give way." 244 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,835 "My love cannot be described." 245 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:29,350 "It cannot be understood." 246 00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:34,999 "Nobody in the whole world has loved like I have." 247 00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:40,839 "But the way is new. You have to admit that." 248 00:29:45,280 --> 00:29:49,558 I hear that these gentlemen are members of an amateur theatre. 249 00:30:15,600 --> 00:30:17,671 Yes, here we are again. 250 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:22,351 And then there should be a receipt... Goodbye. 251 00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:25,518 - Goodbye. - Always On Spot. 252 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:39,671 Good day. 253 00:30:59,280 --> 00:31:02,193 It's occupied, Mr. 254 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,791 When the door is locked, there are customers on the toilet. 255 00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,355 They can use the second. 256 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,115 There are some who are conservative. 257 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,870 (violin from cabin three) 258 00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:34,754 - Good day. - Good day. 259 00:31:47,680 --> 00:31:51,310 - What is it? - The mail is too late, mate. 260 00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,830 It was busy, damn it. 261 00:31:57,840 --> 00:31:59,956 What are you doing there when it is number three? 262 00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,313 - Combi, madame? - Comme vous voulez, monsieur. 263 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,115 - S'il vous plait. - Now!, deux, trois. Merci beaucoup. 264 00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:10,436 Now she comes. 265 00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,076 - Make yourself invisible. - Are you gentlemen missing something? 266 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:18,751 No no! Everything is alright. Thank you thank you. Thanks. 267 00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:26,874 (violin playing stops) 268 00:32:27,080 --> 00:32:30,152 Thank you, Bach. Or whatever it was. 269 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,916 - What do I do then? - Pee. 270 00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,677 Thank you very much. What did the doctor say, Hoppe? 271 00:32:58,880 --> 00:33:02,669 He said it passed. Frederick the Seventh had the same. 272 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:06,919 A royal affliction! They shine on the establishment. 273 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:10,317 - Number one seems to be free. - Thanks. 274 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:29,714 - If you allow. - I came first. 275 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,992 There is room next to it. 276 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,760 Now you have to decide, Mr. 277 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,477 Cod! 278 00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:28,114 (shoe shiner makes noise) 279 00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,556 (laughs) 280 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:03,310 (Sneezes) 281 00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:36,110 please, for further education... Buy a little something for the home. 282 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,516 Yes please. 283 00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,556 (shaver buzzes) 284 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,869 Move your ass, mate. 285 00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:28,232 What the hell? Are you going to streak with paint? 286 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:31,637 I will forcefully give you varnish. 287 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:35,435 - Shut up. It's Arthur. - I'll wait out here for you. 288 00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,278 The sign. 289 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,835 (there is a knock on the door) 290 00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,235 Then I'll probably show you something really funny. 291 00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,357 - What's up now? - I know what you're doing in there. 292 00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:11,120 - Will you please stop! - Why? 293 00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,597 They should not be beaked. Go somewhere else. 294 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,236 It's a public restroom, not a library. 295 00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:22,798 Okay, okay. Then you shouldn't count on any more business from me. 296 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:26,356 And by the way, the light is much better at Easterport. 297 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:28,676 The light! 298 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,956 (hair dryer makes noise) 299 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:14,798 Day-o! 300 00:38:20,600 --> 00:38:22,796 (there is a knock on the door) 301 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,710 Is he there yet? Him the big one? Get him away! 302 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:33,791 Well, are we waiting? 303 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:38,710 I'm waiting for a painter's nose to stick the tomato outside. 304 00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:43,278 Well, maybe we could have some fire in the meantime? 305 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,230 I don't have any fire. 306 00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,472 Does not matter. I have stopped smoking. 307 00:39:18,880 --> 00:39:22,271 - Guten Tag, Herr... Doctor. - Guten Tag. 308 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:25,996 I am not a doctor. Sie sprichen Dütsch? 309 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,671 - Eine kleine bitte. - Ich bin eine Wandergesell. 310 00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,750 Sie sind schön und wunderbar und alles. Kann... das Pissuhr, baby. 311 00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:39,191 - Yes. - Auf dem linksen? Auf der chicen? 312 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:44,156 Letzte möl ich habe gestret war im Sölzburg. 313 00:39:45,920 --> 00:39:48,070 Ich muss dahin gehen. 314 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:08,833 Ich bin nur ein Wan... Wan... Wandergesell 315 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:12,078 ich mit Seife gegleissen über dem Floh 316 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,355 (real Tyrolean music) 317 00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:33,150 (yodeling along) 318 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:50,155 (humming along) 319 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:08,677 Danke schön! Greetings Gott! 320 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,994 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 321 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,911 - Danke schön. See you again. - Service. 322 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,712 ...to Per Rontved, who attempts a shot. 323 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:22,278 Excellent goal by Per Rontved! Nice left foot shot. 324 00:42:24,080 --> 00:42:26,720 No! It's too crazy. 325 00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:34,600 Will you stop the noise! 326 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,235 - All noise is turned off! - What? 327 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:40,034 - Not that spectacle! - Yes. Yes. 328 00:42:41,240 --> 00:42:46,713 Reduction to 1-2. There aren't many minutes left. 329 00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:20,393 What do you think you're doing? We have to be on time. Then look to get started! 330 00:43:20,600 --> 00:43:22,910 Shut up and get to work! 331 00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:27,079 The ridiculous handkerchief. Do you think you are the Phantom? 332 00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,796 - What are you doing? - He refuses to cooperate. 333 00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:38,119 Come on, man, right? You really do look like a bank robber. 334 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:51,431 (sings in gibberish German) 335 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:57,750 - You must apologize for that. - What the hell is the point? 336 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:07,319 - People are insane. - Insane. Unmannered. 337 00:44:07,520 --> 00:44:09,431 And stingy. 338 00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:25,831 Smoking right in the litter box. 339 00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:36,719 - Greetings Gott. - Please, please. 340 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,957 Auf Wiedersehen. 341 00:44:40,480 --> 00:44:45,156 Ich bin ja nur eine Wandergesell. Wunderbar, wunderbar. 342 00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,918 What the hell is the point, you power idiot? 343 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:14,869 It's a long way to Tisserary it's a long way to go 344 00:45:15,080 --> 00:45:19,631 it's a long way to Tisserary you are the sweetest girl I know 345 00:45:29,320 --> 00:45:31,357 It's me. 346 00:45:32,840 --> 00:45:35,275 You always get the best roles. 347 00:45:35,480 --> 00:45:39,758 It's a matter of talent. And then you can wear costumes. 348 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:56,799 (says crazy sounds) 349 00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,196 ...water and bread. Water and bread. 350 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:29,034 - May I help? - Thank you. 351 00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,196 - That must be a record. - Ninth time. 352 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,153 Poor thing. There you go. 353 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,350 Thanks. 354 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:51,317 Not my baby, yes, sir that's my baby now 355 00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:57,514 yes sir it is my infant no sir it is not my infant 356 00:46:57,720 --> 00:47:01,236 yes, sir, it's my infant now 357 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,239 (Svendsen screams) 358 00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:29,230 Help! Help! 359 00:47:34,960 --> 00:47:37,474 Always him. 360 00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:41,275 Also a pilot. Well, he won't. 361 00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:18,032 Hanne! 362 00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,511 Hanne! 363 00:48:24,520 --> 00:48:27,797 - Do you know that guy? - I've never seen him before. 364 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,789 - It's me. - Stick the poor thing something. 365 00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:47,310 Good day, madam. It's the police. We are looking for a man in the toilets. 366 00:48:47,520 --> 00:48:49,113 I see. 367 00:48:53,200 --> 00:48:58,354 This is the police. Everyone in the restrooms, get out immediately. 368 00:49:01,720 --> 00:49:08,353 I repeat: It is the police. Everyone in the restrooms, get out immediately. 369 00:49:11,840 --> 00:49:15,231 The area is cordoned off. There are no escape options. 370 00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,956 They might as well get out right away. 371 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:21,037 Aren't you ashamed? 372 00:49:21,240 --> 00:49:25,598 - Are you going to disturb people's privacy? - Yes, thank you, that's all right, Mr. 373 00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:29,509 Yes it's good. It is well. They are not really smart. 374 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,475 - May I ask for the key to the toilet? - Yes, go ahead. 375 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:45,277 Yes. Yes. 376 00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:49,760 Go ahead, gentlemen. There is vacant. 377 00:49:56,680 --> 00:49:59,320 Sorry. Hello, hello. 378 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:05,277 Hello, excuse me. I'm... It's a wonderful weather today... 379 00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:10,031 I have a brother in Scotland Yard over there. Goodbye, bye, bye. 380 00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:12,629 Sorry, sir. Excuse me. 381 00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:16,476 Indeed. 382 00:50:16,680 --> 00:50:19,877 Then you can come out. You are arrested. 383 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,630 No pranks. 384 00:51:21,120 --> 00:51:23,270 Ridiculous. 385 00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,398 (hair dryer makes noise) 386 00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:50,590 (sound of pants ripping) 387 00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,750 Where the hell is the pilot? 388 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:35,397 Glorrrious afternoon. 389 00:52:38,000 --> 00:52:40,276 (there is a knock on the door) 390 00:52:45,720 --> 00:52:50,669 A moment. Hugo has stolen my costume and changed the order. 391 00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:54,430 He has stolen my pilot so I have to be a fireman. 392 00:52:54,640 --> 00:52:58,838 - But then I found this. - It is the pure kindergarten. 393 00:52:59,040 --> 00:53:02,920 - You look brilliant. - I do not want. I want to be a pilot. 394 00:53:03,120 --> 00:53:07,591 For five million you would dress up as the Little Mermaid. 395 00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:10,553 The deal was that I was to be a pilot. 396 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:14,674 I'll probably give him a shitball. Then look to move on. 397 00:53:14,880 --> 00:53:18,874 - I want to be a pilot. - Alfred... 398 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:23,595 For the sake of five million crowns. 399 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:26,235 For my sake. 400 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:28,670 Now if I take your turn. 401 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:22,311 Glorrrious afterrrnoon. 402 00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:34,792 You stole my costumes. I just told Arthur. 403 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:57,476 They need to get out of the area. You are making a continuous parking. 404 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,274 Give us this day our daily bread. 405 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,598 - They will be noted, sir - Thank you very much. 406 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,998 Sin carries the punishment in itself, my son. 407 00:55:35,640 --> 00:55:40,157 - Well, it runs up today, huh? - No, it just runs straight through. 408 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:56,914 - Sorry. - Step closer, my son. 409 00:55:57,120 --> 00:55:59,475 It is... accomplished. 410 00:56:09,800 --> 00:56:12,918 - Good night, Mrs Svendsen. - Good night, Larsen. 411 00:56:28,520 --> 00:56:30,670 (phone rings) 412 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:33,836 Take it. 413 00:56:34,040 --> 00:56:36,998 It wakes up the whole neighborhood. 414 00:56:37,200 --> 00:56:40,238 - Take it! - What should I say? 415 00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:42,954 Just take it. Hurry up. 416 00:57:07,720 --> 00:57:09,791 The Swan Pharmacy. 417 00:57:21,880 --> 00:57:24,315 (steps are heard) 418 00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,911 (grill rattles) 419 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:06,159 - Do you think it's Arthur? - Then he would have said it. 420 00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:19,996 Are you there? 421 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,790 Are you the one full of pep? 422 00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,798 - I know you're there. - Reply! 423 00:58:32,000 --> 00:58:35,880 Yes, it's me who's full of pep, - 424 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,640 - but... I'm busy. 425 00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:45,271 I'll be discreet. Can we meet later? 426 00:58:45,480 --> 00:58:48,313 Yes. Later. 427 00:58:48,520 --> 00:58:50,477 Tomorrow. 428 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,594 - Write a few words and a time. - Okay. 429 00:59:00,920 --> 00:59:04,117 Are you expecting anyone else tonight? 430 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:16,993 - Juliet calls Romeo. - Romeo here, Romeo here. Come in. 431 00:59:17,200 --> 00:59:20,750 - He's gone. - We know that very well, Julie. 432 00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:24,669 Otherwise, it's fine here. We are almost all the way through. 433 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:32,310 Alfred! 434 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:35,755 Alfred! Alfred! 435 00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,710 Not a shit. Not a shit! 436 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,955 It is a lie. 437 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,751 Can you smell anything? 438 00:59:53,000 --> 00:59:55,355 It smells burnt here. 439 01:00:06,960 --> 01:00:09,713 (coughs) 440 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,080 There are plenty of them. It burns. 441 01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,593 Juliet to Romeo. Romeo! 442 01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:48,432 It was just before the john burned. 443 01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,916 Hands up! 444 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:59,158 - Never again. I had asthma as a boy. - What happened? 445 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:03,672 Don't worry, it's turned off. There are lots, millions, bundles. 446 01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:13,351 Nice work. Finish yourselves. Leave the tool here. 447 01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,836 I'm waiting in the car. 448 01:01:28,440 --> 01:01:30,750 Stop! We can't have any more. 449 01:01:39,080 --> 01:01:42,710 Romeo calls Juliet. Romeo calls Juliet. 450 01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:47,469 - Juliet hears Romeo. - The carriage stops at the door. 451 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:51,230 Now I understand what you mean by heavy currency. 452 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:54,671 Straighten up. You look like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. 453 01:01:54,880 --> 01:01:59,317 I have a feeling that dung trunk is transparent. 454 01:02:02,520 --> 01:02:04,875 (engine hiccups) 455 01:02:05,080 --> 01:02:08,152 - What's wrong? - It's not just any Cadillac. 456 01:02:08,360 --> 01:02:12,513 - We can't stay here. - All right, we'll take a taxi. 457 01:02:15,680 --> 01:02:18,433 Whoa, just a moment, gentlemen. 458 01:02:27,880 --> 01:02:31,316 They are not allowed to park here. Please move the cart. 459 01:02:31,520 --> 01:02:35,639 - It has stalled, cannot start. - We must get hold of Falck. 460 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:40,152 I have heard that remark before. And why can't you start? 461 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:44,593 Yeah, it's something about the... kadang... dang... dang axle. 462 01:02:44,800 --> 01:02:48,953 It was new. Will you leave the keys with me for a moment? 463 01:02:55,320 --> 01:02:57,709 (engine starts) 464 01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:03,993 Can I see your driver's license? 465 01:03:04,200 --> 01:03:06,396 Yes, just a moment. 466 01:03:11,960 --> 01:03:14,679 Alright. Then see to it that the cart is moved. 467 01:03:28,480 --> 01:03:30,949 Everything has been thought of, staged. 468 01:03:31,160 --> 01:03:34,790 And then a power idiot, an unemployed dilettante puts, - 469 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:37,230 - five million crowns on the street. 470 01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,159 I was very good as a postman. 471 01:03:40,360 --> 01:03:42,397 (engine hiccups) 472 01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:53,074 (engine starts) 473 01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:56,989 - What do you say then? - Thank you very much, Mr. Superintendent. 474 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,391 Mount up and take it. 475 01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:48,992 - Yes? - The Paris Express, carriage 34, seat 7. 476 01:05:56,160 --> 01:05:58,720 Carriage 34, seat 7. Come! 477 01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,553 - Now the Tulle Girl is behaving nicely. - And waiting for his Nullerman. 478 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:14,754 Nullerman will not share his Tulle girl with anyone. 479 01:06:18,800 --> 01:06:23,510 - What do we do now? - Give the lady this little ticket. 480 01:06:31,000 --> 01:06:32,832 Thanks. 481 01:06:39,440 --> 01:06:43,593 - What is that? - I have no idea. 482 01:06:43,800 --> 01:06:46,599 - Who is it? - I've never seen him before. 483 01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:50,191 - Seat number 7. - Well, you haven't? 484 01:06:53,040 --> 01:06:55,031 Sorry. 485 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,960 - Then come along. - I don't want to go to Paris! 486 01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,074 The car can only last half an hour and I have chicken left over! 487 01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:09,351 Rooster chicken! 488 01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:30,798 - What the hell was he going to Paris for? - Yes, what do you think? 489 01:07:31,000 --> 01:07:34,152 - He would never come up with that. - Do not you think? 490 01:07:34,360 --> 01:07:37,034 He is his friend's friend. 491 01:07:38,120 --> 01:07:40,760 No, Alfred! 492 01:08:09,360 --> 01:08:11,920 Give me the suitcase. 493 01:08:12,120 --> 01:08:15,829 It's probably a little too heavy for you. Shall I give a nap? 494 01:08:16,040 --> 01:08:18,998 Nice weather to come to the capital in. 495 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:25,720 - Well, anything new from out there? - Do you want to hold it? 496 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,918 That's the way. The path. 497 01:08:35,920 --> 01:08:39,914 May we see what you have in your suitcase, ma'am? 498 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:53,471 What the hell?! 499 01:09:03,400 --> 01:09:06,518 - Greetings at home. - That's the way. 500 01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,278 - What the hell! - Where did you do with it? 501 01:09:18,480 --> 01:09:23,350 - Me? You've seen me all along. - Hotel Scandinavia. There it was. 502 01:09:25,560 --> 01:09:27,790 We take a taxi. 503 01:09:36,600 --> 01:09:39,479 - You pay. - 11.50, please. 504 01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:47,112 - I can't handle that. - Keep the rest. 505 01:09:54,360 --> 01:09:56,271 Fourth floor. 506 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,917 What do we do now? 507 01:10:52,160 --> 01:10:55,152 (speaks gibberish Swedish) 508 01:11:00,080 --> 01:11:02,276 You take the chance. 509 01:11:15,920 --> 01:11:17,797 Bye. Bye. 510 01:11:45,240 --> 01:11:50,189 So a total of DKK 4,485,600. 511 01:11:50,400 --> 01:11:53,995 - How are we going to... - Wait a minute. 512 01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:56,635 Can't we hand them out now? 513 01:11:56,840 --> 01:12:00,754 I want to go home and sleep. We have been on stage for 24 hours. 514 01:12:00,960 --> 01:12:03,315 - The money stays here. - Why? 515 01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:08,117 Because when people get money, they get habits, say the statistics. 516 01:12:08,320 --> 01:12:12,553 Live in expensive hotels, drink champagne, indulge in immorality - 517 01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:15,593 - and is grabbed by the police. 518 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:20,078 That's why we save the money here for six months. They go to the den. 519 01:12:21,480 --> 01:12:24,598 And then little by little we can start living life. 520 01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:30,599 - Would you like to show me my room? - Which room? 521 01:12:30,800 --> 01:12:35,476 - I sleep where the money is. - Here too. 522 01:12:37,040 --> 01:12:39,554 (loud snoring) 523 01:13:38,240 --> 01:13:40,629 (rinses out) 524 01:13:48,000 --> 01:13:51,436 What the hell, you're not even allowed to pee in peace now? 525 01:14:04,320 --> 01:14:06,789 (snores) 526 01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:25,838 It can't keep going. We'll all end up in an institution. 527 01:14:26,040 --> 01:14:30,159 Depressions or nervous breakdowns or something like that. 528 01:14:30,360 --> 01:14:33,159 Is there no proper jam? 529 01:14:33,360 --> 01:14:36,000 - What would you suggest? - Armistice. 530 01:14:36,200 --> 01:14:41,036 In every cold war, a power idiot is going to push the button. 531 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:45,393 - Alfred... - I am in favor of mutual trust. 532 01:14:45,880 --> 01:14:50,875 - What do you say, Hugo? - Okay. But I don't want to wash the dishes. 533 01:14:51,080 --> 01:14:54,072 A toast to a wonderful collaboration - 534 01:14:54,280 --> 01:14:57,830 - about the distribution of DKK 4.5 million. 535 01:14:59,400 --> 01:15:03,519 Gentlemen, thank you for a wonderful collaboration. 536 01:15:08,840 --> 01:15:11,070 It must be with a spoon. 537 01:15:14,040 --> 01:15:19,399 ...unemployment falling, but only after the boldest bank robbery of the year. 538 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:23,958 TV-News now brings a report from the crime scene. 539 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:28,313 Last night, the boldest coup of the year took place at the Main Station. 540 01:15:28,520 --> 01:15:32,639 The robbers have drilled their way through the wall from the toilets - 541 01:15:32,840 --> 01:15:35,912 - and into the bank's box. 542 01:15:36,120 --> 01:15:39,158 The dividend was almost 4.5 million. 543 01:15:39,360 --> 01:15:43,718 It is believed that the robbers were distracted in their work, - 544 01:15:43,920 --> 01:15:47,629 - in that another half a million kroner is left in the box. 545 01:15:47,840 --> 01:15:52,914 The mastermind behind the coup seems to have thought through every little detail. 546 01:15:53,120 --> 01:15:56,238 Mrs. Svendsen... Would you mind coming over? 547 01:15:56,440 --> 01:15:58,556 I want to ask you: 548 01:15:58,760 --> 01:16:03,311 As a toilet attendant, did you get the impression that something unusual was happening? 549 01:16:03,520 --> 01:16:07,195 - Where should I look? - They just have to look into the camera. 550 01:16:07,400 --> 01:16:10,677 Did you detect anything unusual yesterday? 551 01:16:10,880 --> 01:16:13,520 No, so many people come here. 552 01:16:13,720 --> 01:16:17,793 Something unusual you must have noticed often? 553 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:22,597 - No I have not. - Not the remotest? 554 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:25,792 - No. - Well. We say thank you, Mrs Svendsen. 555 01:16:26,000 --> 01:16:28,753 We immediately go back to the studio. 556 01:16:28,960 --> 01:16:33,955 Nothing seen, nothing heard. I call that a performance. 557 01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:37,960 No one notices the success of my life. 558 01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:42,199 Have you gentlemen never heard of the perfect coup? 559 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,874 May I ask for a cup of coffee? 560 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:49,957 (freaky noises) 561 01:16:50,160 --> 01:16:52,959 What do you say? 562 01:16:57,320 --> 01:17:00,995 (gibberish) 563 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:16,952 Aren't those my two little plumbers? That was funny. 564 01:17:17,160 --> 01:17:19,834 Will you allow me to sit down for a while? 565 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:23,396 Thanks. Gentleman. There aren't many left. 566 01:17:23,600 --> 01:17:28,197 And to what do we owe the honor, nay, the pleasure, of the lady's visit? 567 01:17:28,400 --> 01:17:32,109 You want to think of those who broke into my toilet last night. 568 01:17:32,320 --> 01:17:35,597 The dividend was almost five million. 569 01:17:35,800 --> 01:17:40,670 - That was exactly what we saw on TV. - Yes, we saw the lady on the screen. 570 01:17:40,880 --> 01:17:45,033 As far as I understood, there were no leads to follow. 571 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:47,993 You yourselves, you... didn't see anything. 572 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:52,876 If you don't have anything sensible to say, you better shut up. 573 01:17:53,080 --> 01:17:58,712 - I guess I don't really understand. - I would like to elaborate on the matter. 574 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:03,039 But not here. Shouldn't we meet at your place of residence? 575 01:18:03,240 --> 01:18:07,598 Then we talk much more pleasantly. Should we say 6pm? 576 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:10,997 - Will it suit you? - We live... 577 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:13,840 Thanks. I know the address. 578 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:18,153 A small piece of food in all modesty? 579 01:18:18,360 --> 01:18:22,115 Yes, just a little on a saucer. As I use to. 580 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:25,756 I will look forward to that. See you again, gentlemen. 581 01:18:47,920 --> 01:18:49,991 There she is. 582 01:19:02,840 --> 01:19:05,639 Is the lady gracious to raise her arm? 583 01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:09,391 - Thanks. - Here you go. 584 01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:21,754 Cheers. And congratulations to us. 585 01:19:28,120 --> 01:19:32,990 Yes, that's not too much to say, is it? 4.5 million is also a kind of money. 586 01:19:33,200 --> 01:19:37,114 It will be one for each. And one and a half for me. 587 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:39,994 I hope you gentlemen agree with me? 588 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:42,111 Um... 589 01:19:42,320 --> 01:19:45,790 It is the first million that is difficult to earn. 590 01:19:46,000 --> 01:19:48,594 The others come by themselves. 591 01:19:48,800 --> 01:19:52,156 Down underground I have used eyes and ears, - 592 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:57,355 - gained a lot of experience and many ideas. I only need capital. 593 01:19:58,800 --> 01:20:02,839 Millions and millions. We first need to see how many there are. 594 01:20:03,040 --> 01:20:05,350 There was quite a lot that was burning. 595 01:20:05,560 --> 01:20:08,313 - Many that burned. - Stacks. 596 01:20:08,520 --> 01:20:13,674 When you left half a million lying around, you must have got quite a lot? 597 01:20:14,720 --> 01:20:17,838 - Nah, that... - Someone came who... 598 01:20:18,040 --> 01:20:21,158 - Disappearing a bit. - It doesn't work. 599 01:20:21,360 --> 01:20:26,150 Well, now let's let the good mood displace the dark clouds. 600 01:20:26,360 --> 01:20:28,636 Now let's see how many there are. 601 01:20:28,840 --> 01:20:34,153 Let's take a look at the ones, share them and enjoy the cool schnapps. 602 01:20:34,360 --> 01:20:37,079 - Cheers. - Cheers. 603 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,831 Yes, gentlemen... What are we waiting for? 604 01:21:02,440 --> 01:21:04,795 (bird whistle) 605 01:21:09,800 --> 01:21:13,873 Nemesis. The brutal irony of fate. 606 01:21:15,520 --> 01:21:19,753 What do we learn from it? That you can't trust anyone. 607 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:23,918 - That's the way the world is. - Yes. 608 01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:29,240 This is how the world's worst amateurs are. I could have told myself that. 609 01:21:31,080 --> 01:21:33,799 Such a dilettante of a postman. 610 01:21:35,920 --> 01:21:38,878 Such a cheat of a war captain. 611 01:21:41,120 --> 01:21:46,559 Such a home-brewed Tyrolean, such a pitcher of a Scotsman. 612 01:21:46,760 --> 01:21:49,320 Our Lord preserved! 613 01:21:52,400 --> 01:21:57,349 The company of you gentlemen does not please me. I have more important things to attend to. 614 01:22:10,280 --> 01:22:14,069 - Was I that bad as a postman? - You were gorgeous! 615 01:22:15,240 --> 01:22:17,880 - If they say... - You were gorgeous! 616 01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:22,631 And when you were a sailor. When you were a hippie, your girl couldn't recognize you. 617 01:22:22,840 --> 01:22:26,435 I think I could play the pitcher. 618 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:30,998 It's the role of your life! But the monk! And when you were an angler. 619 01:22:34,240 --> 01:22:39,155 Well, friends. Should we let the good mood and infectious laughter - 620 01:22:39,360 --> 01:22:41,954 - displace the black clouds? 621 01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:44,470 What do you mean by that? 622 01:22:51,320 --> 01:22:53,470 (sings a fanfare) 623 01:23:01,200 --> 01:23:04,556 - Nah! Do not close! - Let's enjoy the view! 624 01:23:06,760 --> 01:23:11,357 I am the brain. Did you really think I was dropped behind the back of a wagon? 625 01:23:11,560 --> 01:23:14,996 Did you really think that a brilliant mind - 626 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:18,318 - let himself be tricked by a Mrs. Svendsen? 627 01:23:33,560 --> 01:23:35,870 I forgot my bag. 628 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,869 Such a bunch of originals. 629 01:23:40,080 --> 01:23:42,959 - Huge, flat-faced baboon! - Fine. 630 01:23:43,160 --> 01:23:46,391 - You big bean hat. - Thank you very much. 631 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:49,114 - Bean rush! - At your service. 632 01:23:56,560 --> 01:23:59,120 It was very close. 633 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:02,438 I was... 634 01:24:02,640 --> 01:24:04,278 She came in… 635 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:08,350 Gentlemen... 636 01:24:10,280 --> 01:24:12,715 Gentlemen! 637 01:24:12,920 --> 01:24:15,196 One for all and... 638 01:24:15,400 --> 01:24:17,630 ...all on one board! 639 01:24:28,400 --> 01:24:31,950 --- Subtitles by Essery. ---